He kumuhana paʻakikī kēia, hoʻopaʻapaʻa a ʻeha. Akā makemake wau e hoʻāʻo e kūkākūkā. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻi aku iā ʻoe i kahi mea nui a ʻālohilohi e pili ana iaʻu iho, no laila e kuhikuhi wau i kahi ʻōlelo ʻoiaʻiʻo (i waena o ka puʻu o ka hoʻokamani a me ka moralizing i kēia pilikia) ʻōlelo a ka makemakika, kauka o ka ʻepekema, Alexey Savvateev. (Aia ka wikiō ma ka hope o ka pou.)
ʻO 36 mau makahiki o koʻu ola i pili loa me ka waiʻona. A ua haʻalele wau i ka pāʻani ma kahi o ʻelima mau minuke ma mua o ka wailele. Ua ʻau au a ʻauʻau, ua ʻoi aku ka pali o ka muliwai, he mākaʻikaʻi wai wau, "pana hope." Ua pana ʻo ia i mua pono o ka wailele, me he mea lā. ʻEhā mau makahiki i hala aku nei ua hoʻōki au i ka inu ʻona. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo i ka ʻōlelo: "Aʻo wau iā ʻoe i ka like." No ka mea, ua ʻike au i ka poʻe inu maʻamau. Akā ʻaʻole kēia kaʻu hihia.
Hiki iaʻu ke hāʻawi i ka ʻōlelo aʻo ma ke ʻano he mea inu ʻona kahiko me ka ʻike nui. Inā ʻoe, ʻoiai ma 10% o nā hihia (ʻaʻole 100%, a ʻaʻole hoʻi 70%), ʻaʻole ʻoe e hoʻōki, akā inu a hāʻule ʻoe ma lalo o ka papaʻaina, a laila pono ʻoe e haʻalele.
No nā makahiki he nui, ua hōʻoluʻolu wau iaʻu iho e hiki iaʻu ke hoʻomalu pono iaʻu iho, akā i kekahi manawa ʻaʻole wau e kāohi iaʻu iho no kekahi kumu, akā hiki ʻole kēia hana, ʻeā? ʻO ka mea maʻamau, noho wau i lalo i ka papaʻaina, inu i hoʻokahi kīʻaha a ʻelua paha, ʻelima, ʻehiku ... maikaʻi, ua ʻona wau, hoʻohiki ma Ivanovskaya āpau ... ʻO nā makemake āpau e hahai i ka waiʻona. ʻO ka waiʻona, e like me ka locomotive mahu, kauo i nā kaʻa ma hope o ia: nā manaʻo hoʻohaunaele, ʻōlelo hoʻohiki a me nā mea ʻē aʻe. Akā naʻe, kū pinepine wau, kū i luna, a ʻōlelo: "ʻAe, hele wau." Hoʻi au i ka hale a hiamoe. I ke kakahiaka aʻe, ʻōlelo wau iaʻu iho: "E ʻike ʻoe, ʻaʻole ʻoe he mea inu ʻona!" Hiki ia'u ke hooki pinepine, aole nae i na manawa a pau. Hoʻokahi manawa i kēlā me kēia ʻelua a ʻekolu mau mahina i loaʻa mai kekahi ʻano pōʻino nui. Ua hana wau i kahi mea i ʻae ʻole ʻia, ʻaʻole wau e papa inoa. I koʻu wā ʻelemakule e kākau wau i kahi puke thriller "Practice" olekaʻahele manuahi" (kaʻu pane ).
Ua haʻalele au i ka pāʻani a ʻaʻole au i inu i ka champagne no ʻehā makahiki. He pani maoli ko'u. Ua inu au i ka pia pia pia ʻole, hoʻopailua, ʻae. Akā, hoʻomanaʻo ia iā ʻoe i kekahi mau manaʻo hoʻomaha a hoʻonohonoho iā ʻoe e hoʻolauleʻa me ka poʻe a puni ʻoe e inu. Hoʻokipa ma kahi o ka vodka. Inā hoʻohui ikaika ʻoe i ka ginger a me ka lemon, 10 mau manawa ʻoi aku ka ikaika ma mua o ka maʻamau...
Bang! a ʻo ʻoe wale aaaaaa!!!.. ʻo... A me he mea lā ua inu ʻoe i ka vodka. ʻO kāu mea e pono ai.
A ma kahi ʻekolu - pomegranate wai ma kahi o ka waina. ʻO ka wai pomegerane maikaʻi, Crimean a i ʻole Azerbaijani. He pipiʻi ka wai, akā ʻoi aku ka pipiʻi o ka waiʻona.
ʻEkolu ʻaoʻao i loko o kahi puke kahi aʻu i kākau pū ai, "", e pili ana i ka nui o nā ala e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke loaʻa i ka luaʻi, nā mea inu ʻawaʻawa. Maanei pono ʻoe e lawe i 500 grams o ka vodka like. Loaʻa iā ʻoe nā mea inu o nā ikaika like ʻole ma nā puke like ʻole. ʻEhia mau ala e hana ai i kēia, hāʻawi ʻia kēlā he mea nui ke kauoha. He mea nui ka pia ma hope o ka vodka a i ʻole ka vodka ma hope o ka pia. Hoʻomaopopo loa ka poʻe ʻona a pau iaʻu.
I ka papa o nā pilikia combinatorial, he mea nui ka hoʻonohonoho. No ka manawa lōʻihi loa ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke hele mai me ka wehewehe ʻana i ke kumu he mea nui ke kauoha i ka makemakika, akā ua hele mai au me ia, kēia wehewehe ʻona. A no laila ʻo Andrei Mikhailovich Raigorodsky, ka mea kākau nui o ka puke (me Shkredov), ua hoʻokomo iaʻu i ke kolu o ka mea kākau no kēia wehewehe.
Akā ma ka laulā, ʻona, aloha, hoa, aloha.
Nā nīnau no ke kaiāulu habra
- Pehea ʻoe me ka waiʻona?
- He aha ka pilina ma waena o ka waiʻona a me ka huahana no ʻoe?
- Inā haʻalele lākou, pehea?
- He aha kekahi mau lifehacks e pani ai i ka "manaʻo hoʻomaha" a me nā ʻano pilikanaka?
- He aha nā ʻatikala a wikiō paha āu i ʻike ai ma kēia kumuhana?
Nā mea hou aʻe
Hiki i nā mea hoʻohana i hoʻopaʻa inoa ʻia ke komo i ka noiʻi. , e 'oluʻolu.
ʻO ʻoe a me ka waiʻona
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ʻaʻole inu
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Ua inu wau, inu wau a inu wau
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Inu wau, akā makemake wau e hoʻemi
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hoʻolei
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kekahi'ē aʻe
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ʻike mau i ka wā e kū ai
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inu lōʻihi a paʻakikī, akā i kekahi lā ua hoʻohaʻahaʻa ʻo ia i kona ʻono
1029 mea hoʻohana i koho. 81 mea hoʻohana i hōʻole.
Source: www.habr.com