Dzina langa ndine Ivan Shkodkin. Ndimagwira ntchito komanso ndimakhala ngati wopanga mapulogalamu ndipo tsopano ndimapuma. Ndipo monga momwe zimayembekezeredwa, panthawi yopuma koteroko maganizo osiyanasiyana amabwera m'maganizo.
Mwachitsanzo: podziwa chinenero cha mapulogalamu omwe mumalembamo, ndikhoza kunena: kumene munachokera, mudayenda nthawi yayitali bwanji, chinenero chanu chinakwiyitsa bwanji ndikukusangalatsani, komwe mukupita. Ndimakumbukira bwino chilankhulo changa choyamba cha pulogalamu ndili ndi zaka 4: inali nyundo. Ndikukumbukira momwe ndinagwiritsira ntchito nyundo kutembenuza silinda ya altimeter ya ndege yankhondo kukhala kyube (agogo anga anabweretsa kuchokera kwinakwake kuchokera ku bwalo la ndege la asilikali pafupi).
1. Yambani
Nyundoyo inali chida chamatsenga. Ndikhoza kupanga chinthu chilichonse kukhala kyubu kapena ndege. Ndinkatha kuchita zozizwitsa pomenyetsa misomali ndi galasi losweka. Anthu oyandikana nawo nyumba anali kukuwa:
- Khazikitsani mwana wanu! Palibe mtendere chifukwa cha mkwiyo wake!
Koma amayi anga ankandiyankha kuti:
- Mwana, ukatola nyundo, nyundo msomali mpaka kumutu!
Ndipo ndinagoletsa!
Ndi nthawi yopita kusukulu. Ndinali ndi mwayi: m'tawuni yathu munali sukulu yabwino kwambiri yomwe inali ndi gulu la makompyuta. Panali ma BC ndi Corvettes kumeneko, panali netiweki yapafupi ndi chosindikizira cha Robotron-100. Koma monga mwa nthawi zonse, sukuluyi inali yodula, ndipo kufika kumeneko kunali kovuta. Mwanjira ina ndinafika kumeneko. Kuyambira pa Seputembala 1, ndidakhala pansi kwa wopanga mabuku. Kumeneko ndinakumana ndi "Schoolgirl". Ndakumana ndi zilankhulo zosiyanasiyana m'moyo wanga, koma sindidzaiwala izi. Ndinaphunzitsa “Schoolgirl” kuphethira pa sikirini, ndipo anandiphunzitsa kuzungulira. Ndinaphunzitsa “Mtsikana Wasukulu” kunena kuti “Moni, dziko!”, ndipo anandiphunzitsa kutonthoza. Koma panalinso ana oipa. Makolo awo anali kunja ndipo anawagulira Apple Lisa 2. Anachitira aliyense modzikuza, ankanyoza wina aliyense. Ndipo tsiku lina, munthu wina m’kalasimo analemba pulogalamu yabwino kwambiri imene, poyankha kulowetsa dzina, inasonyeza mawu akuti: “Lemba kachidindo, Vanya! Lembani!” ndipo ndinagwidwa ndi mphezi. Kuyambira nthawi imeneyo, ziribe kanthu zomwe ndinachita, ndinalemba code.
Ndinalemba code m'mutu mwanga ndikupita ndi kubwera kuchokera kusukulu. Ndinalemba kachidindo ndikupita kusitolo, kutulutsa zinyalala, kapena kutsuka pamphasa. Ndinachita izi nthawi zonse. Ngakhale agogo amwambo pakhomo, pamene ndinawadutsa, ananena mwanzeru kuti: “Ndipo mnyamata uyu amadziŵa kulemba ma code!”
Sukulu idawuluka mwachangu, ndikupuma kamodzi, ndipo mchaka chomaliza, makolo adabweretsa IBM XT ku imodzi mwazambiri zathu. Liwiro, magwiridwe antchito azithunzi. Ndipo khadi la phokoso la Adlib pa basi ya ISA ... Ndinazindikira kuti makinawa adzalanda dziko lapansi. Nditafika kwa makolo anga, ndinawauza motsimikiza kuti ndidzagwira ntchito m'chilimwe, kuchita chilichonse chimene ndikufuna, koma ndinafunikira galimotoyi. Makolo anga anachita mantha ndi chisangalalo changa, koma moyenerera anaganiza kuti ndipatsidwe mpata ndipo analonjeza kuti andiwonjezerako ndalamazo, ngakhale poganizira kuti inali zaka za m'ma 90.
