1.
Tsiku likuyandikira kumapeto. Ndikofunikira kukonzanso code ya cholowa, zivute zitani. Koma akuumirira kuti: mayesero unit sasanduka wobiriwira.
Ndimadzuka kuti ndipange kapu ya khofi ndikuyambiranso.
Ndasokonezedwa ndi foni. Uyu ndi Marina.
"Moni, Marin," ndikutero, wokondwa kuti nditha kukhala osachita kwa mphindi zingapo.
- Mukuchita chiyani, Petya? - mawu ake olonjeza amamveka.
- Ntchito.
Chabwino, inde, ndikugwira ntchito. Nditaninso?!
- Kodi mungakonde kundiyitanira kwinakwake?
Zodabwitsa, ngakhale zochititsa chidwi kwambiri. Koma zoyipa, ndiyenera kumaliza mayeso a unit!
- Ndikufuna koma sindingathe. Imasulidwa Lolemba.
- Ndiye bwerani kwa ine.
Kodi akukopana kapena wotopa?
"Marin, tiyeni tichite Lachiwiri," ndikuyankha ndikuusa moyo. - Lachiwiri - anasesa.
"Ndiye ndibwera kwa inu," Marina akupereka. - Usiku. Maganizo ndi achikondi. Kodi mungandilowetse?
Kotero, ndinakusowa.
Kwatsala nthawi yochepa kuti mupambane mayeso a mayunitsi. Akafika kumeneko, ndidzakhala nditamaliza. Ndipo mukhoza kumasuka.
- Kodi sizowopsa? - Ndimadandaula za moyo wake wachinyamata.
- Simungathe kukhala mkati mwa makoma anayi kwamuyaya?! - Marina wakwiya kumapeto kwina kwa kuyimba.
Ndipo izo nzoona.
- Chabwino, bwerani ngati simukuchita mantha. Kodi mwawona momwe zinthu ziliri mu Yandex?
- Ndinayang'ana ndikuyang'ana. Kuwombera ndi 4 points zokha.
- Chabwino. Sindingathebe kulemba usiku, ndagwira ntchito molimbika kwambiri. Kodi mukukumbukira adilesi yake?
- Ndimakumbukira.
- Ndikuyembekeza.
"Ndikupita kale," akutero Marina ndikudula.
Zimatenga nthawi yayitali bwanji kuti ayende? Osachepera ola limodzi. Panthawi imeneyi ndidzachita. Ndimangokhala ndi nthawi yochepa chabe, choncho ndaganiza zokonzekera misonkhano.
Ndimasiya kompyuta ndikuyala nsalu yoyera patebulo yodyera. Nditaganiza, ndinatulutsa botolo la champagne mufiriji ndikutulutsa magalasi awiri m'mbali mwake. Kukonzekera msonkhano watha, ndikubwerera kuntchito.
2.
Ndimasokonezedwa ndi mayeso a unit, omwe amapitilira kuchita manyazi, belu lapakhomo likalira. Ndilibe nazo ntchito. Kodi Marina anali kuyimbadi kuchokera ku metro? Ndi chinthu choyipa bwanji!
Komabe, m'malo mwa Marina, kamera ikuwonetsa ziwerengero ziwiri zaamuna mu yunifolomu - ndizosatheka kuwona kuti ndi iti. Ndakhumudwa.
Intercom imalumikizidwa ndi dongosolo. Ndimakanikiza batani loyambitsa ndikuwuza maikolofoni chinthu chochepa kwambiri padziko lapansi:
- Ndani alipo?
"Bailiffs," akubwera pa okamba. - Tsegulani chitseko. Tiyenera kukudziwitsani.
Eya, tsegulani chitseko! Tinapeza chitsiru.
- Igwetseni m'bokosi lamakalata, pansi.
- Chidziwitso chimaperekedwa motsutsana ndi siginecha.
- Mutha kuchita popanda kujambula.
Ali kuseri kwa chitseko, popanda kupuma kulikonse, akufuula ndi mawu olamula.
- Tsegulani nthawi yomweyo.
“Tsopano, tathawa,” ndikuyankha ndiukali woyaka. - Lolani alendo kulowa m'nyumba mwanu?! Anyamata mwatupa?
- Tsegulani, kapena tithyola chitseko.
