Sannu, mazauna Khabro! Mun yanke shawarar cewa ya dace ba kawai a sayar da littattafai ba, har ma a raba tare da su. Bitar littattafan da kansu ya kasance . A cikin sakon da kanta akwai wani yanki daga "Rashin hankali a cikin Geeks" da kuma littafin kansa.
Babban ra'ayin littafin mai sauqi qwarai amma duk da haka sosai m. Me zai faru da a ce ‘yan Kudu sun yi amfani da tarin AK-47 duka a lokacin yakin basasar Arewa da Kudu? Idan muka tsara abin da ke cikin littafin gaba ɗaya a taƙaice, da sun yi nasara. Kuma yana da sauki! Marubucin - Harry Turtledove - ya yanke shawarar kada ya yi amfani da tafiye-tafiyen lokaci da sauran abubuwan da aka fi so na almarar kimiyya; sai kawai ya rubuta kamar haka: “Hurray! Kudu ta yi nasara! GAME! Kuma me za su yi yanzu da duk wannan bautar?
Na tabbata mutanen da ke sha'awar Yaƙin Basasa za su ji daɗin wannan littafi da gaske, amma ko kaɗan bai dace da waɗanda, kamar ni, ke fama da cutar Geek Attention Deficit Disorder. A lokacin da nake karantawa, wannan dabi'a tawa marar lahani ta bayyana a cikakke a duk lokacin da ya bayyana a fili cewa abin da zai biyo baya shi ne cikakken bayanin salon rayuwa ko ka'idodin ɗabi'a na wancan lokacin a cikin wani yanayi na daban na yakin basasa ... Kuma yanzu na kasance. tuni barci ya kwashe shi...ZzZzZzzZZzz.
Gabaɗaya magana, "Makamai na Kudu" abin karantawa ne mai daɗi, duk da haka na sami kaina na ci gaba da ci gaba: "To, komai a bayyane yake. Har yaushe wannan babin zai dawwama?” Lokacin da na kusa ƙarshen littafin, ya bayyana a fili cewa matafiya daga nan gaba ba za su bayyana ba su daidaita Arewa da Kudu tare da taimakon wasu na'urori masu ban mamaki na gaba. Eh... Naji takaici. Ee. Daidai! Tabbas, na yi farin ciki da cewa Shugaba Lee ya koyi darasi kuma ya fara kawar da bautar da kansa, amma ... ina lasers? Ina rokon ku…
Hey mutane! Ni dan jaki ne! Ina buƙatar makirci mai saurin walƙiya, wanda aka bayyana a takaice, taƙaitacciyar jimla da kuzari. Ka ba ni Copeland, ba ni Calvin da Hobbes, ba ni Asimov, ba ni Masu gadi. Ina bukatan labarai irin wannan saboda ina fama da tsananin rashin lafiyar Geek Attention Deficit Disorder.
Idan ba ku rufe wannan littafin ba tukuna, to ku ma kuna fama da wani nau'i na rashin kulawa da hankali na Geek ko wata cuta mai kama da tabin hankali. Mu duba!
Yanzu, ajiye littafinku, tashi ku tafi teburin ku. Abubuwa nawa kuka yi na ƙarshe lokacin da kuke nan? Da kaina, Na buɗe manzo Slack, Ina sauraron kiɗa daga Spotify, sannan na shiga cikin fayilolin da aka raba da yawa daga ƙungiyoyi daban-daban, Na buɗe Chrome tare da shafuka uku, inda na kalli ciniki akan E * TRADE, saita sabar WordPress. kuma karanta game da tarin fina-finai na ofishin akwatin karshen mako. Kuma ba wannan kadai ba ne! Na bude iMessage da Tweetbot, wanda bayanai game da sabbin kukis na abokai na ke gudana cikin farin ciki, kuma ina da tagogi biyu a buɗe inda na rubuta tunani game da sabon haɗin gwiwa ta nau'in jerin ayyuka daban-daban. Ee! Zan sake rubuta wannan babin!
