Chekutanga chiziviso: iyi positi iChishanu chete, uye inonakidza kupfuura tekinoroji. Iwe uchawana nyaya dzinosetsa nezveinjiniya hacks, ngano kubva kudivi rerima rebasa reiyo cellular opareta uye imwe frivolous rustle. Kana ndikashongedza chimwe chinhu pane imwe nzvimbo, zvinongobatsira chete rudzi, uye kana ndikanyepa, zvino zvose izvi zvinhu zvemazuva akare kare zvokuti hazvizokuvadzi munhu. Asi kana ukabata chikanganiso chehunyanzvi kana kumwe kukanganisa, ndiruramise zvisina tsitsi, ndagara ndiri kudivi rekururamisira.
Attention, ndiri kutanga ndisina overclocking!
Kuseri kwechivanze
Muimba yedu yebasa pauriri hwekutanga maiva nemahwindo makuru, kubva pasi uye anenge kusvika padenga. Vakabuda voenda kunopaka mota, kwakabva kwabuda masurveyers nevamwe vashandi vemumunda kuseni. Nzvimbo yekupaka yaive iri chinhambwe chakakwana kubva kumberi nemasuo ese ebasa, uye kuseri kwezvipingamupinyi zviviri.
Mamwe mangwanani, panguva iyoyo, motokari dzemapurisa dzakauya kuchivako chacho, mapurisa akamira pamasuo ose ndokusecha munhu wose aibuda. Yambiro inosvika mune yepamutemo rondedzero yetsamba: kamwe kamwe (kamwe kamwe, kwete semazuva ese) cheki yerezinesi resoftware yauya, uye nzvimbo dzekushandira dzichaongororwa. Chero ani ane chero pirated pamakomputa avo anofanirwa kuputswa ipapo!
Ehe, zvese zvine chekuita neanoshanda masisitimu, hofisi uye utility software yainyanya kupihwa rezinesi. Asi kwete zvose, kwete nguva dzose uye kwete kwose kwose; Kana zviri izvo zvakaisirwa nevashandi pamalaptops ekambani yavo, iyo inyaya yakasviba zvachose. Ndakamhanya kuti nditarise mota dziri munharaunda yangu yebasa rekuita piracy, nekukasira kuputsa chimwe chinhu...
... Uye panguva ino, mainjiniya vanotanga kupinda mukamuri yebasa nenhanho dzekukurumidza uye dzekutya, vaine malaptops uye mainjiniya ehurongwa mumaoko avo. Vanopinda nepamusuwo uye vanobuda, vachisekerera nekusaziva kwemamiriro ezvinhu, nepahwindo: masuo ese akavharwa, asi madhimoni emutemo uye kurongeka haana kufunga nezve backdoor yakadaro. Saka, nepo dhipatimendi reakaunzi richiongororwa (apo zvinhu zvese zvaive zvemuenzaniso), vashandi vakaburitsa zvese zvaive zvisirizvo.
Zvakapfuura zviripo
Kana iwe uchifarira uye usati wavhara iyo tab, heino imwe ratidziro yezviri kuitika munguva, nzvimbo uye vanhu. Ini ndiri mudiki akanaka, ndakasvibira, seshizha resorel, IT akapedza kudzidza akawana basa mudhipatimendi reinjiniya reSamara Megafon (iyo yaive zvakare MSS Povolzhye). Kwandiri, iyi yaive yekutanga kuonana neTekinoroji ine capital T uye Technicians ine yakatokura: kuve mudiki dhiyabhorosi mukicheni ino yehero, ndakatarisa nemufaro basa revainjiniya vane ruzivo rwakanyanya, vasina kubudirira vachiedza kunzwisisa kwavo. uchenjeri. Kusvikira huchenjeri ihwohwo hwapinda mumapores ehuropi hwangu, ndaingokwanisa kutenderera muboka rekutarisa kwakasiyana, ndichinetseka pese paionekwa "tsvuku" ipapo.
Kana vamwe vevatambi vataurwa pano vakangoerekana vazviziva, mhoro kwauri!