Mayeso omaliza anakhoza, ndipo popeza kuti makolo anga anali anthu ochuluka kuposa anthu wamba, ndinalibe chosankha chochuluka: ndinayenera kupita ku yunivesite. Ndinapambana mayeso olowera popanda kupita ku maphunziro aliwonse okonzekera, ndipo mwanjira ina ndinapeza njira yanga mu dipatimenti ya sayansi ya makompyuta. Kumeneko ndinapeza Modula-2. Ndinayamba kutenga nawo mbali mu gulu la mapulogalamu a sukulu, komwe ndinawonetsa zotsatira zabwino. Gulu lathu linapambana komaliza pampikisano wautumiki. Ndipo ngakhale wamkuluyo, akulira ndi chisangalalo, yemwe nthawi zonse amakwiya kuti kulibe ma monads, kutsekedwa ndi ma lambdas mu Moduli, kutembenukira kwa mphunzitsi wa timu misozi, adati: "Chabwino, mwana wa buluyu akuthamanga bwanji!"
Yunivesite inadutsa ngati tsiku limodzi. Ndipo patatsala miyezi isanu ndi umodzi kuti titsirize maphunziro awo, amalonda a ebony adayamba kufika ku dipatimentiyo motsatizana. Anayang'ana chilichonse, kununkhiza, kusankha ophunzira apamwamba kwambiri. Ndipo kotero, tsiku lolandira dipuloma yanga, mwamuna wina wolemekezeka chotero anabwera kwa ine, akundipatsa khadi la bizinesi ndikufunsa kuti:
- Mwana, mwaganiza kale za tsogolo lanu?
Khadi la bizinesi linati "Galera Production Limited." Bwana wokhutitsidwa ndi jekete yabwino, nyumba paphewa lake lakumanzere, galimoto yapamwamba kumbuyo kwake, ndi nambala yafoni chabe. Ndinaganiza, bwanji osatsanulira?
2. Gali
Nditangodutsa pakhomo la galley, woyang'anira malonda nthawi yomweyo anandiukira:
-N'chifukwa chiyani wayimirira pano, noob? Ndikulipirani agogo! Chabwino, tiyeni tipite kukachita zoipa mwachangu! ..
Ndinaganiza kuti silinali lingaliro labwino kwambiri - ndinalibe nthawi yoti ndipeze ntchito ndipo tsiku loyamba ndinalalata.
Tinali ndi malo aakulu otseguka. Kumanja kwanga kunali mnyamata wina wakuda wa mchigawo chomwechi. Anandilonjera kaye:
- Moni, dzina langa ndine Sanya Banin. Ndipo aliyense amanditcha Banya.
“Moni, dzina langa ndine Ivan Shkodkin, ndipo aliyense amanditcha Ivan Shkodkin,” ndinayankha.
Komabe, tinkawoneka ngati zitsiru ziŵiri, chifukwa aliyense anali ndi baji yolendewera pachifuwa. Galley corporate ethics, ayi.
Tsiku linayamba ndi msonkhano. Tinaloweza nyimbo zoimbira, kuimba nyimbo zopusa, kubwereza zinyalala zamtundu uliwonse mobwerezabwereza ndi kuyankha mafunso onse: “Inde, ndikuwona, ndichita.” Nthawi ina ndimaganiza kuti awa sanali malo oyipa: makeke, tiyi, zochitika zamasewera. Muyenera kungochita chilichonse chomwe mwafunsidwa panthawi yake komanso munthawi yake. Tsiku lina bwana wathu adatipatsa ntchito yokonza nthawi yomanga polojekiti. Ine mwanjira inayake sindinaganizire zambiri za momwe ndingachitire mwachangu. Zolemba zingapo chabe, kufanana, ndikulumikiza makina a Bani. Ntchitoyi idakumana nthawi zambiri mwachangu, zomwe ndidauza mkuluyo nthawi yomweyo.
-Ndiwe chitsiru? Kodi mukuganiza kuti sitinadziwe momwe tingachitire izi mwachangu? Inde, tonse tidzachotsedwa ntchito! Chabwino, nthawi yomweyo ndinasokoneza gululo ndikubwerera ku chiwembu cham'mbuyo!
Mwachionekere, ndinamuwopadi woyang’anira ameneyo, chifukwa nthaŵi yomweyo ndinasamutsidwa ku dipatimenti ina. Madzulo, ndikumwa mowa ndi madzi a mphesa mu cafe, ndinauza anzanga za izi.
