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Ndidachita masamu ndipo ndakhala ndi mabwana makumi awiri m'moyo wanga. Ena mwa anthuwa anali atsogoleri a madipatimenti, wachiŵiri kwa otsogolera, akuluakulu a boma, ndi eni mabizinesi. Mwachilengedwe, aliyense atha kupatsidwa tanthauzo lina, osati nthawi zonse kuwunika. Ena anakwera phiri, ena anatsetsereka. Wina angakhale ali m’ndende.
Mwa anthu makumi awiri awa, sindikuyamika onse. Khumi ndi zitatu zokha. Chifukwa iwo ndi Mbuzi. Ndiko kulondola, ndi chilembo chachikulu.
Mbuzi ndi bwana yemwe samakulolani kuti mutope. Amakhazikitsa zolinga zatsopano nthawi zonse, amawonjezera mapulani, amakukakamizani kuti musunthe, ndipo samakulolani kuti mupumule. Mbuzi nthawi zonse imawonjezera kuthamanga. Ndipo inu, pansi pa chipsinjo ichi, khalani olimba.
Panalibe mbuzi, koma anyamata abwino kwambiri. Ndinawerenga zisanu ndi ziwiri za izo. mabwana amenewa ali ngati Brezhnev. Pansi pa ulamuliro wawo, muli ndi kusakhazikika kwathunthu. Simumakula, osafika pamwamba, osakwera makwerero a ntchito, osakulitsa ndalama zanu.
Kugwira ntchito ndi osakhala mbuzi kuli ngati maloto. Anabwera ku chomeracho, atachoka patatha zaka zingapo - ndipo zinali ngati sanagwire ntchito konse. Ziyeneretso zanga sizinali bwino, panalibe ntchito zosangalatsa, sindinayambe ndamenyana ndi aliyense. Monga momwe Makarevich anaimba, "ndipo moyo wake uli ngati kefir wa zipatso."
Kudziwa ngati bwana wanu ndi bulu kapena ayi ndikosavuta. Ngati simukula m'njira yoyezera, ndiye kuti si bulu. Ngati zotsatira zanu, malonda, chiwerengero kapena liwiro la ntchito, udindo, malipiro, chikoka chikuwonjezeka nthawi zonse, ndiye kuti bwana wanu ndi mbuzi.
Mbuzi ili ndi nkhani yosangalatsa. Pamene mukugwira ntchito ndi mbuzi, mumadana naye chifukwa amasokoneza homeostasis yanu, i.e. chikhumbo cha mtendere. Iye anabwera m'mawa, anatsanulira khofi, ndipo anakonzekera modekha pulogalamu, ndiyeno - bam, uyu Kozlina anabwera akuthamanga ndipo anaika ena hellish ntchito. Zonse zomwe mukuganiza - chabwino, mbuzi iwe!
Ndipo mukasiya kugwedezeka, makamaka ku kampani ina, mumazindikira momwe munthuyu adakuthandizirani. Makamaka ngati munabwera pansi pa ulamuliro wa wokondedwa. Inu mukumvetsa momwe zinaliri zokulirapo kuyesetsa kuchita chinachake, kuthamanga, kugwa, kudzuka ndi kuthamanga kachiwiri. Mbuzi inakankha, koma simunathyole, ndipo munakhala wamphamvu.
Mwachitsanzo, mokakamizidwa ndi mbuzi imodzi, ndinasamutsa chomera kuchokera ku 1C 7.7 kupita ku UPP m'miyezi iwiri yokha. Pokakamizidwa ndi mbuzi ina, m'chaka choyamba chogwira ntchito ku France, ndinapambana certifications 5: 1C: Katswiri, ndi 1C: Project Manager wa mchere. Zitsimikizo ndiye zinali zamunthu, pamalopo, ndipo sindinaphonye ngakhale imodzi chifukwa ndimafuna mbuziyo moyipa kwambiri. Panali mbuzi amene anandikakamiza kulemba amazipanga ozizira kupanga dongosolo kupanga mu sabata, ndipo pansi pa kuloŵedwa m'malo ake, amene sanali mbuzi, Ndinavutika kwa miyezi isanu ndi umodzi. Mbuzi zamphamvu kwambiri zinandikakamiza kuyika zinthu mu kasamalidwe ka nkhokwe, kugula ndi kuwerengera ndalama.
