Shamwari dzinodikanwa, ndafara kukuonai zvakare. Ini pachangu ndaisuwa kutaura kwedu. Kusavapo kwangu kwenguva refu kubva pachishandiswa ichi kunokonzerwa nekuwanda kwakanyanya kwevarwere. Pakati pazvo, ndinofara kucherechedza, pakanga pane vaverengi vakawanda vezvinyorwa zvangu zvekare. Uye kunyange, ndingazvitaura, vatauri!
Chakaita kuti nditore chinyoreso changu zvakare yaive nyaya yekuti nguva pfupi yadarika ndaifanira kubata nebasa rakakura kwazvo rekubira, iro, funga iwe, rakanga risiri remahara, asi nemutengo wakakura, pane imwe nzvimbo vaiita majee uye vakanyepera. .
Ndosaka nhasi ndakuzarurira mweya wangu. Uye ndichanyora chokwadi. Chokwadi chete. CHOKWADI CHINHU CHOKWADI CHINHU! Kuriisa mumutauro wakapfava, unonzwisisika kumunhuwo zvake.
Zvinosuruvarisa, nzanga haina maonero akanaka pamusoro pevanachiremba vemazino. Isu tiri vaviri maoko-on uye grabbers, tichizadza Porschkayens yedu ne 120-octane peturu pa 666 rubles parita. Hongu, ichokwadi. Ini zvakare ndakatsamwa uye ndinotuka sturgeon nekuda kwekudhura kwecaviar yayo. Kungoseka, hongu. Ndinokukumbira kuti utore mazano angu uye analogies munyaya yacho zvakanyanya. Uye kumwe kunyemwerera.
Edza kusaverenga pakati pemitsetse. Kutuka vamwe? Hongu, zvinogoneka. Vanyori vemamwe e "mabasa" anoratidzwa pasi apa anokodzera zvakakwana enema ine giramufoni tsono. Ndizvo zvandinozivisa chokwadi. Famba iyi yakaipa tsika dzekambani.
Unoda kuwana “basa” rakadai here?
Kana seizvi?
Asi ini ndichakuudza zvimwe nezve "basa" iri:
Uyu muenzaniso wezvisingafaniri kuita.
Kudyara kuri pakona yakakomba, axis yayo haienderane nemasanhu emazino e "native". Mutoro, wakavakirwa pamusimboti werevheti, unogovaniswa zvisizvo, uye korona ine chimiro chisina kujairika chechimiro - chine mipendero yakanyanyisa, pasi peiyo chikafu uye plaque zvinovharika.
Kuzvimba kunokura uye, semhedzisiro, kurasikirwa kwefupa renyama uye mazamu akatenderedza kuisirwa. Vashoma venyu vangada kubhadhara mari yebasa inozopedzisira yadzika ndebvu dzenyu. Kunyangwe mabheti ega haabatsire pano.
Unofunga kuti chii chinobatanidza unhu hutatu uhwu husina mubvunzo hwebasa?
Iwe uchawana mhinduro kumubvunzo uyu nekuverenga chinyorwa changu ...
Zvinogumbura zvinoshamisa sei dzimwe nguva zvinondiita kuti ndione kuti vanhu, vachiedza kuchengetedza mari, vanobhadhara zvakapetwa kaviri mutengo, uye panguva imwe chete vanomanikidzwa kurasikirwa netsinga, nguva yavo yakakosha, uye hutano hwavo zvakare uye zvakare. Mushure mezvose, chero kupindira kwekuvhiya, zvisinei kuti chii uye zvisinei kuti SuperMegaHyperNanoBomb kiriniki (ine geishas, vatongi vatema, vabatsiri vasina kupfeka kana nzou) inoitwa, inoramba iri yekuvhiya, uye kiriniki i chipatara uko, Iwe unofanirwa kubvuma kuti chero munhu akajairwa angade kubata zvishoma sezvinobvira. Kune zvimwe zvinhu zvinonakidza muhupenyu zvekushandisa nguva yako pazviri. Uye mari.