Jama'a, wannan ba aiki da yawa ba ne. Wannan lamari ne mai tsanani na Rashin Hankali. Gabaɗaya ba zan iya yin aiki akan kwamfutar ba har sai in sami ayyuka aƙalla guda biyar a lokaci ɗaya. Idan kun ƙidaya game da abubuwa daban-daban kamar yadda nake yi, to tabbas kuna fama da wannan Ciwon. Wannan ƙwaƙƙwaran Ciwo!
Binciken "Geek"
Mahaifiyata ce ta fara gano min cutar Geek Attention Deficit Disorder. Wannan ya kasance a ƙarshen 90s. Wata rana ta kawo mini abincin dare zuwa dakina (Ni dan wasa ne), inda cikin farin ciki na buga wani abu ga abokaina a cikin tattaunawa ta farko akan IBM XT (Ni super geek ne), na saurari kiɗa (mai yiwuwa Flock of Seagulls, Ina matakin geek iri ɗaya ++) kuma na kalli "Back to the Future" tare da kashe sautin (gaskiya giiiiick!). Mama ta yi kalami game da abin da ke faruwa kamar haka: “Ta yaya za ku mai da hankali kan wani abu sa’ad da duk wannan yana faruwa da ku a lokaci ɗaya?” Na ce mata, "Mama, ba zan iya mai da hankali ba tare da wannan hayaniyar da ke kewaye da ni!"
Kasancewar Geek Disorder Deficit Disorder a cikin rayuwar ku da tsananin sa kai tsaye ya dogara ne akan yadda kuke mu'amala da ɗumbin bayanan da ke zuwa muku ta dukkan tashoshi don kashe ƙishirwa mai ƙarfi na sabbin fasahohi. Wataƙila kuna da zaɓuɓɓuka uku:
1. "An fita." Ba ku da TV kuma yana da wuya cewa kuna karanta wannan babin kwata-kwata.
2. Kuna karɓar abun ciki a matsakaici. Lokacin da na tambaye ka ƙidaya windows nawa ka buɗe akan tebur ɗinka, ko dai ka ce, “Ɗaya. Abokin imel ɗina don karanta akwatin saƙo nawa,” ko saita tunatarwa don ƙidaya tagoginku bayan karanta wannan babin. Mafi mahimmanci, kuna da mai tsarawa wanda zaku iya kaiwa da hannun ku daga inda kuke zaune a halin yanzu.
3. Kuna karɓar abun ciki "kamar daga bututun wuta." Browser tab, messenger tab, kida duk tsawon rana da TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER. Geek hankali gaira cuta! Na ji dadin haduwa da ku!
Kasancewar Geek Hankalin Rage Rarraba a cikin abokanka shima yana da sauƙin dubawa. Ga gwaji mai sauƙi: Nemi abokinka izinin zama a kwamfutarsa kuma ya fara share abubuwan da ke kan teburinsa. Matsar da gunki nan, canza girman taga a can. Idan abokinka a natse yana kallon ka yana zagayawa akan tebur ɗinsa, to tabbas ba shi da cutar Geek Attention Deficit Disorder. Amma idan cikin damuwa ya dafe kansa kuma ya fara jin tsoro lokacin da kuka matsar da alamar 12 pixels zuwa dama, to Geek Attention Deficit Disorder yana aiki a fili a nan. Ko ta yaya, kiyaye hannuwanku daga kwamfutarsa!
Sauya yanayi
Kuna iya tunanin cewa ainihin ƙwarewar da ke bayan Geek Attention Deficit Disorder shine ayyuka da yawa, kuma gaskiya ne. Geeks tare da Rashin Kula da Hankali sune masu aiki da yawa masu ban mamaki, amma wannan ba shine farkon ikonsu ba. Babban ikon su shine ikon canza abun ciki.
Tunanin canza yanayin yanayi shine mabuɗin don fahimtar Rashin Hankali ga Geek. Yana da kyakkyawan ra'ayi mai sauƙi. Don mayar da hankali kan wani abu, kuna buƙatar kashe ɗan lokaci da wasu kuzari don shigar da kwakwalwar ku cikin yanayin tunanin da ya dace. Yi tunani game da yadda kuke yawan karanta New York Times a safiyar Asabar. Kuna da kofi ɗinku, kyawawan kayan baccinku, shimfidar kujera, kuma yanzu zaku shiga cikin abin da yake faɗa, ko menene. Wannan shine mahallin ku.
