Kunali kuthira ngati zidebe panja. Pamakanema onse palibe chilichonse koma kulankhula za mphamvu yosonkhanitsa mphepo yamkuntho. Ayenera kupita mtunda wa makilomita zana kupita kumpoto. Tidzakhala ndi mkuntho wabwinobwino wokhala ndi misewu yodzaza madzi, zingwe zamagetsi zotsika komanso mitengo yogwa.
Ndinkachita zinthu zabwinobwino. Ndinagwira ntchito m’maŵa, kenaka ndinathera tsiku lonse ndikuwuluka m’chipululu ndi ndege yankhondo. Anawombera ndege ya adani ndikumaliza ntchito ya usilikali kwa maola asanu.
Atakhutira, anatuluka pakhonde, kusonyeza ulemerero wake wachifumu ku dziko. N’zoona kuti palibe amene ankasamala, koma ndinkafuna kwambiri mphoto inayake. Ndinabwerera kunyumba. Anatenga matawulo a pepala m'dzanja limodzi ndi remote ya TV m'dzanja lina:
- Imbani Lee Chikondi.
Audio idalumikizidwa koyamba.
- Andrey, ndiwe? Moni. Ola lathunthu m'mbuyomo lero.
- Muli ndi nthawi?
- miniti yokha. Sindinavale konse.
- Chabwino. Osayiwala za magalasi.
Anapumira:
"Amandipweteka kwambiri maso." Tinkagwirizana nthawi ina iliyonse.
- Ndipo nthawi yomaliza ...
- Ndinali mwa iwo. Kodi simukukumbukira konse?
- Ndendende. Pepani.
Patapita mphindi imodzi kanema inayamba. Lee Love anali atakhala pabedi, atavala chovala choyera chowoneka bwino. Milomo yofiira yofiira pamilomo yopyapyala, tsitsi lakuda lolunjika bwino komanso maso opendekeka pang'ono aku Asia amtundu womwewo.
- Muli bwanji? - adafunsa mwachikondi.
- Lero ndawombera drone ya adani.
- Chabwino, ndiuzeni momwe zinakhalira, ndine wokondweretsedwa kwambiri.
"Ndipo ndikudabwa chomwe chiri pansi pa chovala chako."
Anamwetulira:
"Chilichonse chamkati mwa chovala changa ndi chanu."
Anatenga kangapo kokopa, kenako anavula mathalauza ake apinki mwaluso, kuwasiya akulendewera mwendo umodzi. Lee Love akudziwa kundiyatsa. Anabwera pafupi ndi kamera ndikuitsitsa pang'ono kuti dildo ya silikoni ilowe mu chimango. Ndinayang'ana zala zake zopyapyala, mayendedwe a milomo yake, koma koposa zonse ndimafuna kuwona maso ake.
- Ndiyang'aneni ine. Ndiyang'aneni ine.
Ndipo iye anayang'ana. Miniti, ziwiri, zitatu^Zinkawoneka kwa ine kuti ndinali pafupi, koma sizinali choncho. Mphindi zochepa zoyesayesa sizinaphule kanthu. Pomaliza, ndinatopa ndi:
- Valani magalasi akulu, chonde. Kwa miniti yokha.
- Zabwino.
Anatulutsa bokosi la buluu lathyathyathya patebulo la pa bedi pake. Ndinaviika magalasi mu njira yothetsera vutoli ndipo ndinakhala pansi kutsogolo kwa galasi, ndikuvala mosamala. Kanthawi pang'ono, maso awiri abuluu okhala ndi ana onga amphaka adandiyang'ana.
- Inde, potsiriza. Bwerani kuno msanga.
Kuyang'ana kwake kunakopeka, kudalowa m'chidziwitso chanu ndikupangitsa kuti mukhulupirire: zomwe amachita, amakuchitirani inu nokha. Ndidamva zala zake zopyapyala, milomo yake, lilime lake, komanso kukomoka kwa mano ake…o, ayi, ayi, osati tsopano… Inde!
Lee Love anapsyopsyona kamera. Pagalasilo panali chizindikiro cha lipstick.
- Ndikukhulupirira kuti mudakonda.
- Inde zikomo.
Lee Love anakomoka, ndipo ndinakhala pamenepo kwa nthawi yayitali, ndikulingalira maso amphaka a buluu. Ndinatulutsidwa m'maganizo mwanga ndi phokoso la uthenga watsopano.
"Wokondedwa bwenzi,
Ndili ndi lingaliro kwa inu. Inde, inu simuli mmodzi wa iwo... chabwino, ngati ayi. Chifukwa sindikuwona chilichonse chophwanya malamulo pazomwe ndimachita. Mosiyana ndi achinyengo amene amanyoza anthu ngati inu ndi ine. Koma timawasonyeza kuti ndife amphamvu. Kuti titha kukwaniritsa zolinga zathu ngakhale kuti amatida. Iyi ndi nyanja ya buluu.
Ndinafunsa akatswiri ambiri odziwika bwino ophunzirira makina, koma adakana lingaliro langa. Chabwino, sindisamala. Tikukhala m’dziko laufulu mmene anthu onga inu angathe kuchita bwino kuposa zitsiru zodzikuza.
Tiyenera kukumana ndi kukambirana za bizinesi pamaso pathu. Ndikuuzani chiyani. Sindingathe kupereka ndalama zambiri tsopano, koma ndikhulupirireni, palimodzi timapanga mamiliyoni. Ndi nyanja ya buluu, mzanga. Bwerani ku Glitch nthawi ya 9pm. "
Zikuwoneka ngati sipamu wamba, ndimalandira zotsatsa ngati izi tsiku lililonse. Ngati sichoncho ndi liwu limodzi: "Glitch."
The Glitch ndi malo odabwitsa. Kukhazikitsidwa kulikonse kumayesa kukopa makasitomala. Mpikisano. Nkhondo yofikira, kukwezedwa pamasamba ochezera, mapulogalamu apaulendo, mainjini osakira komanso m'moyo weniweni. Kankhirani zigongono mwamphamvu ndipo adzakuwonani. "Glitch," m'malo mwake, imabisala nthawi zonse. Palibe zotchulidwa pa intaneti. Mutha kufikako kudzera pa ma seva a anyezi. Koma ngakhale pano zovuta zikuyembekezera chidwi. Kusintha kwachisawawa kwa magalasi kumapangitsa kuti osonkhanitsa azitha kupereka zidziwitso zakale. Ndi wosuta wophunzitsidwa bwino yekha yemwe angagwire zomwe zikusowa pa intaneti. Galasi ili ndi zambiri za malo a IRL ndi nambala yofikira. IRL imasinthanso, koma osati pafupipafupi. Zowona zimachedwa.
