“Mmene mungayendetsere anthu aluntha. Ine, Nerds ndi Geeks" (buku laulere la e-book)

Moni, okhala ku Khabro! Tinaona kuti kunali koyenera osati kugulitsa mabuku okha, komanso kugawana nawo. Kubwereza kwa mabuku omwewo kunali apa. Mu positi palokha pali gawo la "Attention Deficit Disorder in Geeks" ndi buku lokha.

Lingaliro lalikulu la bukuli "Weapon of the South" zosavuta kwambiri koma zodabwitsa kwambiri. Kodi chikanachitika ndi chiyani ngati Kumwera kukanakhala ndi gulu lonse la ma AK-47 pa Nkhondo Yapachiweniweni Kumpoto ndi Kumwera? Ngati tipanga zomwe zili m'buku lonse mwachidule, akanapambana. Ndipo ndi zophweka! Wolemba - Harry Turtledove - adaganiza kuti asagwiritse ntchito maulendo a nthawi ndi zakudya zina zomwe ankakonda za sayansi yopeka; amangolemba motere: “Fulumirani! Kumwera kwapambana! ZA! Nanga atani tsopano ndi ukapolo wonsewu?

Ndikukhulupirira kuti anthu omwe ali ndi chidwi ndi Nkhondo Yapachiweniweni adzasangalala kwambiri ndi bukuli, koma siloyenera kwa iwo omwe, monga ine, akuvutika ndi Geek Attention Deficit Disorder. Ndikuwerenga, chikhalidwe changa chosavulazachi chinadziwonetsera kwathunthu nthawi zonse pamene zinadziwika kuti zomwe zikanatsatira zinali kufotokozera mwatsatanetsatane za moyo kapena makhalidwe abwino a nthawi imeneyo muzochitika zina za Nkhondo Yachiweniweni ... Ndipo tsopano ndiri kugona kale... ZzZzZzzZZZzz.

Nthawi zambiri, "Weapons of the South" ndimawerenga osangalatsa, komabe ndidadzipeza ndikudikirira mobwereza bwereza: "Chabwino, zonse ndi zomveka. Kodi mutuwu ukhala mpaka liti?" Pamene ndinayandikira mapeto a bukhuli, zinaonekeratu kuti oyendayenda a nthawi yamtsogolo sangawonekere ndikuyanjanitsa Kumpoto ndi Kumwera mothandizidwa ndi chida chodabwitsa chamtsogolo. Eh... Ndinakhumudwa. Inde. Ndendende! Inde, ndine wokondwa kuti Purezidenti Lee adaphunzira phunziro lake ndikuyamba kuthetsa ukapolo mwiniwake, koma ... ma lasers ali kuti? Ndikukupemphani…

Hei anthu! Ndine chibwibwi! Ndikufuna chiwembu chothamanga kwambiri, chofotokozedwa mwachidule, mwachidule komanso champhamvu. Ndipatseni Copeland, ndipatseni Calvin ndi Hobbes, ndipatseni Asimov, ndipatseni Watchmen. Ndikufuna nkhani ngati izi chifukwa ndimavutika kwambiri ndi Geek Attention Deficit Disorder.

Ngati simunatseke bukuli pano, ndiye kuti nanunso mukuvutika ndi mtundu wina wa Geek Attention Deficit Disorder kapena matenda ena amaganizidwe ofanana. Tiyeni tiwone!

Pakali pano, ikani bukhu lanu, imirirani ndikupita ku desiki yanu. Kodi ndi zinthu zingati zomwe munapanga nthawi yomaliza yomwe munali kuno? Inemwini, ndinali ndi Slack messenger yotseguka, ndimamvetsera nyimbo kuchokera ku Spotify, kenako ndidalowetsedwa m'mafayilo angapo omwe adagawidwa kuchokera kumagulu osiyanasiyana, ndinali ndi Chrome yotsegulidwa ndi ma tabo atatu, pomwe ndidawonera malonda pa E * TRADE, ndikukhazikitsa seva ya WordPress. ndipo werengani za mafilimu omwe amasonkhanitsidwa kumapeto kwa sabata. Ndipo si zokhazo! Ndinali ndi iMessage ndi Tweetbot yotseguka, yomwe zambiri za ma cookies atsopano komanso opambana kwambiri a anzanga anali kuyenda mosangalala, komanso ndinali ndi mawindo awiri otseguka kumene ndinalemba malingaliro pa kuphatikizika kwaposachedwa mumitundu yosiyanasiyana ya ntchito. Inde! Ndilembanso mutuwu kachiwiri!