Kodi adzaswadi? Rouleti ya imfa, itazungulira pang'ono, idaganiza za ine? Mosayembekezereka zonse zimatha.
Sindidzasiya popanda kumenyana, ndithudi - sikuleredwe kwanga. Tiwonanso yemwe adzathamangitse yemwe ali woyamba.
Ndithamangira ku kabati yazitsulo, ndikuitsegula, ndikugwira mfutiyo ndi bokosi la zipolopolo, ndikuikweza mofulumira. Ndimagwada moyang'anizana ndi khomo ndikukonzekera kuwotcha.
Zonse zimachitika ngati osati kwa ine, koma kwa wina. Koma palibe chochitira.
- Kuphwanya! - Ndimafuula mokweza maikolofoni mwankhanza momwe ndingathere. "Ndikulonjeza aliyense wowoloka pakhomo ndi pulasitala wotsogolera mpiru m'mphuno."
Pali kaphokoso kakang'ono m'ma speaker.
"Ngati simutsegula chitseko, ndiyitanitsa magulu apadera."
Ndiko kuti chikhumbo chofuna kuthyola chitseko chatha?! Ndi zomwe ndimaganiza - chinyengo! Ndi chinyengo cha banal, ndipo chindiwopseza! Sindinazindikire nthawi yomweyo kuti sanatchule dzina langa.
“Ndiyimbireni, nit,” ndikuyankha, pafupifupi kukhazika mtima pansi.
Panja pa khomo pali chete. Pambuyo pa mphindi zisanu zikuwonekeratu kuti alendo osaitanidwa achoka.
Ndili pansi ndikugwada, ndikutsamira msana wanga pakhoma ndikupumira kwambiri. Ndikupukuta thukuta pamphumi panga ndikukwera kumapazi. Ndinaika mfutiyo patebulo la pakompyuta, pafupi ndi mbewa.
Kenako ndimagwada pansi, ndikugwira kumbuyo kwa mpando wanga wakuntchito ndi manja anga, ndikuyamba kupemphera.
- O, Ambuye, ndipulumutseni! Ndikutembenukira kwa inu, Mlengi wa Mlengi, Mlengi wa olenga. Mulole zovuta zonse ndi zomvetsa chisoni zindipitirire ine. Ndipatseni mphamvu ndi kulimba. Ndipatseni ine kumvetsa kwina, Ambuye. Ndipatseni ine kumvetsa kwina, Ambuye. Ndipatseni nzeru.
Kaya anene zotani, pemphero limathandiza. Kumapereka chiyembekezo chamtsogolo.
Zala zanga zimanjenjemera pang'ono chifukwa cha chisangalalo chomwe ndakhala nacho, koma ndimakhala pansi pa kompyuta ndikuyesa kuyang'ana pa kukonzanso. Ndiyenera kumaliza ntchito yanga Marina asanabwere.
3.
Nthawi yomweyo ndinasokonezedwa ndi foni ina. Nambalayi ndi yachilendo. Uyu akhoza kukhala kasitomala watsopano, mwina sipammer wopanda vuto, kapena mwina wokonda scammer. Angadziwe ndani?
“Lankhula,” ndinatero pafoni.
Mawu ndi achikazi.
- Moni, uyu ndiye foni yanu yam'manja. Kodi mungakonde kusinthira kumitengo yotsika mtengo ya Family Plus?
-Sindikufuna.
- Mtengo uwu ndi ma ruble 20 otsika mtengo kuposa omwe mukugwiritsa ntchito pano.
- Ndiye pali kusiyana kotani? - Ndikudabwa.
"The Family Plus tariff ndi 20 rubles mtengo," mkazi akubwereza.
- Ndinafunsa chomwe waya anali.
- Timayitana makasitomala onse ndikuwapatsa mtengo wotsika mtengo.
Inde, sungani thumba lanu mokulirapo!
Ndikuyamba kukwiya pang'ono:
- Zabwino bwanji! Samalirani makasitomala anu! Kodi simungangochepetsa mtengowo mpaka mtengo wam'mbuyomu? Makasitomala sasamala.
- Ndiye simukufuna kusinthira kumitengo yatsopano ya "Family Plus"? - mkaziyo akufotokoza.
Anzeru bwanji!
-Sindikufuna.