Ngati wolemba kalatayo amadziwa kupeza "Glitch", ndiye kuti sali chabe spammer.
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Inde, "Glitch" ndi bungwe la anthu ake. Nostalgic vaporwave imamveka mkati. Ogula okondwa akumwetulira kuchokera pazikwangwani. Makanema akale amakanema amafalitsa nkhani yakuti: “Desert Storm” ndi zipolowe ku Los Angeles, nyumba yoyera yoyaka moto ku Moscow ndi September 11, ngozi ya ku Fukushima ndi kuphulitsidwa kwa mabomba kwa Syria. Zingwe zosatha za masoka m'malo otonthoza komanso otetezeka. Zili ngati pamene muli mwana kuyang'ana zithunzi pa TV, kuyembekezera gawo lotsatira la Pokemon.
Pali alendo atatu. Banja lili patebulo. Belle amandinyalanyaza mosapita m'mbali. Amabweretsa chibwenzi chatsopano ku Glitch sabata iliyonse. Onse amavutika kukambirana za nyengo. Simufunikanso kuchita chibwibwi pa nkhani zenizeni. Belle amakonda izi. "Glitch" ndi imodzi mwa mipiringidzo ya Darknet yoyamba, kotero akadali mwayi kufika pano, koma Belle amaphwanya malamulo ndipo samasamala.
“Tsiku lina mudzakokera nyani kuno n’kunena kuti wapeza njirayo,” akudandaula motero Jose, mwini wake wa malowo.
Ndi zokongola kwambiri, zamoyo zomwe zili pangozi. Monga Neanderthals," Belle akumwetulira.
Belle ndi chibwenzi chake ali otanganidwa kwambiri kuti asamvetsere kwa ine. Ndipo ndimakondwera kwambiri ndi munthu wachitatu yemwe wakhala patebulo lakutali pakati pa mtengo wa kanjedza mumphika ndi flamingo yapinki. Amavala magalasi ooneka ngati mtima ndi T-sheti yokhala ndi chivundikiro cha News pa album ya 11. Ali ndi kumwetulira kwa alendo opusa pa nkhope yake. Mano oyera ndi owongoka oterowo amangowonekera muzotsatsa. Kumapazi kwake kuli chikwama chachikale chakuda.
Umu ndi momwe ndinawonera Mike, mnyamata wansangala, akuyandama mu dziko lake lopenga. Anatuluka kuseri kwa tebulo ndikuthamangira kudzandigwira chanza:
- Ndinadziwa kuti mudzabwera. Ndinadziwa. Amati, amasamala za mbiri yawo. Bullshit amangochita mantha kwambiri. Nthawi zonse amazengereza. Koma inu simuli ngati iwo, sichoncho inu?
Ndinapumula, osakulitsa kwenikweni udindo wanga. Tiyeni tione zimene akunena.
- Mudzayitanitsa chiyani? - Jose adafunsa titangokhala patebulo. Amadziwa kuti ndimakonda Blue Dream, motero adalankhula ndi mlendoyo.
“Ingopirira,” Mike anatero mwachisawawa.
- Bwenzi, mukutsimikiza kuti mwafika pamalo oyenera? Kodi ndingakupezereni burger ina?
Mlendoyo anaseka, kukamwa kuli chitseko. Kuseka kwake kosalakwa, koyambitsa matenda kunakhudza Jose ngati chiguduli chofiira pa ng'ombe. Anayamba kupuma movutikira, akusankha mawu okhumudwitsa kwambiri m’maganizo mwake. Jose amadana ndi alendo odzaona malo. Akhoza kuthyola ndi kumponya panja pansewu. Kenako pitani mukadandaule za kusamalidwa bwino.
- Mpatseni yemweyo monga ine.
Zinali zotheka kuti asamuyimire mlendoyo, koma kuona momwe Jose angamuchitire. Koma mnyamatayo ankawoneka wopanda vuto.
Jose adandiyang'ana ndi maso aliuma, adatembenuka ndikulowera ku bar.
“Zam’kati, pasanathe ngakhale sabata ndipo ayamba kale kusuntha,” iye anatero, osasamala kwenikweni kuti amumva kapena ayi.
Mlendo adawonetsa chala chake:
- Wangwiro, munthu. Mungofunika kukwezedwa pang'ono. Anthu angakonde malowa.
"Fuck iwe," Jose adadandaula, akukweza nyimboyo, "denga lapenga kwambiri."
“Chotero, ndiuze dzina lako ndi nkhani yako,” ndinatero.
“Mike,” anadzitchula mwachidule. - Ndikupita molunjika ku mfundo ndikukuwonetsani, zomwe ndikufuna kuchitira anthu.
Mlandu unali patebulo. Kudina kuwiri, ndi zomwe zili mkati mwake zidawululidwa kwa ine: zida zingapo zama cylindrical. Zapulasitiki zosadziwika cholinga. Ndinatenga imodzi, yomwe inali yowonekera. Pali malupu awiri okhala ndi mikanda mkati. Mapeto ali ndi pulagi ya silicone yokhala ndi dzenje lokhala ngati milomo.
- Ndi chiyani? - Ndinafunsa, ngakhale ndinazindikira kale kuti ndinali ndi chidole kuchokera ku sitolo yogonana m'manja mwanga.
—Kodi sukuwona? - Mike adamwetulira.
- Ndikukhulupirira kuti ndi zatsopano?
“Ndawayesako kangapo chabe,” iye anayankha mosasamala ndi kutsamira pampando wake, “ndipo mukudziwa chiyani, Tingachite bwino kuposa izi.”
Ndinkangoona ngati kuli mdima, anthu odutsa osungulumwa, amene tinkawavutitsa kwambiri tikawauza kuti atipatse ntchito kwa XNUMX, koma Mike sankaganizira zimenezo.
