{"id":37687,"date":"2019-10-31T22:19:07","date_gmt":"2019-10-31T19:19:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/prohoster.info\/blog\/polyubi-kozla\/"},"modified":"2019-10-31T22:19:07","modified_gmt":"2019-10-31T19:19:07","slug":"polyubi-kozla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prohoster.info\/cs\/blog\/news\/polyubi-kozla","title":{"rendered":"Zamiluj se do Kozla","gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"text"}]},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jak\u00fd je tv\u016fj \u0161\u00e9f? Co si o n\u011bm mysl\u00ed\u0161? Je to mil\u00e1\u010dek a zlat\u00ed\u010dko? Nebo despota? Opravdov\u00fd l\u00eddr? Tot\u00e1ln\u00ed nerd? Idiot se \u0161patn\u00fdmi rukama? Ach Bo\u017ee, jak\u00fd mu\u017e?<\/p>\n<p>Po\u010d\u00edtal jsem a v \u017eivot\u011b jsem m\u011bl dvacet \u0161\u00e9f\u016f. Mezi nimi byli vedouc\u00ed odd\u011blen\u00ed, z\u00e1stupci \u0159editele, gener\u00e1ln\u00ed \u0159editel\u00e9 a majitel\u00e9 firem. Ka\u017ed\u00e9mu, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, lze p\u0159i\u0159adit n\u011bjak\u00e9 charakteristiky, ne v\u017edy slu\u0161n\u00e9. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed se dostali v\u00fd\u0161, n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed klesli dol\u016f. N\u011bkdo mo\u017en\u00e1 sed\u00ed ve v\u011bzen\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Z t\u011bchto dvaceti lid\u00ed nejsem up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b vd\u011b\u010dn\u00fd v\u0161em. Jen t\u0159in\u00e1cti. Proto\u017ee jsou to debilov\u00e9. P\u0159esn\u011b tak, s velk\u00fdm D.<noindex><a rel=\"nofollow\" name=\"habracut\"><\/a><\/noindex><\/p>\n<p>Debil je \u0161\u00e9f, kter\u00fd ti ned\u00e1v\u00e1 mo\u017enost se nudit. Neust\u00e1le nastavuje nov\u00e9 c\u00edle, zvy\u0161uje pl\u00e1ny, nut\u00ed t\u011b se h\u00fdbat, ned\u00e1v\u00e1 ti odpo\u010dinout. Debil neust\u00e1le zvy\u0161uje tlak. A ty, pod t\u00edmto tlakem, s\u00edl\u00ed\u0161.<\/p>\n<p>Byli tu i skv\u011bl\u00ed kluci, ne debilov\u00e9. Takov\u00fdch jsem napo\u010d\u00edtal sedm. Takov\u00ed \u0161\u00e9fov\u00e9 jsou jako Bre\u017en\u011bv. Pod jejich veden\u00edm za\u017e\u00edv\u00e1\u0161 absolutn\u00ed stagnaci. Nezlep\u0161uje\u0161 se, nedosahuje\u0161 vrchol\u016f, nepostupuje\u0161 v kari\u00e9\u0159e, nezvy\u0161uje\u0161 sv\u016fj p\u0159\u00edjem.<\/p>\n<p>Pr\u00e1ce s debily je jako sen. P\u0159i\u0161el jsi do tov\u00e1rny, ode\u0161el jsi za p\u00e1r let \u2013 a jako bys v\u016fbec nepracoval. Kvalifikace se nezv\u00fd\u0161ila, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 zaj\u00edmav\u00e9 projekty nebyly, ani jsi se s nik\u00fdm nepoh\u00e1dal. Jak zp\u00edval Makarevi\u010d, \u201ea jeho \u017eivot je podobn\u00fd ovocn\u00e9mu kef\u00edru.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Je velmi snadn\u00e9 ur\u010dit, jestli je tv\u016fj \u0161\u00e9f debil. Pokud v n\u011bjak\u00fdch m\u011b\u0159iteln\u00fdch ukazatel\u00edch neroste\u0161, pak nen\u00ed debil. Pokud v\u0161ak neust\u00e1le zvy\u0161uje\u0161 v\u00fdkon, prodeje, mno\u017estv\u00ed nebo rychlost pln\u011bn\u00ed projekt\u016f, pozici, plat, vliv, pak tv\u016fj \u0161\u00e9f je debil.