Okondedwa, okondwa kukuwonaninso. Ineyo pandekha, ndinaphonyadi kulankhula kwathu. Kusapezeka kwanga kwanthawi yayitali kuzinthu izi kumachitika chifukwa cha kuchuluka kwa odwala. Pakati pawo, ndikukondwera kuzindikira, panali owerenga ambiri a nkhani zanga zam'mbuyomu. Ndipo ngakhale, ndingayerekeze kunena, ndemanga!
Chimene chinandipangitsa kuti nditengenso cholembera changa chinali chakuti posachedwapa ndinayenera kuthana ndi ntchito yochuluka kwambiri ya kuthyolako, yomwe, musaiwale, inalibe yaulere, koma pamtengo wokwanira, kwinakwake iwo ankachita nthabwala ndikuzinamiza. .
Chifukwa chake lero ndikutsegulirani moyo wanga. Ndipo ndidzalemba chowonadi. Choonadi chokha. CHOONADI CHAMALISE! Kuchiyika m’chinenero chosavuta, chomveka kwa munthu wamba.
Tsoka ilo, anthu alibe malingaliro abwino okhudza madokotala a mano. Tonse ndife ochita manja ndi olanda, tikudzaza Porschkayens yathu ndi mafuta a 120 octane pa 666 rubles pa lita. Inde, zonsezo nzoona. Ndine wokwiya komanso kudzudzula sturgeon chifukwa cha kukwera mtengo kwa caviar yake. Kungoseka, ndithudi. Ndikungokupemphani kuti mutenge upangiri wanga ndi zofananira m'nkhaniyi mozama. Ndipo penapake ndikumwetulira.
Yesetsani kuti musawerenge pakati pa mizere. Kunyoza anzawo? Inde, n’zotheka. Olemba ena a "ntchito" zomwe zaperekedwa pansipa zimayenera kukhala ndi enema yokhala ndi singano za galamafoni. Zomwe ndikunena moona mtima. Sangalalani ndi makhalidwe oipa awa akampani.
Kodi mungakonde kupeza "ntchito" ngati iyi?
Kapena chonchi?
Koma ndikuuzani zambiri za "ntchito" iyi:
Ichi ndi chitsanzo cha zomwe simuyenera kuchita.
Kuyikako kuli pamakona akulu, olamulira ake sagwirizana ndi nkhwangwa za mano "achibadwidwe". Katunduyo, kutengera mfundo ya lever, imagawidwa molakwika, ndipo koronayo amakhala ndi mawonekedwe osakhazikika - okhala ndi m'mphepete mwake, pomwe chakudya ndi zolembera zimatsekedwa.
Kutupa kumayamba ndipo, chifukwa chake, kutayika kwa minofu ya fupa ndi m'kamwa mozungulira pa implant. Ndi ochepa mwa inu amene mungafune kulipira ndalama zogwirira ntchito zomwe pamapeto pake zidzatsikira ndevu zanu. Ngakhale abutments payekha sizingathandize pano.
Kodi mukuganiza kuti n'chiyani chimagwirizanitsa makhalidwe atatu okayikitsa a ntchito?
Mupeza yankho la funsoli powerenga nkhani yanga...
Zomwe zimandikwiyitsa kwambiri nthawi zina zimandipangitsa kuzindikira kuti anthu, kuyesera kusunga ndalama, amalipira mtengo wowirikiza kawiri, ndipo nthawi yomweyo amakakamizika kutaya mitsempha yawo, nthawi yawo yamtengo wapatali, komanso thanzi lawo mobwerezabwereza. Kupatula apo, opaleshoni iliyonse, ngakhale itakhala yotani komanso chipatala cha SuperMegaHyperNanoBomb (chokhala ndi ma geishas, oyang'anira akuda, othandizira amaliseche kapena njovu) imachitika, ikadali yopangira opaleshoni, ndipo chipatalachi ndi kuchipatala komwe, Muyenera kuvomereza kuti munthu wabwinobwino angafune kulumikizana pang'ono momwe angathere. Pali zinthu zambiri zosangalatsa m'moyo zomwe mungawonongere nthawi yanu. Ndi ndalama.