Kana ikashanda, usaibate (asi ibate kana isingashande)
Imwe yemhando yepamusoro-techies yakataurwa pamusoro apa yaive Misha Basov. Kwemakore ekushanda kuMega, ndakanzwa zvakawanda zvakanaka uye zvinonakidza zvinhu pamusoro pake mumweya waakamira anenge pamavambo uye akatanga boka remaitiro. Handina kukwanisa kutaura naye zvakanaka: takasangana chaizvo mudhipatimendi revashandi, pandakaunza magwaro uye akaenda nawo.
Imwe yemamonitoring system atakashanda nawo yakanyorwa naMisha. Handinyatso kuyeuka zvakatariswa ipapo, asi ndinoziva kuti Misha akanyora mhinduro yenguva pfupi, iyo yakakurumidza kuva yekusingaperi. Uye zvakanaka: zvizhinji zvezvinoitwa nemateki echokwadi kune zvavanoda nekukasira zvinobuda zvakanaka. Kuongorora ikoko kwaienderanawo nemunhu wese, kushanda pasina kana rutsigiro kana kugadzirisa, kunyangwe pasina aiziva kuti sei.
Makore mashoma mushure mekudzingwa kwaMisha, kutarisa kwakatanga kuratidza peji isina chinhu.
Ndakabva ndangoridza alarm. Shift supervisor akaridza alarm. Mukuru wechikamu akaridza nhare.
Mukuru wedhipatimendi akaridza nhare. Mukuru webasa akaridza nhare. Mukuru wedhipatimendi akaridza mabhero. Mutungamiriri weIT wedunhu rose reVolga akanzwa kurira uye akabva adaidza musangano. Ikoko akadaidza mukuru wedhipatimendi racho. Akapopota ari mukuru webasa. Iye, asinganzwisisi chinangwa chedambudziko, akadana mukuru wedhipatimendi. Uyuwo nekusanzwisisa zvainge zvaitika akabva afonera mukuru wesangano uya akadaidza shift manager. Hezvo, akandipinza museve.
Sezvinei, ndachinja basa, ndakaenda kumusangano uyu. Mazwi mazhinji akataurwa, munhu ane basa rekutarisa akadanwa (hatina kunzwa chero chinhu chinonzwisisika), zvakarangarirwa kuti Basov akanyora nezvekutarisa, kuti kuongorora kwakakosha, asi kuti hapana anonzwisisa kana anoziva kuti inoshanda sei. ... Izvo zvose zvakauya kune chokwadi chokuti chirongwa chisingaiti uye chisinganzwisisiki chinofanira kubviswa, uye panzvimbo pacho mhinduro inopupurirwa kubva kune mutengesi anopupurirwa inofanira kushandiswa.
Zvichiri kutaurwa zvese izvi, ndakakumbira mumwe munhu kuti awane laptop uye SSH kupinda kune iyo server. Ndaifarira kuona kuti rudzii rwemhando yepamusoro inotonhorera iyo Basov ane mukurumbira akanyora.
Pandinopinda, chinhu chekutanga chandinoita kunze kwetsika imhando:
df -hMurairo unondiudza chimwe chinhu chakadai:
Filesystem Size Used Avail Use% Mounted on
/var 10G 10G 0G 100% /
Ini ndinochenesa /var/log, iyo yave yakazara nekufamba kwemakore, gadziridza kutarisa - zvese zvinoshanda. Yakagadzirisa!
Musangano unomira, woparara, uye munhu wose anopararira. Tiri munzira, mukuru wedhipatimendi anofara uye anondivimbisa bhonasi!..
... Panzvimbo pebhonasi, ndakazorohwa nepfungwa nekutadza netsaona kuhodha hurongwa hwekutarisa kubva kune mutengesi aivimbwa naye.
Dzimba dzacho dzinogara kupi?