- Kodi mukufuna kupanga makina ngati awa? - Ndinafunsa, ndikubwezera chinthucho mumlanduwo. Ine sindinatenge wina. Anauluza tsitsi lakuda patebulo.
- Zabwino! Ndikufuna kuchita bwino kuposa chipangizo chamagetsi chopusa ichi. Ndikufuna makina oti azigwira ntchito ngati munthu.
Ndinafotokozera Mike kuti ndinalibe chotsutsana ndi lingaliro lake, koma kuti ndikanakonda kuchita china chake chosangalatsa. Anagwedeza mutu mwachidwi, akundimvetsera, kenaka analankhula. Mwachidule: Dziko lapansi ladzaza ndi anthu omwe, pazifukwa zosiyanasiyana, alibe ogonana nawo: kulumala, kusowa nthawi yaulere, manyazi a banal, pamapeto pake. Anthu ambiri amagwiritsa ntchito dzanja lawo ndikudzimva kuti ali ndi mlandu chifukwa amadzikhutiritsa okha ... zomwe zingakhale chizindikiro chachikulu cha wotayika m'madera amasiku ano. Amatembenukira kuukadaulo kuti awathandize, koma kodi tingapereke chiyani? Njira zosokonekera zomwe zimakupangitsani kukhala wopanda kanthu. Pambuyo pake, munagwiritsidwa ntchito ndi makina opusa.
Mukuti, bwanji osaitana mkazi kapena mwamuna wamoyo kunyumba kwanu. Ntchito yakale kwambiri sinathe. Apa ndi pamene mkangano wa zachuma umayamba. Ndikumva chisoni ndi mtsikanayo yemwe pazifukwa zina adavomera kugwira ntchito yomwe sakudziwa kalikonse. Amatsamwitsa, amaluma, amaluma, ndipo nonse mumalakalaka kuti zithe posachedwa. Apanso, kukhumudwa kwenikweni m'malo mosangalala. Kuti mupeze chithandizo chabwino kuchokera kwa akatswiri, muyenera kulipira osachepera zana ... panthawi imodzi.
“Ndikulota,” Mike anamaliza motero. Anayimilira pakati pa kukhazikitsidwa, m'dzanja lililonse ndi silinda kuchokera pamlandu, - Ndili ndi maloto omwe munthu aliyense adzalandira ntchito yowombera kuchokera ku makina omwe adatengera zochitika zonse zaumunthu. Munthu aliyense padziko lapansi adzapeza chikhutiro ndi mtendere.
Munali chete ku Glitch. Ndiyeno munthu wamkulu Belle anali atakokera mkati anakankhira mmbuyo mpando wake nayimirira.
- Sindikumvetsa, akufuna kupanga makina ogwedeza? Inde, ndikukufunani tsopano...
Mike sanachedwe kuzipeza akulendewera mmwamba. Zoseweretsa zake zidagwa pansi. Bwenzi Bel anawapondereza ndi chidendene, ngati kafadala.
"Lekani," Belle adamulamula, koma anali atasokonezeka kale. Kanema wachidule wa sitima yomwe ikuuluka pansi idaseweredwa m'mutu mwanga.
"Ndikutulutsa mano tsopano." Udzakhala ukudziyamwa wekha, iwe wopusa. - bambo wamkuluyo adamenyetsa Mike kukhoma ndikukweza chibakera chodula pamutu pake.
Anayimitsidwa ndi kulira kwa mfuti yomwe ikubwera. Jose anayimirira kuseri kwa kauntala. Mgolo wa Winchester umaloza pamutu wa chibwenzi cha Belle. Adamwetulira kwinaku akumulondolera Mike.
"Mukandiwombera, nayenso adzamenyedwa."
"Sindisamala," Jose adayankha modekha. - Sindimakukondani nonse.
Belle adalowa pakati pawo.
- Chotsani mbiya. Ndipo inu mumamuika munthuyo m’malo mwake. Tikunyamuka.
Nthawiyi chigawengacho chinamvera, Belle anabwera pafupi nane moti ndinamva fungo la khungu lake. Buluu langa nthawi yomweyo linandithina. Maso abuluu okhala ndi ana amphaka adandiyang'ana:
- Andrey, mukufuna chiyani?
- Palibe. Ndili ndi msonkhano kuno.
Adapumira ndikutsata chibwezi chake cha Neanderthal.
- Kodi mukufunadi kuchita makinawa ndi munthu yense wamkati? Adafunsa choncho Jose uku akuchibweza chida pansi pa kauntala.
"Ndi zomwe ndikutanthauza," Mike anayankha, akuyang'ana kuwonongeka kwa magalimoto, "zoyipa, "A-class" sizinali zoipa kwenikweni.
Komabe, patapita masekondi angapo anamwetuliranso, ngati kuti palibe chimene chinachitika.
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Ndinayamba kukonzekera deta tsiku lotsatira. Mike ndi munthu wamba, ngakhale amapenga pamutu wake. Iye ananena kuti anakana m’njira zosiyanasiyana. Ena ankafuna kuchoka mwamsanga, akudera nkhaŵa za mbiri yawo. Ena anaseka, enanso anakhumudwa, koma palibe amene anamuganizira.
Kulemba mayendedwe a milomo yanga pavidiyo yotsatira, ndinaganizira za mbiri yanga. Zoonadi, ndine wantchito wapayekha ndipo ndimatha kugwira ntchitoyi mosadziwika. Komabe, kodi makasitomala angatani ngati atadziwa zomwe ndikuchita tsopano?
Maola asanu ndi limodzi a zolaula ndi kupuma kwa nkhomaliro ndi ... chabwino ... akadali zolaula. Sindinathe kukana. Mwa njira, zitatha izi zinakhala zosavuta kuti ndidziwonetse ndekha ndipo ntchitoyo inapita mofulumira.
Ndinaona zitsanzo zingapo. Mwachitsanzo, ochita zisudzo amuna amagwira ntchito mosiyana kwambiri ndi akazi. Ndidachita kumuimbira Mike ndikumufunsa ngati zomwe tidapangazo zidali za amuna okhaokha.
“Chabwino, mwina pambuyo pake,” iye anayankha, “koma tiyambira muholo yokulirapo.”
Kunena zowona, zolaula za gay zimandinyansa, kotero ndidazichotsa mokondwera pakusankhidwa.
