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Sous le couperet, un court po\u00e8me, pourquoi les ordinateurs et un mode de vie s\u00e9dentaire m'irritent de plus en plus.
\n<\/a><\/noindex>
\nQui s'envole dans le monde des jouets ?
\n\u00c0 qui il reste \u00e0 attendre en silence
\nEnfonc\u00e9 dans les coussins moelleux ?
\nAimer, esp\u00e9rer, r\u00eaver<\/p>\n

Que notre monde r\u00e9el reviendra
\nDans quel monde virtuel par la fen\u00eatre ?
\nEt le personnage nocturne viendra frapper
\n\u00c0 travers le pi\u00e8ge des illusions vers la maison des hommes ?<\/p>\n

Alors, quels sont les divertissements des PC
\nqui ont vieilli \u00e0 l'extr\u00eame ?
\nDont le derri\u00e8re est devenu trop lourd ?
\nDont le zizi ne se redressera-t-il jamais ? <\/p>\n

Mon travail m'a compl\u00e8tement br\u00fbl\u00e9
\nJ'en ai marre des CAO et CAE
\nToi, tu t'es transform\u00e9 en charbon
\nDes jeux puants de steam.<\/p>\n

Et pourquoi ne dormons-nous pas ensemble ?
\nNous \u00e9tions autrefois mari et femme.
\nDont la chanson s'\u00e9teint dans l'ennui ?
\nDont l'esprit s'est durci comme une cro\u00fbte ?<\/p>\n

Qui est coupable ? Que faire ensuite ?
\nEn gros, donne-moi ton ordinateur.
\nQu'il vole \u00e0 travers la vitre en contreplaqu\u00e9
\nDe tous les jeux et logiciels info-com.<\/p>\n

\u00a9 AlexKaz 25 mai 2019
\n
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