Rimwe remabasa einjiniya ari pabasa raive rekudzora makiyi emagetsi ekupinda mumakamuri emakombuta. Idzo horo pachadzo dzakandifadza zvakanyanya kumashure panguva iyoyo: mitsara yemaraki akazadzwa nesevha uye yekuchinjisa michina, mitsetse yefiber optics uye tambo dzakachinjika (mune dzimwe nzvimbo dzakanyatsoradzikwa, mune dzimwe dzakashandurwa kuita bundu rinoshamisa respaghetti), iyo inogara ichirira ye. maairconditioner nemapauriro enhema pasi payo paive nyore kutonhodza zvinwiwa... Masuo emuhoro akavharwa nemagonhi anorema ehemetic, akagadzirirwa kuve nechokwadi chekuvharira otomatiki kana moto wabvira. Kupinda nekubuda kwainge kwakarekodhwa uye kusainwa kuti zvizivikanwe kuti ndiani aiva mukati uye nei.
Chandainyanya kufarira mumakamuri aya, hongu, aive maseva makabati e "super house" - mbiri HP SuperDome 9000, iyo yakapa kubhadhara. Node mbiri dzakafanana, imwe yaigara iri nhanho yekurwa, uye yechipiri yaive yekumisikidza inopisa. Musiyano pakati pavo waingove mumakero eIP, imwe yaive xxx45, imwe yaive xxx46. Vese mainjiniya vaiziva ese ari maviri makero eIP, nekuti kana chimwe chinhu chakaitika pahurongwa hwekubhadharisa, chinhu chekutanga chaunoita kutarisa kuti uone kana dzimba dzepamusoro dzichionekwa. Kusaonekwa kwedzimba dzepamusoro kunoshamisa.
Mamwe mangwanani chimwe chinhu chakadai chinoitika. Mukati memasekonzi maviri, masevhisi ese anonyangarika pamasevha ese ari maviri, uye kubhadharisa kunodonha kuita pasina. Isu tinokurumidza kutarisa maseva - ivo ping, asi hapana chaicho pavari!
Tisati tambova nenguva yekutanga seti inodiwa yezviyero, tinonzwa mhere mhere "URAYA, MUDZIDZI!"; arch-administrator wemasevha ese anomhanyira muimba yebasa, anobvarura kiyi yemagetsi kukamuri returbine kubva pasherufu uye anomhanyira ipapo.
Nekukurumidza kwazvo mushure meizvi, kutarisa kunodzokera kune zvakajairika.
Izvi ndizvo zvakaitika: mushandi mutsva wesangano rinoita kondirakiti, anga achigadzira paki yemichina mitsva, akavapa kero dzinotevedzana dzeIP, kubva xxx1 kusvika xxx100. βMudzidziβ wacho akanga asingazivi nezvekero tsvene dzisingabatiki, uye hazvina kumboitika kune vekare kuti mumwe munhu aigona kupindira paari saizvozvo.
Antispam sevhisi
Wow, kuchinja kwehusiku! Ndaivada uye ndikavavenga, nokuti yaiva 50/50: ingave yakarongwa basa pamichina, kwaunotora chikamu chinoshingaira, kubatsira injiniya nehope dzeuropi uye maoko anodedera, kana kunyarara uye kudzikama. Vanyoreri vakarara, midziyo iri kushanda, hapana chakaputswa, mukuru webasa akazorora.
Basa riri kufamba maererano nehurongwa.
Rimwe zuva, kudzikama uku pakati peusiku kunokanganiswa nekufona kuhofisi yefoni: mhoro, vari kukunetsa kubva kuSberbank, SIM kadhi yako, iyo yambiro yedu inotumirwa, yakamira kushanda.
Izvi zvaive kare kare, kunyangwe kusati kwaiswa IP yekubatanidza kune iyo SMS gedhi. Naizvozvo, kuitira kuti Sber itumire SMS kubva kune yakakurumbira nhamba ye900, vakatora iyo yakapihwa SIM kadhi (kazhinji, inodarika imwe), yakarovera muGSM modem, uye ndiyo mashandiro ayo.
Okay, ndakabvuma dambudziko ndokutanga kuchera. Chekutanga pane zvese, ndinotarisa chimiro cheSIM kadhi mukubhadhara, yakavharwa. Chii gehena - padivi payo pane chinyorwa chitsvuku "USADZIRA" uye chinongedzo kune kurongeka kweiyo archdemon. Wow, izvo zvinonakidza chaizvo.
