Ma muli o ka makemake nui, he hoʻomau o ka puke "Simpler Than It Seems." Ua ʻike ʻia ua aneane hoʻokahi makahiki i hala mai ka paʻi hope ʻana. No laila ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e heluhelu hou i nā mokuna i hala, ua hana wau i kēia mokuna hoʻopili, e hoʻomau nei i ka hoʻolālā a kōkua iā ʻoe e hoʻomanaʻo koke i kahi hōʻuluʻulu o nā ʻāpana i hala.
Ua moeʻo Sergei ma ka papahele a nānā i ke kaupaku. E lilo ana au ma kahi o ʻelima mau minuke e like me kēia, akā ua hala ka hola. ʻO ka lōʻihi o koʻu hele ʻana, ʻo ka liʻiliʻi o koʻu makemake e piʻi.
Noho ʻo Tanya ma luna o ka sofa me ka pona ma kona ʻūhā. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i nānā i kāna kāne, ʻo ke kaomi ʻiole wale nō i lohe ʻia. He kaomi pōkole a leo nui - pihi hema. ʻO kahi kaomi wili, a ʻoi aku paha, o ka huila. Pūnaewele.
ʻAʻole hiki ke ʻike i kāu kāne e moe ana ma lalo o kou mau wāwae no hoʻokahi hola? ʻAʻole paha. ʻO ka liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi e ʻike i ka ʻike peripheral i kekahi mau ʻokoʻa mai ke kiʻi maʻamau. ʻO ia hoʻi, ua noʻonoʻo ʻo ia e haʻalele. Manaʻo wau pehea ka lōʻihi o ka lōʻihi?
Ua kaniuhu nui ʻo Sergei a lōʻihi. Ua uhi ʻo ia i kona mau maka me kona lima a hoʻokuʻu i ka ʻuā mālie. Hāpai iki ʻo ia i kona mau manamana lima, nānā iā Tanya - ʻaʻohe pane.
"Tanya ..." huki mai ʻo Sergei, e paʻa mau ana i kona lima ma luna o kona mau maka.
- Ke uē nei ʻoe? – nānā ka wahine mai ke kamepiula. - ʻAe, e hele i mua, e kau i kou hū.
Kū ʻo Sergei a nānā pono iā Tanya. He mālie ka helehelena, me ka minoʻaka iki. Mākaukau e hoʻolohe.
- Ua luhi au ia mea. E haʻalele paha wau.
- No ke aha mai?
"ʻAe, ma laila, ma ka pōkole ..." hoʻomakaʻo Sergei.
— Pehea mākou e uku ai i ka moraki?
- He aha ka pili o ka moraki me ia...
- E pili ana? - Ua hoʻonui ʻo Tanya i kona mau maka, a ʻo Sergei ka noʻonoʻo ʻana iā ia iho. -He hūpō ʻoe, ʻaʻole anei? He aha kāu e noʻonoʻo nei?
"Ke manaʻo nei au ʻaʻole pono wau i komo i kēia mau mea āpau." - Ua'ōlelo koʻikoʻi a me ka mālieʻo Sergei e like me kona hiki.
"Ua haʻi aku wau iā ʻoe no kēia mea ma mua, akā ʻo ʻoe ka mea akamai loa i waena o mākou." ʻAʻole ʻoe e hoʻolohe i kāu wahine, ke keʻakeʻa nei ʻoe i kahi āu e pono ʻole ai, a laila ʻuwē ʻoe e like me ka wahine ʻili.
- He aha? ʻO wai ka wahine?
- He wahine maʻamau, whiny, muslin.
- ʻO ka wahine ʻōpio muslin. – Ua hoʻoponopono ʻo Sergei.
- He aha ke ʻano o ka wahine ʻōpio? - ka wahine i minoʻaka. - Ke hele nei nā wahine ʻōpio i nā lole lace, me nā umbrellas a me ka nui o Byron. A e moe ana ʻoe ma ka papahele me nā puʻupuʻu weluwelu, he T-shirt lepo a me ka hū ma lalo o kou ihu. A uē ʻoe i ka paʻakikī iā ʻoe ma laila.
- ʻAe, poina ia...
