Chidziwitso choyambirira: izi ndi Lachisanu, komanso zosangalatsa kuposa zaukadaulo. Mupeza nkhani zoseketsa za ma hacks a uinjiniya, nthano zochokera kumbali yamdima ya ntchito ya woyendetsa ma cellular ndi zina zopusa. Ngati ndikukometsera chinachake kwinakwake, ndikungopindulitsa kwa mtunduwo, ndipo ngati ndikunama, ndiye kuti zonsezi ndi zinthu zamasiku akale kuti sizingavulaze aliyense. Koma ngati mupeza cholakwika chaukadaulo kapena cholakwika china, ndikonzereni mopanda chifundo, ndakhala kumbali ya chilungamo nthawi zonse.
Chenjerani, ndikuyamba popanda overclocking!
Kumbuyo kwa bwalo
M’chipinda chathu chantchito pansanjika yoyamba munali mazenera aakulu, kuchokera m’munsi ndi pafupifupi mpaka padenga. Iwo anatuluka kupita kumalo oimika magalimoto a utumiki, kumene ofufuza amitundu yonse ndi antchito ena akumunda ananyamuka m’maŵa. Malo oimikapo magalimoto anali pamtunda wokwanira kutsogolo ndi makomo onse a utumiki, ndi kuseri kwa zopinga ziwiri.
Tsiku lina m’maŵa, panthaŵiyo, galimoto za apolisi zinafika panyumbayo, apolisi anaima pakhomo lililonse n’kufufuza aliyense amene ankatuluka. Chenjezo lifika pamndandanda wamakalata ovomerezeka: mwadzidzidzi (mwadzidzidzi, osati monga mwanthawi zonse) cheke cha chilolezo cha pulogalamu yafika, ndipo malo ogwirira ntchito adzawunikiridwa. Aliyense amene ali ndi chinyengo pamakompyuta awo ayenera kuwonongedwa nthawi yomweyo!
Zachidziwikire, chilichonse chokhudzana ndi machitidwe ogwiritsira ntchito, maofesi ndi mapulogalamu othandizira nthawi zambiri anali ndi chilolezo. Koma osati zonse, osati nthawi zonse ndipo osati kulikonse; Ponena za zomwe antchito adayika pamakompyuta awo apakampani, imeneyo ndi nkhani yakuda kwambiri. Ndidathamangira kukayang'ana magalimoto omwe ali mdera langa lomwe ali ndi udindo wa piracy, ndikugwetsa china chake ...
... Ndipo panthawiyi, mainjiniya amayamba kulowa m'chipinda chantchito ndi masitepe ofulumira komanso amanjenje, ali ndi ma laputopu ndi mainjiniya a machitidwe m'manja mwawo. Amalowa pakhomo ndikutuluka, akuseka chifukwa cha zinthu zopanda pake, kudzera pawindo: makomo onse anali otsekedwa, koma ziwanda za malamulo ndi dongosolo sizinaganizire za backdoor. Choncho, pamene dipatimenti yowerengera ndalama inali kufufuzidwa (kumene zonse zinali zachitsanzo), antchito anatulutsa zonse zomwe zinali zolakwika.
Zakale zilipo
Ngati muli ndi chidwi ndipo simunatseke tabu, apa pali kufotokozera kwa zomwe zikuchitika mu nthawi, malo ndi anthu. Ndine wamng'ono wokongola, wobiriwira, ngati tsamba la sorelo, womaliza maphunziro a IT, yemwe adapeza ntchito pa desiki ya engineering ya Samara Megafon (yomwe inalinso MSS Povolzhye). Kwa ine, uku kunali koyamba kulumikizana kwenikweni ndi Tekinoloje yokhala ndi likulu la T ndi Amisiri okhala ndi chokulirapo: pokhala mdierekezi wamng'ono kwambiri m'khitchini yamoto iyi, ndinayang'ana mokondwera ntchito ya akatswiri odziwa bwino ntchito zamatsenga, kuyesera kuti amvetsetse nzeru. Mpaka nzeru imeneyo italowa mu ubongo wanga, ndimangoyang'ana mozungulira mosiyanasiyana, ndikudandaula nthawi iliyonse "yofiira" ikuwonekera pamenepo.
Ngati ena mwa anthu otchulidwa pano adzizindikira mwadzidzidzi, moni kwa inu!