Ndinotarisa chikonzero chekuvharira, kugadzira imba patsiye dzangu uye kuenda kuhofisi inotevera, uko musikana anobva kudhipatimendi rekubiridzira ari kutarisa pamonitor.
"Lenochka," ndinomuudza, "sei wakavharira Sberbank?"
Ari kuvhiringika: vanoti chichemo chakauya chekuti spam yaibva panhamba 900. Hameno, ndakazvivharira, vaizozvigadzirisa kuseni.
Uye iwe unoti - vanyoreri zvichemo zvinofuratirwa!
Vakabatidza SIM card zvekare.
Nyaya inotyisa zvikuru
Pandakatanga kuwana basa, ini nevamwe vachangobva zera takapiwa chimwe chinhu chakafanana nerwendo rwekurongerwa. Vakaratidza michina: maseva, air conditioners, inverters, moto unodzima. Vakaratidza chiteshi chepasi chakamira mune imwe yemakamuri ekuedzwa yekuyedza, vachitsanangura kuti kunyangwe madhiri akabatidzwa nemagetsi mashoma, zviri nani kusapinda musuwo wakavharwa panguva ino. Vakatsanangura chimiro chenharembozha, nezvesimba guru uye rekuchengetedza, nezve kushivirira kukanganisa, uye nezvenyaya yekuti network yakagadzirirwa kushanda kunyangwe mushure mebhomba reatomu. Handizive kuti izvi zvakataurirwa nekuda kuzvitaura here kana kuti chaive chokwadi, asi zvakaramba zvakamira mumusoro mangu.
Uye zvechokwadi: zvisinei kuti rudzii rwezvinhu zvinopenga zvakaitika munharaunda, iyo Volga voice network yaigara ichishanda nguva dzose. Ini handisi nyanzvi yezvekufambiswa kwemashoko, asi ndinoziva kuti michina (zvese zviteshi zvemabhesi uye zviteshi zvemutengi) zvakagadzirirwa kupona kwakanyanya βizwiβ. Simba kuBS raenda here? Ichaderedza simba, shandura kune dizeli jenareta seti / mabhatiri, kudzima kutapurirana kwepaketi traffic, asi izwi richaenderera. Wacheka tambo here? Hwaro huchachinja kuchiteshi cheredhiyo chinokwana izwi. Foni yakarasika BS? Iye achawedzera simba uye kuongorora mhepo kusvikira asungirira pashongwe (kana kusvika apedza bhatiri). Etc.
Asi rimwe zuva maraiti emuhofisi akadzima, uye magwenya edhiziri akatinhira mumugwagwa. Wese munhu akamhanya kuti atarise mahardware avo: hapana chakakosha chakaitika muIT chikamu, asi kubva pakutarisisa kweBS pakanga paine kushamisika "awk." Uyezve: "varume, ZVINHU zvedu zvese zvakadzika, tarisa kubatana."
Isu tinotora nharembozha dzedu - hapana chiratidzo.
Tiri kuedza IP telephony - hapana mukana wekufambisa nharembozha.
Hapana network. Zvachose. Hapana.
Ndichirangarira mazwi pamusoro pekubhomba kweatomu, ndakamirira zvishoma nezvishoma kwemasekonzi akati wandei kuti kuvhunduka kusvike kwatiri - nekuda kwechimwe chikonzero handina kukwanisa kufunga nezve chimwe chikonzero chekurasikirwa kwetiweki. Zvaityisa uye zvinoda kuziva panguva imwe chete: Ini neimwe nzira ndainzwisisa kuti handizove nenguva yekuita chero chinhu. Vakomana vakasara vakapererwawo, hapana kana aikwanisa kunzwisisa.
Pakanga pasina masaisai ekuputika. Mushure mekuvhunduka kwemasekonzi mashanu, takamhanyira kunhare dzemutareta dzemuguta dzaivapo kuitira nyaya yakadaro, ndokutanga kufonera mahofisi edunhu. Iyo network yeguta, nerufaro, yakashanda, asi mumatunhu akasimbisa: yese yeSamara "yakafa", kana iyo hardware iri pinging kana kufona.