Abale, izi sizochita zambiri. Ichi ndi vuto lalikulu la Attention Deficit Disorder. Nthawi zambiri sinditha kugwira ntchito pakompyuta mpaka nditakhala ndi ntchito zosachepera zisanu nthawi imodzi. Ngati mumawerengera zinthu zosiyanasiyana monga momwe ndimachitira, ndiye kuti mumadwalanso Syndrome iyi. Izi mwamtheradi zapadera Syndrome!

Kuzindikira "Geek"

Amayi anga anali oyamba kundipeza ndi Geek Attention Deficit Disorder. Izi zinali chakumapeto kwa zaka za m'ma 90. Tsiku lina adandibweretsera chakudya chamadzulo kuchipinda changa (ndine geek), komwe ndidalembapo kanthu kwa anzanga mosangalala pamacheza akale pa IBM XT yanga (ndine geek wapamwamba), ndikumvera nyimbo (mwina Flock of Seagulls, ine yemweyo mulingo wa geek ++) ndipo ndinayang'ana "Back to the Future" ndi phokoso lozimitsidwa (giiiiick weniweni!). Amayi ananenapo zimene zinkachitika motere: “Kodi mungaike bwanji maganizo anu pa chinachake pamene zonsezi zikukuchitikirani nthawi imodzi?” Ndinawauza kuti, “Amayi, sindingathe kumvetsera popanda phokoso lonseli!”

Kukhalapo kwa Geek Attention Deficit Disorder m'moyo wanu komanso kuuma kwake kumadalira momwe mumalumikizirana ndi kuchuluka kwa chidziwitso chomwe chimabwera kwa inu kudzera munjira zonse kuti muthetse ludzu lanu laukadaulo watsopano. Mwinamwake muli ndi njira zitatu:

1. "Mwatuluka." Mulibe TV ndipo n’zokayikitsa kuti mukuwerenga mutuwu mpang’ono pomwe.

2. Mumalandira zomwe zili mkati. Ndikakufunsani kuti muwerenge mazenera omwe mwatsegula pa kompyuta yanu, munganene kuti, "Imodzi. Wothandizira wanga wa imelo kuti awerenge bokosi langa, "kapena dzikhazikitseni chikumbutso kuti muwerenge mazenera anu mutawerenga mutuwu. Mwinamwake, muli ndi ndondomeko yomwe mungathe kufika ndi dzanja lanu kuchokera kumene mwakhala panopa.

3. Mumalandila zokhutiritsa “monga zapaipi yamoto.” Tsamba la msakatuli, tabu ya messenger, nyimbo tsiku lonse ndi TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER. Geek chidwi deficit disorder! Ndakondwa kukumana nanu!

Kukhalapo kwa Geek Attention Deficit Disorder mwa anzanu ndikosavuta kuyang'ana. Nachi chiyeso chosavuta: Funsani mnzanuyo chilolezo chokhala pakompyuta yake ndikuyamba kuchotsa zonse zomwe zili padesiki yake. Sunthani chizindikiro apa, sinthani zenera pamenepo. Ngati bwenzi lanu likuyang'anani mwakachetechete pa kompyuta yake, ndiye kuti alibe Geek Attention Deficit Disorder. Koma ngati amakanda mutu wake ndikuyamba kuchita mantha mukasuntha chithunzicho ma pixel 12 kumanja, ndiye kuti Geek Attention Deficit Disorder ikugwira ntchito bwino pano. Mulimonsemo, sungani manja anu pa kompyuta yake!

Kusintha kwa Context

Mutha kuganiza kuti kuthekera koyambira kumbuyo kwa Geek Attention Deficit Disorder ndikochita zambiri, ndipo ndi zoona. Geeks okhala ndi Attention Deficit Disorder ndiwodabwitsa ochita zinthu zambiri, koma uku si kuthekera kwawo kwakukulu. Kukhoza kwawo kwakukulu ndikutha kusintha zinthu.