Ngati ikugwira ntchito, musaigwire (koma igwireni ngati siyikugwira ntchito)
Mmodzi mwa matekinoloje apamwamba omwe tawatchulawa anali Misha Basov. Kwa zaka zambiri ndikugwira ntchito ku Mega, ndinamva zinthu zambiri zabwino ndi zosangalatsa za iye mu mzimu kuti adayima pafupi ndi chiyambi ndikuyambitsa njira zambiri. Sindinathe kulankhulana naye bwino: tinakumana kwenikweni mu dipatimenti ya ogwira ntchito, pamene ndinabweretsa zikalatazo ndipo anawatenga.
Chimodzi mwazinthu zowunikira zomwe tidagwira nazo zidalembedwa ndi Misha. Sindikukumbukira zomwe zinkayang'aniridwa kumeneko, koma ndikudziwa kuti Misha analemba yankho lakanthawi kochepa, lomwe linakhala lokhazikika. Ndipo ndizabwino: zambiri zomwe matekinoloje owona amachitira pazosowa zawo mwachangu zimayenda bwino. Kuyang'anira kumeneko kunalinso koyenera aliyense, kugwira ntchito popanda thandizo lililonse kapena kukonza, ngakhale palibe amene ankadziwa.
Patatha zaka zingapo Misha atachotsedwa ntchito, kuwunika kunayamba kuwonetsa tsamba lopanda kanthu.
Nthawi yomweyo ndinaliza alamu. Woyang'anira shift analiza alamu. Mkulu wa gawoli analiza alamu.
Mkulu wa dipatimentiyo analiza alamu. Mkulu wa utumikiwo analiza alamu. Mkulu wa dipatimentiyo analiza mabelu. Woyang'anira IT wa dera lonse la Volga anamva kulirako ndipo nthawi yomweyo anaitanitsa msonkhano. Kumeneko anaitana mkulu wa dipatimentiyo. Anakuwa mutu wa utumikiwo. Iye, posadziwa tanthauzo la vuto, adayitana mkulu wa dipatimentiyo. Uyu, posamvetsetsa zomwe zidachitika, adayitana wamkulu wagawo, yemwe adayitana woyang'anira shift. Chabwino, ananditembenuzira muvi.
Mwanjira ina, nditasintha ntchito, ndinapita ku msonkhano umenewu. Mawu ambiri adanenedwa, munthu yemwe ali ndi udindo woyang'anira adaitanidwa (sitinamve chilichonse chomveka), adakumbukira kuti Basov analemba za kuyang'anira, kuti kuyang'anira ndikofunika kwambiri, koma palibe amene akumvetsa kapena kudziwa momwe zimagwirira ntchito. ... Zonsezi zinafika ku mfundo yakuti dongosolo losagwira ntchito ndi losamvetsetseka liyenera kuchotsedwa, ndipo m'malo mwake njira yotsimikiziridwa yochokera kwa wogulitsa wotsimikiziridwa iyenera kukhazikitsidwa.
Pamene zonsezi zinkanenedwa, ndinapempha wina kuti andipatse laputopu ndi mwayi wa SSH ku seva imeneyo. Ndinali ndi chidwi kuona kuti ndi mtundu wanji wadongosolo labwino kwambiri lomwe Basov wodziwika bwino adalemba.
Ndikalowa, chinthu choyamba chomwe ndimachita mwachizolowezi ndi kulemba:
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Ndimatsuka / var/log, yomwe yadzaza kwazaka zambiri, kuwunika kosintha - chilichonse chimagwira ntchito. Anakonza!
Msonkhanowo umayima, ukugwa, ndipo aliyense amabalalika. Ali m'njira, wamkulu wa dipatimenti amasangalala ndikundilonjeza bonasi!..
... M'malo mwa bonasi, pambuyo pake ndinagwidwa m'maganizo chifukwa cholephera mwangozi kuyitanitsa njira yowunikira kuchokera kwa wogulitsa wodalirika.
Kodi nyumbazo zimakhala kuti?
