Chikondwerero ndi Lachisanu, admin, ndi tsiku lawo. Ndi mpikisano, masewera ndi quirks. Zinali bwanji zaka 8 zapitazo.
Kukonzekera kwa Tsiku la Administrator 2011 kudayamba miyezi ingapo m'mbuyomu. Ndinalandira kalata iyi:
Okondedwa ma admins!
"Tsiku Loyang'anira System" latsala pang'ono! Kukonzekera kwa chikondwerero chachitatu cha IT ADMINFEST chayamba.
Mwamwambo, chikondwerero cha IT chidzachitikira ku Rostov-on-Don monga gawo la Msonkhano wa All-Russian SysAdmins.
Pulogalamu ya tchuthi imaphatikizapo: Kutsegula kwakukulu kwa Phwando, zopinga, CD bowling, komanso mpikisano woyendetsa machitidwe achikhalidwe: kuponyera mbewa; kuphatikiza kiyibodi; chiwonongeko cha scarecrow ndipo, ndithudi, chikondwerero madzulo ulemu wanu.
Magulu - otenga nawo mbali: magulu amapangidwa ndi anthu 8, ngati ndinu ochezeka, okhazikika gulu la ODMIN, lembani gulu lanu ndikuchita nawo mpikisano wachikhalidwe wa sysadmin.
Jury: Mamembala a Club of CIOs akumwera kwa Russia - "THE KNOWERS".
Kutenga nawo mbali pamwambowu ndi kwaulere, popanda zovuta ...
Kulembetsa ndi kodzifunira, KOMA NDIKOMWAMULIRA. Amene sangathe kupezekapo adzalandira zovala zokwana 20 pa desiki lothandizira KUCHOKERA PA LINE.
Kenako kalata ina inafika, koma ulendo uno yofotokoza zambiri:
Kwatsala masiku 17 kuti AdminFesta iyambe!
Ngati tsiku lanu lonse logwira ntchito likuzungulira pa kompyuta, muli ndi screwdriver m'thumba lanu m'malo mwa makiyi a Porshe, mumadziwa zambiri za DNS ndi http, ndipo mavuto akunja ndi mavuto akunja okha, simungathe. imirirani zopusa ndikukhulupirira Cthulhu, zovala zomwe mumakonda kwambiri ndi thukuta , jeans ovala ndi nsapato zofewa, ndipo mumadziwerengera nokha pakati pa gulu lapadera la anthu omwe ntchito yawo ndi "system administrator", ndiye tikukuyembekezerani pa July 29, 2011, kulimbana ndi kusaphunzira komanso kusamvetsetsa zinthu zofunika kwambiri kudzera m'masewera ndi zochitika zachikhalidwe - ku Adminfest!
Chaka chino tikukuitanani kuti mulowe mumkhalidwe wa chiwukirachi, kuyambira pa khadi lachipani ndi masiku ogwirira ntchito mpaka mawu enieni ndi manifesto. Imvani kununkhira kwamatsenga kwaufulu wolankhula, fotokozani nkhawa zanu zowawa, menyanani ndi zopanda nzeru! Sitingathe kuyembekezera zabwino kuchokera ku chilengedwe;
Zofuna zathu: "Ndi kusaphunzira pakompyuta! Aliyense amadziwa komwe DNS ili! β
Panali "malamulo" otere kumbali zonse ziwiri:
Kulumbira kwa "Admin":
Ine (dzina lonse) ndikulumbira kukhulupirika ku malingaliro a ubale wa admin ndi dziko lonse laukadaulo wazidziwitso, ndikulumbira:
- kuti asapatuke sitepe imodzi kuchokera ku chikalata chosalembedwa cha SA, kulemekeza miyambo yake ndi mzimu wa mgwirizano wosawoneka wa matekinoloje a chidziwitso;
- tengani nawo moona mtima pomenyera nkhondo kuti mupulumuke ndipo musakhumudwitse anzanu panthawi zovuta. admins osati osasamala nthawi zambiri;
- tumizani chidziwitso kwa anzako, osasiya kagawo kakang'ono koyenera komanso kowona ku mzimu wa ubale;
- kukhala chitsanzo cha chikhalidwe, kulonjeza zambiri ndikugwira ntchito moyenera;
- Mukapeza wogwiritsa ntchito wanzeru, musasokoneze chisinthiko chake, lingalirani ndikuseka mwakachetechete zowonera;
- mukamagwiritsa ntchito mafuta, yang'anani kuti muluwo ukhale kusefukira ndipo musalole kuti zichitike.
