Mhemberero iChishanu, admin, uye pazuva ravo. Nemakwikwi, mitambo uye quirks. Zvakanga zvakaita sei 8 years ago.
Gadziriro dzeZuva reAdmin 2011 dzakatanga mwedzi yakati wandei yapfuura. Ndagamuchira tsamba iyi:
Dear admins!
"Zuva reMutungamiriri Wehurongwa" rave pedyo nekona! Kugadzirira kwechitatu IT mutambo ADMINFEST watanga.
Netsika, mutambo weIT uchaitwa muRostov-on-Don sechikamu cheAll-Russian SysAdmins Meeting.
Purogiramu yezororo inosanganisira: Kuvhurwa kukuru kweMutambo, kosi yezvipingamupinyi, CD Bowling, pamwe nemakwikwi emugadziri wehurongwa: kukanda mbeva; keyboard musangano; kuparadzwa kwekutya uye, chokwadi, manheru emutambo mukukudzwa kwako.
Zvikwata - vatori vechikamu: zvikwata zvinoumbwa nevanhu vasere, kana uri timu ine hushamwari, yakagadzwa yeODMINs, nyoresa timu yako uye tora chikamu mujaho sysadmin relay mujaho.
Jury: Nhengo dzeClub yeCIOs yekumaodzanyemba kweRussia - "THE KNOWERS".
Kutora chikamu muchiitiko mahara, pasina kuoma ...
Kunyoresa ndekuzvidira, ASI ZVINOMIRIRA. Avo vasingakwanisi kupinda vachagamuchira zvipfeko makumi maviri padhesiki rekubatsira OUT OF LINE.
Ipapo imwe tsamba yakasvika, asi panguva ino yakadzama:
Mazuva 17 asara kusvika AdminFesta yatanga!
Kana zuva rako rose rekushanda richitenderera pakombiyuta, une screwdriver muhomwe yako panzvimbo yePorshe keys, iwe unoziva zvakawanda pamusoro peDNS uye http, uye matambudziko enyika yekunze anongova matambudziko ekunze kwenyika, haugone. mira upenzi uye utende muCthulhu, zvipfeko zvako zvaunofarira ijuzi , jeans yakasakara uye sneakers dzakapfava, uye unozviverenga uri pakati peboka rakasiyana revanhu vane basa re "system administrator", saka takamirira iwe musi waChikunguru 29, 2011, kusangana pamwe chete kusagona kuverenga uye kusanzwisisa kwezvinhu zvakakosha kuburikidza nemitambo yechinyakare zviitiko uye zviitiko - pa Adminfest!
Gore rino tinokukokai kuti munyure mumhepo yechimurenga, kubva pakadhi rebato nemazuva ekushanda kusvika kune masirogani chaiwo nemamanifesto. Inzwa kunhuhwirira kwemashiripiti kwerusununguko rwekutaura, taura zvinokunetsa zvinokurwadza, kurwisa zvisingaite! Hatingamirire nyasha kubva kune zvakasikwa; kuzvitora kubva kwaari ibasa redu!
Zvatinoda: βPasi nekusagona kuverenga nekunyora kwekombuta! Wese Mushandisi anoziva pane DNS!
Paiva ne "mitemo" yakadaro kumativi ose maviri:
Mhiko ye "Admin":
Ini (zita rizere) ndinopika kuvimbika kune pfungwa dzehama admin uye nyika yese yeruzivo tekinoroji, ndinopika:
- kusabvisa nhanho imwe kubva pagwaro risina kunyorwa reSA, kukudza tsika dzayo uye mweya wemubatanidzwa usingaoneki wehunyanzvi hweruzivo;
-tora chikamu zvakatendeseka mukurwira kupona uye usamborega shamwari dzako pasi munguva dzakaoma. admins uye kwete kazhinji vashandisi vasina hanya;
- endesa ruzivo kune vaunoshanda navo, usingaregi imwe chete yevakakodzera uye yechokwadi kumweya wehama;
- kuva muenzaniso wetsika, kuvimbisa zvakawanda uye kushanda zvine mwero;
- kana iwe ukaona mushandisi akangwara, usakanganise kushanduka kwake, fungisisa uye chinyararire kuseka chiratidziro;
- kana uchidya mafuta, tarisa stack kuti ifashuke uye pasina mamiriro ezvinhu inobvumira kuti zviitike.
Mhiko yemutongi:
Ini, ndakadzidza, kutanga pazuva rino kutonga Mitambo yeGiga-Olympic, ndinoziva basa rekucherechedza mweya wezororo uye kuona simba rangu risingagumi uye rinoedza pamusoro pevarombo vatori vechikamu uye vanopika:
- kutonga uye kuongorora zvigumisiro zvisina rusaruro, kuitira kuti vakasimba uye vakachenjera vahwine, uye kwete uyo anoda zvakawanda;
- govera mapoinzi zvinoenderana nemhando yekupasa bvunzo uye usape zvinopfuura zvibodzwa zvepamusoro zvemakwikwi, kunyangwe ndichiziva nhamba uye nezvimwe;
- usabvumire mafeni uye cheerleaders (uye kunyangwe vakanaka) kubatsira timu;
- Ini ndinosiya chiokomuhomwe chero chipi zvacho, kubva kudoro rinopa upenyu nembwanana dzegreyhound kusvika kumafloppy disks akaputsika.