Imodzi mwa ntchito za mainjiniya omwe anali pantchito inali kuyang'anira makiyi olowera pakompyuta a zipinda zamakompyuta. Maholo omwewo adandisangalatsa kwambiri kalelo: mizere yodzaza ndi seva ndi zida zosinthira, mizere ya ma fiber optics ndi zingwe zopingasa (m'malo ena oyikidwa bwino, ena adasandulika mtanda wodabwitsa wa spaghetti), kung'ung'udza kosalekeza kwa zoziziritsa kukhosi ndi pansi zabodza zomwe zinali zosavuta kuziziritsa zakumwa ... Zolowera m'maholowo zidasindikizidwa ndi zitseko zolemera za hermetic, zomwe zidapangidwa kuti zitsimikizire kutsekereza kokha pakayaka moto. Kulowa ndi kutuluka kunalembedwa mosamalitsa ndikusainidwa, kuti zidziwike kuti ndani anali mkati ndi chifukwa chake.
Zomwe ndimakonda kwambiri m'zipindazi, ndithudi, zinali makabati a seva a "nyumba zapamwamba" - awiri a HP SuperDome 9000, omwe amapereka malipiro. Node ziwiri zofanana, imodzi nthawi zonse inali yomenyera nkhondo, ndipo yachiwiri inali yoyimirira yotentha yofananira. Kusiyana pakati pawo kunali mu ma adilesi a IP okha, imodzi inali xxx45, ina inali xxx46. Mainjiniya onse adadziwa ma adilesi onsewa a IP, chifukwa ngati china chake chachitika pamakina olipira, chinthu choyamba chomwe mumachita ndikuyang'ana kuti muwone ngati nyumba zapamwamba zikuwonekera. Kusawoneka kwa nyumba zapamwamba ndizodabwitsa.
M’maŵa wina chinachake chonga ichi chikuchitika. Pakadutsa masekondi awiri, mautumiki onse amazimiririka pa maseva onse awiri, ndipo zolipira zimagwera pachabe. Timayang'ana mwachangu ma seva - amalira, koma palibe chilichonse pa iwo!
Tisanakhale ndi nthawi yoti tiyambe kuchitapo kanthu, timamva phokoso lalikulu "IPHA, WOPHUNZIRA!"; Woyang'anira wamkulu wa ma seva onse amathamangira m'chipinda chantchito, ndikuchotsa kiyi yamagetsi kuchipinda cha turbine kuchokera pa alumali ndikuthamangira pamenepo.
Mwamsanga pambuyo pa izi, kuyang'anira kumabwerera mwakale.
Izi ndi zomwe zidachitika: wogwira ntchito watsopano m'bungwe lopanga makontrakitala, yemwe amakonza paketi yamakina atsopano, adawapatsa pamanja ma adilesi otsatizana a IP, kuyambira xxx1 mpaka xxx100. “Wophunzirayo” sankadziwa za maadiresi opatulika osayankhidwa, ndipo anthu akale sankadziwa kuti wina angawaloŵere motere.
Ntchito ya Antispam
Wow, zosintha zausiku! Ndinkawakonda ndikudana nawo, chifukwa anali 50/50: mwina ntchito yokonzekera pazida, komwe mumatenga nawo mbali yogwira, kuthandiza injiniya ndi ubongo wogona ndi manja akunjenjemera, kapena chete ndi bata. Olembetsa akugona, zida zikugwira ntchito, palibe chomwe chasweka, wogwira ntchitoyo amasuka.
Ntchitoyo ikupita molingana ndi dongosolo.
Tsiku lina, bata lapakati pausiku limasokonezedwa ndi kuyimbira foni kuofesi: moni, zikuchokera ku Sberbank kuti akukuvutitsani, SIM khadi yanu, yomwe zidziwitso zathu zimatumizidwa, yasiya kugwira ntchito.
Izi zinali kalekale, ngakhale asanakhazikitsidwe maulumikizidwe a IP ku chipata cha SMS. Chifukwa chake, kuti Sber athe kutumiza SMS kuchokera ku nambala yake yotchuka ya 900, adatenga SIM khadi yoperekedwa (mwina, yopitilira imodzi), ndikuyiyika mu modemu ya GSM, ndipo ndi momwe idagwirira ntchito.
Chabwino, ndinavomereza vuto ndikuyamba kukumba. Choyamba, ndimayang'ana momwe SIM khadi ilili polipira, yatsekedwa. Chomwe gehena - pafupi ndi izo pali zolembedwa zofiira "OSATI KUTI" ndi ulalo wa dongosolo la archdemon wamkulu. Wow, ndizosangalatsa kwambiri.