Saka nei mutengo weiyo nzira ungave wakasiyana mumakiriniki emazino akasiyana? Pahwaro hwezvinhu zvipi rondedzero yemutengo (mutengo tag) yakavakwa uye nei zvakakosha kuti utarise kwete nhamba munzvimbo yekutanga.
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Zvishandiso nezvinhu
Ndichakupa nyaya chaiyo kubva pakudzidzira - shamwari yangu yekuchikoro yakakumbira rubatsiro mushure mekudzidza kuti ndanga ndichishanda sachiremba anovhiyiwa kwenguva yakareba. Baba vake vakaiswa ma implants mune yakavanzika kana ine hunhu hwemazino kekupedzisira akateedzana. Kupona mwero - 50%. Vanobheja vaviri - imwe inodonha. Vanobheja vamwe vana vowana maviri. Asi hazvidhure. Asi hazvinakidzi zvakanyanya kana. Zvechokwadi, kururamisa kwemajamu aya kwakaitwa mukati megadziriro yewaranti, asi murwere akanga aneta zvishoma nazvo. Zvakasarudzwa kuti tirambe tichirapwa nesu. Mushure mekunyatsoita bvunzo dzese dzinodiwa, ndakagumisa kuti pamwe nepamusoro-soro, kukundikana kwacho kwakakonzerwa nemhosho yevacheki veimplantology vakapfekwa, vakashandiswa kugadzira mibhedha yekuiswa, izvo zvakakonzera kupisa kwecortical. pfupa - necrosis yayo. Somugumisiro, mapfupa emapfupa akarasikirwa nekudya uye osseointegration haina kuitika-kusanganiswa kwemapfupa emapfupa nepamusoro pepamusoro pekuisa. Oh b@!@# - Ndakavimbisa ... Kunyanya, zvakakonzerwa nemhosva yezvibhorani zvakasakara, izvo zvaishandiswa kuboora maburi ayo, masikiru etitanium aikwizwa, kunge mudhuri. Just pasina chop. Uye zvese izvi zvakashata zvakaitika chete nekuti mumwe munhu akaipa akasarudza kuchengetedza imwe mari uye "akakanganwa" kutenga vatsva uye vanopinza vanopenya vanocheka.
Ndinofunga kuti mamiriro acho nemabhura uye nezvose zvinotenderera, kuruka, kucheka zvishandiso muhofisi iyoyo hazvisi nani.
Izvi zvinotungamirira kune chokwadi chokuti kana uchiedza kubvisa, somuenzaniso, zino reuchenjeri, iro, sekutonga, rinoda kuparadzaniswa () dambudziko rimwechete richiripo. Mabhura acho haana kusimba, akasviba kubva pakupisa, anojamba, uye anotyoka panguva yekushanda. Panzvimbo pemaminetsi gumi nemashanu ekubviswa, tinowana ese makumi mana pamwe nejekiseni rekuwedzera reanesthetic uye chikamu chakatyoka chemoto unopisa zvakanyanya kuseri kwedama, (zvakanakisa) sebhonasi.
Ndiyo nyaya imwechete mukurapa - shure kwezvose, isu tose tinoyeuka kunhuwa kwemazino akapiswa mumazino, apo guruva rakawanda uye isu hatigoni kufema. Ini ndinowanzo nyarara nezve chokwadi chekugadzirisa carious cavities - kana blunt bur ikaiswa mune yakatyoka, yakasununguka muromo, isu tinowana gomba pachinzvimbo cheyakachena, gomba remhandara. Sezvakaita ex wako.
Total fucking economy. Asi mitengo yakadzikira, vanhu vanouya nechido...