Zinapezekanso kuti wojambula aliyense ali ndi kayendedwe kake kake, kawirikawiri katatu kapena kanayi, choncho ndikwanira kuwonera mavidiyo awiri kapena atatu kuti apange chizindikiro chonse. Ndinamuimbiranso Mike kumufunsa momwe anasankhira mavidiyo omwe adanditumizira komanso ngati ndingasinthe masankhidwewo.
— O, ndi chopereka changa chokha. Anayambira kusekondale. Khalani omasuka kusintha zosankha momwe mukufunira.
Ndilibe zokonda pa zolaula, kotero ndinayamba kufufuza mndandanda monga: Zosangalatsa zapakamwa za 100 nthawi zonse, 100 ntchito zabwino kwambiri zowombera chaka, osankhidwa a mphotho ya Banana, Mphotho ya Deep Throat ndi zina zotero.
Pamwamba pa mindandanda yonse panali dzina limodzi: Jessica Bright.
“Pali anthu amene amachita zosatheka. Jessica ndi mmodzi wa iwo. "
"Ndinagwira naye ntchito pa seti ya Survival Sex. Katatu koyambirira sizinanditengere kupitirira theka la miniti.”
Akhoza kumasewera ndi iwe, kapena akhoza kukupha mwankhanza. Mulimonsemo, iye ndi wabwino. "
Nditawerenga ndemanga, zala zanga zikunjenjemera ndi chisangalalo, ndinadina mbewa pa chithunzi cha mngelo wa blonde. Poyamba ndidayesa kuwerengera machitidwe, koma adachita zodabwitsa. Mwamsanga ndinasiya kuŵerengera ndipo ndinangoyang’ana luso lake mwachidwi.
Buluku langa lidafunda ndikunyowa. Kanemayo anapitiriza, ndipo ndinakhala opanda kanthu ndikuyang’ana kutsogolo. Ndili ndi zaka makumi atatu ndi ziwiri. Ndipo ndawonapo zolaula zokwanira kuziwona ngati zosangalatsa zakusekondale. “Sizingatheke kundidabwitsa,” ndinaganiza motero. Zonse chifukwa sindinamuwone Jessica.
Ndinakafika ku toilet ndikumupukuta misozi yomwe ndinakumana naye koyamba ndipo ndinamuimbiranso Mike kachitatu.
“Sitingathe kupanga chirichonse chonga icho,” ndinalongosola motero.
- Mwapeza mitundu ingati? - Mike anafunsa.
- Sindikudziwa, munthu. Sizokhudza mapangidwe.
- Zikuwoneka kuti mwangoyamba kukondana.
- Bullshit! Iye ali basi…iye basi…wapadera.
- Mapangidwe angati?
- Fuck iwe! Sizokhudza machitidwe!
Ndinadula foni podziwa kuti ntchito yanga ya Mike yatha. Chilichonse chomwe timapanga, makinawa adzakhala omvetsa chisoni kutsanzira munthu. Sichidzachititsa china koma chonyansa kwa amene amachigwiritsa ntchito. Tsopano n’zoonekeratu kuti n’chifukwa chiyani anthu ambiri anamukana. Lingaliro lachitsiru.
Meseji idafika pafoni kuchokera kwa Mike: "Tikumane ku Glitch, lero 6pm."
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Glitch yasuntha kale. Jose adawonjezera ma aligorivimu anzeru. Ndinawerenga za mmodzi wa iwo masabata angapo apitawo, ndipo iye anabwera ndi yachiwiri mwiniwake, kotero ine ndinayenera kuganiza. Sindinathe kufika XNUMX koloko madzulo. Mike anakhala mkati akuyasamula. Pafupi ndi pafupi panali bonge ndi zidebe zitatu za popcorn zopanda kanthu.
“O, zikuwoneka ngati ndabwera mofulumira kwambiri,” iye anatero ndikuseka chiseko chokhuthala, chofuka.
- Mvetserani, sindikuganiza kuti izi zigwira ntchito.
Mike anagwedeza mutu ndikutsitsa maso ake. Ndinkafuna kuti ndimuuze mawu angapo olimbikitsa, koma ndinangoponya manja n’kutembenuka n’kuchoka. Chitseko sichinatseguke. Kusisima kwa Jose kunabwera kuchokera kumbuyo kwake.
- Inde, ndinu kasitomala wokhazikika, koma ngati mubwera kuno kudzasangalala, kukhazikitsidwa sikungapirire mpikisano.
- Pepani, Jose.
Ndinkafuna kutenga tebulo laulere, koma Mike adagwedeza dzanja lake, kundiitanira kwake. Sindinakane. Mike ndi munthu wamkulu. Mwinamwake lingaliro lake lopenga lidzagwira ntchito tsiku lina, ndani akudziwa.
Mike anaika katundu wa muchombo mu ndowa za popcorn ndikulowa pa intaneti. Iye anang'ung'udza chinachake mwachisangalalo pansi pa mpweya wake ndipo mofulumira analemba manambala papepala.
-Mukutani?
- Dikirani. Ndiyenera kuwerengera chinachake.
Pa chidebe chilichonse ankalemba zotsatira za kuwerengera kwake ndipo anatsamira pampando wake. Ankawoneka wosangalala kwambiri.
— Onani manambala awa. Izi ndi zopindulitsa, zomwe makampani adapeza kuchokera ku zida zawo zakale.
Ndinayang'anitsitsa manambala. Mamiliyoni a madola.
- Mutha kuyang'ana zowerengera zanga ngati mukufuna. Anthu akugula zinthu zimenezo ndipo nzoona. Zowona zana limodzi. Mwinamwake akudziwa, chipangizocho sichiri changwiro, koma ali ndi chidwi komanso okondwa. Chifukwa chake musandiuze kuti sizigwira ntchito chifukwa mumakonda kugwedezeka pamanja.
Utsi wochuluka unasefukira mozungulira Mike ngati chifanizo cha chipambano cha mulungu wakale.
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Ndinabwerera kuntchito madzulo amenewo. Ndinaphunzira machitidwe a mazana ambiri ochita zolaula zolaula. Sindinakhazikitse zolinga zapamwamba za mtundu woyamba. Chinthu chachikulu ndikuyambitsa prototype.