Ndimayang'ana chifukwa chotsekereza, ndikupanga nyumba pansinsi zanga ndikupita ku ofesi yotsatira, kumene mtsikana wochokera ku dipatimenti yachinyengo akuyang'anitsitsa polojekiti.
"Lenochka," ndikumuuza, "chifukwa chiyani unatsekereza Sberbank?"
Wasokonezeka: akuti dandaulo lidabwera kuti sipamu ikuchokera ku nambala 900. Chabwino, ndidatchinga, amazikonza m'mawa.
Ndipo inu mukuti - olembetsa madandaulo sanyalanyazidwa!
Iwo anayatsanso SIM khadi, ndithudi.
Nkhani yowopsa kwambiri
Nditangoyamba kumene ntchito, ine ndi anthu ena ongoyamba kumene tinapatsidwa zinthu zina monga ulendo wongowaphunzitsa. Iwo anasonyeza zipangizo: maseva, zoziziritsira mpweya, inverters, kuzimitsa moto. Adawonetsa malo oyambira omwe adayimilira m'modzi mwa zipinda zoyeserera zoyeserera, kufotokoza kuti ngakhale ma transmitters amayatsidwa ndi mphamvu zochepa, ndibwino kuti musalowe pakhomo lowonetsedwa panthawiyi. Iwo anafotokoza dongosolo la maukonde mafoni, za mphamvu yaikulu ndi zosunga zobwezeretsera, za kulolerana zolakwika, ndi chakuti maukonde lakonzedwa kuti ntchito ngakhale pambuyo bomba atomiki. Sindikudziwa ngati izi zidanenedwa chifukwa chonena kapena zinali zoona, koma zidakhazikika m'mutu mwanga.
Ndipo ndithudi: ziribe kanthu zamtundu wanji wazinthu zopenga zomwe zidachitika kwanuko, maukonde a mawu a Volga nthawi zonse amagwira ntchito mosalekeza. Sindine katswiri wazolumikizana, koma ndikudziwa kuti zida (zonse zoyambira ndi zotengera kasitomala) zidapangidwa kuti zizitha kupulumuka "mawu". Kodi mphamvu ku BS yatha? Idzachepetsa mphamvu, sinthani ku seti ya jenereta ya dizilo / mabatire, zimitsani kufalikira kwa magalimoto apaketi, koma mawu apitilizabe. Kodi mwadula chingwe? Maziko ake adzasinthira ku wayilesi yokwanira mawu. Foni yataya BS? Adzawonjezera mphamvu ndikufufuza mpweya mpaka atakokera pansanja (kapena mpaka atakhetsa batire). Ndi zina zotero.
Koma tsiku lina nyali za muofesiyo zinazima, ndipo majenereta a dizilo anali kulira mumsewu. Aliyense adathamangira kukayang'ananso zida zawo: palibe chomwe chidachitika mu IT, koma pakuwunika kwa BS panali "awk" yodabwitsa. Ndiyeno: "Anyamata, maziko athu onse ali pansi, yang'anani kulumikizana."
Timatulutsa mafoni athu - palibe chizindikiro.
Tikuyesera IP telephony - palibe mwayi wolumikizana ndi mafoni.
Palibe maukonde. Ayi. Palibe paliponse.
Kukumbukira mawu okhudza kuphulika kwa bomba la atomiki, ndinadikirira pang'onopang'ono kwa masekondi angapo kuti chiwopsezo chifike kwa ife - pazifukwa zina sindikanatha kuganiza za chifukwa china chilichonse chakutayika kwa intaneti. Zinali zowopsya komanso zachidwi panthawi imodzimodzi: Ine mwanjira ina ndinamvetsetsa kuti sindikanakhala ndi nthawi yochita chirichonse. Anyamata enanso adathedwa nzeru, palibe amene adamva chilichonse.
Panalibe mafunde ophulika. Titadzidzimuka kwa mphindi zisanu, tinathamangira ku telefoni ya m'tauni ya mawaya yomwe inalipo kaamba ka nkhani yoteroyo, ndipo tinayamba kuyimba maofesi achigawo. Maukonde amzindawu, mwamwayi, adagwira ntchito, koma m'madera omwe adatsimikizira: Samara onse "wakufa", ngakhale hardwareyo siyiyimba kapena kuyimba.