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Zvigadzirwa
Chinhu chakakosha pakuona mutengo wekupedzisira wemasevhisi kuvepo kana kusavapo kwekamuri yakazara-rayi yeX-ray, kusanganisira muchina weCBCT (cone beam computed tomography) wekuongorora zvemhando yepamusoro uye kuronga kurapwa kwakaringana. Hapana chiremba wemazino anozviremekedza achatanga kuisirwa uye kurapwa kwemidzi pasina mufananidzo uyu. Kana iyi mudziyo unoshanda usiri mukiriniki, saka gadzirira kudzungaira kubva kukiriniki uchienda kukiriniki (kana kunzvimbo dzakakosha dzekuongorora) uko mudziyo uyu unowanikwa. Izvo, sezvatinonzwisisa isu tese, haisi camilleaux. Kwechipiri, chigadzirwa chakadaro chinodhura mamiriyoni mashanu rubles uye nezvimwe. Asi iwe haugone kuzvitenga uye kuchengetedza mari.
Vazhinji venyu vanozoti: “Pfft, ndauya nezano, wakanyanyokara here kana chimwe chinhu? Hazvina kuoma kuti ndiende kunzvimbo yakakosha kunotora foto." Ini ndinobvuma, asi kuenda kunzvimbo yakasarudzika kunotora mufananidzo sezvakarongwa chinhu chimwe.
Yakasiyana zvachose kana iri:
- Kurwadziwa kwakanyanya, uye pamusuwo vanokuudza kuti: "tora mufananidzo uri kune imwe nzvimbo, wozodzoka!" Pamwe, iyi "imwe nzvimbo" inogona kunge isiri muchivako chinotevera. Ndiani angada mafungiro aya? Kuenda kuna chiremba wemazino kunogara kuchinetsa, kunyanya pawakatsungirira marwadzo husiku hwese uye pakupedzisira (!!!) wakasvika kukiriniki, kwaunofunga kuti vari kuda kukubatsira, asi ipapo - "hapana mudziyo, asi unorembera mukati. ipapo, manzwiro akanaka uye akanaka!
- Kana zvakakosha kudzora kurapwa kwemazino, kana kudzora kushanda uye nzvimbo yekuisa, semuenzaniso.
Uchaenda ne“tsono” mumuromo mako uye dhamu rerabha (“sikavha” inoparadzanisa zino kubva pamuromo wemukanwa wose) kune imwe nzvimbo iri pedyo? Asi iwe haufanirwe kuita kutonga uku. Ipapo inzwa wakasununguka kutaura kune zino, "bye-bye!"
Asi mitengo yakadzikira, vanhu vanouya nechido...
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Kubereka vana
Ini ndichabhadhara zvakanyanya kuCSO (Central Sterilization Department). Zviri, chokwadi, kwose kwose. Asi ndeipi?
Imba yekare yakashandiswa autoclave, yakatengwa muchitoro chekutengesa. Kwete kurohwa, kwete kupendwa. Mumwe muridzi, uye uyo ndiambuya vekare vekuGermany, avo pakupera kwevhiki vakachenesa zvirongo zvekuumburudza masoseji eBavaria mariri. Haichabata tembiricha inodiwa kana kumanikidza.
Nekuda kweizvozvo, hapagone kutaura nezve sterility. Uye zvakare, muCSC yakajairika panofanirwa kunge paine boka remidziyo yakakosha uye zvigadziriso zvakagadzirirwa kuve nechokwadi kuti, kunyangwe kana vagari vese vezviteshi zvitatu nevakadzi vavo vane mutoro wakaderera munharaunda vakarapwa pamberi pako, hauzotapukirwa. chero chinhu shure kwavo.
Asi mitengo yakadzikira, vanhu vanouya nechido...
Zvinyorwa zvekunyengera
Rimwe zuva ndakaenda kuguta guru retsika, kuGriboyedov Canal, kunodyisa drakes nebhanhire, pamwe chete nemadhadha avo. Ndichiyemura runako rweChechi yeMuponesi paRopa Rakadururwa, handina kuona kuti bhandi rinonaka rakanga risisipo.
Ndine urombo, madrakes nemadhadha avo. Nguva inotevera ndichanyatsokudyisa. Asi hazvisizvo chaizvo. Ndazvizorodza ndimene, ndakashanyira aichimbova shamwari yangu mukirasi aishanda sachiremba wokuvhiya mukiriniki inozivikanwa zvikuru. Ndoti kudii vanangu. Zvadaro pachava nemarara uye utsi.