Maminitsi mashanu gare gare, mumwe wevanjiniya vemagetsi akaunza nhau: pakanga paine moto pane imwe nzvimbo pane imwe nzvimbo yemagetsi, ichigura simba kunenge Samara yese, uye pamwe dunhu. Exhaled; uye pakaitika shanduko yekuchengeta simba, vakatofema.
Imwe nyaya inotyisa (asi benzi diki).
Iyo fakap huru mundangariro dzangu yakaitika panguva yemutsara wakatwasuka unotevera newazvino zero. Panguva iyoyo, vakanga vachangobva kuunza chimwe chinhu nekutumira mibvunzo neSMS, saka vakagadzirira kuwedzera kwemutoro pane network mberi: vakatarisa kaviri uye vakagadzirira zvose, uye vhiki rose pamberi pezuva X vakarambidza chero basa. kunze kwevane emergency. Protocol yakafanana inoshandiswa mune chero mamiriro ezvinhu apo mutoro wakawedzerwa unotarisirwa, semuenzaniso, pamazororo. Uye kune mainjiniya ari pabasa, zvakangofanana nezuva rekuzorora, nekuti kana midziyo isina kubatwa, hapana chinogona kuitika kwairi, uye kunyangwe zvikaitika, nyanzvi dzese dzinogara muhofisi pachine nguva.
Muzhinji, isu tinogara, teerera kumutungamiriri wenyika, uye usanetseka nezve chero chinhu.
Iyo yakanyarara "F ***" inobva kune switchboard vanoshanda.
Ini ndinozvitarisa - ichokwadi "f ***": iyo campus network yadonha.
Mune yechipiri, zvinhu zvose zvinofa (panguva iyoyo pakanga pasina meme pamusoro paNatasha uye katsi, asi zvingave zvakabatsira). Chikamu chemushandisi chetiweki chinonyangarika, uye chikamu chetekinoroji chinonyangarika. Nekutyisa kuri kukura, tinoedza kutarisa kuti chii chinoramba chiri muhurongwa hwekushanda, uye tatarisa, tinosvika kukhabhineti yebhodhoro rakavanzika remushonga cognac: chete manzwi anosara (ndakakuudza, vanoshinga!), Zvimwe zvese zvakafa. . Iko hakuna Internet - kana munyoreri GPRS, kana fiber, iyo yakagoverwa kune akati wandei subprovider. SMS haina kutumirwa. Ass! Tinodaidza matunhu - ane network, asi havaone Samara.
Mukati mehafu yeawa, kuguma kwenyika kwakava kunooneka. Mamirioni gumi vanhu vanoerekana vaputsika zvinhu zvese uye vasingakwanise kusvika kunzvimbo yekufona nekuti manzwi enhare munharembozha anoshanda kuburikidza neVOIP.
Uye izvi panguva yekutaura kwemutongi ane rima! Imwe kukunda kweDhipatimendi reHurumende uye Obama pachake!
Vanamazvikokota vari pabasa vakasvetukira mukati kubva pakutanga kwakaderera uye vakashanda zvakanyanya: mukati meawa network yakava nehupenyu.
Kurwisa kwakadaro hakusi kwenharaunda, kana kunyange nharaunda yenharaunda, inofanirwa kuudzwa kuMoscow nemashoko ose uye kubudiswa kwevapari vemhosva. Naizvozvo, avo vakatora chikamu mukuferefeta vakarambidzwa kutaura chokwadi pasi pekurwadziwa kwekudzingwa, uye mushumo wakagadzirirwa Civil Defense, izere nemvura nemhute, izvo zvakazoitika neimwe nzira kuti "iyo pachayo, hapana munhu. imhosva.β
Chii chaizvo chakaitika: mumwe wemaboss anga achipererwa nenguva yekushandiswa uye aive achirasikirwa nemabhonasi kwavari. Uye vakaparadza mukuru webasa, nezvimwe zvakadaro; Naizvozvo, vanomanikidza mumwe mainjiniya matsva, vachimuudza kuti aite chinongedzo chinodiwa chetiweki "apo zvese zvakanyarara." Injiniya haana kushinga kuramba, kana kukumbira kurongeka kwakanyorwa: iyi yaive kukanganisa kwake kwekutanga. Kechipiri, akaita chikanganiso pakugadzirisa iyo Cisco kure, achiwana rekodhi mhedzisiro yefakap munguva pfupi pfupi inobvira.