<\/p>\n<p>S debily je zaj\u00edmav\u00e1 situace. Dokud s debilem pracuje\u0161, nen\u00e1vid\u00ed\u0161 ho, proto\u017ee br\u00e1n\u00ed tv\u00e9mu homeost\u00e1zi, tj. snaze o klid. P\u0159i\u0161el jsi r\u00e1no, nalil si k\u00e1vu a p\u0159ipravil se klidn\u011b programovat, a najednou \u2013 bum, p\u0159ib\u00edh\u00e1 ten debil a d\u00e1v\u00e1 ti n\u011bjak\u00fd \u0161\u00edlen\u00fd \u00fakol. Jen si \u0159\u00edk\u00e1\u0161 \u2013 no, debile!<\/p>\n<p>A kdy\u017e od debila odch\u00e1z\u00ed\u0161, zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 do jin\u00e9 firmy, uv\u011bdomuje\u0161 si, jak ti ten \u010dlov\u011bk pomohl. Zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 pokud p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed\u0161 pod veden\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00e9ho mil\u00e1\u010dka. Uv\u011bdomuje\u0161 si, jak skv\u011bl\u00e9 bylo k n\u011b\u010demu usilovat, b\u011b\u017eet, padat, zvedat se a zase b\u011b\u017eet. Debil t\u011b tla\u010dil, ale ty ses nezlomil a stal se siln\u011bj\u0161\u00edm.<\/p>\n<p>Nap\u0159\u00edklad, pod tlakem jednoho \u0161\u00e9fa jsem s\u00e1m p\u0159evedl v\u00fdrobu z 1C 7.7 na UPP b\u011bhem dvou m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f. Pod tlakem jin\u00e9 v\u00fdzvy jsem b\u011bhem prvn\u00edho roku pr\u00e1ce ve fran\u0161\u00edze slo\u017eil 5 atestac\u00ed 1C: specialista a 1C: vedouc\u00ed projekt\u016f jako t\u0159e\u0161ni\u010dka na dortu. Atestace byly tehdy prezen\u010dn\u00ed a v\u00fdjezdn\u00ed, a j\u00e1 jsem \u017e\u00e1dnou nezme\u0161kal, proto\u017ee \u0161\u00e9f to tak cht\u011bl. Byl tam \u0161\u00e9f, kter\u00fd m\u011b donutil napsat neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b skv\u011bl\u00fd syst\u00e9m pl\u00e1nov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00fdroby za t\u00fdden, zat\u00edmco pod jeho p\u0159edch\u016fdcem jsem se s t\u00edm tr\u00e1pil p\u016fl roku. Nejv\u00edce energi\u010dt\u00ed \u0161\u00e9fov\u00e9 m\u011b nutili zorganizovat po\u0159\u00e1dek ve skladov\u00e9m hospod\u00e1\u0159stv\u00ed, n\u00e1kupech a \u00fa\u010detnictv\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Pokud budete m\u00edt \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, potk\u00e1te v \u017eivot\u011b Mega\u0160\u00e9fa. M\u011bl jsem jednoho takov\u00e9ho nad\u0159\u00edzen\u00e9ho.<br \/>\nObvykl\u00fd \u0161\u00e9f stanov\u00ed c\u00edl a vy\u017eaduje jeho dosa\u017een\u00ed. Mega\u0160\u00e9f p\u0159id\u00e1v\u00e1 podm\u00ednku \u2013 dos\u00e1hnout c\u00edle ur\u010dit\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem, za pou\u017eit\u00ed konkr\u00e9tn\u00edch metod. Nap\u0159\u00edklad, nezrealizovat projekt jen tak, ale ud\u011blat to metodou Scrum. Upevnit vztahy mezi dv\u011bma odd\u011blen\u00edmi, ale ne pomoc\u00ed regulac\u00ed a automatizace, ale metodami managementu hranic.