{"id":32881,"date":"2019-10-31T21:49:31","date_gmt":"2019-10-31T18:49:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/prohoster.info\/blog\/pobedit-tam-gde-pobedit-nevozmozhno\/"},"modified":"2019-10-31T21:49:31","modified_gmt":"2019-10-31T18:49:31","slug":"pobedit-tam-gde-pobedit-nevozmozhno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prohoster.info\/lv\/blog\/news\/pobedit-tam-gde-pobedit-nevozmozhno","title":{"rendered":"Uzvar\u0113t tur, kur uzvar\u0113t ir neiesp\u0113jami","gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"text"}]},"content":{"rendered":"

Kar\u0161 ir kr\u0101p\u0161anas ce\u013c\u0161. \"Kara m\u0101ksla\" Sunzi. <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Reiz man piezvan\u012bja draudzene ar l\u016bgumu pal\u012bdz\u0113t uzvar\u0113t konkurs\u0101. Vi\u0146a c\u012bn\u012bj\u0101s par pirmo vietu skaistuma konkurs\u0101, bet nek\u0101di nesan\u0101ca. Konkurente visu laiku izr\u0101d\u012bj\u0101s priek\u0161\u0101.
\nKonkursa nosac\u012bjumi bija \u0161\u0101di: bija j\u0101ieliek sava fotogr\u0101fija grupas album\u0101 un j\u0101p\u0101rliecina draugus koment\u0113t \u0161o foto sec\u012bb\u0101, pievienojot skait\u013cus, piem\u0113ram: 1, 2, 3 utt. Konkurente visu laiku vi\u0146u apsteidza. Turkl\u0101t konkurentes fotogr\u0101fija bija vienk\u0101r\u0161i \u0161ausm\u012bga un uz\u0146emta uz senlaiku telefona. <\/a><\/noindex>Konkurs\u0101 sp\u0113l\u0113ja net\u012bri, viegli p\u0101rl\u0113ca vair\u0101kus skait\u013cus un visp\u0101r iztur\u0113j\u0101s provokat\u012bvi. Un draugu vi\u0146ai bija tr\u012bs reizes maz\u0101k. K\u0101 vi\u0146a uzvar\u0113ja? Izl\u016bko\u0161ana, ko veica mana draudzene, noskaidroja, ka vi\u0146ai ir m\u0101sa, kura nodarbojas ar Avon kosm\u0113tiku un kurai ir vair\u0101k nek\u0101 t\u016bkstotis draugu. T\u0101p\u0113c mana draudzene c\u012bn\u012bj\u0101s ar veselu armiju. <\/p>\n

Es piekritu pal\u012bdz\u0113t, lai gan v\u0113l nezin\u0101ju, k\u0101. Pirmais, ko teicu, bija p\u0101rtraukt sacensties, jo tas ir bezj\u0113dz\u012bgs uzdevums. Mu\u013c\u0137\u012bgi c\u012bn\u012bties ar pr\u0101tu, ja sp\u0113ks nav l\u012bdzsvarots. Taj\u0101 br\u012bd\u012b vi\u0146a ie\u0146\u0113ma otro vietu. Teicu vi\u0146ai atp\u016bsties un uz mirkli nov\u0113rst uzman\u012bbu. Un pats devos dom\u0101t. Pirmais pl\u0101ns bija vienk\u0101r\u0161s un ban\u0101ls - nopirkt vairum\u0101 internet\u0101 p\u0101ris t\u016bksto\u0161u viltotu kontu un ar to pal\u012bdz\u012bbu uzvar\u0113t pretinieku. \u0100tri mekl\u0113jot internet\u0101 un sazinoties \u010dat\u0101, rezult\u0101tu nesasniedzu. Izr\u0101d\u012bj\u0101s, ka VKontakte ieviesa re\u0123istr\u0101ciju p\u0113c telefona numura, un tagad t\u0101 vienk\u0101r\u0161i kontus vairs nevar\u0113ja ieg\u016bt.<\/p>\n

Nu, p\u0101rejam pie pl\u0101na B. Ja sp\u0113k\u0101 nevar uzvar\u0113t, \u0146emsim vilt\u012bbu. Apskat\u012bju salonus, atradu, kur ir visl\u0113t\u0101k\u0101s SIM kartes, t\u0101s izr\u0101d\u012bj\u0101s MegaFon kartes. Katras cena bija 60 rub\u013cu. Un visi naudas l\u012bdzek\u013ci kont\u0101, kas ir plus. Jaut\u0101ju mened\u017eerei: vai varu uzreiz pa\u0146emt daudz SIM kartes? Vi\u0146a atbild\u0113ja: protams! Pas\u016bt\u012bju 20 gabalus. Meitene pat nesajuka. No zi\u0146k\u0101r\u012bbas jaut\u0101ju: t.i., tas ir norm\u0101li, ka es tik daudz SIM kar\u0161u \u0146emu? Bet meitene atbild\u0113ja, ka viss ir k\u0101rt\u012bb\u0101, reiz\u0113m, saka, no ciemata atbrauc un \u0146em uz visiem radiniekiem. Nu labi. Visgr\u016bt\u0101kais man k\u0101 datorzin\u0101tniekam bija parakst\u012bt l\u012bgumus par vis\u0101m \u0161\u012bm SIM kart\u0113m, divos eksempl\u0101ros. Pap\u012bri, brrr!..<\/p>\n