- Chabwino, mudakali ndi mtengo womwewo.
Mabeep omveka bwino.
4.
Kwa nthawi yachisanu ndi chiwiri madzulo ano ndimakhala pansi pa kompyuta ndikuyesera kuika maganizo. Koma lero sizinalembedwe, monga mukuwonera ...
Kuitana kwina, komanso kuchokera ku nambala yosadziwika.
- Lankhulani.
Nthawi iyi mawu ndi aamuna.
- Moni, ndingalankhule ndi Pyotr Nikolaevich?
Amadziwa dzina langa loyamba komanso patronymic. Ndi kasitomala? Zimenezo zingakhale zabwino.
- Ndikumvera.
- Zimachokera ku chitetezo cha Sberbank chomwe ali ndi nkhawa. Kuyesa kosaloledwa kulowa muakaunti yanu kwapezeka. Kodi mwataya khadi lanu? Zoti ndipereke, chonde.
- miniti yokha.
Ndikupita ku hanger, ndikutulutsa chikwama changa m'thumba la jekete, ndikuyang'ana mkati. Zonsezi sizitenga masekondi oposa 15.
- Ndili ndi mapu.
-Kodi simunapereke kwa aliyense? - liwu limasonyeza nkhawa.
Kapena akungofuna kufotokoza?
- Palibe aliyense.
- Chifukwa chake, kulowa mosaloledwa. Zikatero, akauntiyo iyenera kutsekedwa kwa milungu iwiri. Simudzatha kugwiritsa ntchito akaunti yanu kwa milungu iwiri. Koma ngati mukufuna, nditha kukhazikitsa kutsimikizika kwazinthu ziwiri. Pankhaniyi, zonse zigwira ntchito mawa.
"Ikani," ndikusankha.
- Nenani nambala yanu yamakhadi ndi mawu achinsinsi, omwe azitumizidwa kudzera pa SMS. Ndiyenera kulowa muakaunti yanu kuti ndikhazikitse kutsimikizika kwazinthu ziwiri.
Inde, inde, wogwira ntchito ku Sberbank akuyitana kasitomala kuti alowe mu akaunti yake. Zonse zimamveka bwino ngati tsiku.
- Kodi mukutsimikiza kuti ndi zinthu ziwiri? - Ndikuyamba kusewera wopusa.
- Ndizodalirika kwambiri.
Muli kusaleza mtima m'mawu.
- Dzina lanu ndani, katswiri wachitetezo? – Ndikufunsa wosalakwa.
-Yuri.
"Pita ku gehena, Yura," ndikupereka malingaliro onse otheka. - Onyenga inu muli ndi nthawi yogwira ntchito lero, kapena chiyani? Chikanakhala chosankha changa, ndikanakankha pulasitala wa mpiru wotsogolera m’mphuno ya aliyense. Ndikanapha aliyense.
5.
Ndimabisa iPhone yanga m'thumba langa. Ndimayenda mozungulira chipindacho kwakanthawi, ndikuyesera kuti ndikhale ndi chidwi chofuna kuyesa mayeso. Ndimatenga sitepe yotsimikizika kupita pakompyuta, koma belu la pakhomo limandilira.
Kodi bailiff abodza abwerera?
Ndithamangira patebulo, ndikuyatsa intercom, ndikugwira mfuti yodzaza ndikukhala mogwada.
"Ndakuuzani, musabwerenso kuno." Ndikupha! - Ndimafuula molunjika pa maikolofoni motsimikiza momwe ndingathere.
Kenako ndinaganiza zoyang'ana mu kamera. Awa si bailiffs: pali mwamuna wosadziwika wovala zovala wamba pakhomo.
“Mwandiitana,” mwamunayo akufotokoza motero.
"Sindinayitane aliyense," ndikuyankha, osadziwa ngati ndipume kapena kukonzekera zovuta zatsopano.
“Ine ndine Yehova,” iwo akutero kumbali ina ya chitseko.
- WHO??? - Ndikudabwa.
- Ambuye.
- Wow, izi sizinachitikepo!
Ndimadabwa ndi chiyambi cha masanjidwewo: mnyamatayo ali ndi malingaliro ambiri.
- Munapempha kumvetsetsa. Izi ziyenera kukambidwa pamasom'pamaso. Kodi mungandilowetse?