Kwa ena, ntchito ndi kupambana, kupindula, ntchito. Kwa ena ndizovuta zatsiku ndi tsiku. Kwa wina, mwayi womva kufunika kwake. Mwina pali zifukwa zina zambiri. Kwa ine, ntchito ndi kusinkhasinkha. Zosatha kuyang'ana pa mfundo imodzi. Ntchito zomwe sizingawoneke ndipo sizingawerengedwe. Zonse zimachitika mu chikumbumtima. Mutha kuwona zotsatira zake.
Ndinawuluka m’dziko lachilendoli la masamu, kuyesera kumvetsa yankho, osati chifukwa cha yankho, koma chifukwa cha chidwi. Dziko lenilenilo linazimiririka kumbuyo. Izi zimachitika kwa anthu omwe amakonda masewerawa. Yankho linali likubisalira pakona, kenako lotsatira. Koma ndinayandikira pafupi tsiku lililonse ndipo pomalizira pake ndinamugwira. Zoneneratu zonse zidagwirizana, kuthekera kwake kudapitilira. Oo! Izi ndi zomwe ndinapanga! Ndidapanga algorithm yokhazikika yogwira ntchito yomwe idatengera moyo wa anthu ambiri.
Ndinayang'ana pozungulira. Panali nsanja ya mabokosi a pizza ataunjikidwa patebulo. Makapu a khofi adazungulira mpando wanga wapadesiki ngati mabomba okwirira. Cholendewera pabokosi la mabuku chinali chomera chomwe sindimakumbukira dzina lake, koma mawonekedwe ake omvetsa chisoni adawonetsa momveka bwino momwe ndasiyanirana ndi zenizeni. Pakona palinso nkhani yopusa ya Mike. N’chifukwa chiyani anandipatsa?
Ndinathyola zibowo zanga, ndikudzuka pampando. Analowa mwaluso pakati pa makapuwo, akutola imodzi mwa makapuwo m’njira. Iye anatenga madzi n’kuthirira nthaka youma ya mmerawo. Adzakhala ndi moyo, osati kwa nthawi yoyamba. Foni yomwe inali patebulo inalira mwachidule. Ndinachikumba, ndikugwetsa nsanja ya makatoni pansi panjira.
Mike! Pa nthawi yake. "Tikumane ku Glitch nthawi ya 6pm"
Ndinayang'anitsitsa bwino polowera. Anali kundizonda? Monga m’nkhani ya Yeralash ija, pamene mpainiyayo analetsa mpainiyayo kusiya kusuta.
Pofika nthawi imeneyo, Glitch anali atasinthanso malo. Ndinayenera kumusaka tsiku lonse mu kuya kwa Mdima. Ndinafika 6:15. Kuchedwa mu Glitch si chizindikiro cha kukoma koipa, komanso chizindikiro chakuti simuli bwino mokwanira. Jose anapukusa mutu mosavomereza.
- Mukutaya malo.
Mike anali atakhala patebulo atazunguliridwa ndi zidole zake. Panali ma bongs pafupi. Bwanji! Kodi amafika bwanji kuno mofulumira chonchi?
Atandiwona, adawonetsanso kumwetulira kwake kwa mano oyera.
- Bwerani kuno. Ndili ndi uthenga wabwino.
Mwaulemu anatenga m'bokosilo bokosi lachitsulo lokhala ndi zolemba zankhondo pachivundikirocho. Ndinamuimitsa n’kumufotokozera kuti sindinkafuna kuchita zinthu za boma.
— Osadandaula. Ichi ndi mtundu wa vaporwave mankhwala.
Nkhaniyo inakhala yoseketsa ndithu. Popeza kuloza m'gulu lankhondo la IRL ndikoletsedwa, asitikali amaba zoseweretsa zamtundu uliwonse kwa anthu wamba. Azondi adani anayamba kupanga maikolofoni ndi makamera a kanema m'menemo. Mavidiyo okhala ndi tag: "zosangalatsa za usilikali" adawonekera pa intaneti. Lamuloli lidakhudzidwa ndi vuto lakutulutsa zinsinsi za boma. Anaganiza zopanga chipangizo chapadera chokhacho chamagulu ankhondo. Akatswiri ankhondo abwino kwambiri adachita bizinesi, koma ndalamazo zitagwiritsidwa ntchito, zidapezeka kuti zinali zotsika mtengo kugula zoseweretsa wamba m'malo ogulitsira apafupi achi China, fufuzani, lembani manambala owerengera ndikugawa kwa ogwira ntchito. Chitukukocho chidatsekedwa ndikuyiwalika.
Mike adagula patent ndipo chozizwitsa chaukadaulo ichi chidalendewera m'manja mwake. Matumbowo amawoneka ngati atali pafupifupi masentimita khumi ndi asanu; chipangizochi chinali ndi mphete zotanuka mazanamazana zomwe zimatha kupanikizidwa ndikutambasulidwa pansi.
- Kodi mukutsimikiza kuti zingatithandizire?
- Kulekeranji? Muyenera kuyesa komabe.
Ndinkafuna kukangana, koma pansi pamtima ndinamvetsa. Muyenera kudziyesa nokha, apo ayi simudzatha kukonza zosintha. Pokhapokha m'pamene ndinazindikira zomwe ndidalembetsa. Hmm, ndizosangalatsa kuyesa chinthu ichi. Ine ndi Mike tinkachezabe za izi ndi izi, koma ndinali nditasokonezeka kwambiri, ndikudabwa kuti ndilumikiza bwanji mabatire. Mike adatulutsa foni yake nthawi ndi nthawi kukambilana ma contract.
- Ndife okonzeka kugawa mamiliyoni awiri kwa chitukuko cha bizinesi ngati tipereka chitsanzo chogwira ntchito mawa m'mawa.
Mwachidule, ndinathamangira kunyumba ndili ndi pulani ya asilikali m’manja mwanga. Ndinali ndi nkhawa, ngakhale kuti ndinkadziwa bwino zomwe zidzachitike. Simuyenera kulumikiza mabatire ku mtundu woyamba. Itha kulumikizidwa ndi bolodi yokhala ndi USB yotulutsa.