Ierodams m\u0101j\u0101s, s\u0101ku re\u0123istr\u0113t \u0161\u012bm SIM kart\u0113m kontus Vkontakte. Pavad\u012bju visu dienu. Nek\u0101da automatiz\u0101cija, \u0161\u0101dam daudzumam tas nav racion\u0101li. Lai \u0101tri nomain\u012btu SIM kartes, izmantoju modemu, tur ir viegli t\u0101s main\u012bt. Vakar\u0101 viss bija gatavs. Mans superspriedums ar 20 zombiju kaujiniekiem. Visi apm\u0101c\u012bti, sagatavoti un gaid\u012bja savu komandu sl\u0113ptuv\u0113 (bija pievienoti grupai un gaid\u012bja savu br\u012bdi). Pl\u0101ns bija vienk\u0101r\u0161s. Draudzene atkal s\u0101ka sacensties ar konkurenti, cen\u0161oties vi\u0146ai piek\u013c\u016bt, un p\u0113d\u0113j\u0101s min\u016bt\u0113s, kad l\u012bdz konkursa beig\u0101m atlicis pavisam nedaudz, \u0101tri balsot ar maniem zombiju kaujiniekiem un izcelt uzvaru pie fini\u0161a l\u012bnijas. Bet manam pl\u0101nam nebija lemts piepild\u012bties. <\/p>\n

Aptuveni stundu pirms konkursa beig\u0101m s\u0101k\u0101m r\u012bkoties. Draudzene aicin\u0101ja savus draugus pievienoties grupai un ielikt numuru. Es pie datora gaid\u012bju savu br\u012bdi. M\u0113s \u0101tri pan\u0101c\u0101m savu konkurenti. Taj\u0101 br\u012bd\u012b m\u0113s atpalik\u0101m no vi\u0146as par 30 bals\u012bm. Bet, k\u0101 p\u0101rsteigums, vi\u0146a visp\u0101r nerea\u0123\u0113ja uz m\u016bsu aktivit\u0101ti. Vair\u0101k nek\u0101, izr\u0101d\u012bj\u0101s, ka vi\u0146as pat internet\u0101 nav. Vi\u0146a bija tik p\u0101rliecin\u0101ta par savu uzvaru, ka pat neuz\u0146\u0113m\u0101s ierasties uz konkursa nosl\u0113gumu! Stundas beig\u0101s mana draudzene jau pati bija sav\u0101kusi nepiecie\u0161amo balsu skaitu un pat apsteidza vi\u0146u. Bet m\u0113s tom\u0113r pievienoj\u0101m manu zombiju. Mans super-duper elites vien\u012bba, kas bija paredz\u0113ta, lai ieviestu haosu un paniku ienaidnieku rind\u0101s, p\u0101rv\u0113rt\u0101s vienk\u0101r\u0161i par grupu slepkavu, kas nogalina gu\u013co\u0161us karav\u012brus nakts aizseg\u0101.<\/p>\n

P\u0113c da\u017e\u0101m dien\u0101m uzvaru konkurs\u0101 apstiprin\u0101ja. Kaut kur koment\u0101ros rakst\u012bja par maniem zombi, ka tie ir feiki. J\u0101, bija diezgan nepr\u0101t\u012bgi \u0146emt pirmos uzdotos att\u0113lus no mekl\u0113\u0161anas. Bet, uzvar\u0113t\u0101jus nesoda, vai ne?<\/p>\n

Konkurente, starp citu, ievietoja sav\u0101 sien\u0101 priec\u012bgu zi\u0146u par to, ka ieguvusi otro vietu konkurs\u0101. Vi\u0146a cien\u012bjusi zaud\u0113jumu. Tas ir apbr\u012bnojami.<\/p>\n

Nu, ko es? Aizg\u0101ju uz ofici\u0101lo salonu un blo\u0137\u0113ju visas SIM kartes, bet naudu no t\u0101m p\u0101rskait\u012bju uz savu numuru. Vilki pa\u0113du\u0161i un aitas veselas, un gans uz m\u016b\u017eu atmi\u0146\u0101.
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