{"id":36550,"date":"2019-10-31T22:12:17","date_gmt":"2019-10-31T19:12:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/prohoster.info\/blog\/s-dnyom-sistemnogo-administratora\/"},"modified":"2019-10-31T22:12:17","modified_gmt":"2019-10-31T19:12:17","slug":"s-dnyom-sistemnogo-administratora","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prohoster.info\/en\/blog\/administrirovanie\/s-dnyom-sistemnogo-administratora","title":{"rendered":"Happy System Administrator Day\u00a0","gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"text"}]},"content":{"rendered":"

While part of the software is rolling towards total simplification and some strange design transformations, the IT infrastructure of companies is becoming more complex and tangled. If you feel like arguing with this, you probably haven't configured Cisco routers, dealt with DevOps, are unfamiliar with monitoring and print management, and still think an admin is a cat, a shredder, a sweater, and a beard. But no matter how life changes, technology, hardware, and software, one thing remains unchanged \u2014 support for 1C user questions that can ruin your day, test your nerves, provoke hysteria, shock, and a desire to kill. It turns out this is everywhere \u2014 so here\u2019s a small top under the cut.<\/p>\n

\"Happy<\/a><\/noindex>
\nBashorg forever!<\/i>
\n<\/a><\/noindex>
\nActually, the girl from the RegionSoft team<\/a><\/noindex> contacted the author of these comics, Sarolta Hershey, a year ago, but something went wrong and the release of these symptomatic images didn\u2019t happen. However, permission for translation and use has been granted. Dear Sarolta, thank you for your nice idea and brilliant pictures! The original comics are in the post\u00a0 \"9 of the Stupidest Questions Sysadmins Have to Endure\"<\/a><\/noindex>, our text.<\/p>\n

In general, sysadmins of all countries, unite!<\/p>\n

Internet<\/h2>\n

\nThis is probably the most common reason to dial the internal number of a system administrator and ask the top stupid questions. And of course, one must be glad that colleagues call humbly or demanding \u2014 it\u2019s much worse when a colleague is too proud and tries to configure some hardware, distributing IP addresses via DHCP. Overall, users are certainly sweet: they clear their browser history thinking they\u2019ve erased it everywhere; they actively use incognito mode and believe it doesn\u2019t consume traffic; they connect their modems but forget to select the access point and think they are cleverly connected \"through their internet.\"\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

Moreover, they believe that admins and managers are very stingy, so they monitor history of visits and traffic volume. Well, yes, of course, it's upsetting for the boss if you spend \u2154 of your workday on Pikabu, in an online store, or even on Habr \u2014 after all, he pays for work, not for entertainment. But this is not as critical as the questions of information security: while the rookie is laughing on YouTube, a savvy salesperson quietly downloads the database from the cloud. And everyone ends up affected \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

\"Happy
\nCan I download a copy of the internet?<\/p>\n

\"Happy
\nI think I've broken the Internet! Can you fix it?<\/i><\/p>\n

Self-proclaimed sysadmins<\/h2>\n

\nIf your colleague has mastered Win+L<\/code> or cmd<\/code> \u2014> regedit<\/code>, consider everything, these are the most dangerous people because they believe they are sysadmins. They will reboot computers, swap cables, plug bootable flash drives into every port, clean the registry, uninstall and install programs (if you don\u2019t restrict these capabilities), sooner or later they will try to remove or disable the antivirus, and access system files. In general, without group policies \u2014 keep a close eye on them. But then they suddenly throw up the white flag and ask funny questions:<\/p>\n