<br \/>\nSamoz\u0159ejm\u011b, nen\u00ed mo\u017en\u00e9 pou\u017e\u00edt metodiku, kterou nezn\u00e1te. Mus\u00edte se u\u010dit. Nakonec ji zn\u00e1te l\u00e9pe ne\u017e s\u00e1m Mega\u0160\u00e9f \u2013 ten si sice p\u0159e\u010detl knihu, ale v praxi ji neuplatnil. Ale Mega\u0160\u00e9f je Mega\u0160\u00e9f. Kdy\u017e je c\u00edl dosa\u017een a vy se rozhodnete odpo\u010dinout si, zavol\u00e1 v\u00e1s a nut\u00ed v\u00e1s systematizovat zku\u0161enosti, vypr\u00e1v\u011bt o praxi uplatn\u011bn\u00ed metod, uspo\u0159\u00e1dat n\u011bjak\u00fd semin\u00e1\u0159, napsat \u010dl\u00e1nek na firemn\u00edm port\u00e1lu atd.<\/p>\n<p>Mega\u0160\u00e9f v\u00e1s nenech\u00e1 p\u0159estat se u\u010dit. Doslova, opravdu doslova, v\u00e1m d\u00e1 knihu nebo p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ku, a pak v\u00e1s testuje v podob\u011b osobn\u00edho pohovoru. Uplynulo u\u017e n\u011bkolik let, a j\u00e1 st\u00e1le mohu vzpomenout, co je to SSGR, CGR, NPV, kolik je model\u016f veden\u00ed podle Golemana, kdo je Erik Trist, pro\u010d je Taylor lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e Mayo, kde je ta zatracen\u00e1 gorila a pro\u010d ji nikdo nevid\u011bl, uvedu typy osobnost\u00ed podle Belbina, vysv\u011btl\u00edm tajemstv\u00ed \u00fasp\u011bchu firmy Morning Star a pro\u010d se vlastn\u011b stala Diesel Gate ve Volkswagenu.<\/p>\n<p>MegaKoza, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, je lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e Koza. Ale MegaKozl\u016f je m\u00e1lo. J\u00e1 jsem potkal jen jednoho za cel\u00fd \u017eivot. A ano, kdy\u017e jsem byl vedouc\u00edm program\u00e1tor\u016f v tov\u00e1rn\u011b, byl jsem pro n\u011b tak\u00e9 MegaKozlem. Nosil jsem knihy, po\u017eadoval jsem, aby je \u010detli, pak jsem prov\u00e1d\u011bl pohovory. Donutil jsem je analyzovat svou vlastn\u00ed pr\u00e1ci, vysv\u011btlit \u00fasp\u011bchy a ne\u00fasp\u011bchy v term\u00ednech metodik \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed, a ne 'no, n\u011bjak to vy\u0161lo, co v\u00edc chce\u0161'.<\/p>\n<p>Tak\u017ee pokud je v\u00e1\u0161 \u0161\u00e9f Koza, radujte se. \u010c\u00edm je v\u00edc Kozlovsk\u00fd, t\u00edm rychleji a kvalitn\u011bji se vyv\u00edj\u00edte. A nezoufejte, pokud v\u00e1s \u0159\u00edd\u00ed fajn\u0161mekr.<\/p>\n<p>Na tento p\u0159\u00edpad existuje obchvat \u2013 Koza zven\u010d\u00ed, alespo\u0148 v profesion\u00e1ln\u00edm smyslu. N\u011bkdy se takov\u00fdm lidem \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 kou\u010dov\u00e9 nebo mento\u0159i, ale to nen\u00ed ono \u2013 ne\u0159eknou v\u00e1m pravdu, a proto nevytvo\u0159\u00ed pot\u0159ebn\u00fd tlak. A bez tlaku se neza\u010dnete br\u00e1nit.<\/p>\n<p>Nap\u0159\u00edklad pokud jsi program\u00e1tor, najdi jin\u00e9ho program\u00e1tora, kter\u00fd ti zkritizuje k\u00f3d. P\u0159\u00edmo ti \u0159ekne, \u017ee jsi neum\u011bl\u00fd k\u00f3dova\u010d. S\u00e1m si to ne\u0159ekne\u0161 a klient na to nep\u0159ijde, ani projektov\u00fd mana\u017eer se do toho nepono\u0159\u00ed. Koza se v\u0161ak styd\u011bt nebude.