Mphindi zisanu pambuyo pake, mmodzi wa akatswiri opanga magetsi anabweretsa nkhaniyi: panali moto kwinakwake pamalo opangira magetsi, kudula mphamvu ku Samara yense, ndipo mwinamwake dera. Kutulutsa mpweya; ndipo pamene kusinthana kwa mphamvu yosungirako kunachitika, iwo amakoka mpweya.
Nkhani ina yowopsya (koma yopusa pang'ono).
Fakap yayikulu kwambiri m'chikumbukiro changa idachitika pamzere wowongoka wotsatira womwe tsopano uli ziro. Panthawiyo, anali atangoyamba kumene kutumiza mafunso ndi SMS, kotero adakonzekera kuwonjezereka kwa katundu pa intaneti pasadakhale: adayang'ana kawiri ndikukonzekera zonse, ndipo sabata lathunthu lisanafike tsiku X adaletsa ntchito iliyonse. kupatula zadzidzidzi. Protocol yofananira imagwiritsidwa ntchito nthawi iliyonse pamene katundu wowonjezereka akuyembekezeredwa, mwachitsanzo, patchuthi. Ndipo kwa mainjiniya omwe ali pantchito, ndizofanana ndi tsiku lopuma, chifukwa zida zikapanda kukhudzidwa, palibe chomwe chingachitike, ndipo ngakhale zitachitika, akatswiri onse amakhala muofesi pasadakhale.
Kawirikawiri, timakhala, kumvetsera kwa mtsogoleri wa dziko, ndipo musadandaule za chirichonse.
"F ***" yachete imachokera kwa ogwiritsa ntchito switchboard.
Ndimadziyang'ana ndekha - ndi "f***": ma network akusukulu agwa.
Kachiwiri, zonse zimafa (panthawiyo panalibe meme za Natasha ndi amphaka, koma zikanakhala zothandiza). Gawo la ogwiritsa ntchito pa intaneti limatha, ndipo gawo laukadaulo limasowa. Ndi mantha omwe akukula, timayesetsa kuyang'ana zomwe zikugwirabe ntchito, ndipo titayang'ana, timafika ku nduna kuti tipeze botolo lobisika la mankhwala a cognac: kuyimba kokha kumatsalira (ndinakuuzani, ndi olimba!), Zina zonse zafa! . Palibe intaneti - ngakhale GPRS yolembetsa, kapena fiber, yomwe imaperekedwa kwa opereka angapo. Ma SMS sanatumizidwe. Bulu! Timatcha madera - ali ndi maukonde, koma samawona Samara.
Mkati mwa theka la ola, kutha kwa dziko kunakhala koonekeratu. Anthu XNUMX miliyoni omwe mwadzidzidzi chilichonse chasweka ndipo sangathe kupita kumalo ochezera chifukwa ma terminal amawu akugwira ntchito kudzera pa VOIP.
Ndipo izi pakulankhula kwa wolamulira wakuda kwambiri! Kupambana kwina kwa Dipatimenti Yaboma ndi Obama mwiniwake!
Amisiri omwe anali pantchito adalumphira kuyambira pomwe adayambira pang'ono ndipo adagwira ntchito bwino kwambiri: mkati mwa ola limodzi maukonde adakhala ndi moyo.
Kuwombera koteroko sikuli dera, kapena ngakhale dera lachigawo, likuyenera kuti lidziwitse ku Moscow ndi tsatanetsatane ndi kutulutsidwa kwa olakwawo. Chifukwa chake, omwe adachita nawo kafukufukuyu adaletsedwa kunena zoona pansi pakumva kuwawa kwa kuchotsedwa ntchito, ndipo lipoti la Civil Defense lidapangidwa, lodzaza ndi madzi ndi nkhungu, zomwe zidapezeka kuti "ndizokha, palibe ndiye wolakwa.”
Zomwe zidachitikadi: m'modzi mwa mabwana anali kutha nthawi yoti agwiritse ntchito ndipo anali kutaya mabonasi kwa iwo. Ndipo iwo anaswa abwana a bwana, ndi zina zotero; Chifukwa chake, amakakamiza m'modzi mwa mainjiniya atsopanowo, kumuuza kuti agwiritse ntchito maukonde ofunikira "pamene chilichonse chili chete." Wopangayo sanayese kutsutsa, kapena kufuna kulembedwa: uku kunali kulakwitsa kwake koyamba. Kachiwiri, adalakwitsa pokonza Cisco kutali, ndikupeza zotsatira za fakap munthawi yochepa kwambiri.
