{"id":34517,"date":"2019-10-31T21:58:49","date_gmt":"2019-10-31T18:58:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/prohoster.info\/blog\/kogda-ustal-ot-virtuala\/"},"modified":"2019-10-31T21:58:49","modified_gmt":"2019-10-31T18:58:49","slug":"kogda-ustal-ot-virtuala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prohoster.info\/nl\/blog\/news\/kogda-ustal-ot-virtuala","title":{"rendered":"Wanneer je moe bent van de virtuele wereld","gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"text"}]},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Onder de kat is er een kort gedicht waarom computers en een zittende levensstijl me steeds meer en meer irriteren.<br \/>\n<noindex><a rel=\"nofollow\" name=\"habracut\"><\/a><\/noindex><br \/>\nWie reist naar de wereld van speelgoed?<br \/>\nWie moet nog stil afwachten?<br \/>\nLeunend op een kussen van pluche?<br \/>\nHou van, hoop, droom.<\/p>\n<p>Dat onze echte wereld terugkomt?<br \/>\nIn wiens virtuele wereld is het raam?<br \/>\nEn door de nacht zal de perzik zich een weg banen?<br \/>\nDoor de gevangenis van illusies naar het huis van de man?<\/p>\n<p>Dus wiens computergrappen zijn het?<br \/>\nWie is tot het uiterste verouderd?<br \/>\nWien zijn kont is niet meer te tillen?<br \/>\nWie zijn lul komt eindelijk omhoog? <\/p>\n<p>Mijn werk heeft me helemaal verbrand.<br \/>\nZip en CAD zijn belachelijk.<br \/>\nJou heeft het in steenkool veranderd.<br \/>\nRotzooi van Steam-games.<\/p>\n<p>En waarom slapen we niet samen?<br \/>\nVroeger waren we man en vrouw.<br \/>\nWien zijn lied dooft in de eentonigheid?<br \/>\nWien zijn verstand is verhard?<\/p>\n<p>Wie is de schuldige? 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