Eya, ndiani aizoramba nokudisa kokero dzinoedza dzakadaro?
Saka, pandakanyoresa, ndakava nemukana wekupinda mhemberero yehupenyu iyi!
Manheru eChishanu changa ndakamirirwa kwenguva refu, ndakasvika panzvimbo yakanga yaratidzwa papepa rokukoka. Nzvimbo dzakatenderedza paki dzachinja zvekusazivikanwa. Zvinenge makona ese nemiti yawaitarisa yaifadza ziso.
Pakati penzira yakazadzwa nemadhisiki, munhu aigona kuwana nyore nyore tafura yevarongi, uko kunyoreswa kwakaitika, kadhi yepati yeadmin yakabudiswa, uye kutsvaga kweboka rekuita mumakwikwi kwakaitika.
Apo kunyoreswa uye kuzivana kwevatori vechikamu kwaiitika, matafura ekupenda muviri akanga atove kushanda, apo vatori vemutambo vakawana zvitsva zvekuwedzera pamatehwe avo.
Uyezve, pakupera kwechiitiko, nhengo dzechikwata dzakagamuchirawo mamwe mapoinzi emifananidzo yakadai, izvo zvakazokonzerawo kuiswa kwekupedzisira kwezvikwata patafura yekupedzisira.
Saka ndakazviwana ndave timu, ndakabatana nemapoka ayo, uye ndakagamuchira chiratidzo chechikwata - 256-metres memory stick (gnusmas DDR PC3200).
Zvimwe zvikwata zvaive nezviratidzo - mashanu-inch floppy disk, screw plates, nezvimwe.
Asi makadhi ebato akadaro akapihwa kune mumwe nemumwe anotora chikamu pakutanga kwechiitiko.
Chikwata changu chiri pamusoro mumufananidzo, kaputeni akabata mumaoko ake gwaro resangano, iro, mushure memakwikwi ega ega, mapoinzi akawanikwa - mazuva ekushanda - akaiswa.
Apo zvikwata zvakatorwa (pakupedzisira pakanga paine zvikwata zvishanu zvevatori vechikamu vasere chimwe nechimwe), muparidzi akakoka munhu wese pachikuva, varongi vakaita hurukuro dzavo dzekuvhura uye vakazivisa kutanga kwechikamu chemakwikwi.
Muratidziri (DJ Minus, sezvaaizviti iye pachake, asi chaizvoizvo nyanzvi yeIT ane ruzivo rweMutungamiri) inotaura nezvemakwikwi nemitemo yechiitiko chacho. Uye makwikwi pachavo, ayo varongi vakagadzirira.
Makwikwi ekutanga echikwata chedu aive "Webhu". Mitemo yacho iri nyore - nhengo dzechikwata nhatu dzinofanirwa kupfuura kubva pakutanga kusvika kumagumo nzira yezvipingamupinyi yemarabhoni akadhonzwa kwechinguva, pasina kudzokorora nzira yemutambi wekare.
Kureva, tsvaga nzira nhatu dzakasiyana kuburikidza newebhu barriers.
Kwaive, sekutaura, makwikwi ekudziya-kutambanudza mhasuru dzedu nehuropi kune mamwe mabasa anotevera.
Yakatevera yaive makwikwi e "Relay Race", uko vamiriri vatatu vechikwata vakakumbirwa kuti vamhanye, nenzira yemakwikwi nechimwe timu, vachirovera basketball mumasiki egasi uye pfuti yemuchina mune rumwe ruoko, kumutongi pakupera njanji, ita gumi neshanu squats uye wodzokera kunzvimbo yekutangira uchirovera bhora.
Iyi yaive imwe yemakwikwi akasimba uye akaoma - pano iwe unofanirwa kuita kurwisa timu yemuvengi, uye shandisa kumhanya uye kutsungirira.
Asi masoja edu haana kuodza mwoyo! Uye tsigiro yevamwe vese vechikwata yaive yakasimba uye ine ruzha pano.
Inotevera yaive yakadzikama, asi kwete zvishoma inonakidza Xonix.
Chero ani anoyeuka mutambo uyu kumashure kwekutanga 90s achakurumidza kunzwisisa mitemo.
Mumiriri kubva kuchikwata chimwe nechimwe akapinda mukati merectangle, akavhara maziso.
Kusvika hupenyu hutatu hwechikwata chega-chega hwakatambwa - chekutanga, chikwata chimwe chaidzora inzwi remutambi wacho, uyo akabatanidza zvikamu zvakapedzwa mukati merectangle neribhoni, uye mumiriri wechimwe chikwata panguva iyi aifanira kutyora mutsara wakanga isati yapedzwa, yakavharwa maziso, uye inodzorwa nechikwata chezwi.