Chidziwitso? Kodi anatchulapo malangizo? Inde, ndinapempha Yehova kuti andiunikire...
Ndikuyesera kudziwa kuti ndizotheka bwanji kuti:
1) munthu amapemphera,
2) nthawi yomweyo amapempha uphungu.
Tinene theka la iwo apemphere. Ndi anthu angati opemphera amene amapempha kuti awamvetsetse? Nthawi zambiri amapempha chipulumutso, thanzi, chisangalalo ... koma malangizo? Tinene kuti 10%. Timapeza 5% kugunda. Zambiri, koma nthawi yomweyo zochepa. Kodi nchifukwa ninji mwamunayo anagogomezera chilangizo pamene pali chipulumutso? Ndiye chiwerengerocho chidzakhala pafupi makumi asanu - onse akupemphera. Aliyense akupempha chipulumutso: Ndinafunsanso.
- Lolani mlendo kulowa m'nyumba mwanu?! Kodi mukuseka? - Ndikunena mochepa molimba mtima.
“Ine ndine Yehova,” akukukumbutsani kuseri kwa chitseko.
- Ndipo ndine Ivan Susanin.
- Ndabwera kudzalankhula nanu. Kodi munapempha kuti mumvetsetse?
Ndikuyamba kukayikira. Inde, zikumveka zopusa, koma ndikuyamba kukayikira.
Kwa nthawi ndithu ndinkadzifunsa kuti nditani. Mwadzidzidzi zimanditulukira.
- Ngati ndinu Ambuye, pitani pa khomo lokhoma.
- Koma ndili m'mawonekedwe aumunthu! - anamveka mwa okamba.
"Choka pano, woyambitsa," ndikuseka mwansangala, ndikubwezera mfuti patebulo. - Sindigula mawaya otsika mtengo.
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Ndimakhala pansi pa kompyuta ndikugwira ntchito. Ndatsala ndi nthawi yochepa kwambiri - ndiyenera kudziwa mayeso a mayunitsi. Marina abwera posachedwa, ndipo kulembera pa tsiku lachikondi sikoyenera. Ngakhale mu imodzi mwa malonda ndinawona mnyamata akugonana ndi mapulogalamu nthawi imodzi.
Mwadzidzidzi, siren ya apolisi imamveka kunja kwa zenera, kenako mawu achitsulo okulitsidwa ndi nyanga ya ng'ombe:
- Chenjerani, ntchito yolimbana ndi uchigawenga! Magulu apadera akugwira ntchito! Tikupempha anthu okhala m'nyumbayi kuti asachoke m'nyumba zawo kwakanthawi. Ndipo iwe, zigawenga, tuluka manja mmwamba! Ndikupatsani masekondi 30 kuti muganize.
- Zisiyeni!
Ndamva kuti ndalakwitsa. Sipadzakhala kumasulidwa, palibe tsiku ndi mkazi amene ndimamukonda - palibe. Poyamba padzakhala kuwomberana, kenaka adzalowa m'nyumba ndikukokera mtembo wanga wotayika mumsewu. Kapena mwina sangakukokereni, koma adzakusiyani pano - pali kusiyana kotani?
Ndikutuluka pampando wanga ndili ndi mfuti m'manja. Ndimayang'ana pawindo, kudutsa pakati pa makatani okokedwa. Ndiko kulondola: khomo latsekeredwa, ndi owombera pamakina atavala suti zankhondo mozungulira. Pakatikati pa bwalo ndikutha kuona thanki, ikulozera mphuno yake kumbali yanga. Thanki idang'amba kapinga ... kapena udzu udang'ambika kale? Sindikukumbukira.
sindisamalanso. Ndi manja anga ovina ndimapendekera mpando wogwira ntchito kumbali yake, yomwe imakhala yabwino kwambiri kuposa kugwada. Ngati simukufuna kuwombera kuchokera pawindo, aloleni athyole chitseko. Mwanjira iyi ndikhala nthawi yayitali.
Pamsewu pamveka phokoso loopsa.
- Masekondi 30 osinkhasinkha atha. Tikuyamba ntchito yolimbana ndi uchigawenga.
Kugunda kwamphamvu kumamveka - ndi chitseko chachitsulo chikuphwasulidwa.