Lingalirolo linagwira ntchito mwangwiro ndipo posakhalitsa mafunde anadutsa mu mphetezo, kuzikakamiza ndi kuzikulitsa. Ndinayenera kugwira ntchito tsiku lonse kuti ndibweretse ma algorithms pamlingo wa hardware. Ndinali ndi chidwi chofuna kuyesa chithunzicho, koma nditamaliza, ndinali wotopa kwambiri moti ndinkangofuna kugona. “Damn, ndiyenera kudzikakamiza mwanjira ina,” ndinaganiza motero ndipo nthawi yomweyo ndinagona, ndikugwetsa mutu wanga patebulo.
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Ndinadzuka chifukwa chongokhalira kulira. Mphaka wonyowayo anali akusuzumira pachitseko cha khonde cha mbali inayo. Kunja kunali kugwa mvula. Mphakayo anawulukira kwawo, motsogozedwa ndi kubangula.
Ndinayang'ana wotchi yanga. Hafu 11 koloko madzulo. Mufoni munali meseji yochokera kwa Mike. “Kumanani ndi othandizira nthawi ya XNUMXpm. Plaza Hotel.
Zopusa! Ndili ndi ola limodzi ndi theka kuti ndikumane ndi othandizira kumapeto kwa mzindawo kumalo okwera mtengo kwambiri komanso odzionetsera. Plaza Hotel, zosiyana ndi "Glitch". A skyscraper wansanjika zana m'nyanja, makilomita awiri kuchokera kugombe. Itha kuwonedwa paliponse mumzinda.
Ndinalumphira m’taxi, pozindikira kuti ndiyenera kupeza yankho pa ntchentche. Simungathe kufika kumeneko popanda kuitanidwa. Sindinadziwe choti ndichite. Amanditengera ndani?
Ndinayang'ana mtengo wa chipindacho ... chabwino, kawirikawiri, ndinadziwa kale kuti malowa sanali anga. Anthu akulu amasonkhana pano kuti athetse mavuto akulu azamalonda. Mnyamata mu T-shirt ya Saint Pepsi, chipewa chong'ambika ndipo ali ndi makina ogwedeza m'manja mwake adzakhala opanda malo. Ndipo ndilibe ndalama zotere. Ndinayenera kuganiza za izo. Amalonda amakonda kucheza ndi mtundu wawo. Sizingatheke kuti forum ina yofunika yamabizinesi sikuchitika pakali pano.
Zowonadi, mabwalo khumi ndi awiri adachitikira ku Plaza. Ndinalipira mazana angapo kuti ndilembetse, ndipo ndinakwanitsa kuyang'ana pamene galimotoyo inkafika pa doko.
Magulu ang'onoang'ono a Plaza Hotel adawala mumagetsi amadzi osefukira, kuwonetsa mvula. Mphepoyo inaulutsa chofunda cha mdindo waudongo amene ankayang’ana matikiti pakhomo.
- Hmm ... si nthawi yabwino yoyenda. "Mphepo yamkuntho ili m'njira," adatero, akuyang'ana tikiti.
“Idzadutsa makilomita zana kumpoto,” ndinayankha, ndikuyang’ana wotchi yanga. Mphindi XNUMX msonkhano usanayambe. Tiyenera kusiya kuchedwa.
-Kodi mukanatani mutadziwa kuti tikhala pa epicenter? - mdindoyo anandiyang'ana pansi pa chovala chake, akumwetulira modabwitsa, "Ukadathawa kuti udzipulumutse wekha." Anthu onse mamiliyoni khumi a mzindawo adzathamanga, koma simungathe kupulumutsa aliyense ... - anandigwedeza paphewa, - ndithudi, adzadutsa makilomita zana kumpoto, bwenzi langa.
Ndinkakayikira ngati zingakhale bwino kubwerera kunyumba nthawi isanathe. Mphepo ndi mvula zikukulirakulira pang'onopang'ono. Mike akandifunsa kuti bwanji sindinabwere kumisonkhano? Kodi wotsogolera pakhomo anandiuza chiyani kuti ndibwerere?
Panali chipinda chaching'ono chokhala ndi bala mu catamaran. Makapeti ofewa, jazi wosawoneka bwino, anthu ovala masuti okwera mtengo anali ndi chidwi chokambirana mavuto abizinesi.
- Tidapereka mankhwalawa pabwalo la masika ku Singapore. Tinalandira ndemanga zabwino. Tidzayambitsa mwezi umodzi.
- Ndikanalangiza kuchita kafukufuku wamsika wamakono.
- Inde, inde, choyamba m'pofunika kuphunzira omvera chandamale cha mankhwala.
Anandiyang'ana modzichepetsa. Chabwino, inde, tsopano ndipereka makina ogwedeza. Sizikumveka bwino, koma samaponya miyala mumlengalenga, sichoncho? Mwachidule, ndinayesetsa kudzisangalatsa mmene ndikanathera. Ndipo komabe ndinali ndi chiwonetsero chomwe ndimamveka chosakhutiritsa ...
- Mumagulitsa chiyani? - Ndinafunsa mmodzi wa iwo.
- Mankhwala.
- Chiti?
Kudzichepetsa kunayambitsa mikangano. Kwa iwo, ndine wachilendo, monga zibwenzi za Belle ku Glitch.
- Timapereka mayankho okonzeka ophatikiza mabizinesi.
- Ingondiuzani zomwe mukugulitsa?
"Ahhh," iye anaseka mwamantha, "Ndamva." Mumakhudzidwa ndi mankhwala athu. Sitimangogulitsa, komanso timapereka chithandizo chokwanira. Kuyankha mosalekeza kumatithandiza kuyang'anira nthawi yake kuchuluka kwa kukhutira kwamakasitomala.
- Tangondiuzani, mukugulitsa chiyani?
Alonda anali atathamangira kale kumsonkhanowo, koma Mike mwadzidzidzi adatulukira pamaso pawo.
- Osadandaula abwana, tikungosangalalako kuno.
Kenako, anasisita paphewa munthu wabizinesiyo mwaubwenzi:
- Ndife ofunitsitsa kuyika ndalama mubizinesi yanu. Nanga bwanji chakudya chamadzulo Lachisanu?
Mnyamatayo nthawi yomweyo anamasuka. Anacheza chonchi ndi Mike kwa nthawi yonse yokwera ndipo ndinalimbana ndi nseru. Sitimayo inali kugwedezeka pang'ono. Kangapo pansi padagwera pansi kwambiri kotero kuti mtima wanga unagwa ndi mantha.
