ʻEhia ka nui o nā mea papahana e inu ai i ke kīʻaha kofe?

ʻO nā makahiki he 28 hope loa o koʻu ola ʻana he ʻano pau ʻole o ka neʻe ʻana mai kahi a i kahi. A no kekahi kumu, ua holo mālie kēia ʻano (ʻoiai ʻaʻole wikiwiki paha) me aʻu i kahi hana hou ma ke ʻano o kahi kuʻuna i kēlā me kēia mahina me nā hoaaloha, ʻo ia hoʻi, ka ʻoihana IT me ka inoa code URKPO, e neʻe ana mai kahi lumi a kahi lumi. mai ka hale a i ka hale , me ka manaʻolana e loaʻa kahi wahi maikaʻi ma kahi kokoke i Shcherbinkovsky, kahi i ʻike ʻole ai ka lā ma hope o nā ao.

I loko o kekahi o kā mākou neʻe ʻana, ua hana mākou ma ka ʻaoʻao o kahi mīkini kofe hui a, i ka manawa like, lilo mākou i mea hoʻohui i ka inu kofe maʻamau i nā hola kakahiaka a me ke ahiahi. Ma keʻano laulā, ʻaʻole mākou i hana i kekahi kipi, akā ua hōʻoia wale i ka noiʻi ʻana o nā ʻepekema Pelekane i mea e lilo ai kekahi mea i mea maʻamau, pono ʻoe e hana ia no ʻekolu pule i ka lālani. No laila, i hoʻokahi mahina ma hope mai, ma ke ʻano he neʻe aʻe, ua hoʻouna ʻia mākou e hana ma ka wahi elite "Plaza," hoʻomaka mākou e ʻeha mālie.

Ua ikaika loa ko mākou ʻeha, a ua hoʻopōʻino pinepine ko mākou mau waimaka kulu i kā mākou kīpē a paʻakikī loa ke kākau ʻana i nā code, ua hoʻoholo nā luna o kā mākou papahana e hāʻawi iā mākou i kahi mīkini kofe i mea e hoʻokō ai i kā mākou pahuhopu i kēlā me kēia hapaha.

Ma hope o nā hola lōʻihi o ke koho ʻana, mai kahi Turk uila a i nā mīkini ʻoihana no nā hale kūʻai kofe, e like me ke ala o ka pī kofe ma kahi mahiʻai ʻo Brazil i kahi kīʻaha i loko o kahi hale ʻaina Moscow, ua hoʻoholo mākou ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou ke koho i kekahi mea a ʻae aku e hoʻolimalima i ka. mīkini.

Ua kani hoʻowalewale. E like me ke aloha hoʻomaha. ʻAʻohe kuleana - a ʻono mau ka kofe.
Akā ua maopopo koke ka nuance maikaʻi ʻole - i mea e hoʻolimalima ai i kahi mīkini kofe, pono ʻoe e hoʻopaʻa inoa ma Moscow i kāu passport me ʻoe. Ua hūnā kekahi o mākou i ko mākou mau makahiki a me ko mākou kūlana male - ʻo ia ke kumu i makemake ʻole ai mākou e hāʻawi i kā mākou passport, ua nalowale a lawe ʻia paha kekahi o kā mākou passport no ka hana ʻana i kekahi mau palapala hana, ʻaʻole i loaʻa i kekahi o kā mākou passport ka palapala kākau ʻo Moscow. , a e like me ka laki e loaʻa ai, ua waiho ʻia koʻu passport ʻulaʻula e waiho ana ma luna o ka papaʻaina ma kahi i ʻike ʻia, no ka mea, 3 mau minuke i hala aku nei ua hoʻāʻo wau e hoʻohana iā ia e nānā inā ua kaha pololei ʻia koʻu mau laina ma ke kiʻi a i ʻole. .