Lumbiro la Judge:
Ine, amene ndaphunzira, kuyambira tsiku lino kuti ndiweruze Masewera a Giga-Olympic, ndikudziwa udindo woyang'anira mzimu wa tchuthi ndikuzindikira mphamvu zanga zopanda malire ndi zokopa pa olowa nawo osauka ndikulumbira:
- weruzani ndikuwunika zotsatira mopanda tsankho, kuti amphamvu kwambiri ndi anzeru apambane, osati amene amafunikira zambiri;
- perekani mfundo molingana ndi mtundu wa kupambana mayeso ndi kupereka zosaposa mphambu apamwamba mpikisano, ngakhale ine ndikudziwa manambala ndi zina;
- osalola mafani ndi ochemerera (komanso okongola) kuthandiza gulu;
- Ndimakana ziphuphu zamtundu uliwonse, kuyambira pa mowa wopatsa moyo ndi ana agalu a greyhound mpaka ma floppy disk akale osweka.
Eya, ndani amene angakane mofunitsitsa chiitano chokopa choterocho?
Choncho, nditalembetsa, ndinali ndi mwayi wopita ku chikondwerero cha moyo chimenechi!
Madzulo a Lachisanu lomwe ndinaliyembekezera kwanthaΕ΅i yaitali, ndinafika pamalo osonyezedwa mβkapepalako. Malo ozungulira pakiyi asintha kwambiri moti anthu sangazindikire. Pafupifupi ngodya iliyonse ndi mtengo womwe unkayang'ana unali wosangalatsa m'maso.
Panjira yodzala ndi ma diski, munthu amatha kupeza mosavuta tebulo la okonza, komwe kulembetsa kunachitika, khadi la chipani cha admin linaperekedwa, ndipo kufunafuna gulu lake kuti lichite nawo mpikisano kunachitika.
Pamene kulembetsa ndi kudziwana kwa otenga nawo mbali kukuchitika, matebulo ojambula thupi anali akugwira ntchito kale, kumene ochita nawo chikondwerero adapeza zowonjezera zatsopano pazikopa zawo.
Komanso, kumapeto kwa mwambowu, mamembala a gulu adalandiranso mfundo zowonjezera pazithunzi zoterezi, zomwe pamapeto pake zidakhudzanso kuyika komaliza kwa magulu patebulo lomaliza.
Chifukwa chake ndidapeza gulu, ndikulowa nawo, ndikulandila chizindikiro chamagulu - ndodo yokumbukira mamita 256 (gnusmas DDR PC3200).
Magulu ena anali ndi zizindikiro - floppy disk ya mainchesi asanu, ma screw plates, etc.
Koma makhadi oterowo anaperekedwa kwa aliyense wotenga nawo mbali kumayambiriro kwa mwambowo.
Gulu langa lili pamwamba pa chithunzichi, kapitawo akugwira m'manja mwake chikalata cha bungwe, chomwe, pambuyo pa mpikisano uliwonse, mfundo zomwe adapeza - masiku ogwirira ntchito - zidayikidwa.
Pamene magulu adalembedwa (pamapeto pake panali magulu asanu a anthu asanu ndi atatu aliyense), wotsogolera adayitana aliyense ku siteji, okonzawo adalankhula zotsegulira ndikulengeza chiyambi cha mpikisano.
