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Zuva rava kunopera. Ini ndinofanira kudzokorodza iyo legacy kodhi, zvisinei. Asi anosimbirira achiti: bvunzo dzeyuniti hadziite girinhi.
Ndinosimuka kuti ndigadzire kapu yekofi ndokutarisa zvakare.
Ndavhiringwa nefoni. Uyu ndiMarina.
"Mhoro, Marin," ndinodaro, ndichifara kuti ndinogona kuramba ndisina basa kwemaminetsi akati wandei.
- Uri kuitei, Petya? - izwi rake rinovimbisa rinonzwika.
- Kushanda.
Zvakanaka, hongu, ndiri kushanda. Chii chimwe chandingaita?!
– Unoda kundikoka kumwewo here?
Kuedza, kunyange kuedza zvikuru. Asi nhamo, ndinofanira kupedzisa bvunzo dzeyuniti!
- Ndinoda asi handigoni. Kuburitswa neMuvhuro.
- Ipapo uuye kwandiri.
Ari kutamba nerudo here kana kuti kufinhwa?
"Marin, ngatizviite neChipiri," ndinopindura ndichigomera. - NeChipiri - yakatsvaira.
"Ipapo ini ndichauya kwauri," Marina anopa. - Husiku. Mhedzisiro yacho ndeyerudo. Mungandipinza here?
Saka, ndakusuwa.
Kwasara nguva shoma shoma kuti kukunda kwakazara pamusoro pebvunzo dzeyuniti. Paanozosvika ndinenge ndapedza. Uye iwe unogona kuzorora.
- Hazvina ngozi here? - Ndinonetseka nezvehupenyu hwake hwechidiki.
- Iwe haugone kugara mukati memadziro mana nekusingaperi ?! - Marina anotsamwa kune rumwe rutivi rwekufona.
Uye ichokwadi.
- Zvakanaka, huya kana usiri kutya. Wakambotarisa mamiriro ezvinhu muYandex?
- Ndakatarisa uye ndakatarisa. Mapoinzi mana chete.
- Zvakanaka. Ini handichakwanisa kunyora husiku, ndashanda zvakanyanya. Unoyeuka kero here?
- Ndinorangarira.
- Ndakamirira.
"Ndatove munzira," anodaro Marina ndokudimbura runhare.
Zvinotora nguva yakareba sei kuti afambe? Inenge awa. Panguva ino ndichazviita. Ndinotova nenguva shoma yandinenge ndakamirira, saka ndinosarudza kugadzirira musangano wacho.
Ndinosiya komputa ndoisa jira rakachena patafura yekudyira. Ndapedza kufunga, ndakaisa bhodhoro rechampagne mufiriji ndokutora magirazi maviri padivi. Gadziriro dzemusangano dzapera, ndinodzokera kubasa.
2.
Ndiri kutsauswa kubva pabvunzo dzeyuniti, dzinoramba dzichitsvuka, kana bhero repamusuwo richirira. Ndapererwa. Marina aive achifona kubva ku metro here? Chinhu chakaipa sei!
Zvisinei, panzvimbo yaMarina, kamera inoratidza varume vaviri vane yunifomu - hazvibviri kuona kuti ndeipi. ndaora moyo.
Iyo intercom yakabatana kune system. Ini ndinodzvanya bhatani rekuita uye ndoti mumaikorofoni chinhu chidiki kwazvo pasi rose:
- Ndiani aripo?
"Bailiffs," anouya pamusoro pevakurukuri. - Vhura gonhi. Tinofanira kukuzivisai.
Ehe, vhura musuwo! Takawana benzi.
-Zvidonhedze mubhokisi retsamba, pasi.
- Chiziviso chinopihwa kusaina.
- Unogona kuita pasina pendi.
Vanodanidzira nenzwi rokurayira vari seri kwomukova, vasingamboti mhepo.
- Vhura pakarepo.
“Zvino, isu tatiza,” ndinopindura nehasha. - Rega vatorwa vapinde mumba mako?! Mazvimba here vakomana?
- Vhura, kana isu tichaputsa musuwo.