Sekuziva kwangu hapana akarangwa.
Zororo rinouya kwatiri
Mazororo, sezvandambotaura, agara ari mazuva anokosha kwatiri. Pamazuva akadaro, mutoro uri pa network unowedzera zvakanyanya, nhamba yekukorokotedza mafoni uye SMS inopinda nepadenga. Ini handizive kuti zvaita sei izvozvi, nekuvandudzwa kwekutaurirana kweInternet, asi paZuva reGore Idzva chete, maopsos akabvisa chirango chakakosha pamafoni ekukorokotedza.
Naizvozvo, paManheru eGore Idzva, mainjiniya kubva kumadhipatimendi ese aigara ari pabasa muhofisi (uye kunze kwehofisi kwaive nezvikwata zvakagadzirira kusunda nemumazaya echando kuti abvise tsaona pachiteshi chepasi mumusha wediki drischi). Nyanzvi dzekubhadharisa, vatariri vehardware, software plumbers, network nyanzvi, switchers, masevhisi matekiniki, anotsigira makondirakiti - chisikwa chimwe nechimwe chine chisikwa. Uye kana mamiriro akabvumidzwa, vakarembera mukamuri yedu yebasa, vachitarisa pamidziyo yedu yekutarisa mavhisirwo emutraffic anotevera nguva dzedunhu mudunhu reVolga.
Katatu kana kana pahusiku takapemberera Gore Idzva, zvisinei, iyi yanga isiri mabiko akawandisa sekutarisira kwekutya: midziyo ichamira here nekuremerwa, zvimwe zvinongedzo mune yakaoma technical cheni break...
Sasha, uyo aiona nezvekubhadhara mari, ainyanya kutya. Iye, musimboti, aigara achitaridzika sokunge hupenyu hwake hwese hwakapedzwa patsinga yakasvibirira, nekuti aifanira kugadzirisa zvinhu zvese zvakanaka zvaiitika nekubhadhara, kuve nemhosva kune ese jambs, akamutswa kakawanda kupfuura vamwe. usiku; kazhinji, handina ruzivo rwekuti sei kana kuti nei akashanda kwaaishanda. Pamwe aibhadharwa mari yakawanda, kana kuti mhuri yaibatwa senhapwa. Asi husiku ihwohwo ini kazhinji ndainzwa kuti kana ukadzvanya pana Sasha nechipikiri, ipapo kubva mukushushikana kwemukati kwakaunganidzwa maari, anopunzika kuita guruva. Nokuda kwechiitiko chisingafadzi zvakadaro, tine broom, asi panguva ino tinosvika kubasa, tichinanzva cognac iyo yakamirira mumutsara.
Awa neawa, mashura ese akapfuura, munhu wese akatanga kuongorora masisitimu avo. Iyo switch inoshanduka kucheneruka: traffic yese yekubhadharisa yanyangarika pane imwe yedunhu switch. Uye iyi idata pamusoro pemafoni ese akapfuura nekuchinja; zvakanyorwa kune faira, iyo inoiswa mu chunks kuburikidza neFTP (ndine hurombo, asi yakavimbika) kuBRT yekuchaja.
Mufambisi, achifungidzira huwandu hweturpentine enema yaaizopihwa nekuda kwekurasikirwa kwechikamu chemari yeGore Idzva yedunhu rose, akatanga kubvunda. Achitendeukira kuna Sasha, akataura nemukurumbira VaBilling Officer nenzwi rizere netariro inofadza: βSasha, ndapota tarisa, pamwe BRT yakakwanisa kudzikisa mitengo? Ndapota, tarira!β
Sasha akatora cognac, akasveta pasangweji yecaviar, akaitsenga zvishoma nezvishoma uye, achitenderedza maziso nekunakidzwa nekuda kwekuti akange asina mubatanidzwa, akapindura: "Ndakatotarisa, hapana mafaera ... β.