Yanzu ka yi tunanin cewa a tsakiyar labarin da kuke karantawa, na kwace jaridar daga hannunku, in kunna CNN, inda kwatsam, kwatsam, akwai rahoto a kan abin da kuka karanta.
Menene? Abin banza! Me ya faru yanzu?
Ka ɗan ɗan gana da canjin mahallin. Bai kasance mai muni ba musamman saboda TV ɗin yana nuna irin labarin da kuka karanta a cikin jarida. Wata hanya ce ta daban - shugabannin magana ta talabijin da layin labarai masu ban haushi a kasan allon.
Har yanzu, yana da ban haushi, dama? Ka manta da dalilin da ya sa na kwace jaridar daga hannunka. Yanzu ina magana ne game da canjin tunani daga tsarin karatu zuwa tsarin kallo. Wannan sauyawa yawanci yana ɗaukar lokaci. Kuna buƙatar lokaci don wannan, amma matsakaicin ƙwararren ƙwararren ƙwararren ƙwararren hankali zai lura da kansa kawai maɓallin mahallin, kuma shi ke nan. A haƙiƙa, akwai yuwuwar cewa dama a wannan daƙiƙan ya narkar da duk labaran yau da ke zuwa masa daga tashoshi daban-daban na bazuwar.
Mai ɗaukar cutar Geek Attention Deficit Disorder ya bambanta da sauran mutane saboda canjin mahallinsa yana faruwa ba tare da an gane shi ba. Ƙwararrun mahallin mahallin maɗaukaki-canza tsokar tunani ya inganta sosai domin ya shafe tsawon rayuwarsa yana canza hankali tsakanin rafukan bayanai daban-daban da ba su da alaƙa, yana ƙoƙarin fitar da ma'ana daga babban ƙarar hayaniyar bayanai don jin abin da ke da mahimmanci a gare shi.
Kowa na iya aiki da yawa. Amma masu ɗaukar cutar Geek Attention Deficit Disorder suna yin abin mamaki da hankali. Suna tsunduma cikin nema mara iyaka don samun da sarrafa bayanai cikin sauri mai girma.
Yin Amfani da Ingantaccen Amfani da Rashin Kula da Rage Hankalin Geek
Na rubuta game da Geek Attention Deficit Disorder kamar dai alama ce ta freaks masu sha'awar bayanai ... wanda shine. Ta yaya kuma za ku iya jimre a cikin duniyar da kuke jin matsi na yau da kullun daga kafofin watsa labarai? Kun zama ƙware sosai wajen sarrafa kwararar bayanai. Anan ina da ƙarin albishir a gare ku.
- Mutanen da ba su shafi Geek Attention Deficit Disorder sun yi imanin cewa masu dauke da wannan ciwo ba za su iya mayar da hankalinsu ba saboda (duba mu kawai!) Hankalin su ya warwatse. Da fatan za a daina danna na'urori daban-daban! Kin fara bani ciwon kai. Wannan ba gaskiya bane! Masu ɗaukar hankali na rashin hankali na Geek suna da ban mamaki ikon mai da hankali ga abin da su da kansu suka zaɓa a matsayin mayar da hankalinsu. Ko da yake wannan ba lallai ba ne yanayin mu na dindindin da na halitta, kuma (e!) Wani lokaci yana ɗaukar mu fiye da sauran mutane don shiga yankin (ƙarin bayani game da yankin a Babi na 36), amma lokacin da muke wurin, ... Wow! Kai!
- An yi Intanet ne ga waɗanda ke fama da matsalar rashin hankali na Geek. Ko ban mamaki fashewar bayanai ne da ke fashe daga yawancin labaran ku, ko kuma yawan haɓakar aikace-aikacen da kawai ke son ɗaukar ɗan lokaci kaɗan, Intanet ta san wanzuwar Geek Attention Deficit Disorder. Ya san cewa kowane gidan yanar gizo mai kyau da kowane ƙa'ida mai kyau za a iya tsara shi don amsa tambayar, "Shin kuna son sanin wani abu?" amma tambayar, "Har yaushe zan iya samun hankalin ku?"