<\/p>\n<p>Nech Koza, a\u0165 t\u011b neust\u00e1le roz\u010diluje, udr\u017euje v kondici, ned\u00e1v\u00e1 ti se uvolnit. \u010c\u00edm r\u016fznorod\u011bj\u0161\u00ed budou t\u00e9mata, kter\u00fdmi t\u011b Koza m\u016f\u017ee kvalifikovan\u011b pomluvit, t\u00edm l\u00e9pe. Tvoje pozice a zku\u0161enosti v\u016fbec nemaj\u00ed v\u00fdznam. Zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00fd MegaKoza, velmi z\u00e1mo\u017en\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk, se dokonce neb\u00e1l p\u0159ebrat na sebe hrnec hnoje odemn\u011b. Proto se neust\u00e1le m\u011bnil, rozv\u00edjel a posouval vp\u0159ed.<\/p>\n<p>A pokud bude\u0161 m\u00edt \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, zm\u011bn\u00ed\u0161 se v SamoSeb\u011bKoza a p\u0159estane\u0161 z\u00e1viset na vn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch tlac\u00edch. Bude\u0161 si c\u00edle stanovovat s\u00e1m, nedovol\u00ed\u0161 si odpo\u010d\u00edvat, bude\u0161 si s\u00e1m stanovovat tempo. I kdy\u017e ti vn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed prost\u0159ed\u00ed, i kdy\u017e kozl\u00ed, pln\u011b vyhovuje.<br \/>\nSamoSeb\u011bKoza dok\u00e1\u017ee na\u0161tvat i Kozly, kte\u0159\u00ed j\u00edm vedou. Proto\u017ee mu je neust\u00e1le v\u0161echno m\u00e1lo. Ne odm\u011bny, ale tlaku. Doslova p\u0159ijde ke sv\u00e9mu Kozlovi a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 \u2013 poj\u010f, ud\u011bl\u00e1m ti je\u0161t\u011b toto, a pl\u00e1n chci m\u00edt vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed, a v\u016fbec, jsi n\u011bjak\u00fd, Kozle, ne Koza. Poj\u010f, rohy dol\u016f a tla\u010d na m\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Pokud jsi \u0161\u00e9f, zva\u017e, jestli jsi kret\u00e9n nebo ne. Je velmi snadn\u00e9 a jednoduch\u00e9 b\u00fdt fajn, to v\u00edm, zkusil jsem to. V\u0161echno je k tob\u011b v\u0159el\u00e9, v\u00e1\u017e\u00ed si t\u011b, mo\u017en\u00e1 t\u011b i maj\u00ed r\u00e1di, nejsi n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00fd, v\u017edy pom\u016f\u017ee\u0161, najde\u0161 \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed, zbav\u00ed\u0161 ostatn\u00ed obt\u00ed\u017e\u00ed, podpo\u0159\u00ed\u0161 slovem a \u010dinem, odpust\u00ed\u0161 chyby a ochr\u00e1n\u00ed\u0161 p\u0159ed nad\u0159\u00edzen\u00fdmi kret\u00e9ny.<\/p>\n<p>Ale pokud to \u0159ekneme up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b, ned\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 to kv\u016fli lidem, ale kv\u016fli sob\u011b. Chce\u0161 si zajistit pohodl\u00ed. Je ti p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9, kdy\u017e t\u011b maj\u00ed r\u00e1di, v\u0161echno je tak v po\u0159\u00e1dku, klidn\u00e9, bez kriz\u00ed. U\u017e\u00edv\u00e1\u0161 si \u017eivota.<\/p>\n<p>Probl\u00e9m je v tom, \u017ee tv\u00ed lid\u00e9 se nerozv\u00edjej\u00ed, dokud jsi fajn. To v\u00ed\u0161, ale zav\u00edr\u00e1\u0161 o\u010di. Mysl\u00ed\u0161 si, \u017ee kdo chce r\u016fst, ten se o to postar\u00e1 s\u00e1m. A j\u00e1 pomohu, pokud si \u0159ekne. Jen\u017ee on si ne\u0159ekne, proto\u017ee nen\u00ed d\u016fvod. Nen\u00ed zde \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd tlak. Nen\u00ed kret\u00e9n. Sedejte si hezky spolu v tepl\u00e9m ovocn\u00e9m kef\u00edru a rozch\u00e1zejte se, bez jak\u00e9hokoli pokroku v rozvoji.