Na-ekesa kittens site na DHCP
- Kee eriri na nwa ewu
- Mepụta nwa ewu n'ime igwe mmadụ
- Mgbe a chọtara onye nwe ya, ya onwe ya ga-atọpụ nwa ewu ahụ n'oghere ahụ.
Na-ekesa kittens site na HTTPS
- Ị chọrọ nwamba?
- O nwere pedigree na akwụkwọ ịgba ọgwụ mgbochi ọrịa?
- Ee, lee. Site n'ụzọ, paspọtụ gị agwụla?
- Mba, ọ bụ naanị Moldavian. Nke a ọ bụ nwa ewu n'ezie?
- Gịnịkwa?
- Gịnị kpatara o ji nwee onye ọzụzụ atụrụ German na pedigree ya?
Na-ekesa kittens site na TCP
- Nnọọ.
- Nnọọ.
— Enwere m ike ịjụ gị ajụjụ ole na ole?
- Ị nwere ike, ma ọ bụghị ihe karịrị abụọ n'otu oge.
- Ị na-ahụ nwamba?
- Nke a?
- Ee.
- Ahụla m.
- Ị chọrọ iwere ya n'onwe gị?
- Mba. Ajụjụ ọ bụla ọzọ?
- Mba.
- Ka ọ dị.
- Ka ọ dị.
Na-ekesa kittens site na UDP
- Nke a bụ nwa ewu maka gị!
(onye nkesa na-etinye nwa ewu n'aka gbapụ).
Na-ekesa kittens site na ICMP
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Na-ekesa kittens site na BGP
- Ịchọghị nwamba?
- Mba. Ana m akwado inye ya n'ahịa.
- Ebee ka ọ dị?
- kwụ ọtọ n'ihu, were nke atọ n'aka ekpe, wee jụọ mmadụ. Ma ọ bụ ugbu a, were aka ekpe na nke atọ gaa n'aka nri, mana enwere ọkụ okporo ụzọ dị ogologo.
Nkesa kittens sitere na DHT/PEX
- Ndị enyi, biko jụọ ndị enyi gị ma ọ bụrụ na onye ọ bụla n'ime ha maara onye agbata obi ya chọrọ nwa ewu!
Na-ekesa kittens site na SSH
- Darling, ọ dị ka n'oge ezumike anyị, mmadụ batara n'ụlọ anyị!
- jọgburu onwe ya! Ọ nwere ihe na-efu?
- Kama nke ahụ, o nyere anyị nwa ewu!
Na-ekesa kittens site na CDN
- Nne nne, ị ka nọ ọdụ ebe ahụ, na-enye nwamba! Tinyekwa nke m.
- Enweghị ajụjụ, ezigbo m, ị nwere otu narị rubles.
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