Chifukwa chiyani katswiri wa IT angatulutse ubongo wake?

Mutha kunditcha kuti ndine wovutitsidwa ndi maphunziro. Zinangochitika kuti mbiri yake yogwira ntchito, chifukwa cha mitundu yonse ya masemina, maphunziro ndi magawo ena ophunzitsira, adadutsa zaka zana. Nditha kunena kuti si maphunziro onse omwe ndidatenga omwe anali othandiza, osangalatsa komanso ofunikira. Zina mwa izo zinalidi zovulaza.

Kodi a HR ali ndi zolimbikitsa zotani kuti akuphunzitseni zinazake?

Sindikudziwa amene adauza HR kuti ngati chinthu sichikuyenda bwino kwa munthu kuntchito, ndi chifukwa chosadziwa. Pakhoza kukhala zifukwa zambiri: njira zamkati mu kampani, zolimbikitsa zobisika mkati mwa gulu, zomwe zikuchitika pamsika. Ngolo ndi zosankha zazing'ono zamangolo. Koma posachedwa, kuchokera kwinakwake, lingaliro la mphamvu yopatsa moyo ya chidziwitso chatsopano limawonekera. Ndipo tsopano mamanenjala ambiri akuthamangira m'nyumba kufunafuna zopatulika. Misonkhano yonseyi, tchati, zowonetsera, zolimbikitsa, nkhani, zokambirana, palibe chilichonse. Odya Nthawi. Ndimakumbukira nthawi ina yomwe ndinali ndi mwayi wopita ku misonkhano itatu yokhala ndi ndondomeko yofanana. Kungoti munthu amene adawakonza amakhala m'mawu akuti: "Kutopa ndi kusungulumwa? Pezani msonkhano!" Ndipo anthu ambiri omwe nthawi zambiri amakhala otanganidwa amasonkhana pamisonkhano yamagulu, amakambirana mokwiya, kenako nkubalalika popanda zotsatira zowoneka. Ndipo chodabwitsa kwambiri, pakapita nthawi, zonse zimabwerezedwa. Monga momwe zilili mu kanema Tsiku la Groundhog. Palibe mtsutso wokomera kuwononga nthawi. Palibe kuphatikiza kwa zotsatira za ntchito yamagulu, palibe zotsatira zooneka, palibe. Ndondomeko chifukwa cha ndondomeko. Mosakayikira, zimawononga ndalama za kampaniyo? Kubwereketsa malo, nthawi yopuma khofi, kulipira maulendo ndi malo ogona a ogwira ntchito ochokera kumizinda ina. Ndipo kotero kangapo motsatana ndi chimodzi chokha, osati chachikulu kwambiri. Kampani yomwe ndinkagwira ntchito inali ndi ambiri.

Nanga bwanji zonsezi? Choyamba ndi kukonzekera. Pakampani yayikulu, bajetiyo nthawi zambiri imamangidwa pasadakhale chaka. Ndipo ngati malinga ndi ndandanda muli ndi zochitika 256, ndiye ndendende momwe ambiri a iwo adzakhala, mwinamwake chaka chamawa inu, monga mwini bajeti, akuwopsezedwa ndi "kudula" mu zidutswa ndi ndalama.

Cholinga china chokonzekera maphunziro amakampani ndi utsogoleri. Ngati bwanayo adaphunzira kusukulu ya Soviet, ndiye Lenin "Phunzirani, phunzirani ndikuphunziranso!" zokhazikika bwino mu ubongo wake. Mawu awa, mwa njira, ali ndi kupitirizabe mwamwayi: "Phunzirani, kuphunzira, kuphunzira kuli bwino kuposa ntchito, ntchito, ntchito!".

Sindikufuna kuti mupange malingaliro olakwika a bukhuli, kunena kuti wolembayo amatsutsana ndi maphunziro, motero, ndizoti ngati maphunziro a maphunziro ali osatsutsika, okakamizika komanso osaganizira, zozizwitsa sizingayembekezere.