Ndakadarika curb ndokupinda padoor...
- Eee! Pfeka zvivharo zveshangu! Ndinonzwa inzwi romumwe munhu. Pamwe pareception pakakwirira, kana kuti musikana akanganwa kusimuka, asi ndaitya chaizvo mhere yehasha. Uye nekunyara chete kupfeka zvivharo zveshangu uye kudzokera kuimba yekumirira yekutambira, ndakaona kuti kunhuhwirira kwanga kwave kundinetsa kubva panguva yekushanya kwakakonzerwa kwete nekurwiswa kwekutya kwangu, asi nemadhiraini kubva mukamuri repasi reSt. Petersburg pombi yesuweji. Ndinoda kofi! Muviri waida kapu yecafe inopisa, yakasimba, inonhuwirira. Asi kunyange pano zvinonetsa.
3 mu1 kofi uye mabhegi eLipton, ayo anopiwa kuzadzwa nemvura inopisa kubva kune inotonhorera, inoodza mwoyo zvishuwo zvese.
Asi, zvinosuruvarisa, handina kukwanisa kuona muchengeti wekuchena kwepabonde panguva iyoyo. Uye bhaketi rakazara nemavharo eshangu akashandiswa rakabudirira.
Asi zvinogona kunge zvakasiyana. Pasina zvivharo zveshangu, nokuti kune vanhu vanokosha vanogamuchira mihoro yekuchenesa. Nekofi yakanaka iyo chero metropolitan kofi shopu inogodora. Multi-stage air purification uye aromatization system. Vatungamiri vakanyatsodzidziswa. Uye kungonakidza, kuzorora mhepo umo iwe unokanganwa kuti uri mukiriniki yemazino. Kuti yakakosha mari yacho here kana kuti kwete zviri kwauri kuti usarudze.
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Rent uye zvekushandisa
Kusiyana nekutenda kwakakurumbira kuti kurenda pakati peMoscow kunogona kuwedzera mutengo wekupedzisira kakawanda, ndinozivisa zvine hungwaru kuti uku kudenha. Nokuti kusiyana kwemari yekurenda ndeye 500 sq.m. pakati peMoscow uye nechekunze kwayo imari inogona kuwedzera mutengo wekugadzwa kumwe chete nepamusoro pe100 rubles. "Super-rent" inobhadhara yega mumaawa mashoma ekushanda kwekiriniki, nditende ini.
Ndeupi rudzi rwekuwedzera kwepasi rose mumutengo wekurapa watingatotaura nezvawo? Bvunza - ndinozviziva sei izvi? Mumufananidzo wemusoro, nzvimbo yangu inorwadza yakafukidzwa negumbo remukadzi wemuvambi wekiriniki. Usangomuudza nezvazvo.
Ikozvino kanganwa zvese zvandakanyora pamusoro. Kazhinji, hazvina basa kuti unogara chigaro chipi - chakasununguka, ergonomic, kana chekare, iyo nzira yekusimudza yakaputsika makore gumi apfuura, uye sofa yakarangarira maratidziro echiuno chehussars uye ine mamakisi. kubva pamakumbo ebhutsu dzavo. Uye chikamu chekubudirira kwemeno maitiro hachitsamiri pamhando yekofi yakasununguka.
Asi handina kukwanisa kunyora chinyorwa kubva mundima imwe.
Saka nei makiriniki akasiyana uye vanachiremba vakasiyana vaine mitengo yakasiyana yemaitiro akafanana? Muchokwadi, zvese hazvisi nyore, asi zviri nyore.
Ngatimbofungidzira kuti makiriniki ese aripo anoshanda nezvinhu zvakafanana. Uye ivo vari mumamiriro ezvinhu akafanana - hazvina kujairika kuti makiriniki anodhura uye akachipa anowanikwa chaizvo mamita gumi kubva kune mumwe, dzimwe nguva kunyange muchivakwa chimwe chete. Uye zvinogona kufungidzirwa kuti vanounza mari imwechete yekurenda uye yekushandisa.