- Ndikusamutsidwa kuchoka ku kuyesa kupita ku kupanga. Ili ndi dziko losiyana kotheratu. - Munali chete chete muholoyo ... Wina wa holoyo adati:
- Mverani upangiri wanga wabwino: mukatulutsa ntchito yopanga, musakhale ngwazi. Ingonenani kuti ndinu wopanga mapulogalamu, osati katswiri wothandizira zaukadaulo.
Madzulo anatha mwakachetechete.
3. Zogulitsa
Kuyambira tsiku loyamba, kunali kotentha mu dipatimenti yamalonda. Kutumiza kwakukulu kotsatira kunali kukonzekera. Ine ndi Banya tinafika kwa bwana watsopano, ndipo nthawi yomweyo anayamba kutiphunzitsa za moyo:
- Ndiye, anyamata. Ndili ndi malamulo awiri okha mu dipatimenti yanga. Choyamba. Yendetsani mayeso ngati kuli kotheka. Modular, kuphatikiza, chilichonse!
Kenaka wothandizira wake akuphulika mofuula kuti ma seva onse adzaza ndipo zambiri ziyenera kudulidwa. Bwanayo adalamula kuti agule ma seva mumitambo ya Amazon, koma osadumphadumpha.
Nditamuyang’ana, ndinauza Bana motsitsa mawu kuti: “Zikuoneka kuti bwana wathu ndi wanzeru.”
Nthawi yomweyo bwana uja adayankha natibwerera:
- Inde, ndili ndi malamulo a 2 mu dipatimenti yanga. Choyamba ndi mayesero. Ndipo chachiwiri, musayese ngakhale kuchita chinthu chopusa, monga kudzilembera nokha kapena kukhathamiritsa mwaukali. Ndidzakuphani nonse awiri ndi manja anga.
Chomwe ndimakonda pakupanga chinali choti nthawi zonse pamakhala chochita. Abwana nthawi zonse amamva kuti nsikidzi zina zimawonedwa mu pulogalamuyo. Nthawi zonse ankanena kuti:
- Imani, nonse. Taonani zipika!
Ndi zomwe tinachita. Anyamata ndi atsikana abwino kwambiri m’dzikoli ankagwira ntchito m’dipatimenti yathu. Banya wochokera ku Arzamas, Kolya wochokera ku Chernyakhovsk, Lera wochokera ... Sindikukumbukira komwe Lera anachokera.
Ndipo tsopano tsiku lomasulidwa lafika.
Mwadzidzidzi, mafoni onse othandizira adayamba kulira. Ndemanga zokwiya pabwalo lothandizira zidaphulika ndi mphamvu ya mabomba. Ndemanga m'manyuzipepala apadera anali ngati mabomba. Inali gehena.
Tinakonza nsikidzi ngati zopenga, tinakhala maola 4 usiku muofesi, tinakonza zolakwika m'magulu, tinachita zomwe tingathe. Abwanawo anali ndi ndevu, maso ndi masaya anali otukumuka, ndipo ifenso tinali nazo. Titatulutsa phukusi la zigamba, tinatha kutulutsa mpweya.
Chaka chatsopano
Chaka Chatsopano chilichonse chikubwera, mphoto zinkaperekedwa kumalo owonetsera. Ndipo adawalanga. Zodabwitsa ndizakuti, ndinadalitsidwa ndi bonasi yabwino. Panali holo yaikulu ya madyerero, Wofunika Kwambiri anaitana aliyense amene anali pandandandawo ndi kuwapatsa maenvulopu. Nthawi yanga idafika, ndinagwira chanza kwa Sam ndipo adandifunsa funso:
- Amati cholakwika chanu chapulumutsa mtambo wonse kuti usagwe? Ndikufuna kuwona code yanu...
Zopusa. Ndani adamuuza izi?! Ndimatsegula piritsi ndikuwonetsa malo awa. Kumene mkuluyo amachitira ndi kukulitsa maso ake ndikunena kuti: "Chabwino, mwana ... Chabwino, ndiwe scammer ...". Amati glitch iyi idapulumutsa kampaniyo ma ruble mamiliyoni makumi ambiri, kampaniyo idawonjezera phindu lake pantchito.
Nditatuluka ndinakumana ndi abwana athu, onse oledzera, oledzera komanso amwano.
- Kodi adakupatsani bonasi? Inu? Kosyachnik? Oberonschik? Kwa iwo omwe sanawerenge Code Perfect ndi Steve McConnell?
- Inde, iwo anatero.
- Chabwino, izi ndizabwino kwambiri!
Ndipo chef wochita bwibwibwibwi anayamba kugwa chammbali. Anakhala mwini mendulo ya golide.