Yakwana nthawi yopemphera. Ndikoyenera kuti ndagwada kale - sindiyenera kudzitsitsa.
- Ambuye, ndipulumutseni! - Ndimapemphera mowona mtima. - Ndipulumutseni, Mlengi wa Olenga, Mlengi wa Olenga. Chonde ndipulumutseni. Ndipo bweretsani nzeru.
Kumenyedwa kwamphamvu kumapitilirabe. Pulasita ikugwa kuchokera padenga ndipo chandelier ikugwedezeka. Kupyolera mu phokosolo ndimamva foni ikulira.
"Inde," ndimati mu iPhone yanga.
Uyu ndiye kasitomala - amene ndikumaliza kutulutsa.
- Peter, zikuyenda bwanji? - akufunsa. - Kodi mudzakhala mu nthawi Lolemba?
- Oleg Viktorovich! - Ndimafuula mosangalala.
- Ndizovuta kukumva, ndiloleni ndikuyimbireni.
“Palibe chifukwa,” ndikuyankha, pozindikira kuti kuyimbanso sikungathandize. - Nyumbayo ikukonzedwanso, sindikumva bwino.
Kugogoda pakhomo kumapitirirabe, makoma akugwedezeka, chandelier ikugwedezeka.
- Ndikufunsa, zinthu zikuyenda bwanji? - kasitomala amafuula mu foni.
“Pali zovuta zina,” ndinayankha motero.
- Zovuta? - amafuula kasitomala wokhumudwa.
“Ayi, ayi, palibe chachikulu,” ndikutsimikizira munthu wabwinoyo. - Kukonza. Palibe chovuta, ndipanga nthawi yake.
Kukuwa kosagwirizana kumamveka, kenako kuwombera. Ndi dzanja limodzi ndinayika iPhone kukhutu, ndi dzanja lina ndikuloza mfuti pakhomo.
- Ndithu kukonza, osati kuwomberana? - kukayikira kwamakasitomala, kusintha kamvekedwe kake kuchokera ku nkhawa kupita kuchifundo. - Yandex sanawonekere kulonjeza.
“Nsapato ya jackhammer inayatsidwa,” ndinanama.
- Zikatero, kupambana!
- Ndichita zonse, Oleg Viktorovich.
Mabeep omveka bwino, koma ndimabwerezabwereza:
"Ndichita zonse, Oleg Viktorovich. Ndichita zonse".
Kenako ndinaika iPhone wanga m'thumba mwanga, kutenga mfuti m'manja onse ndi kukonzekera kufa.
Komabe, kuwomberako kumasiya. Amanena mu megaphone - m'mawu achitsulo omwewo, koma ndi tinge ya chigonjetso choyenera:
- Zikomo nonse, ntchito yolimbana ndi uchigawenga yamalizidwa bwino. Zigawengazo zawonongedwa.
Kodi anathyola chitseko cha nyumba yoyandikana nayo?
Ndimalumphira pawindo ndikuyang'ana kusiyana pakati pa makatani. Owombera pamakina amathamangira ku basi yomwe ikuyandikira, tanki imatembenuka kuti ichoke.
Ndipumula, ndikubwezera mpando ku malo ake oyambirira ndikugwera mmenemo, nditatopa.
- Zikomo, Ambuye. Ndipo bweretsani nzeru kwa ine. Ndipatseni kumvetsetsa, Mlengi wa Olenga, Mlengi wa Zolenga! Ndipatseni nzeru.
Ndilibe nthawi yogwada, koma akhululuka. Tiyenera kuyitana Marina ndikumuchenjeza kuti asaope udzu wong'ambika. Ayenera kufika posachedwa.
Ndimatenga iPhone yanga m'thumba langa ndikupeza nambala.
- Marin!
"O, ndi iwe, Petya," mawu a Marina amamveka.
- Muli kuti?
- Kubwerera kunyumba.
-Kunyumba? - Ndikufunsanso, osokonezeka.
- Tamverani, ndabwera kwa inu, ndipo pali chiwonetsero chazithunzi. Chilichonse chatsekedwa ndipo samakulolani kulowa, pafupi ndi khomo lanu. Sindinathe kukufikirani, munali otanganidwa. Zomwe zachitika?