Kufamba kwemutambi wega wega nhanho dzekuwedzera mberi.
Pakupedzisira, chikwata chine mutambi anoisa nzvimbo huru pamberi pekuguma kwehupenyu hwese chinokunda.
Kwakazoitwawo makwikwi maviri akadzikama - kukwirisa zvigaro nekukanda mbeva.
MuBowling, waifanira kutenderedza disc kumberi uye kugogodza pasi mapini.
Sezvo mapini acho akanga ari matete zvikuru, uye madhisiki acho akanga asingadi kuumburuka, vanhu vashomanene ndivo vakarova payakanga yapfurwa, asi zvakadaro mapini akadonhedzwa pasi!
Mukukanda makonzo, kururamisa kwakakosha - nekuti mamonitor aive kure, uye mudziyo pachawo waive wakareruka uye wakaderera-aerodynamic.
Asi mushure mekuyedza kwekutanga kukanda chinangwa, kubva kune matatu anotevera, kunyangwe ini ndakarova chinangwa kamwe. Vese vamiriri vechikwata vakakanda, senge mu bowling.
Makwikwi epfungwa akanyanya - "garwe" - akaitika padyo neshongwe yayo!
Pano, vatongi vakapa chikwata chega chega mazwi mashanu eIT, uye mumiriri wechikwata airatidza nemasaini zvinoreva izwi rega rega.
Isu takafungidzira zvese, kunyangwe paine mamwe mazwi akaoma pakati peaya anofungidzirwa: trackball, repository, switch uye intranet. Izwi rechishanu rakabuda mumusoro mangu...
Vatongi vakafarira matambiro echikwata ichi zvekuti vakatadza kugadzikana kwenguva yakareba mushure mekufungidzira izwi rega rega.
Mushure mebasa repfungwa rakadaro, makwikwi ekupedzisira akazova musimboti wemakwikwi ese. Kudhonza kwehondo kubva kune dzakamonyoroka pairs.
Chinhu chikuru apa raive simba uye zano. Vatori vechikamu vatatu vakasimba kubva kuchikwata chimwe nechimwe vakarwa nevadzivisi vavo.
Mumafainari, zvikwata zvaikwikwidzana nevakwikwidzi vazvo vasina simba. Nekuda kweizvozvo, timu yedu yakazova ine simba zvakanyanya.
Apa vese vaive mumhemberero idzi vaipururudza zvikwata. Vaimbi vakabva pachikuva pedyo vakabatsirawo vatambi zvakanyanya nenziyo dzavo dzeIT.
Muratidziri anozviratidza achitambanudza tambo yakamonyoroka:
Pashure pekunge makwikwi aya afamba zvakanaka, kaputeni wedu akagamuchira mapoinzi ezuva rekushanda pamakwikwi ekupedzisira ndokuanamatidza mubhuku rechikwata.
Apo vatongi vechiitiko chacho vakanga vachiverenga pfungwa uye vachipfupisa migumisiro, varongi vakanga vachiunganidza zvishoma nezvishoma nzvimbo dzakapoteredza, kana zvisina kudaro kwakanga kwatosviba, uye pakanga paine matambudziko nekuvhenekera kwenzira mupaki.
Mibairo yacho yakatariswa uye yapihwa kumuratidziri. Chikwata chedu chinohwina mukwikwidzi wese, uye vese vatori vechikamu vezuva re admin vanofara.
Vatongi vakabva vapa zvipo kuvakuru vezvikwata zvese, uyezve nhengo dzechikwata dzakakunda dzakapihwa zviyeuchidzo zvisingakanganwike (ndakawana USB mbeva).
Uye kupembererwa kweZuva reAdmin kwakafambira mberi kusvika padanho rekupisa mufananidzo wemushandisi zvisina musoro wakagadzirwa nevarongi.
Kaputeni wedu akabatidza chishamiso ichi, icho chakapisa kwenguva yakareba pasi pekutariswa kweshamwari yakanyatso dzidziswa ine chekudzimisa moto. Vakabva vatanga kutamba vachitenderedza moto vachinzwa kurira kwengoma.
Izvi ndizvo zvakazoitika neiyo system unit, iyo yaive yakazara nehardware mushure mezvose!
Paive nemufaro wakawanda uye manzwiro akakurira munhu wese nezvose kwenguva refu.
Ipapo munhu wese akatsikitsira kuchikuva, uko kwatakamirira konzati yerock, padhuze kutaurirana nevarongi uye nevose vatori vechikamu chezuva rino rinonakidza re admin!
Aya ndiwo mafambiro akaita rimwe zuva rekupenga remaneja system muguta redu.
Tinotenda zvikuru varongi vemhemberero iyi uye kune vese vakapinda vakawana simba nenguva yekuve chikamu chechikwata ichi. Mushure mezvose, admins isimba!
Mamwe mapikicha mashoma:
IT nyanzvi uye IT nyanzvi:
Simba:
Mukurwisana kumeso:
Taizovepi pasina mbeva?
Tiri kuonei? Zvapera.
Happy System Administrator Day!
Source: www.habr.com