Ndiye n'chifukwa chiyani mtengo wa njira yomweyo ungakhale wosiyana m'zipatala zosiyanasiyana zamano? Pamaziko a zomwe zili mndandanda wamtengo (mtengo wamtengo) womangidwa ndipo chifukwa chiyani ndikofunikira kuti musayang'ane manambala poyambirira.
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Zida ndi zipangizo
Ndikupatsani vuto lenileni kuchokera muzochita - mnzanga wakusukulu adapempha thandizo atamva kuti ndakhala ndikugwira ntchito ngati dotolo woyika thupi kwa nthawi yayitali. Bambo ake adayikapo ma implants m'mano achinsinsi kapena ocheperako komaliza motsatizana. Chiwerengero cha kupulumuka - 50%. Iwo amabetcherana awiri - imodzi imagwa. Amabetcherana ena anayi ndipo apeza awiri. Koma ndi zotsika mtengo. Koma sizosangalatsanso kwambiri. Zoonadi, kuwongolera kwazitsulozi kunkachitika mkati mwa ndondomeko ya chitsimikizo, koma wodwalayo anali atatopa nazo. Anaganiza zopitiriza nafe chithandizo. Nditafufuza mozama mayeso onse ofunikira, ndidapeza kuti ndikutheka kwakukulu, zolepherazo zidachitika chifukwa cha odulira ovala kwambiri a implantology, omwe adagwiritsidwa ntchito kupanga mabedi a implants, zomwe zidapangitsa kutenthedwa kwa cortical. fupa - necrosis yake. Chotsatira chake, fupa la fupa linataya zakudya ndipo osseointegration sizinachitike - kuphatikizika kwa fupa la fupa ndi pamwamba pa pulasitiki. Oh b@!@# - Ndinalonjeza... Ndendende, chinali chifukwa cha kulakwa kwa zobowola zakale, zomwe zimagwiritsidwa ntchito kuboola mabowo omwe, nawonso, zomangira za titaniyamu zidakulungidwa, ngati khoma. Basi popanda kuwaza. Ndipo zopusa zonsezi zidangochitika chifukwa munthu wina woyipa adaganiza zosunga ndalama ndipo "anayiwala" kugula zodula zatsopano komanso zakuthwa zonyezimira.
Ndikuganiza kuti zomwe zili ndi ma burs komanso zida zonse zopota, zopota, zodulira muofesi imeneyo sizili bwino.
Izi zimatsogolera ku mfundo yakuti poyesera kuchotsa, mwachitsanzo, dzino lanzeru, lomwe, monga lamulo, liyenera kugawanika () vuto lomweli likadalipobe. Ziphuphuzo zimakhala zosalala, zakuda chifukwa cha kutenthedwa, zimapanikizana, ndipo zimasweka panthawi ya opaleshoni. M'malo mwa mphindi 15 kuti tichotsedwe, timapeza zonse 40 kuphatikiza jekeseni wowonjezera wamankhwala oletsa ululu ndi gawo losweka la bur lotentha kwambiri kumbuyo kwa tsaya, (bwino kwambiri) ngati bonasi.
Ndi nkhani yofanana mu chithandizo - pambuyo pake, tonsefe timakumbukira fungo la mano oyaka m'mano, pamene fumbi liri lakuda ndipo sitingathe kupuma. Nthawi zambiri sindikhala chete ponena za kulondola kwa ma cavities a carious - pamene chiboliboli chosawoneka bwino chikalowetsedwa mu nsonga yosweka, yotakasuka, timapeza dzenje m'malo mwa dzenje loyera, la namwali. Monga wakale wanu.
Total fucking economy. Koma mitengo ndiyotsika, anthu amabwera mofunitsitsa...
