{"id":32881,"date":"2019-10-31T21:49:31","date_gmt":"2019-10-31T18:49:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/prohoster.info\/blog\/pobedit-tam-gde-pobedit-nevozmozhno\/"},"modified":"2019-10-31T21:49:31","modified_gmt":"2019-10-31T18:49:31","slug":"pobedit-tam-gde-pobedit-nevozmozhno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prohoster.info\/cs\/blog\/news\/pobedit-tam-gde-pobedit-nevozmozhno","title":{"rendered":"Zv\u00edt\u011bzit tam, kde nen\u00ed mo\u017en\u00e9 zv\u00edt\u011bzit","gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"text"}]},"content":{"rendered":"

V\u00e1lka je cestou klamu. \"Um\u011bn\u00ed v\u00e1lky\" Sun-c'. <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Jednou mi zavolala kamar\u00e1dka s prosbou pomoci vyhr\u00e1t v sout\u011b\u017ei. Po\u0159\u00e1d se sna\u017eila o prvn\u00ed m\u00edsto v sout\u011b\u017ei kr\u00e1sy, ale n\u011bjak j\u00ed to ne\u0161lo. Jej\u00ed konkurentka byla po\u0159\u00e1d p\u0159ed n\u00ed.
\nPodm\u00ednky sout\u011b\u017ee byly takov\u00e9: m\u011bla jsem nahr\u00e1t svou fotku do alba skupiny a \u017e\u00e1dat p\u0159\u00e1tele, aby komentovali tuto fotku v po\u0159ad\u00ed p\u0159id\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed \u010d\u00edsel, nap\u0159\u00edklad: 1, 2, 3 atd. Konkurentka ji neust\u00e1le p\u0159edb\u00edhala. P\u0159itom fotka konkurentky byla prost\u011b p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u00e1 a byla po\u0159\u00edzena na archaick\u00e9m telefonu. <\/a><\/noindex>V sout\u011b\u017ei hr\u00e1la ne\u010destn\u011b, snadno p\u0159esko\u010dila n\u011bkolik \u010d\u00edsel a celkov\u011b se chovala provokativn\u011b. A m\u011bla t\u0159ikr\u00e1t m\u00e9n\u011b p\u0159\u00e1tel. Jak mohla vyhr\u00e1t? Pr\u016fzkum z m\u00e9 kamar\u00e1dky zjistil, \u017ee m\u00e1 sestru, kter\u00e1 se zab\u00fdv\u00e1 kosmetikou Avon a m\u00e1 v\u00edce ne\u017e tis\u00edc p\u0159\u00e1tel. Tak\u017ee m\u00e1 kamar\u00e1dka bojovala s celou arm\u00e1dou. <\/p>\n

Souhlasil jsem s pomoc\u00ed, a\u010dkoli jsem je\u0161t\u011b nev\u011bd\u011bl jak. Prvn\u00edm krokem jsem j\u00ed \u0159ekl, aby p\u0159estala sout\u011b\u017eit, proto\u017ee to bylo bezsmysln\u00e9. Je hloup\u00e9 bojovat \u010delom pokud s\u00edly nejsou vyrovnan\u00e9. V t\u00e9 dob\u011b byla druh\u00e1. \u0158ekl jsem j\u00ed, a\u0165 si odpo\u010dine a zat\u00edm se na to vyka\u0161le. A j\u00e1 jsem \u0161el p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let. Prvn\u00ed my\u0161lenka byla jednoduch\u00e1 a ban\u00e1ln\u00ed, koupit na internetu p\u00e1r tis\u00edc fake \u00fa\u010dt\u016f a s jejich pomoc\u00ed p\u0159eb\u00edt soupe\u0159e. Rychl\u00e9 hled\u00e1n\u00ed na internetu a klep\u00e1n\u00ed na ICQ v\u0161ak v\u00fdsledek nep\u0159ineslo. Uk\u00e1zalo se, \u017ee VKontakte zavedlo registraci podle \u010d\u00edsla telefonu a te\u010f nen\u00ed tak snadn\u00e9 z\u00edskat \u00fa\u010dty.<\/p>\n

No jo, p\u0159ech\u00e1z\u00edme k pl\u00e1nu B. Pokud nem\u016f\u017eeme vyhr\u00e1t silou, budeme hr\u00e1t chyt\u0159e. Pro\u0161el jsem salonem, na\u0161el, kde maj\u00ed nejlevn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed SIM karty, byly to SIM karty MTS. Po 60 Rubl\u016f za kus. A v\u0161echny pen\u00edze na \u00fa\u010dtu, co\u017e je plus. Hned jsem se mana\u017eerky zeptal: mohu vz\u00edt v\u00edc SIM karet najednou? Odpov\u011bd\u011bla: samoz\u0159ejm\u011b! Objednal jsem 20 kus\u016f. Holka se ani nezamyslela. Z \u010dist\u00e9 zv\u011bdavosti jsem se zeptal: tak\u017ee je v po\u0159\u00e1dku, \u017ee toho beru tolik? Ale d\u00edvka odpov\u011bd\u011bla, \u017ee je to v po\u0159\u00e1dku, \u017ee pr\u00fd n\u011bkdy p\u0159ijedou z vesnice a berou na v\u0161echny p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00e9 najednou. Tak jo. Nejhor\u0161\u00ed pro m\u011b, jako po\u010d\u00edta\u010dov\u00e9ho odborn\u00edka, bylo podepisovat smlouvy na v\u0161echny ty SIM karty ve dvou vyhotoven\u00edch. Pap\u00edrov\u00e1n\u00ed, brrr!...<\/p>\n