<\/p>\n<p>D\u016fvod touhy po klidu je st\u00e1le stejn\u00fd \u2013 homeost\u00e1za. Je to schopnost syst\u00e9mu k samoregulaci, k udr\u017een\u00ed vnit\u0159n\u00ed stability prost\u0159ednictv\u00edm prov\u00e1d\u011bn\u00ed jednoduch\u00fdch \u010dinnost\u00ed. Je to touha z\u016fstat v z\u00f3n\u011b komfortu, vynakl\u00e1dat m\u00e9n\u011b energie.<\/p>\n<p>A tohle tou\u017een\u00ed maj\u00ed jak zam\u011bstnanec, tak vedouc\u00ed. M\u00e1 mno\u017estv\u00ed projev\u016f a n\u00e1zv\u016f. Nap\u0159\u00edklad, nevyvol\u00e1vat pot\u00ed\u017ee, nehnat vlnu, p\u0159ekl\u00e1dat \u00fakoly na t\u0159i h\u0159eb\u00edky, brzdit a tak d\u00e1le.<\/p>\n<p>Hnus je v tom, \u017ee homeost\u00e1za je zak\u00f3dov\u00e1na v \u010dlov\u011bku p\u0159\u00edrodou, jak v fyziologick\u00e9m smyslu, tak i v oblasti rozvoje znalost\u00ed, dovednost\u00ed, dosahov\u00e1n\u00ed c\u00edl\u016f atd. Udr\u017eet aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed stav je zpravidla snaz\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e se postavit a n\u011bkam se hnout.<\/p>\n<p>A tady p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed kret\u00e9nova pomoc. \u010clov\u011bk, zam\u011bstnanec, nedok\u00e1\u017ee a ani nechce p\u0159ekonat prah, za n\u00edm\u017e za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 rozvoj. A vn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed vliv mu v tom pom\u00e1h\u00e1, nut\u00ed ho, motivuje.<\/p>\n<p>Z toho vypl\u00fdv\u00e1 jednoduch\u00fd vzorec: je t\u0159eba ud\u011blat to, aby bylo pohodln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed se rozv\u00edjet ne\u017e sed\u011bt na zadku.<\/p>\n<p>Jednodu\u0161e \u0159e\u010deno, posunout centrum, c\u00edl homeost\u00e1zy. A\u0165 p\u0159\u00edrodn\u00ed mechanismus udr\u017euje stav pohybu, a ne klidu. A\u0165 klid nen\u00ed p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd. Jako v kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 p\u00edsni z sov\u011btsk\u00fdch \u010das\u016f \u2013 '\u00fanavu zapomenuto, kol\u00e9b\u00e1 se d\u00fdm, a znovu kopyta, jak srdce bu\u0161\u00ed, a nen\u00ed n\u00e1m klidu, ho\u0159, ale \u017eij\u2026'.<\/p>\n<p>Otestov\u00e1n\u00ed jevu \"homeostatick\u00e9 pohybu\" nen\u00ed slo\u017eit\u00e9. Uvedu n\u011bkolik p\u0159\u00edklad\u016f.<br \/>\nPokud jste n\u011bkdy pravideln\u011b cvi\u010dili nebo se v\u011bnovali sportu, pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b potvrd\u00edte: jakmile vynech\u00e1te tr\u00e9nink, c\u00edt\u00edte se nepohodln\u011b. Zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b, pokud jste cvi\u010dili ka\u017ed\u00fd den.<\/p>\n<p>Pokud jste si zvykli pravideln\u011b \u010d\u00edst knihy a pak jste s t\u00edm na chv\u00edli p\u0159estali, c\u00edt\u00edte se, jako byste n\u011bco d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9ho prop\u00e1sli.