Zoyenera kuchita? Ndinamugwira paphewa ndikupita ku cafe ya opanga mapulogalamu omwe anali pafupi. Anthu amitundu yonse analipo kale, akukuwa ndi kufuula, okonzeka kukondwerera Chaka Chatsopano mu maola angapo. Pazifukwa zina aŵirife tinali osasangalala. Kupsinjika maganizo ndi khama limene ndinapirira zinakhudza mbali zonse za thupi langa. Tinakhala patebulo ndi atsikana okongola ndipo kukambirana kunayamba pang'onopang'ono.
Mtsikana:
- Anyamata, mumakonzekera chiyani?
"Ndimakonda FreePascal," mkulu
"Ndipo ndili pa Oberon," ndinatero.
Mtsikana wachiwiri adandiyang'ana ngati ndine chitsiru.
-Kodi ndinu okwanira? Palibe ngakhale ma generics kumeneko?! Palibe zingwe ngati mtundu womangidwa?! Vuto lanu ndichiyani?
Bwanayo anaimirira n’kundiuza kuti: “Tiyeni tikapume mpweya. Zili ngati zosokoneza apa. "
Tinaganiza kuti tisabwerere ku cafe. Chipale chofewa cha Chaka Chatsopano chinali kugwa mwaulesi ndipo kawirikawiri kuchokera pamwamba, zowombera moto zinkawombera patali ndipo kulira kwachisangalalo kunkamveka.
- Chabwino, n'chifukwa chiyani munamuuza kuti pulogalamu pa Oberon?
- Inu nokha, Alexander Nikolaevich, munayamba poyamba. Chipinda chonse chidauzidwa za FreePascal ...
Mkuluyo adapitilizabe filosofi koma pamutu wopanda pake:
- Ayi, mwamva? Agile izi, agile kuti, agile adzakumasulani! Mwamva?! MASULIDWA! Agile sizingathandize konse. Ndiye ndipsompsone pa bulu wanga wakale watsitsi!
Kawirikawiri, sanakonde pamene FreePascal imatchedwa "pascakal", monga momwe sindinachitire pamene adanena za Oberon kuti sitima yake yachoka.
4. Kampani yake
Panthawi ina ndinaganiza kuti kunali koyenera kukonza kampani yanga ndi dzina losavuta.
Ndinayesera kuti ndipambane ma tender, kutenga nawo mbali pamipikisano, koma mwanjira ina zonse sizinayende. Zikuoneka kuti kukhala mtsogoleri sikophweka nkomwe. Ndipo ndinayamba kale kuganiza kuti galley ndi malo otentha.
Kenako ndikupeza kuti bwana wakaleyo adapuma pantchito. Ndinamuuza, ndikumuwonetsa za lingaliro langa, adagwedezeka ndipo anati:
-Lando. Osayembekeza kuti ndikuyitanani bwana!
- Inde, bwana! - Ndinayankha.
Ndipo zinthu zinayenda bwino. Anadziwa zinthu zambiri zomwe sindimadziwa. Osati kunena kuti tinapeza miliyoni, koma tinayamba kupeza chinachake. Koma zinathabe zoipa. Chifukwa cha Obama wotembereredwa, ndalama zosinthira ruble zidatsika, mitengo idakwera, zovuta zidafika ndipo kukwera kwa mawondo ake kunatha. Ntchito za kampaniyo zidayenera kuyimitsidwa, abwana adapita ku galley ina. Zachisoni, koma mapulani anali otani ...
5. Chophimba
Nthawi ina ndinapeza mwana wanga wamkazi akuwonera kanema wa YouTube woperekedwa kwa Component Pascal. Wowonetsayo adafotokoza momveka bwino momwe angagwiritsire ntchito zolemba zowonjezera, njira zokulirapo komanso njira zomaliza. Ali ndi zaka 14, amawona zinthu zomwe adakulira ku koleji kokha. Nyundo yake ndi yaluso kwambiri, yamphamvu, komanso yopepuka. Mbadwo wake udzaponya misomali mwaluso kuposa wanga. Ndinaganiza kuti m'zaka zina za 20, techno-fuckery pamutu wa goroutines motsutsana ndi ulusi ku Erlang zidzawoneka ngati zopanda pake komanso zopanda pake. Kapena mwina sangatero.
Eh... nditsegula ZX-Spectrum yanga!)
Bun kwa mood:
PS Zikomo kwambiri Robert Zemeckis ndi gulu lake chifukwa cholimbikitsidwa.
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