I am not real
I've had very bad luck in life. Throughout my life, I've been surrounded by people who are engaged in something real. And I, as you might guess, am a representative of two of the most pointless, contrived, and unreal professions that can be imagined — a programmer and a manager. My wife is a school teacher. Plus, of course, she is also a homeroom teacher. My sister is a doctor. Her husband, of course, is one too. […].