(Mutariri wangu anoshamisa akabvunza kuti chii chakaitika kune murombo anochinja. Oo, mugumo wake wakanga wakashata: akatongerwa kushanda vhiki rose pamutsetse wokutanga werutsigiro rwenzvimbo yokufonera, akarambidzwa kupika. Brrr!)
Kanda ibwe uyo asina chivi
Kubva pane idzi nyaya, munhu anogona kuwana fungidziro yekuti ini pachangu kana vamwe vanhu vari pabasa handina mhosva. Hapana chemhando, ivo vakayamwa, asi neimwe nzira pasina inonakidza epic nemhedzisiro. Basa iri rakanzi rakakodzera kuvadzidzi vezuro vasina huropi uye ruzivo, pakanga pasina chekutorera mushandi akadaro, vaizomudzinga kunze kwekubatana - saka hachisi chokwadi kuti achave akangwara. Asi kupomera kukanganisa kwavo pabasa kwaive kurangwa kwemitambo kwakasiyana kune mainjiniya: vakapotsa chiratidzo, havana kuzviziva, havana kuvazivisa nenguva, saka varange. "Mukuru webasa" akange anyatsogona hunyanzvi hwekupa zvikonzero; zvaisashanda nguva dzose, asi munhu wese ainzwisisa zvese. Nokudaro, yakabhururuka mukati - asi, sekutonga, pasina migumisiro yakakomba.
Isu tiri kugadzirisa imwe "kutadza" pakuchinja shanduko.
Kwemakore anoverengeka ekushanda ikoko, ndinogona kuyeuka zviitiko zvitatu apo mumwe munhu akadzingwa mudhipatimendi.
Rimwe zuva injiniya pashifiti yehusiku akasarudza kunwa doro, uye ipapo technical director akapinda mukamuri yebasa ndokupinda. Dzimwe nguva aikwanisa kuuya seizvi ongoti mhoro (zvinoita seakatanga nevakuru vebasa). Ndakasvira mumwe mukomana negaba redoro, ndikabaya runhare, ndikadzingwa. Hatina kuzonwa doro husiku.
Imwe nguva, switchboard opareta ari pabasa akapotsa imwe tsaona yakaipisisa. Handichayeuki mashoko acho.
Uye kechitatu - pakupera kwebasa rangu ikoko. Mamiriro ekushanda akadzikira zvakanyanya, pakanga paine shanduko yakaoma uye nguva yakawandisa yakashata. Dzimwe nguva vanhu vaishanda kwemaawa 12, vozorara kwemaawa XNUMX voendazve kubasa rezuva nezuva. Ini pachangu ndakashanda seizvi chero bedzi hutano hwangu hwaibvumira uye hwakabhadharwa; ipapo ivo chaizvoizvo vakarega kubhadhara nguva yakawedzerwa (zvichienderana vakavimbisa muripo nenguva yekuenda pazvinenge zvichibvira - asi munhu wese ainzwisisa kuti hakuna munhu aizombofamba-famba), uye vakamanikidzwa kubva pabasa rinenge nekutyisidzira. Mumwe injiniya haana kukwanisa kumira cuckoo, akasimuka kubva kubasa rake pakati pekuchinja kwake ndokuenda kumba zvachose, ari munzira akatarisa muhofisi yemukuru webasa ndokumutumira tsamba nhatu. Ndinoyeuka tsamba umo injiniya uyu akanzi fascist uye mutengesi mushure mechokwadi, mumutsara wega wega wakaverengwa kuti zviremera zvakapiswa sei nechiito chakadaro.
Nezvekufunga kwangu pachangu, chimwe chiitiko chakamira mupfungwa dzangu nekuda kwekusajairika kwacho. Zvekare, basa rehusiku, zvese zvakanyarara, hapana chinoitika. Pakuchinja kwekuchinja tinotarisa kutarisa: oops, kushandiswa kwedheta kubva kune switches kwakawira pasi usiku, zvakanaka kuti chiedza chitsvuku chave chiripo kwenguva yakareba. Ndakatarisa chiratidzo ichi husiku hwese uye handina kuzviona kana chimwe chinhu. Kunyangwe chokwadi chekuti iyi yaive imwe yeakanyanya kujeka uye yekuona kutarisa, ini handisati ndanzwisisa kuti sei ndisina kuzviona.