<\/p>\n<p>Pokud se rozhodnete, \u017ee v\u016fbec nebudete sledovat televizi, rychle si na to zvyknete. Pak, n\u00e1hodou nebo o pr\u00e1zdnin\u00e1ch, se jednou pod\u00edv\u00e1te, nesta\u010d\u00edte se v\u010das odtrhnout, a po n\u011bkolika hodin\u00e1ch se c\u00edt\u00edte nepohodln\u011b, jako byste se v\u011bnovali n\u011b\u010demu neobvykl\u00e9mu.<\/p>\n<p>Z\u00f3na pohodl\u00ed se prost\u011b posune. Homeost\u00e1za - ta je toti\u017e hloup\u00e1, je j\u00ed jedno, jak\u00fd stav udr\u017eovat. Pokud je pohodln\u00e9 le\u017eet na pohovce, ud\u011bl\u00e1 v\u0161e, aby v\u00e1s tam udr\u017eela. Pokud je pohodln\u00e9 d\u011blat ka\u017ed\u00fd den 100 klik\u016f, homeost\u00e1za pom\u016f\u017ee, abyste to nevzdali.<\/p>\n<p>\u00dasil\u00ed je pot\u0159eba jen na posunut\u00ed z\u00f3ny pohodl\u00ed. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, \u017ee je lep\u0161\u00ed a jednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed to d\u011blat postupn\u011b, nesko\u010dit hned z pohovky na Everest - v\u016fle by nesta\u010dila p\u0159ekonat pr\u00e1h. V\u016fli je t\u0159eba \u0161et\u0159it, nen\u00ed j\u00ed tolik, a na velk\u00e9 skoky nen\u00ed schopn\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>V p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b Kozla je to jednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed, proto\u017ee k posunut\u00ed z\u00f3ny pohodl\u00ed sta\u010d\u00ed pouze jeho, kozl\u00ed s\u00edla v\u016fle. Ostatn\u00ed se mus\u00ed jen pod\u0159\u00eddit a pomalu se vyd\u00e1vat tam, kam sk\u00e1\u010de ten s rohy a bradkou. Pro zam\u011bstnance se z\u00f3na pohodl\u00ed posouv\u00e1 zdarma, bez n\u00e1klad\u016f na sebezapracov\u00e1n\u00ed, stanovov\u00e1n\u00ed c\u00edl\u016f nebo p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed sebe sam\u00e9ho. Cel\u00e1 t\u00edha p\u0159ekon\u00e1n\u00ed pr\u00e1hu homeost\u00e1zy le\u017e\u00ed na kozl\u00edch ramenou.<\/p>\n<p>Ale vedouc\u00ed, bohu\u017eel, v\u00edce p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 bezzubou houbu. On si v\u00edce ne\u017e cokoli jin\u00e9ho cen\u00ed sv\u00e9ho vlastn\u00edho homeostazu, sv\u00e9 z\u00f3ny pohodl\u00ed, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e ob\u011btuje mo\u017enosti rozvoje v\u0161ech zam\u011bstnanc\u016f. A\u010dkoliv m\u00e1 z\u00e1sadn\u00ed obhajobu: kdo chce, ten se bude rozv\u00edjet s\u00e1m. Pravda, nen\u00ed jasn\u00e9, k \u010demu je tedy s\u00e1m pot\u0159ebn\u00fd?<\/p>\n<p>Ano, na z\u00e1v\u011br \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m - nem\u011b\u0148te Kozly s Debily. Kozel tla\u010d\u00ed c\u00edli, \u00fakoly, pl\u00e1ny. Debil jen tla\u010d\u00ed. K\u0159i\u010d\u00ed, poni\u017euje, vyvol\u00e1v\u00e1 pocit viny, podkl\u00e1d\u00e1, ur\u00e1\u017e\u00ed. Potvrzuje se na v\u00e1\u0161 \u00fa\u010det, zkr\u00e1tka \u0159e\u010deno.<\/p>\n<p>Koza se tak\u00e9 m\u016f\u017ee chovat jako idiot, pokud je je\u0161t\u011b mlad\u00fd. Kozl\u00edk. S zku\u0161enostmi to p\u0159ech\u00e1z\u00ed. Ale i Kozl\u00edk ti nastav\u00ed c\u00edl. A idiot jednodu\u0161e za\u0161pin\u00ed du\u0161i a s radost\u00ed p\u016fjde k dal\u0161\u00ed ob\u011bti.<\/p>\n<p>Najdi si Koza. Zamiluj se do Koza. 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