- Rashin hankali na Geek na iya yin tasiri mai kyau akan aikin ku. Shin kun taɓa yin aiki a farawa? Taba fitar da software? Menene makonni na ƙarshe kafin ƙaddamar da samfur kamar? Muna kiran su da "fire drills" saboda kowa yana yawo kamar mahaukaci yana yin kowane irin bazuwar, rashin tunani. A cikin yanayi irin wannan, Geek Attention Deficit Disorder ya zama babban aibi saboda yana rage kuzarin da ake buƙata don sauya mahallin.
- Idan ginin da kuke aiki a ciki yana cikin wuta, gudu ku nemo wanda ke da ADD a benenku. Ba wai kawai zai gaya muku inda hanyoyin gaggawar suke ba, wataƙila zai ba ku wasu shawarwari masu taimako kan yadda za ku guje wa shakar hayaki, da kuma samar da tarin bayanai kan yiwuwar tsira da gobara a cikin manyan gine-gine. Ta yaya ma zai yiwu wannan ƙaramin injiniyan software ya iya sanin duk waɗannan? Wanene ya sani... Wataƙila ya karanta wannan a Wikipedia shekaru biyu da suka wuce. Ko wataƙila ɗaya daga cikin abokansa na kut-da-kut daga New York ma'aikacin kashe gobara ne. Menene wannan ko da yake yanzu? Zai iya ceton rayuwar ku, ko kuma, da alama, ya samar muku da ɗimbin bayanai masu amfani kafin ku soyu kamar guntu.
Bangaran marasa kyau
Ina magana game da Geek Attention Deficit Disorder a matsayin wasu kyawawan aibi na ruwan hoda. Duk da haka, yana kuma da tarnaƙi mara kyau.
Na farko, gano yanayin ku na sarrafa duniyar da ke kewaye da ku aiki ne mai yawa, kuma (yi haƙuri!) Tabbas za ku rasa wasu bayanai. Wannan zai fusata ku, amma a lokaci guda zai motsa ku kowane daƙiƙa don bincika “abun da ke gaba”.
Na biyu, sau da yawa za ku zama kamar sani-shi-duk ga wasu. Yi ƙoƙarin kada ku zama mai sani-duk-kan. A gaskiya ma, yawancin mutane ba su san duk waɗannan bayanan da ba su da amfani ba, duk waɗannan labarai daban-daban, abubuwan da ke faruwa a yau, abubuwan da ba a san su ba da kuma hadadden tsarin lissafi. Kuma waɗannan mutane suna farin ciki sosai ba tare da su ba. Kawai saboda kun "cika da baki" tare da sabbin bayanai masu kyau ba yana nufin kowa yana son ji ba.
Kullum za ku rasa haƙuri yayin hulɗa tare da waɗanda suka zaɓi salon rayuwa daban-daban da salon rayuwar Geek Attention Deficit Disorder m. Daga lokaci zuwa lokaci za ku yi ƙoƙari ku raba hikimar ku ga wani, kawai don kada hannun ku bayan kamar minti huɗu lokacin da ya bayyana a fili: "Mai tsarki! Ba su fahimce shi ba! Akwai yuwuwar cewa an gano su duka kuma kawai kuna fama da cutar da ke haifar da auna lokacin hankalin ku a cikin microseconds.
Ko kuna fama da rashin hankali na Geek ko a'a, kuna buƙatar fahimtar abu ɗaya. Ba zai wuce ba! Ƙarnin da suka ƙirƙira Geek Attention Deficit Disorder a cikin shekarun 80 zuwa 90, an riga an maye gurbinsu da tsarar da ba su taɓa sanin duniyar da ba tare da ita ba, kuma za su ji haushi da wani abu daban.
Kuna iya saukar da littafin aileron kyauta .
Sayi littafin takarda a rangwame .
source: www.habr.com