Qhov no yog ib qho nyuaj, teeb meem thiab mob. Tab sis kuv xav sim los tham txog nws. Kuv tsis tuaj yeem qhia koj ib yam dab tsi zoo thiab ntxim nyiam ntawm kuv tus kheej, yog li kuv yuav hais txog lub siab dawb paug (ntawm qhov siab siab thiab kev coj ncaj ncees ntawm qhov teeb meem no) hais lus los ntawm lej, kws kho mob ntawm kev tshawb fawb, Alexei Savvateev. (Lub yees duab nws tus kheej yog nyob rau ntawm qhov kawg ntawm tus ncej.)
36 xyoo ntawm kuv lub neej muaj kev sib raug zoo nrog cawv. Thiab kuv tau tawm ntawm qhov kev ua si li tsib feeb ua ntej dej tsaws tsag. Kuv ua luam dej thiab ua luam dej, tus dej tau nce siab, kuv yog tus neeg ncig tebchaws dej, kuv "tso rov qab." Nws tua nyob rau pem hauv ntej ntawm tus dej tsaws tsag, thaj. Plaub xyoos dhau los kuv tsis haus cawv. Kuv tsis tuaj yeem hais cov kab lus: "Kuv qhia koj ib yam." Vim kuv tau pom cov neeg haus dej haus ib txwm. Tab sis qhov no tsis yog kuv li.
Kuv muaj peev xwm muab tswv yim raws li ib tug laus cawv nrog nws kim heev kev. Yog tias koj, txawm tias hauv 10% ntawm cov neeg mob (tsis yog 100%, thiab tsis yog 70%), koj tsis nres, tab sis haus dej kom txog thaum koj poob rau hauv qab rooj, ces koj yuav tsum tau txiav tawm.
Tau ntau xyoo kuv nplij kuv tus kheej tias kuv tuaj yeem tswj tau kuv tus kheej tag nrho, tab sis qee zaum kuv tsuas yog tswj tsis tau kuv tus kheej vim qee yam, tab sis qhov no tshwm sim tsis tshua muaj, txoj cai? Feem ntau kuv zaum ntawm lub rooj, haus ib khob los yog ob, ib tug thib tsib, ib tug xya ... zoo, kuv tau qaug dej qaug cawv, cog lus rau tag nrho cov Ivanovskaya ... Tag nrho cov passions raws li cawv. Cawv, zoo li lub tshuab hluav taws xob, rub lub tsheb tom qab nws: kev xav yuam kev, kev cog lus thiab lwm yam. Txawm li cas los xij, feem ntau kuv nres, sawv, thiab hais tias: "Ok, kuv mus." Kuv mus tsev thiab pw. Tag kis kuv hais rau kuv tus kheej tias: "Koj pom, koj tsis yog haus cawv!" Feem ntau kuv tuaj yeem nres, tab sis tsis tas li. Ib zaug txhua ob lossis peb lub hlis qee qhov kev puas tsuaj loj tshwm sim. Kuv tau ua ib yam dab tsi tsis txaus ntseeg, kuv yuav tsis sau nws. Hauv kuv lub hnub nyoog laus kuv yuav sau ib phau ntawv thriller "Kev xyaum" tsismus ncig dawb" (kuv teb ).
Kuv tau tawm ntawm qhov kev ua si thiab tsis tau haus champagne rau plaub xyoos. Kuv muaj ib tug surrogate tiag. Kuv haus npias xwb nonalcoholic npias, nws qias neeg, yog. Tab sis nws ua rau koj nco txog qee qhov kev xav rau hnub so thiab teeb tsa koj los ua kev zoo siab nrog cov neeg nyob ib puag ncig koj haus. Qhiav hloov vodka. Yog tias koj sib tov qhiav thiab txiv qaub heev, 10 npaug zog dua li niaj zaus ...
Bang! thiab koj xwb aaaaaa!!!.. oh...Thiab zoo nkaus li koj haus vodka. Tsuas yog yam koj xav tau.
Thiab nyob rau hauv peb qhov chaw - kua txiv pomegranate tsis yog cawv. Zoo tiag tiag pomegranate kua txiv, Crimean los yog Azerbaijani. Kua txiv yog kim heev, tab sis cawv yog kim dua.
Peb nplooj ntawv hauv phau ntawv uas kuv yog tus kws sau ntawv, "", hais txog pes tsawg txoj hauv kev uas koj tuaj yeem ntuav, cuam tshuam cov dej qab zib. Ntawm no koj yuav tsum noj 500 grams ntawm vodka sib npaug. Koj muaj ob peb cov dej qab zib sib txawv ntawm ntau qhov sib txawv. Muaj pes tsawg txoj hauv kev los ua qhov no, muab qhov ntawd kev txiav txim yog qhov tseem ceeb. Npias tom qab vodka lossis vodka tom qab npias yog qhov tseem ceeb heev. Txhua tus neeg haus cawv nkag siab kuv zoo kawg nkaus.
Nyob rau hauv chav kawm ntawm combinatorial teeb meem, kev txiav txim yog ib qho tseem ceeb. Tau ntev heev kuv tsis tuaj yeem tuaj nrog kev txhais lus vim li cas kev txiav txim tseem ceeb hauv lej, tab sis kuv tuaj nrog nws, qhov kev txhais lus cawv. Thiab yog li ntawd Andrei Mikhailovich Raigorodsky, tus sau phau ntawv tseem ceeb (ua ke nrog Shkredov), suav nrog kuv ua tus thib peb sau rau qhov kev txhais lus no.
Tab sis feem ntau, cawv, nyob zoo, phooj ywg, nyob zoo.
Cov lus nug rau cov zej zog habra
- Koj ua li cas nrog cawv?
- Dab tsi yog kev sib txuas ntawm cawv thiab kev tsim khoom rau koj?
- Yog lawv tawm, ua li cas?
- Dab tsi yog qee qhov lifehacks los hloov "hnub so so" thiab kev sib raug zoo?
- Dab tsi muaj txiaj ntsig cov ntawv lossis cov yeeb yaj kiab uas koj tau hla ntawm lub ncauj lus no?
Tsis tau
Tsuas yog cov neeg siv sau npe tuaj yeem koom nrog hauv daim ntawv ntsuam xyuas. thov.
Koj thiab cawv
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yeej tsis haus
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Kuv haus, kuv haus thiab kuv yuav haus
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Kuv haus, tab sis kuv xav txo nws
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cuam
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lwm yam
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ib txwm paub thaum twg yuav tsum nres
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haus ntev thiab nyuaj, tab sis muaj ib hnub nws ua rau nws lub siab nyiam
Voted los ntawm 1029 cov neeg siv. 81 tus neeg siv abstained.
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