- Ntchito yolimbana ndi uchigawenga.
"Izi ndi zomwe ndamvetsetsa," Marina akutero mwachisoni. "Ndinayima pamenepo kwakanthawi kenako ndikupita kunyumba, pepani." Zachikondi maganizo pansi kuda.
"Chabwino," ndikuyankha, chifukwa palibenso china choti ndinene.
- Osakhumudwa.
- Ndipo inunso, Marin. Mpaka nthawi ina, ine ndikuganiza. Kutulutsidwa Lolemba, ndidzakuyimbirani Lachiwiri.
Ndikusindikiza batani lomaliza.
7.
Palibe kufulumira konse. Ndimatsuka tebulo pang'onopang'ono: champagne ili mufiriji, nsalu ya tebulo ili pachifuwa cha zojambula, magalasi ali pambali. Fumbi lochokera padenga linalowa m’magalasi, koma sindinafune kuwapukuta. Ndiye ndipukuta.
Ndimakhala pansi pa kompyuta ndikuyesera kugwira ntchito. Pachabe - foni ikuyitana. Andisiya lero kapena ayi?
Ndimatenga iPhone yanga ndikuigwira motalika kwakanthawi. Nambalayi ndi yachilendo. Foni yam'manja siima.
“Inde,” ndikutero, osakhoza kupirira.
- Wokondedwa Muscovite! - bot imayatsa. - Molingana ndi Federal Law 324-FZ, muli ndi ufulu wolandila upangiri waulere.
Ine akanikizire mapeto, ndiye kutambasula dzanja langa ndi iPhone kachiwiri. Nthawi yomweyo amalira belu. Ndi madzulo odabwitsa, odabwitsa kwambiri ...
- Ndikumvera.
"Moni," mawu a mkazi amamveka.
Kuwerengera ulemu. Munthuyo adzayankha ndipo kukambirana kudzayamba.
“Moni,” ndinayankha momvera.
Kalanga ine, ndine waulemu.
- Kodi muli ndi mphindi ziwiri kuti mutenge nawo gawo pa kafukufuku wa chikhalidwe cha anthu?
- Ayi.
Ndinaika iPhone yanga mthumba mwanga. Sindingathe kugwira ntchito, ndilibe malingaliro okhudza khodi ya cholowa - ndimangokhala mutu wanga uli m'manja mwanga. Ndipo sindimadabwa nditamva belu la pakhomo likulira. Chinachake chinayenera kuchitika lero - sichingachitire mwina koma kuchitika. Poyamba zinali kupita ku izi.
Ndimayika dzanja langa pamfuti patebulo ndikuyang'ana mu kamera pang'onopang'ono. Ambuye kachiwiri? Anamuuza kuti achoke. Ndi yosatsutsika bwanji!
- Mukufuna chiyani? - Ndikunena motopa.
Kuchokera kwa oyankhula kumabwera:
“Munapempha kuti mupulumutsidwe, ndipo ndinakupulumutsani.” Anapemphanso kuti amveketse bwino. Ndakubweretserani uphungu. Tsegulani chitseko chonde.
- Muli nokha? - Ndikufotokozera, osadziwa chifukwa chake.
“Ndine wautatu, koma zimatenga nthaŵi yaitali kufotokoza,” akuyankha kuseri kwa chitseko. - Lingalirani chimodzi.
- Komabe, sindimalola alendo kulowa mnyumbamo.
- Ine sindine munthu.
Ndatopa, ndakhumudwa komanso ndakwiya, koma ndilibe mphamvu. Sindingathenso kukana choikidwiratu, chomwe chandipangira chilichonse. Ndipo ndikuphwanya.
"Nditsegula chitseko tsopano," ndikunena motsimikiza ndikulowetsa maikolofoni. - Ngati simuli nokha, Ambuye, mupeza pulasitala wa mpiru m'mphuno mwanu. Ngati mupanga kusuntha kwadzidzidzi, chinthu chomwecho. Mumalowamo ndi manja anu atakwezedwa, manja akuyang'ana kwa ine. Ngati china chake chikuwoneka chokayikitsa kwa ine, ndimawombera mosanyinyirika. Kodi mukumvetsa zonse, hule?
“Ndamva,” amabwera kudzera mwa okamba nkhani.
- Kenako bwerani.
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