Kdy\u017e jsem se vr\u00e1til dom\u016f, za\u010dal jsem registrovat \u00fa\u010dty na tyto SIM karty na Vkontakte. Str\u00e1vil jsem t\u00edm cel\u00fd den. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e1 automatizace, pro takov\u00e9 mno\u017estv\u00ed - to nebylo rozumn\u00e9. Pro rychlou v\u00fdm\u011bnu SIM karet jsem pou\u017eil modem, tam je snadn\u00e9 je m\u011bnit. K ve\u010deru bylo v\u0161e p\u0159ipraveno. M\u016fj super t\u00fdm 20 zombie bojovn\u00edk\u016f. V\u0161ichni byli vy\u0161koleni, p\u0159ipraveni a \u010dekali na sv\u016fj sign\u00e1l v z\u00e1loze (byli p\u0159id\u00e1ni do skupiny a \u010dekali na svou chv\u00edli). Pl\u00e1n byl jednoduch\u00fd. Kamar\u00e1dka znovu za\u010dala sout\u011b\u017eit s konkurentkou, sna\u017eila se ji dohnat a v posledn\u00edch minut\u00e1ch p\u0159ed koncem sout\u011b\u017ee, kdy do konce zb\u00fdvalo jen m\u00e1lo, rychle hlasovat m\u00fdmi zombie bojovn\u00edky a vyrazit k v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed na c\u00edlov\u00e9 \u010d\u00e1\u0159e. Ale m\u016fj pl\u00e1n se nakonec neuskute\u010dnil. <\/p>\n

Asi hodinu p\u0159ed koncem sout\u011b\u017ee jsme za\u010dali jednat. Kamar\u00e1dka si zavolala sv\u00e9 p\u0159\u00e1tele a po\u017e\u00e1dala je, aby se p\u0159idali do skupiny a dali sv\u00e9 \u010d\u00edslo. J\u00e1 u jin\u00e9ho po\u010d\u00edta\u010de, \u010dekal jsem na svou chv\u00edli. Rychle jsme doh\u00e1n\u011bli na\u0161i konkurentku. V t\u00e9 dob\u011b jsme na ni ztr\u00e1celi 30 hlas\u016f. Ale k m\u00e9mu p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed na na\u0161i aktivitu nijak nereagovala. Co v\u00edc, uk\u00e1zalo se, \u017ee nen\u00ed ani na s\u00edti. Byla tak p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den\u00e1 o sv\u00e9m v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed, \u017ee se ani neobt\u011b\u017eovala p\u0159ij\u00edt na vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed sout\u011b\u017ee! Na konci hodiny u\u017e kamar\u00e1dka sama nasb\u00edrala pot\u0159ebn\u00fd po\u010det hlas\u016f a dokonce ji p\u0159edb\u011bhla. Ale p\u0159esto jsme p\u0159idali m\u00e9 zombie. M\u016fj super elitn\u00ed t\u00fdm, kter\u00fd m\u011bl vn\u00e9st chaos a paniku do \u0159ad nep\u0159\u00e1tel, se prom\u011bnil v pouhou skupinku zabij\u00e1k\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed pod rou\u0161kou noci vyvra\u017e\u010fovali sp\u00edc\u00ed voj\u00e1ky.<\/p>\n

O n\u011bkolik dn\u00ed pozd\u011bji bylo v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed v sout\u011b\u017ei potvrzeno. N\u011bkde v koment\u00e1\u0159\u00edch psali o m\u00fdch zombi\u00edch, \u017ee to jsou fake \u00fa\u010dty. Ano, bylo to dost nerozumn\u00e9 vz\u00edt prvn\u00ed fotky, kter\u00e9 jsem na\u0161el. Ale v\u00edt\u011bze se nesoud\u00ed, \u017ee?<\/p>\n

Konkurentka mimochodem zve\u0159ejnila na zdi radostn\u00e9 ozn\u00e1men\u00ed, \u017ee se um\u00edstila na druh\u00e9m m\u00edst\u011b v sout\u011b\u017ei. P\u0159ijala por\u00e1\u017eku d\u016fstojn\u011b. To je chv\u00e1lyhodn\u00e9.<\/p>\n

A co j\u00e1? \u0160el jsem do ofici\u00e1ln\u00edho salonu a zablokoval v\u0161echny SIM karty, a pen\u00edze z nich p\u0159evedl na sv\u00e9 \u010d\u00edslo. A vlci jsou nasycen\u00ed, a ovce v po\u0159\u00e1dku a pastorset dostane v\u011b\u010dnou pam\u011b\u0165.
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