Wowonetsera (DJ Minus, monga adadzitcha yekha, koma kwenikweni katswiri wa IT yemwe ali ndi chidziwitso monga Administrator) amalankhula za mpikisano ndi malamulo a zochitikazo. Ndipo mipikisano yokha, yomwe okonza akonza.
Mpikisano woyamba wa gulu lathu unali "Web". Malamulowo ndi osavuta - mamembala atatu agulu ayenera kudutsa kuyambira koyambira mpaka kumapeto kwa zopinga zokokera kwakanthawi, osabwereza njira ya wosewera wakale.
Ndiko kuti, pezani njira zitatu zosiyanasiyana kudzera pa intaneti.
Unali, titero kunena kwake, mpikisano wotenthetsera kutambasula minofu ndi ubongo wathu pa ntchito zotsatirazi.
Chotsatira chinali mpikisano wa "Relay Race", pomwe oimira atatu a gululo adafunsidwa kuti athamangire, mumpikisano wopikisana ndi gulu lina, akuyendetsa mpira wa basketball mu chigoba cha gasi ndi mfuti yamakina m'dzanja limodzi, kwa woweruza kumapeto kwa njanjiyo, squats khumi ndi zisanu ndikubwerera pomwe mukusewera mpirawo.
Uwu unali umodzi mwamipikisano yamphamvu komanso yovuta - apa muyenera kuchita motsutsana ndi gulu la adani, ndikugwiritsa ntchito liwiro ndi kupirira.
Koma asilikali athu sanakhumudwe! Ndipo thandizo la ena onse a timuyi linali lamphamvu komanso lomveka pano.
Chotsatira chinali chodekha, koma chosangalatsa kwambiri Xonix.
Aliyense amene amakumbukira masewerawa kumayambiriro kwa zaka za m'ma 90 adzamvetsa mwamsanga malamulowo.
Woimira gulu lirilonse adalowa mkati mwa rectangle, atatseka m'maso.
Mpaka miyoyo itatu ya timu iliyonse idaseweredwa - choyamba, gulu limodzi limayang'anira mawu a wosewera mpira wake, yemwe adalumikiza magawo omalizidwa mkati mwa rectangle ndi riboni, ndipo woyimira gulu lina panthawiyi adayenera kuswa mzere womwe udalipo. zomwe sizinamalizidwe, zophimbidwa m'maso, ndikuyendetsedwa ndi gulu la mawu.
Kuyenda kwa wosewera aliyense ndi masitepe owonjezera patsogolo.
Pamapeto pake, gulu lomwe osewera ake amagawana malo akulu kwambiri kutha kwa miyoyo yonse amapambana.
Ndiye panalinso mipikisano iwiri yodekha - kuponya mpira pampando ndi kuponya mbewa.
Mu bowling, mumayenera kugudubuza diski kutsogolo ndikugwetsa mapini.
Popeza kuti mapiniwo anali opyapyala kwambiri, ndipo madisikiwo sanafune kugudubuzika nkomwe, ndi anthu ochepa amene anagunda chandamale, komabe mapiniwo anagwetsedwa!
Poponya mbewa, kulondola kunali kofunika - chifukwa oyang'anira anali kutali, ndipo chipangizocho chinali chopepuka komanso chochepa cha aerodynamic.
Koma pambuyo pa mayeso oyamba kuponya cholinga, mwa atatu otsatira, ngakhale ine ndinagunda chandamale kamodzi. Oimira timu onse adaponya, monga momwe amachitira mu bowling.
Mpikisano wovuta kwambiri wamalingaliro - "ng'ona" - udachitika pafupi ndi chipilala chake!
Apa, oweruza adapatsa gulu lililonse mawu asanu a IT, ndipo woimira gulu adawonetsa ndi manja tanthauzo la liwu lililonse.