- He aha ka mea e waiho ai ma hea? ʻO ʻoe, e Seryozha, kala mai au, akā he wahine pēpē wale nō ʻoe. ʻAe,ʻaʻoleʻo ia i hoʻolohe mai iaʻu, ua hoʻoholoʻo ia e lawe i ka hana a komo i kahi, i kekahiʻano papahana. ʻAe, mai koʻu piʻi ʻana mai, mai ʻōhumu! Inā makaʻu ʻoe, mai hana ʻoe; inā ua hana ʻoe, mai makaʻu.
— Genghis Khan?
- ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu, malia paha ... He kūlana like ʻo Nadya ma kahi pūnaewele. A mai poina he moraki kā mākou. A e hoʻomanaʻo ʻoe, e ke aloha, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke hana i kēia manawa. Ke pau kaʻu mau haʻawina, hele wau e like me ʻoe. Pono ʻoe e uku no kāu mau haʻawina. A, inā ua poina ʻoe, e hoʻomanaʻo wau iā ʻoe he hoʻoholo hui kēia. Ua hahau ʻoe iā ʻoe iho i ka umauma a ʻōlelo ʻoe e hiki iā ʻoe ke mālama i ka moraki a me kaʻu mau haʻawina. ʻAʻole anei ʻoe i poina ua hana pū wau a ʻaʻole i loaʻa ka liʻiliʻi ma mua o ʻoe?
"No laila, he hoʻomanaʻo kaʻu ..." Manaʻo ʻo Sergei ua neʻe mua ke kamaʻilio ʻana i kahi ala kūpono, a hoʻomaka ʻo ia e ʻakaʻaka.
- He aha ka hoʻomanaʻo ʻē aʻe?
- ʻO ʻoe, e kuʻu aloha. E hoʻomanaʻoʻoe i nā mea a pau, e hoʻomanaʻoʻoe i nā mea a pau.
- He aha kāu e hana ai me aʻu ʻole? – Ua minoʻaka pū ʻo Tanya. - No laila e hele mai, e ʻohi i kou snot, a hele i ka hana. E hele i waho, e ʻimi i kahi ala i waho. A e loaʻa mau iā ʻoe ka manawa e haʻalele ai.
- E pili ana? Ua ʻōlelo wale ʻoe pono mākou e uku i ka moraki!
- ʻAe, ʻaʻole wau he naʻaupō, Seryozha, pehea kou manaʻo ...
- Aole au i manao pela!
- ʻAe, ʻae, e haʻi mai iaʻu. I kēia manawa ke noho nei ʻoe a me ka noʻonoʻo - damn hysterical, pono wau e kuʻi iā ʻoe i ka maka. A ke hai aku nei au ia oe i ka oiaio. Makemake ʻoe i kou poʻo i ke ao, hoʻoponopono i kekahi mau pilikia virtual, a hopohopo no ka nānā ʻana o kekahi ma ka hana iā ʻoe.
- ʻAe, inā wale nō ...
- Pehea inā? ʻAe, hele mai, no ka leʻaleʻa, e haʻi mai iaʻu i ka mea i hana ʻia ma laila, nā mea ʻilihune.
Ua hāmau ʻo Sergei. He mea ʻokoʻa ke kūlana - ʻaʻole ʻo Tanya i ʻimi i nā kikoʻī o kāna hana ma mua, a hiki iā ia ke kamaʻilio i nā ʻano mea ʻole a pau e pili ana i nā pilikia, nā ʻōhumu a me nā pilikia, me ka ʻike ʻaʻole pono ʻo ia e wehewehe.
“ʻAe, ma ka pōkole…” hoʻomaka ʻo ia ma hope o kekahi mau minuke. - Loaʻa iā mākou kahi pilikia me ka helu kālā ma ka hale kūʻai.
- Aihue lakou?
- ʻAʻole, hiki ʻole. ʻAʻole illiquid nā ʻāpana, kikoʻī loa, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke kūʻai aku iā lākou ma aneʻi. ʻO nā mea kūʻai aku a pau he mau kaukani kilomita ka mamao mai iā mākou; ke ʻili nei lākou i ka ʻaila. ʻAʻole lākou ʻaihue. ʻO kahi pilikia wale nō me ka helu kālā. Hoʻokahi mea ma ka papahana, ʻo kekahi ma ka hale waihona. Hōʻike kēlā me kēia hōʻike i nā deviations nui.
- He aha ka pilikia? – Huhū ka maka o Tanya. - Inā ʻaʻole lākou ʻaihue, a laila he aha ka ʻokoʻa i ka mea i loko o kāu papahana?