Pakanga pasina zvikonzero zvekuitwa apa, kubatana kwaive kwakachena uye zana muzana, tsaona yechikamu chechishanu uye ingangoita kudzingwa. Mushure memaawa gumi nemaviri ebasa reusiku kusvika pakudya kwemasikati, vakandinetsa uye vakandimanikidza kunyora zvinyorwa zvekutsanangura. Sezvo pasina munhu aizodavira chokwadi, ndakatozoita zvokuzeya zvokuti, nokuda kwokukuvadzwa, ndakanyanyoshandisa mushonga wemarwadzo ndokurara. Mukuru webasa akandipopotera ari muhofisi make, zvinhu zvese zvakange zvave kunanga kudzingwa basa - asi zvakakonzera kutsiurwa nekunyimwa mabhonasi. Panguva iyoyo, Mega akanga asina kuona mabhonasi kwemakore anoverengeka, saka handina kumbokuvara.
Kurangarira chiitiko nekusvika kwemutungamiriri wehunyanzvi: humwe husiku humwe hutsvuku hwakanyungudika mukamuri yebasa ndokutanga kupopota kuti isu takanga takagara isina kukiiwa (imba yebasa haifanirwe kuvharwa musimboti), kuti isu taive nondo pano, uye kuti ne mangwanani aitarisira kubva kwatiri tose manotsi anotsanangura pamusoro pezvikanganiso zvedu zvese. Mutsvuku uyu ndiye aive mukuru wesecurity service, and he STOKED. Pashure pokushevedzera, mukuru mukuru wezvokuchengetedza akatizira murima, uye mangwanani takabvunza mukuru wedu kuti, βToitei?β βMurumbidzei,β akapindura, uye ndiwo waiva mugumo wechiitiko chacho.
Kuputsa kwandakaita department
Mumazuva iwayo, bashorg (ipapo ichiri bash.org.ru, uye kwete zvayave ikozvino) yaive sosi yechitendero. Makotesheni akaonekwa ipapo angangoita mwedzi miviri, uye iva neYAKO YAKO! QUOTE!!! PANE BASH!!! kwaitonhorera senge, toti, kuve neyako yechipiri-level domain muna XNUMX. Iyo bashorg yaive neimwe nzira yakawanda IT-anime, kunyangwe yaisetsa munhu wese.
Mangwanani ega ega ekushanda einjiniya mudiki (kureva, wangu) akatanga nekuverenga bashorg - masekonzi makumi matatu ekuseka maawa gumi nemaviri ekutambura asati asvika.
Mumwe wandaishanda naye akambondibvunza zvandaiseka. Ndakamuratidza kuti chii. Akatumira chinongedzo chakatenderedza dhipatimendi.
Basa rakamira kwemazuva akati wandei: zvakandishamisa kuti hapana mumwe wevandaishanda naye aiziva nezve bash kusvika panguva iyoyo. Kwakanga kune kuseka muimba yebasa: "Ah-haha-haha, chigamba KDE, ahaha-haha!" "Igogo-enda, nyudza makudo mumercury, bgegegeg!" Zuva rekushanda rakarasika, asi kune rumwe rutivi, upenyu hwavo hwakarebeswa zvikuru.
Bonus kune vanopedza kuverenga
Rangarira, munguva dzendebvu kwaive nejee rakakurumbira: "Ndiri kuona maC maviri muNorton, ndinofunga - nei ndichida maviri? Zvakanaka, ndakadzima imwe!" Izvi zvinondiyeuchidza imwe yenyaya dzandinofarira, dzisingataurwi neni, asi neni. Uye nguva dzose zvinonakidza sepakutanga:
18+, asi haugone kudzima mazwi kubva murwiyo
P.S
Idzi nyaya muunganidzwa wakagadziridzwa wezvimwe zvinyorwa kubva kuTG yangu chiteshi. Dzimwe nguva mutambo wakafanana unotsvedza nemo; Ini hapana chandinonongedza, asi Ndichazvisiya zvakadaro.
Iva neChishanu chisina-fuck munhu wese!
Source: www.habr.com