Ua hoʻopaʻa koke mākou i kahi ʻaelike me ka ʻōpio ʻōpio nona ka ʻoihana hoʻokahi, nāna i ʻōlelo he hanohano nui iā ia ka hoʻolako ʻana i ka kofe no nā mea polokalamu polokalamu a ua lele mua ʻo ia iā mākou me kahi mīkini hou. Me ka hikiwawe loa, i ka la a'e o ke ahiahi, ua hele mai kekahi kanaka elemakule i o makou nei, e wehewehe ana aole hiki i ka lede. A wikiwiki loa, hoʻoulu ʻia a hoʻoulu ʻia e ka manamana lima o Seryozha unobtrusively hoʻoweliweli e kau ana ma luna o ke kī F5 ma ka ʻaoʻao o ke kauoha kulu waihona, ua kau inoa wau i kahi ʻaelike hoʻolimalima lōʻihi me ka ʻole o ka hoʻoili ʻana i ka kuleana.

Ua maʻalahi ka hoʻohana ʻana i ka mīkini, a ma waho aʻe, ua maopopo loa mākou. No laila, ua wehewehe lākou iā mākou i ke kumu o nā pihi ʻehā, e hoʻokō ana i nā kauoha 51 i loko o nā minuke 30 wale nō, ʻokoʻa i nā wahine kūʻai naʻaupō mua, nona ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻana, e like me kā mākou kanaka waena, lawe iā ia he 32,5 mau minuke. ʻAe, ua hoʻohālikelike wau iā ia - nā limahana IT a me nā wahine kūʻai paʻa - ʻoiaʻiʻo ua ʻoi aku ka naʻauao!

ʻO ka mea pōʻino, i kona haʻalele ʻana a waiho wale ʻia mākou me ka mīkini paʻi kiʻi, ʻaʻole hiki ke noho hou ma ke keʻena, no ka mea, e haʻalele ana ke kaʻa kaʻa hope o ka hola 11 i civilization, a ua hoʻoholo mākou e hoʻāʻo i ke kofe i ka lā aʻe o ke kakahiaka. .

I ke kakahiaka, ua kūʻai au i ke kō a me ka marmalade, e lawe ana i ke kīʻaha kofe a me ka saucer mai ka home, ua hōʻea wau i ka hana 15 mau minuke i loaʻa iaʻu ka manawa e inu ai i ka kofe me ka maluhia a me ka mālie.

Aka, ua mamao loa au mai kahi hookahi aku. ʻEhā poʻe, ʻo Seryoga hoʻi, e haki ana i kāna mau puʻupuʻu, a ʻo Ilya, e kaomi ikaika ana i kāna ʻiole, a puni ka mīkini paʻi.

- Aloha! - Ua'ōlelo wau. E ʻae mai ʻoe iaʻu e ʻike i ke pēpē? Makemake au e ho'āʻo. No laila, lawe mai au i ke kō.
— E kali, ke hoʻoholo nei mākou pehea e uku ai i nā kīʻaha kofe.
- He aha?
- Ke hoʻoholo nei mākou pehea e uku ai.
- Akā, hāʻawi mākou i 400 rubles i kēlā me kēia lā i nehinei? ʻAʻole maʻalahi ka hoʻolimalima wale ʻana i 400 rubles i hoʻokahi mahina a ʻaʻole uku i kekahi mea?
"He wahine ʻoe, ʻike koke ʻoe ua kūpono ʻoe i ka hoʻopau wale ʻana!" 400 rubles i kēlā me kēia mahina! E noʻonoʻo i ka mea hiki iā lākou ke manaʻo i nā kānaka. He kau inoa kēlā me Netflix i kēlā me kēia mahina! ʻO kēia ka ukupanee ma ka hōʻaiʻē no ka multicooker! ʻO kēia, ma hope o nā mea a pau, ʻekolu haneli mau minuke palena ʻole ma MTS.
- ʻAe ... akā ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi ma mua o 400 rubles a ʻo ia nō? Ua nīnau anei ʻoe i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe? ʻAʻole kūpono kēia iā lākou?
- No ke aha e nīnau ai? A maopopo ʻaʻole kūpono ia iā ʻoe. Pono e loaʻa kahi ʻōnaehana ʻokoʻa. E uku nā kānaka a pau e like me ka nui o nā kīʻaha a lākou e inu ai. A ʻo ka mea i inu i ke kīʻaha i ʻoi aku ma mua o kā mākou kofe i kēlā me kēia mahina, e hoʻololi ʻo ia i ka uku hoʻonui, no ka mea, pono ʻo ia e kauoha i kahi ʻāpana hou. I kēia manawa ke noho nei mākou ma ʻaneʻi, e helu ana i ka integral i mea e hoʻomaopopo ai i ka helu hoʻoponopono a ma hope o ka hoʻokomo ʻana i ke kīʻaha.
- No laila ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke inu?
- ʻAʻole loa! ʻOiai, e hāʻawi mākou iā ʻoe i hoʻokahi kīʻaha. E ʻoluʻolu e waiho i kahi palapala hōʻoia.