Ma catamaran anaima ndipo tinatuluka kupita ku nsanja ya Plaza Hotel. Mike adasazika ndi bizinezi uja ngati ndi mabwenzi apamtima. Chikepe chothamanga kwambiri chinatifikitsa ku bwalo la pulezidenti pansanjika zana.
- Zikuyenda bwanji? Adafunsa choncho Mike atatsala pang'ono kugogoda.
Kenako ndinakumbukira kuti sindinayesepo makinawo. N'zomvetsa chisoni kuti nthawi yatha kuyankhula za izi.
“Zodabwitsa,” ndinayankha.
Mike anangogwedeza mutu ndikugogoda. Chitseko chinatsegulidwa ndi munthu wakuda wosametedwa yemwe anali ndi chovala cha rapper.
- Pomaliza. “Tinakuyembekezera iwe bwenzi langa,” iye anatero, akuthwanima mano ake a golide, “Ndinu Mulungu wathu wa Fuck, mulungu wabwino kwambiri.” Ndipatseni chinthu ichi.
Anandilanda bokosilo m'manja mwanga ndisanakhale ndi nthawi yoyang'ana uku ndi uku. Chipindacho mwina chinali chisanayeretsedwe kwa sabata. Mabotolo, udzu, mapiritsi anali atagona paliponse. Zinamveka ngati masanzi. Mkulu wina wachisoni, wa tsitsi la imvi anakhala pa desiki pakona yakutali, atatsamira pa kabuku. Rapperyo adapita pa TV yayikulu pakati pachipindacho, adatsitsa mathalauza ake ndikuyamba kuwulutsa pa YouTube. Sanatilabadirenso.
-Kodi munthu uyu ndi ndani? - Ndinanong'oneza Mike.
- Dj, woyimba, wopanga nyimbo, chonga ichi. Akuyenda pa YouTube. Wapeza ndalama zambiri ndipo akufuna kuyika ndalama muukadaulo.
Sindinafune kuwonera makina anga akugwira ntchito, kotero ndinatenga botolo la shampeni losamalizidwa ndikupita pawindo. Iye anayang’anizana ndi kusinkhasinkha kwake, kenaka anatsamira pa galasilo kuti ayang’ane namondwe amene anali kumenya mzindawo. Mike adalowa nane. Mphenzi inagwetsa thambo kuchoka m’chizimezime kufika pachizimezime, ikuchotsa mitambo yakuda bii mumdima.
Nyenyezi yomwe ikukwera pa YouTube idalankhula, kuseka ndikudzaza chipindacho ndi kubangula kwanyama.
- O Mulungu wanga! Ndabwera kale katatu! Kodi inu mukukhulupirira izo? Tiyeni tiwone kuti chinthu ichi chingandiyamwitse bwanji.
Ndinamupatsa Mike botolo lija.
— Kodi ukukhulupirira kuti tikuchitadi chinthu chofunika kwambiri? Yang'anani pozungulira. Izi ndi zopusa chabe, palibenso china.
Mike adaseka chiseko chake chosavuta.
- Sindikudziwa, munthu. Dzifunseni nokha, osati ine.
Pazifukwa zina sindinadabwe konse. Ine ndekha ndidawonekera pawindo ndili ndi botolo lopanda kanthu la shampeni m'manja mwanga.
- Oo iai! Kasanu! Kasanu! Kodi mungapambane izi, olembetsa anga okondedwa?
Mwamuna amene anali patebulo anatseka bukhulo kwa nthaŵi yoyamba naliika m’thumba lake lamkati.
“Takonzeka kukupatsirani contract ya mamiliyoni asanu m’malo mwa atatu,” iye anatero akundiyandikira.
Loyayo anaonekera pa zenera, koma sindinafunebe kulankhula naye. Pamapeto pake, ndi bizinesi ya Mike, osati yanga. Ndinagwedeza mutu ndikuyandikiranso zenera lozizira. Magetsi a mumzindawo anazima mmodzimmodzi.
- Kodi pali cholakwika? - anafunsa loya ndi nkhawa. "Unkawoneka ... hmm ... mosiyana." Kodi china chake chakupwetekani?
- Kodi mukuganiza kuti adzapulumuka?
Loya uja adayandikira galasi ndikukweza chikhato chake mmwamba:
- Ayi. Mvula yamkuntho ikukulirakulira chaka chilichonse. Ndiye mukuvomera mamiliyoni asanu? Helikopita ikudikirira padenga. Titha kutuluka chimphepo chisanafike.
Anasuntha kupita kotulukira.
- Nanga bwanji iye? - Ndinagwedeza mutu kwa nyenyezi ya YouTube, yomwe inali itagona pafupi ndi sofa ndikuyankhula zopanda pake zosamveka pansi pa mpweya wake. Makina odziseweretsa maliseche anapitiriza kung'ung'udza mosalekeza.
Mkuluyo adamwetulira mokomoka:
- Mawa likhala ndi malingaliro mabiliyoni. Nthawi zonse ankalakalaka kukhala katswiri wa rock.
Ndinadziona kuti ndine wansangala komanso wosangalala. Ndinatsatira loya, ndikuseka mosasamala komanso kunena mokweza za chiyembekezo cha chitukuko cha bizinesi:
- Zedi, tikuyenera kusuntha zopanga ku Asia ndikuthandizira makasitomala akunja. Ndikufuna milungu ingapo kuti ndipange mawonekedwe opanda zingwe ndipo timawuluka molunjika ku mwezi. Ndikuwona kuwona kwakukulu pazogulitsa zathu. Tikuyembekeza kukhutira kwamakasitomala.
Ndili pakhomo ndinayang'ana kumbuyo ndikudziyang'anitsitsa:
- Ndalankhula ndi Jessica Bright posachedwapa. Anandichonderera kuti tikonze zokumana nanu. Amakonda kwambiri anyamata aukadaulo. Bwerani nafe.
Ndinatenga botolo patebulo ndikumuponyera Mike. Ilo linawulukira m’menemo, n’kugunda khoma, koma silinasweka, ndipo linagudubuzika pansi, n’kutaya m’kati mwake.