Ngati muli ndi mwayi, mudzakumana ndi MegaGoat m'moyo wanu. Ndinali ndi bwana mmodzi ngati uyu.
Mbuzi wamba imakhala ndi cholinga ndipo imafuna kuti ikwaniritse. MegaKozel amawonjezera chikhalidwe - kukwaniritsa cholinga mwanjira inayake, pogwiritsa ntchito njira zenizeni. Mwachitsanzo, osangomaliza ntchito, koma chitani pogwiritsa ntchito Scrum. Khazikitsani ubale pakati pa madipatimenti awiriwa, koma osati ndi malamulo ndi makina, koma ndi njira zoyendetsera malire.
Inde, n’zosatheka kugwiritsa ntchito njira imene simuidziwa. Tiyenera kuphunzira. Komanso, pamapeto pake, inu mukudziwa bwino kuposa MegaGoat mwiniwake - iye anangowerenga buku, iye sanagwiritse ntchito. Koma MegaGoat ndi MegaGoat. Cholinga chikakwaniritsidwa ndipo mwaganiza zopumula, amakuyitanani ndikukukakamizani kuti mukonzekere zomwe mwakumana nazo, lankhulani za mchitidwe wogwiritsa ntchito njira, gwirani semina, lembani nkhani pa portal yamakampani, ndi zina zambiri.
MegaGoat imakukakamizani kuti muphunzire nthawi zonse. Iye kwenikweni, kwenikweni, anapereka buku kapena nkhani, ndiyeno amayesa mayeso ngati kuyankhulana payekha. Zaka zingapo zapita, ndipo ndikukumbukirabe kuti SSGR, CGR, NPV ndi chiyani, ndi mitundu ingati ya utsogoleri yomwe ilipo malinga ndi Goleman, yemwe Eric Trist ndi, chifukwa chiyani Taylor ali bwino kuposa Mayo, gorilla uyu ali kuti ndipo chifukwa chiyani alibe aliyense. ndinaziwona, nditchula mitundu ya umunthu malinga ndi Belbin, ndikufotokozera chinsinsi cha kupambana kwa Morning Star kampani ndi chifukwa chake, makamaka, Dizilo Gate inachitika ku Volkswagen.
MegaGoat ndi yabwino kuposa Mbuzi. Koma pali ma MegaGoats ochepa. Ndakumanapo ndi mmodzi yekha m'moyo wanga. O, inde, pamene ndinali mkulu wa okonza mapulogalamu pafakitale, ndinalinso MegaGoat kwa iwo. Ndinabweretsa mabuku, ndinafuna kuwerenga, kenako ndinafunsidwa. Anandikakamiza kuti ndifufuze ntchito yanga, kufotokoza kupambana ndi zolephera malingana ndi njira zoyendetsera, osati "zoyipa, zabwino, zinagwira ntchito, ndi chiyani china chofunika."
Ndiye ngati bwana wanu ali Mbuzi, sangalalani. Momwe iye aliri, momwe mumakhalira mofulumira komanso bwino. Chabwino, musakhumudwe ngati mukutsogozedwa ndi wokondedwa.
Pankhaniyi, pali workaround - Mbuzi kuchokera kunja, osachepera mwaukadaulo. Nthawi zina anthu oterowo amatchedwa makosi kapena alangizi, koma si choncho - sadzakuuzani zoona, kotero kuti sangapange kukakamiza kofunikira. Ndipo popanda kukakamizidwa simudzayamba kukana.
Mwachitsanzo, ngati ndinu wopanga mapulogalamu, pezani wina wopanga mapulogalamu omwe angakuwonongereni nambala yanu. Adzakuwuzani pamaso panu kuti ndinu munthu wojambula pamanja. Simungadziuze izi, ndipo kasitomala sangavutike, ngakhale woyang'anira polojekiti sangafufuze. Mbuzi sidzachita manyazi.