Tidangoganiza chilichonse, ngakhale panali mawu ovuta pakati pa omwe amaganiziridwa: trackball, repository, switch ndi intranet. Mawu achisanu mwanjira ina adatuluka mmutu mwanga ...
Oweruzawo adakonda momwe timuyi idachitira kwambiri kotero kuti sanathe kukhala chete kwa nthawi yayitali atangoyerekeza mawu aliwonse.
Pambuyo pa ntchito yotereyi yamaganizo, mpikisano womaliza unakhala wopambana pamipikisano yonse. Kukoka nkhondo kuchokera kumagulu opotoka.
Chinthu chachikulu apa chinali mphamvu ndi njira. Otsatira atatu amphamvu kwambiri ku timu iliyonse adamenyana ndi adani awo.
MβmaseΕ΅era omaliza, magulu ankapikisana ndi opikisana nawo opanda mphamvu. Zotsatira zake, gulu lathu linakhala lamphamvu kwambiri.
Apa onse omwe adatenga nawo mbali pachikondwererochi adali kusangalala kwambiri ndi matimu. Oimba omwe ali pafupi nawo adathandizanso osewera kwambiri ndi nyimbo zawo za IT.
Wowonetsera adziwonetsa akutambasula chingwe chopotoka:
Mpikisanowo utakwera ndi kutsika, kaputeni wathu analandira mapointi atsiku la ntchito pampikisano womaliza ndipo anawaika mβbuku la timu.
Pamene oweruza a chochitikacho anali kuwerengera mfundozo ndi kufotokoza mwachidule zotsatira zake, okonzawo anali kusonkhanitsa pang'onopang'ono malo ozungulira, mwinamwake kunali kale mdima, ndipo panali mavuto ndi kuunikira kwa njira za paki.
Zotsatira zatsimikiziridwa ndikuperekedwa kwa wowonetsa. Gulu lathu limapambana mpikisano wonse, ndipo onse omwe atenga nawo mbali pa tsiku la admin amasangalala.
Oweruza kenaka anapereka mphatso kwa otsogolera magulu onse, ndiyeno mamembala omwe adapambana adapatsidwa zikumbutso zosaiΕ΅alika (ndinapeza mbewa ya USB).
Ndipo chikondwerero cha Tsiku la Admin chidapita patsogolo mpaka kuwotcha chithunzithunzi chachabechabe chopangidwa ndi omwe adakonza.
Kaputeni wathu adayatsa chozizwitsa ichi, chomwe chidayaka kwa nthawi yayitali moyang'aniridwa ndi mnzake wophunzitsidwa mwapadera wokhala ndi chozimitsira moto. Kenako anayamba kuvina mozungulira motowo nβkumamveka kulira kwa ngβoma.
Izi ndi zomwe zidatha kuchitika ndi gawo ladongosolo, lomwe linali lodzaza ndi zida!
Panali chisangalalo chochuluka ndi kutengeka maganizo kotero kuti chinagonjetsa aliyense ndi chirichonse kwa nthawi yaitali.
Kenako aliyense adatsika pa siteji, pomwe konsati yaing'ono ya rock idatidikirira, kulumikizana kwambiri ndi omwe adakonza komanso onse omwe adatenga nawo gawo pa tsiku losangalatsa la admin ili!
Umu ndi momwe tsiku lina lopenga la woyang'anira dongosolo mu mzinda wathu lidapita.
Zikomo kwambiri kwa okonza chikondwererochi komanso kwa onse omwe adatenga nawo mbali omwe adapeza mphamvu ndi nthawi yoti achite nawo nkhondoyi. Kupatula apo, ma admin ndi mphamvu!
Zithunzi zina zingapo:
Katswiri wa IT ndi katswiri wa IT:
Mphamvu:
M'malo opambana:
Tikanakhala kuti popanda mbewa?
Kodi tikuwona chiyani? Zonse zatha.
Tsiku Losangalatsa la Oyang'anira System!
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