Happy System Administrator Day 

Ipo imwe software iri kunanga kuzere kurerutsa uye kumwe kusinganzwisisike dhizaini shanduko, iyo IT masisitimu emakambani ari kuramba achiwedzera kuoma uye kuvhiringa. Kana iwe uri kukwenya kupokana neizvi, saka iwe unogona kunge usati wagadzirisa Cisco routers, hauna kubata neDevOps, vatorwa pakutarisa nekudhinda manejimendi, uye uchiri kufunga kuti admin ikati, shredder, a. juzi, nendebvu. Asi zvisinei nekuti hupenyu, tekinoroji, hardware uye software inoshanduka sei, chinhu chimwe chete chinoramba chisina kuchinjika - 1C rutsigiro - mibvunzo kubva kune vashandisi vanogona kuita zuva, tsinga, hysteria, kuvhunduka uye kuda kuuraya. Zvakazoitika kuti zvakaita seizvi kwese kwese - saka bata diki kumusoro pasi pekucheka.

Bashorg zvachose!

Chokwadi musikana wacho kubva RegionSoft zvikwata Ndakasangana nemunyori wemakomiki aya, Sarolta Hershey, gore rapfuura, asi chimwe chinhu chakashata uye kusunungurwa kwemifananidzo iyi yezviratidzo hakuna kuitika. Zvisinei, mvumo yekushandura uye kushandisa yawanikwa. Wadiwa Sarolta, ndinokutendai nezano rako rakanaka uye mifananidzo yakanakisa! Yekutanga makomiki mune post  "9 yeMibvunzo Yakapusa MaSysadmins Anofanira Kutsungirira", chinyorwa ndechedu.

Kazhinji, vatariri vehurongwa hwenyika dzese, batana!

Internet

Ichi pamwe ndicho chikonzero chakajairika chekufonera iyo yemukati nhamba yesystem maneja uye kubvunza boka remibvunzo yakapusa. Uye pano, hongu, iwe unofanirwa kufara kuti vaunoshanda navo vanofona zvakapfava kana zvine hunyoro - zvakanyanya kuipa kana waunoshanda naye ari shiri inodada uye akazvipira kumisa imwe chidimbu chehardware, kugovera IP kero kuburikidza neDHCP. Kazhinji, vashandisi vakanaka: vanodzima nhoroondo yavo yebrowser, vachitenda kuti vakaidzima kwese kwese; shingaira kushandisa incognito mode uye tenda kuti haipedzi traffic; Vanobatanidza mamodemu avo, asi vanokanganwa kusarudza nzvimbo yekuwana uye vanofunga kuti vari kupeta nemanomano “kuburikidza neInternet” yavo.  

Ivo zvakare vanotenda kuti admins nemaneja vane makaro, saka vanotarisisa nhoroondo yekushanya uye huwandu hwetraffic. Ehe, hongu, hongu, sahwira anogumburwa kana iwe ukashandisa ⅔ yezuva rako rekushanda paPikabu, muchitoro chepamhepo, kana kunyange paHabré - zvinoita sekunge ari kubhadhara kubasa, kwete zvekuvaraidza. Asi izvi hazvina kukosha senyaya dzekuchengetedza ruzivo: nepo enikey mukomana ari kuseka paYouTube, mutengesi ane ruzivo ari kudhonza chinyararire dhatabhesi kubva mugore. Uye munhu wese anogovaniswa pamwechete :)

Ndinogona kudhawunirodha kopi online?

Ndinofunga ndakatyora Indaneti! Unogona kuzvigadzirisa here?

Ndiwo wako wega system maneja

Kana mumwe wako akagona Win+L kana cmd -> regedit, funga zvose, ava ndivo vanhu vane ngozi zvikuru, nokuti vane chokwadi chokuti zita ravo ndiro mutariri wehurongwa. Ivo vanozotangazve makomputa, plug waya, kunamatira bootable flash drive mumachiteshi ese, kuchenesa registry, kubvisa uye kuisa zvirongwa (kana iwe ukasavhara izvi sarudzo), nekukurumidza kana gare gare vanoedza kubvisa iyo antivirus kana kuidzima, uye tora. kune system mafaira. Kazhinji, pasina mitemo yeboka - vanhu vakadaro vanotariswa zvakanyanya. Asi vanobva vangokanda mureza muchena vobvunza mibvunzo inosetsa:

• Ndakabvisa Internet Explorer, Internet iripi? 
• Zvinoita here kuisa MS SQL? Sei, iMicrosoft! 
• Grunt kuhofisi yangu! (quack-quack-quack, dhipatimendi K iripo nechikonzero)
• Sei wakaivhara, ndine maneja wechikamu muMozilla, uye pane 49 zvikamu zvakachengetwa mairi! Zvose zvinodiwa!
• Zvese zvinononoka neantivirus! (hongu, tinoziva - hazvinzwe zvakafanana)
• Ndakaisa uswa hwejusi mufani uye ndakaimisa, ikozvino haiite ruzha, asi iri glitchy. (Kuzvikudza, hongu)
• Hapana chandakabata, asi nekuda kwechimwe chikonzero chakaoma chega. Ndinoreva, 72 Chrome tabs? Nei asina simba kudaro? (sei usiri kusimudza bhero rine huremu gumi nembiri, iwe usina simba?)