- ʻAʻole makemake ʻo Kurchatov. ʻŌlelo ʻo ia ʻo kāna kālā ka hale kūʻai. Me he mea lā ua ʻike ʻo ia aia nā kālā a pau, akā ʻaʻole ʻo ia i ʻike i ka nui o ke kālā. Ua pilikia pū nā luna ...
- Ua pilikia pū kekahi? E like me ʻoe, e moe ana ma ka papahele a nānā i ke kaupaku?
- ʻAʻole... Ua pilikia lākou i kā lākou hana. Kāhea ka mea kūʻai aku a noi aku e hoʻouna i hoʻokahi haneri bushings. A ʻaʻole ʻike ka luna hoʻomalu i ka nui o kēia mau lāʻau. Wahi a ka papahana ʻekolu haneli. Hele ʻo ia i ka hale kūʻai - a he iwakālua ma laila. No ka mea ua nānā lākou i ka hana, akā ʻaʻole i noʻonoʻo i ka papahana.
- ʻAe, maopopo iaʻu kēlā. E neʻe kāua.
- ʻAe, ua hāʻawi manawaleʻa wau e hoʻoponopono i kēia kūlana.
- No ke aha? - Ua hoʻomaka ʻo Tanya. - ʻAe, ʻae, ua kūkākūkā mua mākou i kēia. Hāʻawi manawaleʻa, a hāʻawi manawaleʻa.
- No laila…
- E kali i kahi minuke. - Ua hāpai ʻo Tanya i kona lima. - E hoʻoholo pololei: ʻike ʻoe pehea e hoʻoponopono ai i kēia mau mea a pau?
- ʻAe, aia, aia ... I ka pōkole, manaʻo wau ...
- ʻIke paha ʻoe a ʻaʻole paha?
- He mea hoʻopiʻi hewa ʻoe, a i ʻole?
"He wahine maikaʻi ʻole wau, ʻōpio, nani a ua hoʻoholo kāna kāne e nahu i ka snot. No laila ʻike ʻoe a ʻaʻole paha?
- Maopopo iaʻu.
I ka'ōleloʻana i kēia, ua manaʻoʻo Sergey e like me ka hālāwai mua me ka mea nona, i kona manawa i hāʻawi manawaleʻa ai e hana i kēia papahana. ʻAʻole i loaʻa ka hilinaʻi i ka kūleʻa mai ke kumu, nā ʻoiaʻiʻo a i ʻole kahi hoʻolālā, akā mai kahi i loko, intuitively, inexplicable.
- Pololei? - i nīnau ai ʻo Tanya.
- Pololei.
- ʻAe, pehea ʻoe e hoʻoponopono ai i kēia?
- ʻaʻole maopopo.
- No laila pehea?
- Pela e like me keia. ʻIke wau hiki iaʻu. Manaʻo wau ʻaʻohe mea paʻakikī ma laila. Maopopo iaʻu he mea liʻiliʻi kēia. A maopopo iaʻu e loaʻa iaʻu.
Nānā pono akula ʻo Tanya i kāna kāne. Ua koʻikoʻi kona mau maka, e like me Kurchatov i kona wā e hoʻāʻo ai e hoʻomaopopo inā hiki ke hilinaʻi ʻia kēia kanaka pupule. Ma hope o kekahi mau kekona, ua ʻakaʻaka ʻo Tanya, ʻokiʻoki a hoʻomau.
- ʻAe, maopopo kēia. Inā hana ʻoe, a laila e hana ʻoe.
- E pili ana? ʻAʻole ʻoe e nīnau i nā kikoʻī?
- No laila no ke aha e pilikia ai e nīnau iā lākou inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike iā lākou? E hoʻomaka ʻoe e omo mai ka lewa lahilahi, e hoʻokele i ka hau, nā ʻōlelo akamai, kekahi mau ʻano. Ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia ua ʻike ʻoe pehea e hana ai i nā mea āpau - ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei au iā ʻoe. ʻAe, e like me ka moraki. Ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia e huki ʻoe, ʻo ia hoʻi, huki ʻoe.
- No laila ʻo ʻoe wale nō ...
