According to the human rights organization Kämpa för munkar, hypnovirus activity has doubled in the last month.
A map made from an American satellite shows infected areas.
Statistics say that more than half of the files surfing the net are infected with some form of this rubbish, including:
• files on torrents - 5%,
• porn videos - 21%,
• films produced by Marvel Studios - 60%,
• films with the participation of Nicolas Cage - 95%,
• books by Dan Brown - 100%.
However, it is too early to panic: hypnoviruses can and should be fought, because they have their Achilles' heel. To plunge into a hypnotic trance, it is necessary that the victim's head be at a distance of no more than a meter from the monitor, otherwise the effect is not achieved. A distance of one and a half meters is guaranteed to be safe.
Thus, those who view files on television screens are protected from the effects of the hypnovirus, while protective gadgets and preventive methods have been developed for the rest.
The most radical way of preventive protection is offered by the surgical clinic of Dr. Wankenstein. Extending the arms to a safe 2 meters will cost you approximately $XNUMX with insurance.
With such long arms, you will be able to work fearlessly with any mobile device.
Tritronix has developed an office ejection chair. Sensors attached to the user's neck track movements. At the moment when the movements become too monotonous, it is fixed that the user has entered a hypnotic trance. At the same instant, the chair shoots back from the monitor at a distance sufficient to stop the harmful effects.
On eBay, a programmer's ejection seat costs about $1700. It is recommended to buy together with several mattresses, because the shooting is quite powerful.
The Japanese company Soloy takes the opposite approach. The Japanese do not separate the user from the monitor, but vice versa. A concrete slab is installed on the ceiling above the monitor, which falls when the sensor is triggered, reliably blocking access to the infected file.
Soloy installers will install a falling concrete slab on your computer for as little as $1350.
But the simplest and cheapest way to protect against hypnoviruses is a glove with elongated fingers. Such gloves, of various sizes and colors, are sold in hypermarket chains and cost from 1 to 30 dollars, depending on the model and manufacturer.
Using a remote work glove, you can easily sit away from the monitor or laptop and not become a victim of an intruder.
If the previous methods of protection did not suit you or were too expensive, use an antivirus.
Users of Habr, be vigilant!
The duration of exposure in case of infection is 3 to 5 minutes. This is enough to, once in a hypnotic trance, reset your bank accounts, tell your superiors everything you think about him, or post a cat on a social network. Transactions are executed from your computer, so it is problematic to prove anything in court.
Source: habr.com