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Zida
Tsatanetsatane wofunikira pakuzindikira mtengo womaliza wa mautumiki ndi kupezeka kapena kusapezeka kwa chipinda cha X-ray chokwanira, kuphatikiza makina a CBCT (cone beam computed tomography) owunikira matenda apamwamba komanso kukonzekera kolondola kwamankhwala. Palibe dotolo wamano wodzilemekeza yemwe angayambe kuyika komanso kuchiza mizu popanda chithunzichi. Ngati chida chothandiza kwambirichi sichipezeka kuchipatala, konzekerani kuyendayenda kuchokera ku chipatala kupita ku chipatala (kapena kumalo apadera ozindikira matenda) komwe chipangizochi chilipo. Zomwe, monga tonse timamvetsetsa, si camilleaux. Kwa mphindi imodzi, chipangizo choterocho chimawononga ma ruble 5 miliyoni ndi zina zambiri. Koma simungagule ndikusunga ndalama.
Ambiri a inu munganene kuti: "Pfft, ndinabwera ndi lingaliro, kodi munakhala wadyera kapena chinachake? Sizovuta kwa ine kupita kumalo apadera kukajambula chithunzi. " Ndikuvomereza, koma kupita kumalo apadera kukajambula chithunzi monga momwe anakonzera ndi chinthu chimodzi.
Zimakhala zosiyana kotheratu pamene ziri:
- Kupweteka koopsa, ndipo pakhomo amakuuzani kuti: “jambulani pamalo ena, kenako bwerani!” Pang’ono ndi pang’ono, “malo ena” ameneŵa sangakhale m’nyumba yotsatira. Ndani angakonde khalidwe limeneli? Kupita kwa dokotala wa mano nthawi zonse kumakhala kovuta, makamaka pamene munapirira ululu usiku wonse ndipo potsiriza (!!!) munafika kuchipatala, komwe mukuganiza kuti akuthandizani, koma ndiye - "palibe chipangizo, koma mumangokhalira kuyankhulana." Kumeneko, kungokhala ndi malingaliro abwino! ”…
- Pamene kuli kofunika kulamulira mankhwala a ngalande za mano, kapena kulamulira ntchito ndi malo a implant, mwachitsanzo.
Kodi mungapite ndi “singano” m’kamwa mwanu ndi dziwe la rabara (“scarf” imene imalekanitsa dzino ndi pakamwa panu) kupita kumalo oyandikana nawo? Koma simukuyenera kuchita izi. Ndiye khalani omasuka kunena kwa dzino, "bye-bye!"
Koma mitengo ndiyotsika, anthu amabwera mofunitsitsa...
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Kutseketsa
Ndipereka chidwi chapadera ku CSO (Central Sterilization Department). Zili, ndithudi, kulikonse. Koma uti?
Makina akale omwe ankagwiritsidwa ntchito kale, ogulidwa m'sitolo. Osamenyedwa, osapentidwa. Mwiniwake m'modzi, ndipo ameneyo ndi agogo achikulire a ku Germany, omwe kumapeto kwa sabata amatsekera mitsuko kuti azigudubuza masoseji a ku Bavaria mmenemo. Sichikhalanso ndi kutentha kofunikira kapena kupanikizika.
Chifukwa chake, sipangakhale zokamba za sterility iliyonse. Kuphatikiza apo, mu CSC wamba payenera kukhala mulu wa zida zapadera ndi mayankho omwe adapangidwa kuti awonetsetse kuti, ngakhale onse okhala pamasiteshoni atatu ndi azimayi awo omwe ali ndi udindo wocheperako adathandizidwa pamaso panu, simutenga kachilomboka. chilichonse pambuyo pawo.
Koma mitengo ndiyotsika, anthu amabwera mofunitsitsa...
Kukoka kwachikale
Tsiku lina ndinapita ku likulu la chikhalidwe, ku Griboyedov Canal, kukadyetsa drakes ndi bun, komanso abakha awo. Pamene ndinali kusirira kukongola kwa Tchalitchi cha Mpulumutsi pa Magazi Okhetsedwa, sindinaone kuti bun wokomawo kunalibenso.
Pepani, drakes ndi abakha awo. Nthawi ina ndidzakudyetsani ndithu. Koma siziri ndendende. Nditatsitsimulidwa, ndinapita kukaonana ndi mnzanga wina wa m’kalasi yemwe ankagwira ntchito ya opaleshoni pachipatala china chodziwika bwino. Ndinganene chiyani anzanga. Kenako padzakhala zinyalala ndi utsi.