Ua hele au i kahi ʻāpana pepa a me kahi peni.
Akā ua neʻe mua ʻo Seryozha i ka pae aʻe.

- ʻAʻole. ʻAʻole ia he mea e kau ai i nā mea a pau ma ka pepa. He aha inā e hoʻopaʻa inoa kekahi iā ʻoe, a hui pū ʻia kēia mau ʻāpana pepa, a kiola paha ka wahine hoʻomaʻemaʻe iā lākou. Pono ʻoe e hana i kahi papaʻaina ma Google Docs a ma mua o kēlā me kēia kīʻaha e hoʻokokoke aku ʻoe i kekahi o mākou a e hōʻailona ʻo ia iā ʻoe. Eia kekahi, e alakaʻi mākou i nā helu helu, no ka mea hiki iaʻu ke hoʻohui i kekahi mea. Ma hope o kou hoʻopaʻa ʻana me aʻu, pono ʻoe e nānā pū me Maxim, a laila e hoʻohālikelike mākou i kā mākou papa.

- Maikaʻi loa.

Ua hele hou au i ka mīkini kope.

"ʻAʻole, ʻaʻohe mea maikaʻi," wahi a Ilya. — He poʻe IT mākou a ʻaʻole paha? E kākau kāua i ka hoʻoponopono papa ʻakomi. E hana wau i kahi parser e hoʻohālikelike iā lākou a hoʻohālikelike iā lākou i kēlā me kēia laina. Inā ʻokoʻa kekahi mea, e hoʻouna ʻo ia i nā leka hoʻomaopopo.
- ʻAe, kākau. Manaʻo maikaʻi. ʻOiai, ʻaʻole. ʻAʻole e hana. Pehea inā ʻaʻole kekahi o mākou a makemake ʻo ia i kofe? Pono ʻaʻole pono ke kumu kanaka. Pono mākou e hoʻokaʻawale i ka māka. Loaʻa iaʻu kahi Raspberry Pi ma ka home - hoʻopili mākou iā ia i kahi scanner NFC, hoʻopili iā ia i ka mīkini, a ʻo ka loaʻa ʻana o ke kīʻaha kofe he ʻāpana keke. E hoʻopili wale i ka pass a ʻo ia nō. A inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e hoʻohana, ʻaʻole ia e kahe.
— Ma hea e loaʻa ai iā mākou kahi Raspberry Pi?
- Aia wau ma ka home. A aia kaʻu wahine ma ka home. E kāhea au iā ia i kēia manawa a nāna e lawe mai. ʻO nā mea a pau. I kēia manawa - ʻaʻohe hoʻomaha kofe. Ke hana nei mākou. E inu kāua ma hope.

Hele mākou a pau i ko mākou mau wahi hana me ka ʻole. Honi ʻino ka mīkini kofe i nā pī i hoʻopuehu ʻia. Makemake au i kofe. A i kēlā me kēia 15 mau minuke, nānā mākou i waho o ka puka makani me ka manaʻolana e ʻike inā e hele mai ana ka wahine a Seryozha me ko mākou hoʻōla mai ka dedecaffeination.

Ua hōʻea ʻo ia ma kahi o ka ʻaina awakea. Holo koke lāua ʻelua ʻo Ilya e hoʻopaʻa i kekahi mea. ʻElua hola ma hope mai ua ʻākoakoa hou mākou a puni ka mīkini e ʻoki i ka lipine ʻulaʻula a inu i kā mākou kīʻaha mua.

- ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou ke hoʻomaka e like me ia. Pono e hāʻawi ʻia nā bonus mai kēlā me kēia kīʻaha - a laila e inu nā mea a pau i nā kīʻaha hou aʻe a uku me ka hoʻonui ʻia! Eia kekahi, pono mākou i ka manawa e kūʻai ai no kekahi mea ʻē aʻe ma ka hōʻaiʻē - inā hele mai nā mea ʻaelike i kā mākou lumi hālāwai me ka ʻole o ka hala.
- Ke kamaʻilio nei ʻoe. E hana kāua.
- E kaua. Maʻalahi, e like me ka hoʻolālā maʻalahi. 1 ruble i nā bonus mai kēlā me kēia kīʻaha.
- Pehea e kākau ai iā lākou?
- A laila e hoʻoholo mākou. E mālama wale kākou iā lākou i kēia manawa.
- Pehea e pili ana i ke kofe i makana?
— No laila ʻaʻohe mea e hoʻolilo nui i ke kofe ma ke ʻano he makana, pono e hoʻopau ʻia nā bonus.
A laila hoʻokiʻekiʻe mākou i ke kumukūʻai o ke kīʻaha i hiki iā mākou ke hana i kahi waihona mālama.
- ʻAe, hoʻonui mākou iā 2 rubles.
- No laila hoʻokahi wale nō bonus?!
- Hoʻokahi i mālama ʻia. E hoʻopau i ka naʻauao a hoʻoulu i nā manaʻo hou.

Ua kaʻawale hou mākou. Mai ka hoʻomanaʻo kahiko, kākau wau i kahi helu maʻalahi o nā bonus e hoʻohele i nā helu. Ua kokoke e ahiahi. Ma ka hola 17:30, he XNUMX mau minuke ma mua o ka pau ʻana o ka lā hana, ʻākoakoa hou mākou ma ka mīkini paʻi. He kīʻaha ko kēlā me kēia kanaka, akā ua paʻa lākou me ka wiwo ʻole, ʻaʻole i manaʻo hou e hiki iā lākou ke inu kofe i kēia lā.

Ua hele mua ʻo Natasha.

"ʻAʻole," hoʻomaka hou nā poʻe ʻē aʻe. — Pehea inā ʻike nā keʻena ʻē aʻe i kā mākou manaʻo a makemake e hana hou? Pono mākou e hoʻopili iā mākou iho i loko o ka hui. Patent i ke kofe me ka pass a laila hoʻohana. A i ʻole, ʻaʻohe hoihoi. E hana hou nā kānaka a pau.
- ʻAe, e hana hou kākou a hoʻokomo i loko o nā keʻena āpau a lākou e makemake ai i ka kofe. E lawe kāua i komisina no kēia. He liʻiliʻi, akā e uku maoli kā mākou kofe iā ia iho a ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e nānā, akā inu wale i kēlā me kēia lā
- E kakou! E kakou!
— E kāhea mākou i kā mākou ʻike-pehea "Kafe i hoʻokahi paʻi."
- ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ia! Pono mākou i kahi mea hoihoi.
- ʻo kahi laʻana?
- ʻAʻole mākou e kūkulu i kahi kāleka, akā ʻike maka a kapa ʻia ʻo "Kofe maikaʻi i kēlā me kēia manawa - wink wale"
- ʻAe. Pono loa!
- Ke hana nei mākou?
- E hana kāua!
- Akā, e like me?
- Pono mākou i kahi kamera.
— He webcam kaʻu.
- Aʻo wau.
- Eia, lawe mai i ka la apopo. E hana kākou i ka ʻike.

Ua kani ka bele hope.

ʻO ka manawa ia e haʻalele ai. Holoi mākou i ka lepo mai ka mīkini kofe a hoʻi mākou i ka home me ka ʻole o ka milliliter o Arabica. Ma ke ala, ua kū au ma ka hale kūʻai cheburek "Ma Ashot's" a no ka 70 rubles ua hana lākou iaʻu i kahi kīʻaha kofe liʻiliʻi ma ke one o Karakum. Ua kūʻai aku au i pūʻolo papa no ka mīkini kofe ma ka home a inu i ʻelua mau kīʻaha i mālama ʻia inā (ʻoiai, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole hiki ke loaʻa ka hihia, ʻaʻole loa!) ʻāpōpō. Moe ihola ʻo ia i lalo me ka ʻoluʻolu, me ka huli ʻana a me ka huli ʻana mai kēlā ʻaoʻao a i kēia ʻaoʻao, ʻoiai ʻo ka hiamoe ʻana me kahi kiʻekiʻe kiʻekiʻe o ka caffeine i loko o ke koko he mea hiki ʻole ke hoʻomanawanui.

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