Infogypsy analamula?

Nthawi zonse ndikaitanidwa kukakhala nawo ku maphunziro ena, ndimakumbukira fanizo loseketsa.
Mnyamata wina akuthamangira kwa mbusa woweta gulu la nkhosa m’galimoto, akutsamira pawindo nati:
"Ndikakuuzani kuti muli ndi nkhosa zingati m'gulu lanu, kodi mudzandipatsa imodzi?"
Mbusa wodabwa pang'ono akuyankha kuti:
“Inde, bwanji osatero.
Kenako munthu uyu amatulutsa laputopu, ndikuyilumikiza ndi foni yam'manja, kulumikiza intaneti, kupita patsamba la NASA, ndikusankha kulumikizana kwa satelayiti ya GPS, ndikuzindikira komwe ali komwe ali, ndikutumiza ku NASA ina. satellite, yomwe imayang'ana malowa ndikupereka chithunzi chapamwamba. Kenako mtundu uwu umatumiza chithunzicho ku imodzi mwa ma laboratories ku Hamburg, omwe patatha masekondi angapo amamutumizira sopo ndikutsimikizira kuti chithunzicho chakonzedwa ndipo zomwe adalandira zimasungidwa mu database. Kupyolera mu ODBC, imagwirizanitsa ndi database ya MS-SQL, kukopera deta pa tebulo la EXCEL, ndikuyamba kuwerengera. M’mphindi zochepa chabe akupeza chotulukapo chake ndipo amasindikiza masamba 150 amitundu yamitundu pachosindikizira chake chaching’ono. Pomaliza ananena kwa m’busayo:
- Muli ndi nkhosa 1586 m'gulu lanu.
- Ndendende! Ndimo ndimo mbiya zingati zomwe ndiri nazo mu ng’ombe zanga. Chabwino, sankhani.
Mwamunayo asankha imodzi n’kuikweza m’thunthu. Ndipo m’busayo anati kwa iye:
"Tamverani, ngati ndikulingalira kuti ndinu ndani, mundibwezera?"
Atalingalira pang'ono, bamboyo akuti:
- Inu.
“Umagwira ntchito ngati mlangizi,” mosayembekezereka m’busayo analephera.
"Ndi zoona, damn it!" Ndipo munaganiza bwanji?
“Zinali zosavuta kuchita,” akutero m’busayo, “unafika pamene palibe amene anakuyimbira foni, umafuna kulipidwa chifukwa choyankha funso limene ndikulidziwa kale, pafunso limene palibe amene anakufunsa, ndipo kuwonjezera apo, sunapindule. sindikudziwa kanthu za ntchito yanga. Ndiye bwezerani galu wanga.

Ziribe kanthu kuti ndizopusa bwanji, koma kuchuluka kwa akatswiri omwe amalankhula za nkhani yomwe samamvetsetsa kalikonse kuposa akatswiri aluso kwambiri. Ndimakhulupirira izi nthawi zambiri. Mafunso ofotokozera mwachidule, kupitirira mutu wa mutu womwe watchulidwa, akhoza kusokoneza okamba. Komanso, nthawi zambiri izi zimachitika pamisonkhano pamitu yosiyanasiyana: "Innovative Marketing", "Digital mu nkhani ya digito, etc." Zikafika pamitu yogwiritsira ntchito "backend", "frontend" kapena C #, nkhani zoterezi ndizosowa.

Ndikuphunzitsani momwe mungakhalire ...