Ndidadutsa pakhonde ndikulowa pa khomo lakumaso ...
-Eee! Valani zovundikira nsapato zanu! Ndikumva mawu a winawake. Mwina tebulo lolandirira alendo liri lalitali, kapena mtsikanayo anayiwala kuyimirira, koma ndinali ndi mantha kwambiri ndi kufuula kokwiya. Ndipo mwamanyazi kuvala zovundikira nsapato ndikubwerera kuchipinda chodikirira alendo, ndidazindikira kuti fungo lomwe lakhala likundivutitsa kuyambira nthawi yomwe ndimayendera silinayambike chifukwa cha mantha anga, koma ndi ngalande zochokera mchipinda chapansi chotsikira cha St. Petersburg sewer pipe. Ndikufuna khofi! Thupi linkalakalaka kapu ya cafe yotentha, yamphamvu, yonunkhira bwino. Koma ngakhale apa ndizovuta.
3 mu 1 khofi ndi matumba a Lipton, omwe amaperekedwa kuti adzazidwe ndi madzi otentha kuchokera ku ozizira, amalepheretsa zilakolako zonse.
Koma, mwatsoka, sindinathe kumuwona woyang'anira chiyero cha kugonana nthawi imeneyo. Ndipo ndowa yodzaza ndi zovundikira nsapato zakale inali yopambana.
Koma zikhoza kukhala zosiyana. Popanda zophimba nsapato, chifukwa pali anthu apadera omwe amalandira malipiro oyeretsa. Ndi khofi wabwino yemwe malo ogulitsira khofi akumzinda amasilira. Multi-stage air purification and aromatization system. Oyang'anira ophunzitsidwa bwino. Ndipo malo osangalatsa, omasuka omwe mumayiwala kuti muli kuchipatala cha mano. Kaya ndi ndalama kapena ayi zili ndi inu kusankha.
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Rent ndi zofunikira
Mosiyana ndi zomwe anthu ambiri amakhulupirira kuti kubwereka pakatikati pa Moscow kumatha kukweza mtengo womaliza kangapo, ndikulengeza motsimikiza kuti uku ndikuputa. Chifukwa kusiyana kwa mtengo wobwereka ndi 500 sq.m. pakati pa Moscow ndi kunja kwake ndi ndalama zomwe zingathe kuonjezera mtengo wa nthawi imodzi ndi ma ruble 100. "Super-rent" imadzilipira yokha m'maola angapo ochita opaleshoni yachipatala, ndikhulupirireni.
Ndi kukwera kotani kwapadziko lonse kwa mtengo wamankhwala komwe tinganene? Funsani - ndikudziwa bwanji izi? Pachithunzi chamutu, malo anga opweteka amaphimbidwa ndi mwendo wa mkazi woyambitsa chipatala. Osamuuza basi za izo.
Tsopano iwalani zonse zomwe ndidalemba pamwambapa. Mwambiri, zilibe kanthu kuti ndi mpando uti womwe umakhalapo - womasuka, wowoneka bwino, kapena wakale, womwe makina ake okweza adawonongeka zaka 10 zapitazo, ndipo sofayo idakumbukira zolemba za m'chiuno mwa hussars ndipo ili ndi zizindikiro. kuchokera ku nsonga za nsapato zawo. Ndipo kuchuluka kwa njira zabwino zamano sikudalira mtundu wa khofi waulere.
Koma sindinathe kulemba nkhani ya ndime imodzi.
Nanga n’chifukwa chiyani zipatala zosiyanasiyana ndi madokotala osiyanasiyana ali ndi mitengo yosiyana pa njira imodzi? Ndipotu, chirichonse sichiri chophweka, koma chophweka kwambiri.
Tiyerekeze kuti zipatala zonse zomwe zilipo zimagwira ntchito ndi zida zofanana. Ndipo amakhala m'malo omwewo - si zachilendo kuti zipatala zodula kwambiri komanso zotsika mtengo kwambiri zizipezeka pamtunda wa mita khumi kuchokera kwa wina ndi mnzake, nthawi zina ngakhale mnyumba imodzi. Ndipo titha kuganiziridwa kuti amabweretsa ndalama zofanana zobwereka ndi zogwirira ntchito.
