{"id":32881,"date":"2019-10-31T21:49:31","date_gmt":"2019-10-31T18:49:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/prohoster.info\/blog\/pobedit-tam-gde-pobedit-nevozmozhno\/"},"modified":"2019-10-31T21:49:31","modified_gmt":"2019-10-31T18:49:31","slug":"pobedit-tam-gde-pobedit-nevozmozhno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prohoster.info\/sk\/blog\/news\/pobedit-tam-gde-pobedit-nevozmozhno","title":{"rendered":"Zv\u00ed\u0165azi\u0165 tam, kde nie je mo\u017en\u00e9 zv\u00ed\u0165azi\u0165.","gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"text"}]},"content":{"rendered":"

Vojna je cesta klamu. \u201eUmenie vojny\u201c Sun-c'. <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Raz mi zavolala priate\u013eka s prosbou pom\u00f4c\u0165 jej vyhra\u0165 s\u00fa\u0165a\u017e. Neust\u00e1le bojovala o prv\u00e9 miesto v s\u00fa\u0165a\u017ei kr\u00e1sy, no nikdy sa jej to nedarilo. Konkuren\u010dn\u00e1 \u00fa\u010dastn\u00ed\u010dka bola st\u00e1le pred \u0148ou.
\nPodmienky s\u00fa\u0165a\u017ee boli tak\u00e9to: bolo potrebn\u00e9 nahra\u0165 svoju fotku do albumu skupiny a po\u017eiada\u0165 priate\u013eov, aby komentovali t\u00fato fotku pod\u013ea poradia, a prid\u00e1vali \u010d\u00edsla, napr\u00edklad: 1, 2, 3 a tak \u010falej. Konkuren\u010dn\u00e1 \u00fa\u010dastn\u00ed\u010dka ju neust\u00e1le predbiehala. Napriek tomu bola fotka jej konkurentky hrozne zl\u00e1 a nafoten\u00e1 na zastaran\u00fd telef\u00f3n. <\/a><\/noindex>V s\u00fa\u0165a\u017ei hrala \u0161pinavo, \u013eahko preskakovala nieko\u013eko \u010d\u00edsel a celkovo sa spr\u00e1vala provokat\u00edvne. A priate\u013eov mala trikr\u00e1t menej. Ako mohla vyhra\u0165? Rozviedka v podobe mojej priate\u013eky zistila, \u017ee m\u00e1 sestru, ktor\u00e1 sa zaober\u00e1 kozmetikou Avon a m\u00e1 viac ako tis\u00edc priate\u013eov. Tak\u017ee moja priate\u013eka bojovala so celou arm\u00e1dou. <\/p>\n

S\u00fahlasil som, \u017ee jej pom\u00f4\u017eem, aj ke\u010f som e\u0161te nevedel ako. Prv\u00fdm krokom som jej povedal, aby prestala s\u00fa\u0165a\u017ei\u0165, preto\u017ee to je bezv\u00fdznamn\u00e1 \u010dinnos\u0165. Je hl\u00fape bojova\u0165 priamo, ak si sily nie s\u00fa rovn\u00e9. V tom \u010dase bola na druhom mieste. Povedal som jej, aby si odd\u00fdchla a na chv\u00ed\u013eu sa odtiahla. A s\u00e1m som sa i\u0161iel zamyslie\u0165. Prv\u00e1 my\u0161lienka bola jednoduch\u00e1 a ban\u00e1lna: k\u00fapi\u0165 ve\u013ekoobchodne na internete p\u00e1r tis\u00edc falo\u0161n\u00fdch \u00fa\u010dtov a s ich pomocou zavalit protivn\u00edka. R\u00fdchle h\u013eadanie na internete a klepanie v messengeri neprinieslo \u017eiadne v\u00fdsledky. Uk\u00e1zalo sa, \u017ee Vkontakte zaviedol registr\u00e1ciu pod\u013ea telef\u00f3nneho \u010d\u00edsla a teraz tak jednoducho \u00fa\u010dty nez\u00edska\u0161.<\/p>\n

\u010co \u010falej, prech\u00e1dzame k pl\u00e1nu B. Ak nemo\u017eno zv\u00ed\u0165azi\u0165 silou, budeme vyhr\u00e1va\u0165 pref\u00edkanos\u0165ou. Prebehol som sa po sal\u00f3noch a zistil, kde s\u00fa najlacnej\u0161ie SIM karty, a to boli SIM karty Megafon. Iba po 60r. A v\u0161etky peniaze na \u00fa\u010dte, \u010do je v\u00fdhoda. Hne\u010f som sa diev\u010diny sp\u00fdtal, \u010di m\u00f4\u017eem zobra\u0165 ve\u013ea SIM kariet. Odpovedala: samozrejme! Objednal som 20 kusov. Diev\u010dina ani neprekvapila. Zo zvedavosti som sa op\u00fdtal: to znamen\u00e1, \u017ee je norm\u00e1lne, \u017ee beriem to\u013eko SIM kartiek? Ale diev\u010dina povedala, \u017ee je to v poriadku, hovor\u00ed, \u017ee niekedy prich\u00e1dzaj\u00fa z dediny a ber\u00fa na v\u0161etk\u00fdch pr\u00edbuzn\u00fdch naraz. No dobre. Naj\u0165a\u017e\u0161ie pre m\u0148a, ako pre po\u010d\u00edta\u010dov\u00e9ho odborn\u00edka, bolo podp\u00edsa\u0165 zmluvy na v\u0161etky tieto SIM karty, v dvoch vyhotoveniach. Papierovanie, brrr!...<\/p>\n

