{"id":41463,"date":"2020-02-11T12:07:51","date_gmt":"2020-02-11T09:07:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/prohoster.info\/blog\/blog_prohoster\/kak-pravilno-razdavat-kotyat"},"modified":"2020-02-11T12:07:51","modified_gmt":"2020-02-11T09:07:51","slug":"kak-pravilno-razdavat-kotyat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prohoster.info\/en\/blog\/kak-pravilno-razdavat-kotyat","title":{"rendered":"How to properly distribute kittens","gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"text"}]},"content":{"rendered":"

Kitten Distribution via DHCP<\/h2>\n

<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Attach a leash to the kitten<\/li>\n
  2. Release the kitten into the crowd<\/li>\n
  3. Once the owner is found, they will detach the kitten from the leash themselves.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    <\/p>\n

    Kitten Distribution via HTTPS<\/h2>\n

    <\/p>\n

    \u2014 Do you need a kitten?
    \n \u2014 Does it have a pedigree and vaccination certificate?
    \n \u2014 Yes, here, take a look. By the way, is your passport still valid?
    \n \u2014 No, it's just Moldovan. Is this really a kitten?
    \n \u2014 What about it?
    \n \u2014 Why does its pedigree list a German shepherd?<\/p>\n

    <\/a><\/noindex><\/p>\n

    Kitten Distribution via TCP<\/h2>\n

    <\/p>\n

    \u2014 Hello.
    \n \u2014 Hello.
    \n \u2014 May I ask you a few questions?
    \n \u2014 Sure, but no more than two at a time.
    \n \u2014 Do you see the kitten?
    \n \u2014 This one?
    \n \u2014 Yes.
    \n \u2014 I see it.
    \n \u2014 Do you want to take it for yourself?
    \n \u2014 No. Are there any more questions?
    \n \u2014 No.
    \n \u2014 Goodbye.
    \n \u2014 Goodbye.<\/p>\n

    <\/p>\n

    Kitten Distribution via UDP<\/h2>\n

    <\/p>\n

    \u2014 Here\u2019s your kitten!
    \n(the distributor shoves the kitten into their arms and runs away).<\/p>\n

    <\/p>\n

    Kitten Distribution via ICMP<\/h2>\n

    <\/p>\n

    meow\nmeow\nmeow\nmeow\n\n0% voice loss<\/code><\/pre>\n
    <\/p>\n
    Kitten Distribution via BGP<\/h2>\n
    <\/p>\n
     \u2014 Don't you want a kitten?
    \n \u2014 No. I recommend giving them away at the market.
    \n \u2014 And where is that?
    \n \u2014 Go straight, take the third turn to the left, and then ask someone. Or you can turn left now and take the third turn to the right, but the traffic light is long.<\/p>\n
    <\/p>\n
    Kitten Distribution via DHT\/PEX<\/h2>\n
    <\/p>\n
     \u2014 Friends, please ask your friends if anyone knows a person whose neighbors need a kitten!<\/p>\n
    <\/p>\n
    Kitten Distribution via SSH<\/h2>\n
    <\/p>\n
     \u2014 Honey, it seems someone broke into our house during our vacation!
    \n \u2014 What a nightmare! Did anything go missing?
    \n \u2014 On the contrary, they left us a kitten!<\/p>\n
    <\/p>\n
    Kitten Distribution via CDN<\/h2>\n
    <\/p>\n
     \u2014 Grandma, you\u2019re still sitting there, distributing kittens! Find a home for mine too.
    \n \u2014 No problem, dear, that\u2019ll be a hundred rubles.<\/p>\n
    <\/p>\n
    The author thanks N. and her pets for the inspiration, as well as R.<\/a><\/noindex> for the betting.<\/p>\n
    Source: habr.com<\/a> <\/p>","protected":false,"gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"html"}]},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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