Ngati tikuganiza kuti amagwira ntchito motsatira malamulo omwewo poika mitengo ndi kuwerengera phindu, kusiyana kumachokera kuti? Ndipo apa ndi pamene zikuchokera:
Mwachitsanzo, tili ndi wophunzira dzulo, wokonzeka kugwira ntchito chakudya, ndi wothandizira wake, amene amadya zotsalira pambuyo wophunzira, ndi woyang'anira pa okhwima otsika kalori zakudya, kapena, mophweka, pa madzi. Ndalama zogwirira ntchito za ogwira ntchito oterowo ndizochepa. Masiku ano pali zopatsa zambiri kuchokera kwa akatswiri oyambira (ophunzira) omwe atha kupanga "zaluso" zaulere kapena zolipirira pang'ono. Koma ndi chinthu chimodzi ngati tsitsi kapena misomali yokhala ndi eyelashes idzakula, ndipo chinthu china ndi mano ...
Kumbali ina ya mpheteyo kuli akatswiri osonkhanitsidwa ndikukopedwa kuchokera kuzipatala zabwino kwambiri zamano. Madokotala, othandizira ndi oyang'anira omwe ntchito zawo zikufunika. Ogwira ntchito, omwe khalidwe lawo la ntchito limayikidwa monga chitsanzo, mitu yawo ndi manja awo amadaliridwa ndi zikwi za odwala. Tsoka ilo, akatswiri otere sangagwire ntchito chakudya. Adakokeredwa kutali ndi zipatala zina zokhala ndi malo abwino ogwirira ntchito, kuphatikiza. ndi salary. Ndipo tsopano, malipiro awa ayenera kulipidwa.
Pamene ndimalemba nkhaniyi, Mfumu yanga, idapezeka kuti ikulimbana mu LiveJournal yake ndi njonda imodzi yolemekezeka mosadziwika bwino pamutu womwewo. Sindingachitire mwina koma kugawana chithunzicho. Sangalalani.
Py. Sy.
Aliyense, kuphatikizapo ine, anayamba ngati "bomzhatnik". Izi sizabwino kapena zoyipa - ndi zoona! Ndinagwira ntchito kwa zaka zambiri ndikuyika kumene kunalibe "madzi" (kuzizira), palibe "kuwala", palibe "kulakalaka". Ndidawunikira malo opangira opaleshoni ndi tochi kuchokera pafoni yanga, ndikuziziritsa zinthu zotenthetsera pogwiritsa ntchito syringe yokhala ndi saline. yankho, anapempha munthuyo kulavulira m'mbale (ndipo inali mbale chabe kuchokera ku cafeteria) masekondi angapo aliwonse a ntchito.
Sindikunena kuti ndizosatheka kukumana ndi bulu m'mano "okwera mtengo", koma mwayi woti mudzakumana ndi bulu m'chipinda chapansi pamphepete mwa mzindawo ndipo chipatala chomwe chili pakatikati sichili chimodzimodzi. Ngati mutasiya kukambirana ndikumverera kuti simukumvetsa kalikonse, komanso, muli ndi mafunso ochulukirapo kuposa omwe mudakhala nawo kale, ndipo pali kumverera kwanthawi kochepa kuti dokotala ndi bulu, ndiye kuti ndi choncho. Pitani ku chipatala china ndikumvetsera maganizo a akatswiri ena. Ichi chidzakhala chisankho choyenera ngakhale mutakonda dokotala. Padzakhala chinachake chofanizira nacho. Pachifukwa ichi, kukaonana m'zipatala zabwinobwino ndi kwaulere, kotero kuti mutatha kuyeza zabwino zonse ndi zoyipa, mumasankha mwanzeru.
Ndikutsindika kuti, ndithudi, n'kofunika mmene khofi inu pampered mu chipatala mano abwino, komanso ngati maloboti Boston Dynamics kutsanulira inu chakumwa osankhika, ndipo ngati Hmayak Hakobyan mosalekeza amawonetsa matumbo ake ang'onoang'ono m'chipinda cholandirira alendo.
Koma chofunika kwambiri ONTHU.
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