Kana tikafungidzira kuti vanoshanda maererano nemitemo yakafanana yekuisa mitengo uye kuverenga purofiti, musiyano unobva kupi? Uye pano ndipo pazvinobva:
Somuenzaniso, tine mudzidzi wanezuro, akagadzirira kushanda nokuda kwezvokudya, uye mubatsiri wake, anodya zvakasara pashure pomudzidzi, uye maneja pazvokudya zvakaderera-calori, kana, zviri nyore, pamvura. Mari yebasa yevashandi vakadaro ishoma. Mazuva ano kune zvakawanda zvinopihwa kubva kunyanzvi dzekutanga (vadzidzisi) vanogona kugadzira "hunyanzvi" mahara kana muripo mushoma. Asi chinhu chimwe chete kana vhudzi kana misumari ine eyelashes inokura, uye chimwe chinhu mazino ...
Mune imwe kona yemhete mune nyanzvi dzakaunganidzwa uye kukwezvwa kubva kumakiriniki emazino epamusoro. In-inoda vanachiremba, vabatsiri uye vatungamiri vane mabasa ari kudiwa. Vashandi, avo vane hutano hwebasa hwakagadzirirwa semuenzaniso, vane misoro nemaoko vanovimbwa nezviuru zvevarwere. Sezvineiwo, nyanzvi dzakadaro hadzingashandire zvokudya. Vakakwezvwa kubva kune mamwe makiriniki ane mamiriro ekushanda ari nani, kusanganisira. uye muhoro. Uye zvino, muhoro uyu unofanira kubhadharwa.
Ndichiri kunyora nyaya iyi, zvakaratidza kuti Sabhuku wangu airwa muLiveJournal yake nemumwe muchinda anoremekedzwa asingafungi nezvenyaya imwe chete iyi. Ini handigone kubatsira asi kugovera iyo skrini. Enjoy.
Py. Sy.
Munhu wose, kusanganisira ini, akatanga se "bomzhatnik". Izvi hazvina kunaka kana zvakaipa - ichokwadi! Ndakashanda kwemakore akawanda mukuiswa uko kwakanga kusina "mvura" (kutonhora), pasina "chiedza", hapana "kushuvira". Ndakavhenekera munda wekuvhiya netochi kubva pafoni yangu, ndikatonhodza zvinhu zvekudziya ndichishandisa sirinji ine saline. mhinduro, akakumbira munhu wacho kuti asvipire mundiro (uye yaingova ndiro yaibva kuresitorendi) masekonzi mashoma ega ega ebasa.
Handisi kutaura kuti hazvibviri kusangana nedhongi mune "inodhura" mazino, asi mukana wekuti iwe uchasangana negondo muimba yepasi nechekunze kweguta uye kiriniki iri pakati iri kure nekufanana. Kana iwe ukasiya kubvunzurudza nemanzwiro ekuti haunzwisisi chero chinhu zvachose, uyezve, iwe une mibvunzo yakawanda kupfuura yawakambove nayo, uye pane manzwiro echinguvana kuti chiremba idhongi, saka zvingangodaro zvakadaro. Enda kune imwe kiriniki uye unoteerera kune dzimwe nyanzvi. Ichi chichava chisarudzo chakanaka kunyange iwe uchida chiremba. Pachava nechimwe chinhu chokufananidza nacho. Nechinangwa ichi, kubvunzana mumakiriniki akajairwa kwakasununguka, kuitira kuti mushure mekuyera zvese zvakanakira nezvayakaipira, iwe unonyatsoziva kuita sarudzo yako.
Ini ndinosimbisa kuti, hongu, zvakakosha kuti yakanaka sei kofi yaunopuruzirwa kukiriniki yemazino, uye kana marobhoti eBoston Dynamics anokudira chinwiwa chepamusoro, uye kana Hmayak Hakobyan achiramba achiratidza mabhobho ake mukamuri yekutandarira.
Asi zvakadaro zvakakosha STAFF.
Wakatendeseka, wako wemukati munyika yemazino,
Andrey Dashkov
Chii chimwe chekuverenga?
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