"Pono kekahi e hoʻihoʻi iā ʻoe i ka maʻamau." He hoʻomanaʻo wau, ʻo ʻoe nō i ʻōlelo mai. Ināʻole, ke pāʻani neiʻoe me kāu mau pilikia noʻonoʻo pono'ī,ʻaʻole hiki iāʻoe keʻike i ka lepo ma lalo o kou mau wāwae. A ʻaʻohe ou wahi e hoʻi hope ai, ma hope ... Wahine.
- Hauʻoli ʻole, ʻōpio a nani?
- He kanalua? - Ua nīnau koʻikoʻi ʻo Tanya.
"E ka Haku, e hoʻopakele iaʻu mai nā kānalua ..." Ua hoʻopili ʻo Sergei iā ia iho me ka nani.
- Eia iā ʻoe. A ua like ia ma ka hana. Mai uē ʻoe he pilikia kou. Ma ke ala, he aha nā pilikia, ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu? Ke ʻike ʻoe pehea a pehea e hana ai?
- ʻAe ... ʻAʻole wau i ʻike ... Ua hoʻomaka lākou e hana ʻino iaʻu.
- E haʻi mai iaʻu i ka wā i hana maikaʻi ai lākou iā ʻoe? Hana mau ʻoe e like me ke ʻano o ka palaka. Ua hakakā ʻoe me nā mea a pau, huhū ʻoe, aneane ʻaʻole no ʻoe kekahi mea. E hoʻomanaʻo i ke kumu i kipaku ʻia ai ʻoe mai kāu mau hana āpau?
- ʻAʻole wau i kipaku ʻia, haʻalele mau wau iaʻu iho. – Ua pane haʻaheo ʻo Sergei.
- No ke aha ʻoe i haʻalele ai?
- ʻAe, aia nā kumu ma nā wahi āpau.
- ʻAe, aia ke kumu hoʻokahi - ua hōʻeha kekahi iā Serezhenka. A ʻo Seryozha - e hoʻomanaʻo wau iā ʻoe, no ka mea he mea hoʻomanaʻo wau - he wahine lahilahi, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hōʻeha iā ia. ʻO wai ka mea ʻeha iā ʻoe, e ka pēpē?
- ʻAe ʻoe…
- ʻAʻole, hele mai, e kuʻu pēpē, e haʻi mai iaʻu, e uē pū kāua. He aha, e hoʻopiʻi ana ʻo Pebbles iā ʻoe i ke alakaʻi?
- ʻAe, ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hoʻopiʻi pololei nei ... More like me ka pawning.
- ʻAe, a manaʻo wau ua kākau ʻoe i kahi palapala moraki? He waimaka paha ʻoe? ʻO wai hou? Ua kāhea a hōʻino paha ke alakaʻi? Akā ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻohiki iā Seryozha, loaʻa iā ia ka maʻi Gosha-Gogi.
- He aha?
- ʻAe, ʻo Goga mai "ʻAʻole manaʻoʻiʻo ʻo Moscow i nā waimaka." Also hysterical. Oh, you can't talk to me like that, otherwise I'll go away and cry and booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
- Me he mea lā he meʻe maikaʻi ʻo ia...
- Ua haʻalele ʻo ia i kahi wahine a holo aku no ka mea ua hoʻokiʻekiʻe ʻo ia i kona leo - he hero maikaʻi, i kou manaʻo? ʻAʻole, he wahine ʻo ia. He wahine maʻamau, hysterical, kamaliʻi. ʻOiai, no ke aha wau he wahine mau, akā he wahine ... He kanaka maʻamau, hysterical, infantile. ʻAʻole ia e hoʻoponopono i nā pilikia, akā holo aku mai ia mau mea. ʻAe, pehea ʻoe?
- ʻO wau?
- ʻO ʻoe, a ʻo wai kekahi? ʻAʻole kūpono kekahi mea iā ʻoe - ke holo nei ʻoe mai ka hana. Ua hoʻopiʻi ʻo Pebbles iā ʻoe - holo ʻoe mai ka hana. He aha hou kāu i laila? ʻO kou hoa, ʻo wai kona inoa ... Mai noʻonoʻo. Eia kekahi, manaʻo wau ua aʻo ʻoe i kekahi mea?
- ʻAe, me he mea lā ua hoʻoholo ʻo ia e kumakaia iaʻu ...
