Yadda ake rarraba kyanwa

Rarraba kittens ta hanyar DHCP

1. Daura leash ga kyanwa
2. Kaddamar da kyanwa a cikin taron
3. Idan aka sami maigidan, shi da kansa zai kwance kyanwar daga ledar.

Rarraba kittens ta HTTPS

- Kuna buƙatar kyanwa?
- Shin yana da takardar shaidar allurar rigakafi?
- Ee, duba. Wallahi fa fasfo dinka ya kare?
- A'a, shi Moldavian ne kawai. Shin da gaske wannan kyanwa ce?
- Kuma menene?
- Me yasa yake da Makiyayi Bajamushe a cikin zuriyarsa?

Rarraba kittens ta hanyar TCP

- Sannu.
- Sannu.
- Zan iya yi muku 'yan tambayoyi?
- Kuna iya, amma ba fiye da biyu a lokaci guda ba.
- Kuna ganin kyanwa?
- Wannan?
- Ee.
- Na gani.
- Kuna so ku ɗauka don kanku?
- A'a. Akwai ƙarin tambayoyi?
- A'a
- Wallahi.
- Wallahi.

Rarraba kittens ta hanyar UDP

- Ga kyanwa a gare ku!
(Mai rabawa ya sa kyanwa a hannunsa ya gudu).

Rarraba kittens ta hanyar ICMP

meow
meow
meow
meow

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Rarraba kittens ta hanyar BGP

- Ba ku buƙatar kyanwa?
- A'a. Ina ba da shawarar ba da shi a kasuwa.
- Ina yake?
- Madaidaici gaba, ɗauki na uku hagu, sannan ka tambayi wani. Ko kuma yanzu ka ɗauki hagu da na uku zuwa dama, amma akwai doguwar fitilar ababan hawa.

Rarraba kittens ta DHT/PEX

- Abokai, don Allah ku tambayi abokanku ko ɗayansu ya san mutumin da maƙwabtansa ke buƙatar kyanwa!

Rarraba kittens ta hanyar SSH

- Darling, da alama a lokacin hutunmu wani ya shiga gidanmu!
- Abin tsoro! Akwai wani abu da ya ɓace?
- Akasin haka, ya ba mu kyanwa!

Rarraba kittens ta CDN

- Goggo, har yanzu kuna zaune a can, kuna ba da kyanwa! Ƙara nawa kuma.
- Babu tambaya, masoyi na, kana da ɗari rubles.

Marubucin ya gode wa N. da dabbobinta don wahayi, haka kuma R. domin yin fare.

source: www.habr.com