- Ndiwe wopenga? - loya anafuula, maso ake akutuluka moseketsa, - Ndikukupatsani ndalama zenizeni, moron.
Anathamangira kuchitseko. Botolo lachiwiri linasweka ndi zidutswa za zidutswa. Zikuoneka kuti takhuta ndi kutaya mowa wodula. Ndinatenga kachasu. Anasuntha mpando wake pafupi ndi zenera n’kukhala pansi kuti aonere chimphepocho. Jose ali bwanji, Belle ali bwanji? Zingakhale zabwino kukhala mu Glitch. Mvetserani ku News ku 11 ndi kung'ung'udza kwa Jose; amasilira maso amphaka a Belle. Ndizomvetsa chisoni kuti zonsezi zidachitika kale. Ming'alu inkayenda pagalasi lochindikala, losagwira ntchito. Yakwana nthawi yoti ndikhale nawo pazankhani...
Ndipo mwadzidzidzi ndinazindikira kuti sindinkafuna kuyang'ana kumbali. Mphepo yamkuntho idzandidya mwanjira ina. Bwanji osasangalala ndi mphindi yomaliza?
Ndinatuluka mumpando wapulezidenti. "Kutha ntchito" kunanenedwa pamatabwa pazitsulo zonse zinayi. Anathamangira masitepe padenga, kulumpha masitepe atatu.
Loya anali pakati pa helikopita pamene ine ndinafika padenga. Anadziphimba ndi manja ake chifukwa cha mvula yomwe inali pa nkhope yake. Atandiwona, ndinali pafupi kwambiri moti anali ndi nthawi yolira mwachidule. Atamenyedwa ndi chibwano, loyayo adagwada pansi.
Helikoputala sinalutebe ma propeller ake. Woyendetsa ndegeyo anakhala ndi miyendo yake ikulendewera m’mphepete mwa pulatifomu ndipo anayang’ana pamene ndinali kuyandikira. Utsi wa ndudu unatuluka pansi pa chikhatho chake.
- Osandigwira, chabwino? - adafuula kudzera mumphepo ndikuwombera ng'ombeyo mumdima wokulirapo. Kuwalako kudazimiririka nthawi yomweyo. -Mukufuna kupita kuti?
- Apo! - Ndinaloza kumudzi, ndikugwera mumdima.
- Chitsiru. Ndiwo pachimake pamenepo. Uwulukire kumeneko wekha.
-Ndi zomwe ndikufuna. Khalani pano kapena muwuluke ndi ine.
Woyendetsa ndegeyo anavula chisoti chake ndikuchiponya m’manja mwanga.
- Ndipita ndi magalasi angapo. Palibe chimene chidzachitikire nsanjayo ndithu.
M’miyezi isanu ndi umodzi yautumiki, ndinafunikira kuwulutsa ma drones ambiri, koma kukwera helikopita yeniyeni kunakhala kosangalatsa kwambiri. Adayankha kusuntha pang'ono kwa helm. Kuwongolera ndi mphamvu ya mphepo kunamveka ... chabwino, izi ndi momwe zimachitikira zenizeni. Chifukwa chake ndichifukwa chake anthu ambiri amakondabe ndege zenizeni m'malo mowuluka ma drones. Mwamatsenga!
Mwadzidzidzi galimoto inagwedezeka kwambiri moti ndinatsala pang'ono kuwuluka pampando wanga, ndipo helikoputala inazungulira malo ake. Ndinagwira chiwongolero mwamphamvu ndi zikhadabo ndikuzitulutsa mudzenjemo.
Chifukwa chake m'mphindi zochepa chabe ndidakumana ndi mphindi zokongola komanso zoyipa kwambiri pamoyo wanga. Sindinafune kufa konse, koma ndinali kuthamangira kumalo kumene mphepo yamkuntho inagwa. Muyenera kukhala ndi nthawi yoti mugwere pamalo amodzi, malo amodzi okha.
Kwa mphindi pafupifupi khumi ndi zisanu ndinazungulira mdadadawo kufunafuna malo oti nditsikire. Pomalizira pake, anakhala pansi pakati pa msewu, akumathyola zomangirazo ndi kutembenuza galimotoyo kumbali yake. Ndinadzifunsa kuti n’chifukwa chiyani mumsewu munalibe anthu. Kodi anthu akukhalabe kunyumba kudikirira nkhani? Koma panalibe nthawi yoganiza.
Ndinapunthwa mu Glitch, ndikupumira kwambiri. Zovala zanga zinali zitanyowa, mtima wanga unkagunda chifukwa cha mankhwala openga a adrenaline.
Belle anali atakhala pampando moyang'anizana ndi zenera, atakulungidwa mu bulangeti. Lawi la kandulo linayaka patebulo lomwe linali pafupi. Anandiyang'ana ndi maso ake odabwitsa abuluu okhala ndi ana onga amphaka.
-Jose ali kuti? - Ndinafunsa motere ngati kuti ndabwera mwangozi.
Iye anagwedeza ndi kumwetulira:
— Anati akufuna kukhala yekha. Nanunso?
Ndinafika pafupi osadziwa zoti ndinene. Ndinadziyerekezera kukhala mpulumutsi. Maganizo ozama kwambiri adabwera mmutu mwanga ndikuthamangira kuno. Zinapezeka kuti anali womasuka kwambiri ndi buku m'manja mwake.
"Pakadali pano ndimafuna kupepesa ndikuchoka, ndikutseka chitseko mosamalitsa." Koma ili ndi lingaliro lopusa, chifukwa ndinawulukira kuno mu helikopita, ndikuzungulira theka la chipika ndikutera… Ndikuganiza tsopano ndikufuna kukhala ndi inu.
Anayamba kuseka:
- Kukhala basi? Werengani buku limodzi?
Ndinagwedeza mutu:
- Eya bwanji.
“Sichinthu chabwino koposa kuchita Mapeto a Dziko asanafike,” iye anaika bukhulo pambali, naponyanso bulangetilo ndi kuyimirira. Anali maliseche ndipo maso ake amphaka adawala ndendende momwe ndimaganizira kambirimbiri. Anandizinga manja ndi miyendo yake ndikundipanikiza thupi lonse. Tikhala ndi nthawi yabwino kumapeto kwa dziko lino ...
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