{"id":29837,"date":"2019-10-31T21:32:16","date_gmt":"2019-10-31T18:32:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/prohoster.info\/blog\/pochemu-to-ne-zapuskaetsya-mvp\/"},"modified":"2019-10-31T21:32:16","modified_gmt":"2019-10-31T18:32:16","slug":"pochemu-to-ne-zapuskaetsya-mvp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prohoster.info\/ro\/blog\/pochemu-to-ne-zapuskaetsya-mvp","title":{"rendered":"De ce nu se lanseaz\u0103 MVP?","gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"text"}]},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00centr-o diminea\u021b\u0103 cald\u0103 de toamn\u0103, \u00een centrul Moscovei, l\u00e2ng\u0103 intrarea \u00eentr-un zg\u00e2rie-nori gri, un b\u0103rbat bine \u00eembr\u0103cat mergea nervos. Purta un costum impecabil, o cravat\u0103 scump\u0103 \u0219i pantofi italieni ro\u0219ca\u021bi f\u0103r\u0103 cusur. <\/p>\n

Era directorul general, iar el a\u0219tepta o delega\u021bie de inspectori la \u00eentreprinderea IT pe care o conducea. Pozi\u021bia sa, tuns\u0103 scurt cu p\u0103rul grizonat \u0219i privirea sa ascu\u021bit\u0103, care radia o anumit\u0103 autoritate, completau imaginea. <\/p>\n

Delegatia \u00eent\u00e2rzii, iar directorul general \u00eel privea cu insisten\u021b\u0103 pe \u00eenso\u021bitorul s\u0103u. Acesta avea un privire evaziv\u0103, o \u00eenf\u0103\u021bi\u0219are cenu\u0219ie, ca \u0219i cum s-ar fi topit \u00een aer \u0219i r\u0103spundea la apelul \u201eColonel\u201d, sau mai bine zis \u2013 \u201eDomnule Colonel\u201d. Deoarece provenea dintr-un loc unde coloneii r\u0103m\u00e2n pentru totdeauna.
\n<\/a><\/noindex>
\nColonelul \u00eentreba prin sta\u021bia de radio despre posturile posibile ale traseului.<\/p>\n

\u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, el a clipit: maibahurile au fost localizate la dou\u0103 minute de birou. <\/p>\n

Directorul general avea ce s\u0103 arate delega\u021biei. <\/p>\n

A\u0219a cum se cuvine la teatru \u2013 a \u00eenceput cu cuierul. De la vestiar. <\/p>\n

Dulapurile gri, de \u00een\u0103l\u021bime medie, p\u0103strau hainele exterioare ale dezvoltatorilor, testerilor \u0219i anali\u0219tilor de sistem\u2026<\/p>\n

Separat a fost organizat un stand cu cutii pentru telefoanele mobile \u0219i alte electronice ale personalului. \u00cen fa\u021ba standului \u0219edea un gardian concentrat cu caiete de contabilitate. Avea o sarcin\u0103 serioas\u0103: s\u0103 asigure accesul personalului la re\u021beaua mobil\u0103 nu mai mult de dou\u0103 ori pe zi \u0219i nu mai mult de 5 minute, sau mai des, la prezentarea unei cereri speciale.<\/p>\n

Delegatia a urmat mai departe \u2013 \u00een imensul open space.<\/p>\n

Mese perfect drepte ce se \u00eentind la orizont, r\u00e2nduri ordonate de monitoare, o sut\u0103 de persoane la birouri curate, f\u0103c\u00e2nd doar sunete de tastare \u0219i clicuri de mouse. <\/p>\n

Era o priveli\u0219te splendid\u0103: o sut\u0103 de angaja\u021bi \u00een costume gri sau bleumarin, cu tunsori impecabile, privesc concentra\u021bi la ecrane. Toate monitoarele erau orientate spre culoar, feroneriile panoramice erau acoperite cu jaluzele \u2013 nimic nu distr\u0103ge aten\u021bia: nici r\u0103s\u0103ritul soarelui, nici venirea nop\u021bii.<\/p>\n

Delegatia a fost impresionat\u0103: \u00een acea uria\u0219\u0103 respira\u021bie comun\u0103, unde p\u0103rea c\u0103 to\u021bi inspirau \u0219i expirau \u00een sincron, se n\u0103\u0219tea chiar \u00een fa\u021ba lor o solu\u021bie inovatoare IT unic\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n