Lingaliro lakusintha kwazinthu ndiye chinsinsi chomvetsetsa Geek Attention Deficit Disorder. Ndi lingaliro losavuta kwambiri. Kuti muganizire pa chinachake, muyenera kuthera nthawi ndi mphamvu zina kuti ubongo wanu ukhale wabwino. Ganizirani momwe mumawerengera nthawi zambiri New York Times Loweruka m'mawa. Muli ndi khofi wanu, zovala zanu zogona bwino, sofa yanu, ndipo nthawi yomweyo mumalowa mu zomwe akunena, zilizonse. Iyi ndi nkhani yanu.

Tsopano taganizirani kuti pakati pa nkhani yomwe mukuwerengayo, ndikuchotsani nyuzipepala m'manja mwanu ndikuyatsa CNN, kumene, mwamwayi, pali lipoti la chinthu chomwecho chimene mwangowerenga.

Chani? Zopusa! Nanga chinachitika ndi chiyani?

Mwangokumana ndi kusintha kosintha. Sizinali zoipa kwenikweni chifukwa TV inali kusonyeza nkhani yomwe munawerenga m’nyuzipepala. Inali chabe sing'anga yosiyana - mitu yolankhulira pawailesi yakanema komanso nkhani zokhumudwitsa pansi pazenera.

Komabe, ndizokwiyitsa, chabwino? Iwalani chifukwa chomwe ndakulanda nyuzipepala m'manja mwanu. Tsopano ndikulankhula za kusintha kwa malingaliro kuchokera pakuwerenga kupita ku njira yowonera. Kusintha kumeneku kumatenga nthawi. Mufunika nthawi ya izi, koma geek wamba yemwe ali ndi Attention Deficit Disorder amangodziwonera yekha kusinthana, ndipo ndizo zonse. M'malo mwake, pali kuthekera kwakukulu kuti pamphindi ino akugaya nkhani zonse zamasiku ano zomwe zikubwera kwa iye kuchokera kumakanema osiyanasiyana mwachisawawa.

Wonyamula Geek Attention Deficit Disorder amasiyana ndi anthu ena chifukwa kusintha kwake kumachitika mosazindikira. Kusinthasintha kwamaganizidwe a geek amakula bwino chifukwa amathera moyo wake wonse akusintha chidwi pakati pa mitsinje yosagwirizana ya data, kuyesera kutulutsa tanthauzo kuchokera kuphokoso lalikulu la chidziwitso kuti amve zomwe zili zofunika kwa iye.

Aliyense akhoza kuchita zambiri. Koma onyamula Geek Attention Deficit Disorder amachita modabwitsa. Amakhala ndi chidwi chofuna kupeza ndikusanthula zambiri mwachangu.

Kugwiritsa Ntchito Moyenera kwa Geek Attention Deficit Disorder

Ndikulemba za Geek Attention Deficit Disorder ngati kuti ndi chizindikiro cha freaks yodziwika bwino ... chomwe chiri. Kodi mungatani kuti mupirire m'dziko limene anthu ofalitsa nkhani amakukakamizani nthawi zonse? Umakhala waluso kwambiri pakuwongolera kayendedwe ka chidziwitso. Pano ndili ndi uthenga wabwino wowonjezera kwa inu.