Monga ndikudziwira, palibe amene analangidwa.
Tchuthi chimabwera kwa ife
Tchuthi, monga ndanenera kale, akhala masiku apadera kwa ife. Pamasiku oterowo, katundu pamanetiwo amakula kwambiri, kuchuluka kwa mafoni othokoza ndi ma SMS kumadutsa padenga. Sindikudziwa momwe zilili tsopano, ndi chitukuko cha kulankhulana pa intaneti, koma pa Tsiku la Chaka Chatsopano chokha, opsos adachotsa chilango chofunikira kwambiri pa mafoni oyamikira.
Choncho, pa usiku wa Chaka Chatsopano, mainjiniya ochokera m'madipatimenti onse anali kugwira ntchito nthawi zonse mu ofesi (ndipo kunja kwa ofesiyo kunali magulu okonzeka kukankhira mathithi a chipale chofewa kuti athetse ngoziyo pa siteshoni ya m'mudzi wa drischi yaing'ono). Akatswiri olipira, oyang'anira ma hardware, ma plumbers, akatswiri pamanetiweki, ma switcher, akatswiri odziwa ntchito, othandizira othandizira - cholengedwa chilichonse chimakhala ndi cholengedwa. Ndipo ngati zinthu zilola, adakhala m'chipinda chathu, ndikuwonera pazida zathu zowunikira kuchuluka kwa magalimoto otsata nthawi kudera lonse la Volga.
Katatu kapena kanayi usiku tinkakondwerera Chaka Chatsopano, komabe, izi sizinali zosangalatsa kwambiri monga kuyembekezera kwamanjenje: kodi zidazo zidzatha kupirira kulemetsa, zidzalumikizana ndi zovuta zaukadaulo ...
Sasha, yemwe ankayang’anira zolipirira, anali ndi mantha kwambiri. Iye, kwenikweni, nthawizonse ankawoneka ngati kuti moyo wake wonse unathera pa mitsempha yaiwisi, chifukwa amayenera kuthetsa zinthu zonse zabwino zomwe zikuchitika ndi kulipira, kukhala ndi udindo pa zovuta zonse, adadzutsidwa nthawi zambiri kuposa ena. usiku; zambiri, Sindikudziwa momwe kapena chifukwa chake ankagwira ntchito kumene ankagwira ntchito. N’kutheka kuti ankalipidwa ndalama zambiri, kapena banja lake linali kugwidwa. Koma usiku umenewo ndinamvadi kuti ngati mutadina pa Sasha ndi chikhadabo, ndiye kuti chifukwa cha kupsyinjika kwamkati komwe kunamuunjikira, iye adzagwa fumbi. Pazochitika zosasangalatsa zotere, tili ndi tsache, koma pakadali pano timayamba kugwira ntchito, kunyambita cognac yomwe ikuyembekezera nthawi yathu.
Ola ndi ola, mawotchi onse onyamula katundu adadutsa, aliyense adayamba kuyang'ananso machitidwe awo. Kusinthaku kumasintha: magalimoto onse omwe amalipira asowa pa imodzi mwa masiwichi achigawo. Ndipo iyi ndi data ya mafoni onse omwe adadutsa pa switch; amalembedwa ku fayilo, yomwe imakwezedwa m'machunks kudzera pa FTP (pepani, koma modalirika) ku BRT pakulipiritsa.
Woyendetsa, poganizira kuchuluka kwa turpentine enema yomwe angapatsidwe chifukwa cha kutaya gawo la ndalama za Chaka Chatsopano kudera lonselo, adayamba kunjenjemera. Potembenukira kwa Sasha, adalankhula ndi Bambo Billing Officer ndi mawu odzaza ndi chiyembekezo chosangalatsa: "Sasha, chonde taonani, mwina BRT yakwanitsa kutsitsa mitengo yamitengo? Taonani chonde!”
Sasha adamwa mowa wamphesa, akudya sangweji ya caviar, akutafuna pang'onopang'ono ndipo, ndikuyang'ana maso ndi chisangalalo chifukwa analibe cholumikizira, adayankha kuti: "Ndayang'ana kale, palibe mafayilo ... ”.