Komputa yangu haidi kushanda. Inofanira kubatidzwa here?

Ko mudziyo wekuomesa bvudzi uchadzima (kumhanyisa) komputa yangu?

Mibvunzo ye "kufunga"

Haisi tsika yemushandisi kufunga - zviri nyore kwavari kufona nhamba yemukati uye kubvunza mubvunzo wehunyanzvi. Sezvo mutemo, mibvunzo yakadaro ine mhinduro. Dzimwe nguva izvi zvinotaridzika sechishuwo chekujekesa, kugovera mutoro, kana kuita seakangwara. Kana kuti zvimwe hapana wekutaura naye. 

Inguva ipi inovhara iyi 24 hour technical support?

Kunyumwa

Kufungira kwevashandisi kunoshamisa kusanganiswa nekusanyatsoita hanya mumunda wekuchengetedza ruzivo. Ivo vane password ytrewq321 (inonyengera!), Inyore pabepa, wakadzikama pinda masisitimu emakambani kuburikidza neruzhinji wi-fi (kunze kwekunge admin achitarisira nyaya iyi), asi tanga kupenga kana chitubu chikafamba zvakasiyana nezvavanotarisira. . Wekutanga anofungidzira, hongu, ndiye maneja wehurongwa - zvimwe angaone sei nhoroondo yekushanya uye kufona?! Iyo yakakosha paranoia inotanga mushure mekubatanidza kuburikidza neboka rekuona: komputa inova chinhu chinonyanya kufungidzira icho chisingachavimbiki. Zvisinei, nguva yakanaka yekudzidzisa.

IP kero 127.0.0.1 ndeyako, handizvo here? Wandibaya here?? 

Chishuvo chekuve muchimiro uye yakadzika tekinoroji kusagona kuverenga nekunyora 

"Ndakatamisa vatengi kumakore ndikaendesa dhiri," akadaro mutengesi zvisina tsarukano uye nenhevedzano pedyo nemuchina wekofi, akatarisa admin achizvikudza. Inowedzera mazwi, hongu. Zvese nekuda kwenyanzvi dzeIT, kuitira kuti gare gare tigone kutaura mutauro mumwechete navo. Nguva ichapfuura, uye achakumbira kumuendesa "kumutsara", "kutamisa VDS" (ari kutaura nezve VPN), “kande mambure kumba” (ibate, hove, uye ini ndichaenda kunokanda E1, hongu), "rustle mugore", nezvimwewo. Panguva imwecheteyo, anovhiringidza ABBYY neAdobe, anokumbira kudhinda vhidhiyo (dzimwe nguva zvinobatsira kudhinda skrini panzvimbo yakakodzera), uye paanoona Linux, anofenda (Zvakanaka, iwe unoiisa isina GUI, handiti? 😉)

Iyo IT sector nhasi inokwezva munhu wese - inoita kunge ine mukurumbira, inodhura, yakanaka, rock uye roll. Zvakanaka, zvakafanana neFerrari: kana ukasaityaira, unogona kuirova. Naizvozvo, hapana chikonzero chekugumburwa kana kuita zvirongwa zvedzidzo nefuro pamuromo, ivo vanozorwara ivo pachavo. Asi zvakakomba, kana mumwe wevaunoshanda navo achinyatsofarira, wadii kuvaudza? Ko kana akadzora uye opinda muIT mushure me35!

Kuri kunaya mumakore here?

Ndingaprinda sei vhidhiyo?

Ini ndinoda imwe yeaya maLinux, unogona kundiisira imwe yacho?
Chinyorwa chiri paT-shirt: "Dai simba rive neni."  

Kazhinji, vashandisi vanoda vatariri vehurongwa, vanoziva kuti kana vakamudaidza, zvese zvichanaka. Vanotenda mauri, vanovimba newe, vanotenda kuti une masimba makuru uye hunyanzvi hwepamusoro. Kuva gamba guru kwakaipa here?

Kazhinji, shamwari, zororo rinofadza! Kushivirira, zvirongwa zvine hunyanzvi, zviito zvakachengeteka, zvinovimbika zvinongedzo, zvakajeka zvigadziriso, zvine nguva backups, uye rega mibvunzo yakapusa kudaro ive chinhu chakaipisisa muhupenyu hwako hwekushanda. Mufaro! 

Norudo, RegionSoft Developer Studio timu

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