Lolani Mbuzi ikukwiyitseni nthawi zonse, ikusungeni zala zanu, ndipo musalole kuti mupumule. Mitu yosiyana kwambiri yomwe Mbuzi imatha kukuponyerani zoyipa, ndibwino. Udindo wanu ndi zochitika zanu zilibe kanthu. MegaGoat tam'tchula uja, mwamuna wolemera kwambiri, sanayese n'komwe kunditengera chubu choterepa pamutu pake. Chifukwa chake, idasintha nthawi zonse, idakula ndikupita patsogolo.
Chabwino, ngati muli ndi mwayi, mudzasandulika Mbuzi Yanu Yekha ndikusiya kutengera kukhalapo kwa kukakamiza kwakunja. Mudziikira zolinga, simudzadzilola kuti mupumule, mudzadzikakamiza. Ngakhale mutakhala okhutira ndi chilengedwe chakunja, ngakhale mbuzi imodzi.
Mbuzi Iyeyo amadziwa kukwiyitsa ngakhale Mbuzi zomwe zimamutsogolera. Chifukwa nthawi zonse alibe zokwanira. Osati malipiro, koma kukakamizidwa. Amabwera kwa Mbuzi yake ndikuti - ndiroleni nditenge izi, ndipo ndikufunika dongosolo lapamwamba, ndipo, inu, Mbuzi, simuli Mbuzi. Bwerani, ikani nyanga zanu pansi ndi kukankha.
Ngati ndinu bwana, ganizirani ngati ndinu Mbuzi kapena ayi. Ndi zophweka komanso zosavuta kukhala wokondedwa, ndikudziwa, ndinayesera. Aliyense amakuchitirani zabwino, amakulemekezani, mwinanso amakukondani, simukufuna, mudzathandiza nthawi zonse, kupeza yankho, kukupulumutsani ku zovuta, kukuthandizani m'mawu ndi zochita, kukhululukirani zolakwa zanu ndikutetezani ku Mbuzi zapamwamba. .
Koma, kukhala woona mtima ndi mtima kumtima, simukuchita izi kwa anthu, koma inu nokha. Mukufuna chitonthozo nokha. Ndibwino kwa inu akamakukondani, zonse zimakhala zosalala, zodekha, zopanda mavuto. Kusangalala ndi moyo.
Vuto ndilakuti anthu anu samakula muli okondedwa. Mukumvetsa izi, koma mumatseka maso anu. Monga, aliyense amene akufuna kukulitsa azichita yekha. Ndipo ndidzamuthandiza akafunsa. Yekhayo sangafunse chifukwa palibe chifukwa. Palibe kukakamizidwa. Kulibe mbuzi. Khalani pamodzi, mu kefir zipatso zofunda, ndipo mudzachoka, popanda kuwonjezeka kwa chitukuko.
Chifukwa chofuna mtendere ndi chimodzimodzi - homeostasis. Izi ndizo mphamvu za dongosolo lodzilamulira, kusunga bata mkati, mwa kuchita zinthu zosavuta. Ichi ndi chikhumbo chokhalabe mu malo otonthoza, kugwiritsa ntchito mphamvu zochepa.
Komanso, wogwira ntchito ndi manejala ali ndi chikhumbo chimenechi. Ili ndi mawonetseredwe ambiri ndi mayina. Mwachitsanzo, musagwedeze bwato, osayendetsa mafunde, onjezerani ntchito ndi misomali itatu, kumasula mabuleki, ndi zina zotero.
Choyipa ndichakuti homeostasis ndi yobadwa mwa anthu mwachilengedwe, mwakuthupi komanso pakukulitsa chidziwitso, luso, kukwaniritsa zolinga, ndi zina. Kusunga mmene zinthu zilili panopa n’kosavuta kusiyana ndi kudzuka ndi kusamukira kwinakwake.
Apa ndi pamene Kozlina amathandiza. Munthu mwiniwake, wogwira ntchitoyo, sangathe ndipo sakufuna kugonjetsa malire omwe chitukuko chimayambira. Ndipo chikoka chakunja chimamuthandiza mu izi, kumukakamiza, kumulimbikitsa.
Izi zimabweretsa njira yosavuta: tiyenera kupanga kukhala omasuka kuti tipange kusiyana ndi kukhala pabulu.