- ʻAʻole! – Hapai aʻela ʻo Tanya i kona mau lima a kāhāhā nani ma luna o ka sofa. - Ua kumakaia ʻo ia iā ʻoe! Pehea e ola ai? Haʻalele koke i kāu hana! Holo, holo i ka pilikia!
- ʻAʻole au e holo ana mai nā pilikia, ʻo wau wale nō ...
- Moe ʻoe ma ka papahele, e nānā i ke kaupaku, drool, snot a kamaʻilio e pili ana i kāu wahine - wahine maoli! - pilikia. Pehea e kamaʻilio ai nā kaikamahine kula, e hoʻomanaʻo? A ua like wau me kēia, a ua like ʻo ia me kēia, a ua like wau iā ia, a ua like ʻo ia iaʻu ...
- ʻAe... Hana i kekahi mea?
- E hana i kāu papahana pōʻino! ʻAe, ua maopopo ka pepa e hana ʻino ʻia ʻoe! ʻO wau hoʻi, he wahine ʻōpio a nani hoʻi, ʻo wau, he wahine ʻōpiopio a nani hoʻi. Piʻi ma luna o ka paepae - ke nānā nei nā mea a pau iā ʻoe. Inā kuhi hewa ʻoe, kuhikuhi lākou a ʻakaʻaka. E kūkākūkā lākou iā ʻoe a me kāu hana, hāwanawana, hoʻopiʻi, hoʻopiʻi, hoʻonāukiuki, a hao wale iā ʻoe. Ma muli wale nō o kou puka ʻana i waho o ke kahawai. Makemake kēlā me kēia o lākou e puka i waho, akā kakaikahi ka poʻe aʻa. A ʻo ka nānā ʻana i ka poʻe i puka i waho he mea hiki ʻole ke hoʻomanawanui. No laila ke hoʻāʻo nei lākou e huki iā ʻoe i hope. Inā kākau ʻoe e pili ana i kāu papahana ma ka Pūnaewele, e hoʻopau ʻoe i ka nui o nā mea e luhi ai ʻoe i ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe. No ke kumu like.
- He aha ka hana me kēia mau mea a pau? ʻAe, me nā kānaka ...
- Seryozha, naʻaupō ʻoe? He aha kaʻu i haʻi aku ai iā ʻoe?
- No laila ke kau nei lākou i kahi ʻōlelo ma koʻu huila...
- A lawe ʻoe i ka lāʻau a hoʻopaʻa i loko o kā lākou hoki! E ka Haku, pehea ʻoe ... ʻAʻohe. E hōʻike mai i kou mau niho. A i ʻole poina iā lākou, e hana i ka mea hiki iā ʻoe me kāu mea i loaʻa, ma hea ʻoe.
— Ke kūlana o Nadya kekahi? - Manaʻo ʻo Sergei.
- ʻAʻole, ʻo Roosevelt kēia. E haʻalele ʻoe, no laila e hana ʻoe me he mea lā e hoʻopau ʻia ʻoe. ʻAʻohe mea e nalowale, ʻaʻohe pono e launa pū me nā kānaka, ʻaʻohe mea e makaʻu ai. E hana wale i kēia papahana fucking inā loaʻa iā ʻoe ka manawa. Inā ʻaʻohe ou manawa, maikaʻi, e ʻimi ʻoe i kahi hana ʻē aʻe. I ka hopena, loaʻa iaʻu kēia i loko o hoʻokahi pule.
- Ua koho au.
- E pili ana? – Pīhoihoi ʻo Tanya.
— ʻAe, aia ka hapa o ka poʻe polokalamu polokalamu ma ko mākou kauhale. ʻEkolu aʻu hāʻawi kahi i lawe ai lākou iaʻu, me ka uku like.
- Kupaianaha! ʻO ia hoʻi, ʻaʻohe mea e makaʻu ai. Lawe a hana. E hana ʻoe e like me kou ʻike mua e hoʻopau ʻia ana ʻoe.
- E like me ka samurai, a i ʻole?
- He aha ke ʻano o ka samurai?
- ʻAe, ua ola kēia mau samurai me he mea lā ua make lākou.
- E loaʻa kahi samurai ... ʻAe, ʻaʻole, kū! Mai ʻaʻa ʻoe e make, he moraki kā mākou!
Hiki i nā mea hoʻohana i hoʻopaʻa inoa ʻia ke komo i ka noiʻi. , e 'oluʻolu.
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