Dar deodat\u0103! un loc s-a dovedit a fi liber: masa era acolo, dar nimeni nu st\u0103tea la ea! Directorul a rumegat buzele \u0219i a aruncat o privire colonelului \u2013 acesta a spus scurt \u00een sta\u021bie: \u201elocul 72, cod 15\u201d.<\/p>\n

Delega\u021bia a trecut pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 sec\u021bia cu personalul feminin foarte redus: parte superioar\u0103 alb\u0103, parte inferioar\u0103 neagr\u0103, machiaj natural \u0219i tocuri joase \u2013 totul era bine pus la punct \u00een aceast\u0103 companie. Directorul general se bucura s\u0103 simt\u0103 o at\u00e2t de evident\u0103 satisfac\u021bie din partea oaspe\u021bilor de rang \u00eenalt.<\/p>\n

Delega\u021bia a trecut pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 birourile cu pl\u0103cu\u021be \u201ePoligraf\u201d, \u201ePrimul departament\u201d, \u201eBiroul controlului contactelor\u201d.<\/p>\n

\u2014 Ce este asta? \u2014 s-au ar\u0103tat ei interesa\u021bi.
\n \u2014 Colec\u021bion\u0103m dosare: nu se \u0219tie niciodat\u0103 cine s-ar putea \u00eent\u00e2lni seara \u0219i ce ar putea transmite \u2013 a r\u0103spuns directorul general, intr\u00e2nd \u00een biroul s\u0103u.<\/p>\n

Imediat a devenit clar c\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2nul s\u0103u era obi\u0219nuit s\u0103 aib\u0103 totul sub control. <\/p>\n

Asta sem\u0103na cu locul unui trader de la burs\u0103 sau cu un centru de control al zborurilor: un monitor uria\u0219 ce ocupa jum\u0103tate de perete ar\u0103ta imagini de la toate cele o sut\u0103 de monitoare ale angaja\u021bilor. Unele dintre ele erau iluminate cu roz \u2013 cele ale celor care \u00eencetinisem ritmul de scriere a codului sau altor activit\u0103\u021bi importante. Un alt monitor uria\u0219 ar\u0103ta videoclipuri de la camerele de supraveghere. <\/p>\n

Pe biroul ordonat de cinci metri al directorului se aflau lad\u0103 pline cu documente: \u201erapoarte zilnice\u201d, \u201enote informative\u201d \u0219i alte lucruri.<\/p>\n

\u00cen centru biroului z\u0103cea o printare colorat\u0103 format A3: \u201ePlanul grafic al concedierilor\u201d.
\nEra evident c\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2nul a muncit mult \u0219i cu aten\u021bie la acest document.<\/p>\n

Controalele erau mul\u021bumite, singurul lucru care le deranja era c\u0103 MVP-ul unei solu\u021bii radicale, inovatoare, noi \u0219i sistemice nu a fost \u00eenc\u0103 realizat....<\/p>\n

\u2014 ...s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na de lucru de 60 de ore, discu\u021biile cu rudele, perfec\u021bionarea sistemului KPI... \u2013 raportat de directorul general despre noile ini\u021biative.<\/p>\n

\u00cen acel moment, pe monitorul camerelor de supraveghere se vedea cum p\u0103gubi\u021bii au scos o persoan\u0103 de sub mas\u0103, au tras-o p\u00e2n\u0103 la poarta de ie\u0219ire \u0219i au a\u0219ezat-o pe trotuar, corect\u00e2ndu-i cu grij\u0103 cravata.<\/p>\n

\u2014 Ce este asta? \u2013 a \u00eentrebat un inspector cu obraje roz.
\n \u2014 Nu v\u0103 face\u021bi griji! El a semnat totul demult. \u0218i acum... poate, inima... Nu avem nevoie de accidente la locul de munc\u0103?<\/p>\n

Vizita se \u00eendrepta c\u0103tre o concluzie logic\u0103, directorul general \u2013 c\u0103tre aprobarea conducerii. <\/p>\n

Numai c\u0103 cu MVP... Ei bine, nu prea mergea... Probabil temporar.<\/p>\n

PS. De la autor. <\/b><\/p>\n

Desigur, acesta este un compilat, din trei companii.
\nLoca\u021bia: Moscova (City, Skolkovo(!)) \u0219i regiunea Kaluga.
\nTimpul ac\u021biunii: vara 2018 \u2013 prim\u0103vara 2019.<\/p>\n

Dmitri Volodin, htg.ru<\/p>\n

Sursa: habr.com<\/a><\/p>","protected":false,"gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"html"}]},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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