Mwachidule, sinthani pakati, cholinga cha homeostasis. Lolani makina achilengedwe azikhala ndi kayendedwe, osati kupuma. Mtendere ukhale wovuta. Monga mu nyimbo yodabwitsa ya nthawi za Soviet - "kutopa kwaiwalika, ana akugwedezeka, ndipo ziboda zikugunda ngati mtima, ndipo palibe mpumulo kwa ife, kutentha, koma moyo ...".
Sizovuta kuyang'ana zotsatira za "movement homeostasis". Ndiroleni ndikupatseni zitsanzo zingapo.
Ngati munayamba mwachita nawo masewera aliwonse kapena kulimbitsa thupi nthawi zonse, ndiye kuti mudzatsimikizira kuti mutangophonya masewera olimbitsa thupi, mumakhala omasuka. Makamaka ngati mumayeserera tsiku lililonse.
Ngati mwadziphunzitsa kuŵerenga mabuku nthaŵi zonse ndiyeno mwaima kwakanthaŵi, mukuona ngati mukuphonya chinachake chofunika kwambiri.
Ngati mwasankha kuti musawonere TV konse, mudzazoloŵera mwamsanga. Ndiye, mwangozi, kapena patchuthi, mumayang'ana, mulibe nthawi yochoka mu nthawi, imakopeka, ndipo patatha maola angapo mumakhala osamasuka, ngati kuti mukuchita zinazake. wamba.
Malo otonthoza amangosintha. Homeostasis ndi yopusa, zilibe kanthu kwa iye kuti asamalire bwanji. Ngati muli omasuka kugona pa sofa, adzachita zonse kuti atsimikizire kuti mulipo. Ngati mukumva bwino kuchita kukankha 100 tsiku lililonse, homeostasis ikuthandizani kuti musasiye.
Kuyesetsa kumangofunika kuti musinthe malo anu otonthoza. Zoonadi, ndi bwino komanso kosavuta kuchita izi pang'onopang'ono, popanda kulumpha kuchokera pabedi kupita ku Everest - simudzakhala ndi mphamvu zokwanira zogonjetsa pakhomo. Kufunitsitsa kuyenera kupulumutsidwa; palibe zambiri, ndipo sikungathe kulumpha kwakukulu.
Pankhani ya Mbuzi, chirichonse chiri chophweka, chifukwa zonse zomwe zimafunikira kuti musunthire malo otonthoza a gululo ndi ake, mbuzi, mphamvu zake. Ena angofunikira kumvera ndi kuyendayenda mokhumudwa kupita kumene uyu wa nyanga ndi ndevu akuthamanga. Kwa ogwira ntchito, malo otonthoza amayenda kwaulere, popanda mtengo wodzilimbikitsa, kukhazikitsa zolinga, kapena kukopa. Mtolo wonse wa kugonjetsa pakhomo la homeostasis ukugwera pamapewa a mbuzi.
Ndipo mtsogoleri wokondedwa, tsoka, amawoneka ngati chiguduli chofooka. Amayamikira homeostasis yake, malo ake otonthoza kuposa china chilichonse, pamene akupereka mwayi wachitukuko wa antchito onse. Ngakhale, kulungamitsidwa kwake ndi ironclad: aliyense amene akufuna, adzikulitsa yekha. Zowona, sizikudziwika, chifukwa chiyani gehena amafunikira pamenepo?
Inde, pomaliza ndinena - musasokoneze Kozlov ndi Morons. Mbuzi imakanikiza zolinga, ntchito, mapulani. Wopusa akungokankha. Amakalipira, amanyozetsa, amapangitsa kudzimva kuti ndi wolakwa, kumuimika, kukhumudwitsa. Imadzitsimikizira yokha pa ndalama zanu, mwachidule.
Mbuzi imathanso kuchita zinthu ngati Moron ngati idakali yachichepere. Mbuzi yamwana. Izi zimachoka ndi chidziwitso. Koma ngakhale Mbuzi Yaing'ono ikupatsani cholinga. Ndipo Moron amangoyimba m'moyo ndipo, mokondwera, kupita kwa wozunzidwa wina.
Dzipezereni Mbuzi. Konda Mbuzi. Khalani Mbuzi wekha.
Source: www.habr.com