(Wowerenga wanga wodabwitsayo adafunsa zomwe zidachitikira wosinthira wosaukayo. O, tsoka lake linali loyipa: adaweruzidwa kuti agwire ntchito kwa mlungu umodzi pamzere woyamba wa chithandizo cha call center, woletsedwa kulumbira. Brrr!)
Ponyeni mwala wopanda uchimo
Kutengera ndi nkhanizi, wina atha kuganiza kuti ine kapena anthu ena omwe anali pantchitoyo anali ndi udindo. Palibe chamtunduwu, adayamwa, koma mwanjira ina popanda epic yosangalatsa ndi zotsatira zake. Ntchitoyi inkaonedwa kuti ndi yoyenera kwa ophunzira adzulo opanda ubongo ndi chidziwitso, panalibe chilichonse choti atenge kwa wantchito woteroyo, amamuthamangitsa kuti agwirizane - kotero sizowona kuti adzakhala wochenjera. Koma kudzudzula zolakwa zawo pantchito kunali njira yosiyana yamasewera kwa mainjiniya: adaphonya, osazindikira, sanawadziwitse pa nthawi yake, kotero awalange. "Oyang'anira ntchito" anali atadziwa bwino luso lopangira zifukwa; sizinali bwino nthawi zonse, koma aliyense ankamvetsa zonse. Chifukwa chake, idawulukira - koma, monga lamulo, popanda zotsatirapo zoyipa.
Tikukonza "kulephera" kwina pakusintha kusintha.
Kwa zaka zingapo ndikugwira ntchito kumeneko, ndikukumbukira milandu itatu pamene wina anachotsedwa ntchito m’dipatimentiyo.
Tsiku lina mainjiniya wa shifiti yausiku adaganiza zomwa mowa, kenako mkulu waukadaulo adalowa muchipinda chogwirira ntchito ndikulowa. Nthawi zina amatha kubwera motere ndikungonena moni (zimakhala ngati adayamba ndi oyang'anira ntchito). Ndinawotcha mnyamata ndi chitini cha mowa, ndinadula foni, ndikuthamangitsa. Sitinamwenso mowa usiku.
Nthawi inanso, woyendetsa switchboard yemwe anali pantchito adaphonya ngozi yowopsa kwambiri. Sindikukumbukiranso zambiri.
Ndipo kachitatu - kumapeto kwa ntchito yanga kumeneko. Mikhalidwe yogwirira ntchito inali yovuta kwambiri, panali chiwongola dzanja chambiri komanso maola owonjezera. Nthawi zina anthu ankagwira ntchito kwa maola 12, kenako n’kugona maola XNUMX n’kupitanso ntchito ya tsiku ndi tsiku. Ine ndekha ndinagwira ntchito motere malinga ngati thanzi langa lilola ndipo linalipiridwa; ndiye iwo kwenikweni anasiya kulipira kwa owonjezera (muyezo iwo analonjeza chipukuta misozi ndi nthawi yopuma ngati n'kotheka - koma aliyense anamvetsa kuti palibe amene angapite kokayenda), ndipo iwo anakakamizika ntchito pafupifupi ndi kuopseza. Katswiri wina sakanatha kuyimilira, adanyamuka kuchokera kuntchito yake pakati pa kusintha kwake ndikupita kunyumba kwamuyaya, ali panjira adayang'ana muofesi ya mkulu wa utumiki ndikumutumizira kalata itatu. Ndikukumbukira makalata omwe injiniyayu adatchedwa fascist ndi wachinyengo pambuyo pake, pamzere uliwonse adawerengedwa momwe akuluakulu aboma adawotchedwa ndi mchitidwe wotero.
Ponena za malingaliro anga aumwini, chochitika china chinandiimirira m'maganizo mwanga chifukwa cha kusazolowereka kwake. Apanso, ntchito yausiku, chilichonse chili chete, palibe chomwe chimachitika. Pakusintha kusintha timayang'ana kuyang'anira: oops, kukonza deta kuchokera ku masinthidwe kunagwa pansi usiku, ndi bwino kuti kuwala kofiira kwakhalapo kwa nthawi yaitali. Ndinayang'ana chizindikiro ichi usiku wonse ndipo sindinachizindikire kapena chinachake. Ngakhale kuti ichi chinali chimodzi mwazowunikira komanso zowoneka bwino, sindikumvetsabe chifukwa chake sindinachiwone.