• Anthu omwe sakhudzidwa ndi Geek Attention Deficit Disorder amakhulupirira kuti onyamula matendawa sangathe kuika maganizo awo chifukwa (tiyang'aneni ife!) Chisamaliro chawo chimabalalika. Chonde siyani kuwonekera pazida zosiyanasiyana! Wayamba kundipweteka mutu. Izi sizowona! Onyamula a Geek Attention Deficit Disorder ali ndi kuthekera kodabwitsa koyang'ana chidwi chawo pazomwe iwo asankha ngati cholinga chawo. Ngakhale kuti izi sizinthu zathu zokhazikika komanso zachilengedwe, ndipo (inde!) nthawi zina zimatitengera nthawi yayitali kuposa anthu ena kuti tilowe mu Zone (zambiri za Zone mu Mutu 36), koma tikakhala kumeneko, ... Wow! Oo!
• Intaneti imapangidwira iwo omwe ali ndi Geek Attention Deficit Disorder. Kaya ndikuphulika kodabwitsa kwa chidziwitso chomwe chikutuluka muzakudya zanu zambiri, kapena kuchuluka kwa mapulogalamu omwe akungofuna kutengera nthawi yanu pang'ono, intaneti imadziwa za kukhalapo kwa Geek Attention Deficit Disorder. Amadziwa kuti tsamba lililonse labwino komanso pulogalamu iliyonse yabwino ikhoza kupangidwa kuti iyankhe osati funso, "Kodi mukufuna kudziwa zinazake?" Koma funso, "Kodi ndingamvetsere mpaka liti?"
• Geek Attention Deficit Disorder ikhoza kukhala ndi zotsatira zabwino pa ntchito yanu. Kodi munayamba mwagwirapo ntchito poyambira? Kodi munatulutsapo mapulogalamu? Kodi masabata omaliza asanakhazikitsidwe ali bwanji? Timawatcha "kubowola moto" chifukwa aliyense akuthamanga ngati wamisala ndikuchita zamtundu uliwonse mwachisawawa, zopanda nzeru. Zikatere, Geek Attention Deficit Disorder imakhala cholakwika chifukwa imachepetsa mphamvu zomwe zimafunikira pakusintha.
• Ngati nyumba yomwe mumagwira ntchito ikuyaka, thamangani ndikupeza munthu yemwe ali ndi ADD pansi panu. Sikuti idzangokuuzani kumene njira zotulukira mwadzidzidzi, ikupatsaninso malangizo othandiza amomwe mungapewere kutulutsa utsi, komanso kukupatsani chidziwitso chambiri chotheka kupulumuka moto m'nyumba zazitali. Zingatheke bwanji kuti katswiri wamkulu wa mapulogalamu azitha kudziwa zonsezi? Ndani akudziwa ... Ayenera kuti adawerenga izi pa Wikipedia zaka ziwiri zapitazo. Kapena mwina m'modzi mwa abwenzi ake apamtima ochokera ku New York ndi ozimitsa moto. Kodi izi zili ndi vuto bwanji tsopano? Zitha kupulumutsa moyo wanu kapena, mwina, kukupatsirani zinthu zambiri zofunikira nonse nonse musanayambe mwachangu ngati tchipisi.

Mbali zoyipa

Ndimalankhula za Geek Attention Deficit Disorder ngati cholakwika china cha pinki. Komabe, ilinso ndi mbali zoipa.

Choyamba, kupeza njira yanu yoyendetsera dziko lozungulira ndi ntchito yambiri, ndipo (pepani!) Mudzataya zambiri. Izi zidzakukwiyitsani, koma nthawi yomweyo zidzakulimbikitsani mphindi iliyonse kuti mufufuze "chinthu chanu chachikulu."

Kachiwiri, nthawi zambiri mudzawoneka ngati wodziwa zonse kwa ena. Yesetsani kuti musakhale wodziwa zonse. M'malo mwake, anthu ambiri sadziwa zambiri zopanda pake izi, nkhani zosiyanasiyana, zochitika zamakono, mfundo zosadziwika bwino komanso masamu ovuta. Ndipo anthu amenewa amakhala osangalala popanda iwo. Chifukwa chakuti ndinu "wodzaza pakamwa" ndi zatsopano komanso zabwino sizikutanthauza kuti aliyense akufuna kuzimva.

Mudzasowa kuleza mtima nthawi zonse mukamalumikizana ndi omwe asankha moyo wosiyana - wosiyana ndi moyo wa Geek Attention Deficit Disorder carrier. Nthaŵi ndi nthaŵi mudzayesa kugawana nzeru zanu zazing’ono ndi wina, koma kungogwedeza dzanja lanu pambuyo pa mphindi zinayi pamene zikuwonekeratu kuti: “Zoipatu! Sakumvetsa basi!" Pali kuthekera kuti adziwa zonse ndipo mukungodwala matenda omwe amakupangitsani kuti muyezedwe mu ma microseconds.

Kaya mukuvutika ndi Geek Attention Deficit Disorder kapena ayi, muyenera kumvetsetsa chinthu chimodzi. Sadzadutsa! M'badwo umene unayambitsa Geek Attention Deficit Disorder m'zaka za m'ma 80 ndi 90 wasinthidwa kale ndi m'badwo umene sunadziwepo dziko lopanda iwo, ndipo iwo adzakwiyitsidwa ndi chinachake chosiyana kwambiri.

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Source: www.habr.com