Ke\u010f som pri\u0161iel domov, za\u010dal som registrova\u0165 \u00fa\u010dty na tieto SIM karty na Vkontakte. Trval som na tom cel\u00e9 dni. \u017diadna automatiz\u00e1cia, pre tak\u00e9 mno\u017estvo to nie je racion\u00e1lne. Na r\u00fdchlu v\u00fdmenu SIM kariet som pou\u017eil modem, tam sa \u013eahko menia. Do ve\u010dera bolo v\u0161etko pripraven\u00e9. M\u00f4j super t\u00edm 20 zombie bojovn\u00edkov. V\u0161etci boli vy\u0161kolen\u00ed, pripraven\u00ed a \u010dakali na svoje povely v \u00fakryte (boli pridan\u00ed do skupiny a \u010dakali na svoju pr\u00edle\u017eitos\u0165). Pl\u00e1n bol jednoduch\u00fd. Priate\u013eka sa op\u00e4\u0165 za\u010d\u00edna s\u00fa\u0165a\u017ei\u0165 s konkurentkou, sna\u017e\u00ed sa jej pribl\u00ed\u017ei\u0165 a v posledn\u00fdch min\u00fatach, ke\u010f do konca s\u00fa\u0165a\u017ee ost\u00e1va len m\u00e1lo \u010dasu, r\u00fdchlo zahlasova\u0165 mojimi zombie bojovn\u00edkmi a z\u00edska\u0165 v\u00ed\u0165azstvo tesne pred cie\u013eom. Ale m\u00f4j pl\u00e1n nemal by\u0165 naplnen\u00fd. <\/p>\n

Pribli\u017ene hodinu pred koncom s\u00fa\u0165a\u017ee sme za\u010dali kona\u0165. Priate\u013eka vytiahla svojich priate\u013eov a po\u017eiadala ich, aby sa pridali do skupiny a priradili \u010d\u00edslo. Ja som bol pri inom po\u010d\u00edta\u010di, \u010dakal som na svoju pr\u00edle\u017eitos\u0165. R\u00fdchlo sme sa pribli\u017eovali na\u0161ej konkurentke. V tom \u010dase sme zaost\u00e1vali o 30 hlasov. Ale prekvapen\u00edm bolo, \u017ee nijako nereagovala na na\u0161u aktivitu. \u010co viac, uk\u00e1zalo sa, \u017ee ani nie je online. Bola si tak\u00e1 ist\u00e1 svoj\u00edm v\u00ed\u0165azstvom, \u017ee sa ani neob\u0165a\u017eovala pr\u00eds\u0165 na koniec s\u00fa\u0165a\u017ee! Na konci hodiny u\u017e moja priate\u013eka sama z\u00edskala potrebn\u00fd po\u010det hlasov a dokonca ju predbehla. Ale aj tak sme pridali m\u00fdch zombie. M\u00f4j super-duper elitn\u00fd t\u00edm, ktor\u00fd mal vnies\u0165 chaos a paniku do radov nepriate\u013ea, sa zmenil len na skupinu zabijakov, ktor\u00ed pod r\u00fa\u0161kom noci vyrez\u00e1vali spiacich vojakov.<\/p>\n

O nieko\u013eko dn\u00ed nesk\u00f4r bolo v\u00ed\u0165azstvo v s\u00fa\u0165a\u017ei potvrden\u00e9. Kdesi v koment\u00e1roch p\u00edsali o mojich zombi, \u017ee s\u00fa to falo\u0161n\u00e9 \u00fa\u010dty. \u00c1no, bolo dos\u0165 nerozumn\u00e9 zobra\u0165 prv\u00e9 dostupn\u00e9 fotky z vyh\u013ead\u00e1vania. Ale v\u00ed\u0165azov nes\u00fadia, \u017ee?<\/p>\n

Konkurentka mimochodom zverejnila na stene radostn\u00fa spr\u00e1vu, \u017ee obsadila druh\u00e9 miesto v s\u00fa\u0165a\u017ei. Prijala por\u00e1\u017eku d\u00f4stojne. To je chv\u00e1lyhodn\u00e9.<\/p>\n

A \u010do ja? I\u0161iel som do ofici\u00e1lneho sal\u00f3nu a zablokoval v\u0161etky SIM karty, a peniaze z nich som previedol na svoje \u010d\u00edslo. A vlci s\u00fa s\u00fdti, a ovce s\u00fa cel\u00e9, a pastier m\u00e1 ve\u010dn\u00fa pamiatku.
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