Kuphatikiza pa masemina apamwamba amaphunziro, zaka zingapo zapitazo, makampani akuluakulu adachita chidwi ndi maphunziro akukula kwamunthu ndi mitundu yonse yaukadaulo wamoyo wamasika. M'madera ena zinkawoneka kuti nsomba zikuyambitsidwa mu ubongo wanu ndipo munayamba kutayika ndi zenizeni. Ndikuvomereza kuti ngakhale ine, yemwe nthawi zambiri ndimakayikira zamitundu yonse yachinyengo, nthawi zina ndinali ndi "zosiyana". Ukadaulowu ndi womveka, mumakhudzidwa mtima, mumamangidwa ndi udindo wamagulu ndi maudindo, ndiyeno kumizidwa m'mikhalidwe yovuta yophunzirira. Zotsatira zake, ubongo umasungunuka, kusintha kwamitengo, ndipo malonjezo ofunitsitsa akampani amapangidwa. Zili ngati kuti a Stakhanovites adatsitsidwa ndikufunsidwa kuti apite kunja kwa mawa.

Pali nthabwala yakale iyi:

- Dzina lako ndani mnyamata?
- Lero!!!
- Ndipo mukufuna kukhala ndani?
-Astronaut!!!
- Chifukwa chiyani woyenda mumlengalenga?
-Leya!

Mwa kuyankhula kwina, mantras amakampani nthawi zambiri samapereka mwayi wowongolera. Iye anakhala pa kavalo ndi "Alga!" (kaz. Alga - kutsogolo).

Chovuta kwambiri chinali cha akatswiri odziwika bwino a IT. Kaya mwazindikira kapena ayi, koma nthawi zambiri anthu okhala ndi malingaliro okhazikika, okhala ndi machitidwe okhazikika komanso malingaliro amagwira ntchito mu IT. Ndipo yerekezerani kuti inu, katswiri wodziyimira pawokha, wovomerezeka komanso wochita bwino, mwadzidzidzi mwatsitsidwa poyera ndikuyesedwa "mofooka". Ndizovuta kwambiri kuti musakhale wogwiriridwa muzochitika izi, makamaka ngati aliyense atakhala ndi mitu yawo yowerama mu bwalo lophunzitsidwa bwinoli, osagona ndi kupuma kwa tsiku lachiwiri. Kuphatikiza pa kulemedwa kwamalingaliro, nkhawa zamtsogolo zimawonjezeredwa, popeza nthawi zambiri atsogoleri amagulu osiyanasiyana, zikhalidwe ndi zilakolako zimasankhidwa m'gululo. Osataya mtima komanso osataya mutu mu mpikisano uwu wanzeru sikophweka konse. Anthu kwenikweni, chifukwa cha zolimbitsa thupi zoterozo, anasintha ntchito, anasiya mabanja, anayamba kuchita zinthu zachilendo. Mwachitsanzo, anasiya ntchito yawo chifukwa cha kujambula kapena kuluka. Sindikuganiza kuti kampaniyo idadzipangira yokha zolinga zotere pomwe idachita maphunziro otere ndi ndalama zamakampani.

Zachiyani…

Pa imodzi mwa maphunziro akale, munthu wolemekezeka anati: "Zingakhale zabwino nthawi zonse musanayambe chinthu chofunika kwambiri, mumadzifunsa kuti: - Bwanji?". Ndipo mukudziwa, ndimagwirizana naye. Mukadzipereka nokha kukutumizani ku izi kapena maphunziro awo, semina, msonkhano, nthawi zambiri mumamvetsetsa chifukwa chake mukufunikira. Kapena mukuganiza choncho. Pankhani yomwe kampani ikupangirani izi, zingakhale bwino kukumbukira yankho la funso: "Kwa chiyani?". Apo ayi, ndi nthawi ndi ndalama kuponyedwa ku mphepo. Mukuganiza chiyani?

M'malo mwa epilogue

- Moni! Tikuyamba semina "Momwe mungapezere rubles miliyoni tsiku limodzi." Funso kwa omvera. Kodi tikiti ya seminala ndi ndalama zingati?
- Ma ruble zikwizikwi.
Ndi mipando ingati mchipindachi?
- Zikwi.
Zikomo, semina yatha.

Source: www.habr.com