Panalibe zowiringula apa, olowa anali oyera ndi zana pa zana, ngozi ya gulu lachisanu ndipo ndithu kuchotsedwa ntchito. Pambuyo pa maola khumi ndi aŵiri a ntchito yausiku kufikira chakudya chamasana, iwo anandivutitsa ndi kundikakamiza kulemba manotsi ofotokozera. Popeza kuti palibe amene akanakhulupirira chowonadi, ndinayenera kubwera ndi mtundu wina wa nthabwala zomwe, chifukwa cha kuvulala, ndinagwiritsira ntchito mankhwala opweteka kwambiri ndipo ndinagona. Mkulu wa utumiki anandikalipira mu ofesi yake, zonse zinali zikupita ku kuchotsedwa ntchito - koma zotsatira zake ndi kudzudzulidwa ndi kulandidwa ma bonasi. Panthawiyo, Mega anali asanaone mabonasi kwa zaka zingapo, choncho sindinawonongeke.
Kukumbukira chochitikacho ndikufika kwa wotsogolera luso: usiku wina redneck inagwedezeka m'chipinda cha ntchito ndikuyamba kufuula kuti tidakhala osakhoma (chipinda chantchito sichiyenera kutsekedwa), kuti tinali agwape pano, ndi kuti m'mawa iye ankayembekezera tonsefe zolemba zofotokozera za zolakwa zathu zonse. Redneck uyu anali mkulu wa chitetezo, ndipo ANAYIMWA. Atalalata, mkulu wa chitetezo anathaŵira mumdima, ndipo m’maŵa tinafunsa abwana athu kuti, “Kodi tichite chiyani?” Iye anayankha kuti: “M’kwinyireni, ndipo zimenezi zinathera pomwepo.
Momwe ndinaswa dipatimenti
M'masiku amenewo, bashorg (ndiye akadali bash.org.ru, osati zomwe ili tsopano) inali gwero lachipembedzo. Mawu adawonekera kumeneko pafupifupi mwezi umodzi, ndipo khalani ndi ANU ANU! MAWU!!! PA BASH!!! zinali zabwino ngati, tinene, kukhala ndi gawo lanu lachiwiri mu XNUMX. Bashorg imeneyo inali mwanjira ina ya IT-anime, ngakhale zinali zoseketsa kwa aliyense.
M'mawa uliwonse wogwira ntchito wa injiniya wamng'ono kwambiri (ndiko kuti, wanga) anayamba ndi kuwerenga bashorg - masekondi makumi atatu a kuseka pamaso pa maola khumi ndi awiri akuvutika.
Mnzanga wina adandifunsa zomwe ndikuseka. Ndinamuwonetsa chiyani. Anatumiza ulalo kuzungulira dipatimentiyo.
Ntchito inayima kwa masiku angapo: chodabwitsa, palibe mnzanga yemwe adadziwa za bash mpaka nthawi imeneyo. Panali kuseka m'chipinda chantchito: "Ah-haha-haha, patch KDE, ahaha-haha!" “Igogo-go-go, miza khwangwala mu mercury, bgegegeg!” Tsiku logwira ntchito linatayika, koma kumbali ina, moyo wawo unatalikitsidwa kwambiri.
Bonasi kwa omwe amamaliza kuwerenga
Kumbukirani, mu nthawi ya ndevu panali nthabwala zodziwika bwino: "Ndikuwona ma drive awiri a C ku Norton, ndikuganiza - chifukwa chiyani ndimafunikira awiri? Chabwino, ndafafaniza imodzi! Zimandikumbutsa kwambiri imodzi mwa nkhani zomwe ndimakonda, zomwe sindimauzidwa ndi ine, koma ine. Ndipo nthawi zonse zimakhala zoseketsa ngati zoyamba:
18+, koma simungathe kufafaniza mawu a m’nyimboyo
P.S
Nkhanizi ndizomwe zidapangidwa kuchokera ku njira yanga ya TG. Nthawi zina masewera ofanana amadumpha pamenepo; Sindikulozera kalikonse, koma Ndizisiyabe.
Khalani ndi Lachisanu labwino nonse!
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