Vachaityora here? Roulette yerufu, mushure mekutenderera zvishoma, yakasarudza pandiri? Zvinhu zvese zvinopera zvisingatarisirwi.
Handizoregi ndisina kurwa, hongu - handiko kurerwa kwangu. Tichaona zvakare kuti ndiani achatanga kuputika uyo ane zvivindi.
Ndinomhanyira kukhabhati yesimbi, ndokuikinura, ndokutora pfuti yaiva nebhokisi remateko, ndokurumidza kuiisa. Ndinotora nzvimbo yekupfugama yakatarisana nemusuwo ndogadzirira kupfura.
Zvese zvinoitika sekunge kwete kwandiri, asi kune mumwe munhu. Asi hapana sarudzo.
- Kuputsa! - Ini ndinoshevedzera ndakananga kumakrofoni nehasha sezvinobvira. "Ndinovimbisa munhu wese anodarika chikumbaridzo purasita yemasitadhi mumhino."
Pane kamutsindo kadikidiki mumaspeaker.
"Kana ukasavhura gonhi, ndichadaidza mauto akakosha."
Kureva kuti kuda kupaza gonhi kwapera?! Ndizvo zvandaifunga - chitsotsi! Ibhanari scam, uye ichandityisa! Ndakabva ndangoziva kuti havana kana kutaura zita rangu.
“Ndishevedzei,” ndinopindura, ndava kutodzikama.
Panze pamusiwo panoti zii. Mushure memaminitsi mashanu zvinova pachena kuti vaenzi vasina kukokwa vaenda.
Ndiri pasi ndakapfugama, ndakazembera musana wangu kumadziro uye ndichifemera pamusoro. Ndinopukuta dikita pahuma ndokusimuka patsoka. Ndakaisa pfuti patable yecomputer, pedyo negonzo.
Ipapo ndinopfugama uye, ndakabata kuseri kwechigaro changu chokubasa nemaoko angu, ndotanga kunamata.
Haiwa Jehovha, ndiponesei! Ndinotendeukira kwamuri Musiki wevasiki, Musiki wevasiki. Matambudziko nenhamo ngaandipfuure. Ndipei simba nekusimba. Ndipeiwo kunzwisisa, Ishe. Ndipeiwo kunzwisisa, Ishe. Ndipeiwo pfungwa.
Pasinei nezvavanotaura, munyengetero unobatsira. Inopa tariro yeramangwana.
Zvigunwe zvangu zvinodedera zvishoma kubva mukufara kwandakasangana nako, asi ndinogara pasi pakombiyuta uye ndinoedza kuisa pfungwa pakugadzirisa zvakare. Ndinofanira kupedza basa rangu Marina asati asvika.
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Pakarepo ndinobva ndavhiringwa neimwe foni. Nhamba yacho haina kujaira. Uyu anogona kunge ari mutengi mutsva, pamwe asina kukuvadza spammer, kana pamwe ane scammer ane ruzivo. Ndiani anoziva?
"Taura," ndakadaro pafoni.
Izwi nderechikadzi.
- Mhoro, uyu ndiye nharembozha yako. Ungade here kuchinjira kune yakachipa Family Plus mutero?
- Handiskuda.
-Iyi mutero inodhura makumi maviri rubles pane yauri kushandisa parizvino.
- Saka chii chakasiyana? - Ndinoshamiswa.
"The Family Plus tariff ndeye 20 rubles yakachipa," mukadzi anodzokorora.
- Ndakabvunza kuti wiring chii.
- Isu tinodaidza vatengi vese uye tinovapa mutengo wakachipa.
Ehe, chengetedza homwe yako!
Ndiri kutanga kushatirwa zvishoma:
- Zvakanaka sei! Chengetedza vatengi vako! Iwe haugone here kungodzikisa mutengo kune wapfuura mwero? Vatengi havana basa nazvo.
- Saka haudi kushandura kune itsva "Mhuri Yakawedzera" mutero? – mukadzi anojekesa.
Kuchenjera sei!
- Handidi.
- Zvakanaka, iwe uchine mutero wakafanana.
Zvese-zvakajeka beep.
4.
Kwenguva yegumi neshanu manheru ano ndinogara pasi pakombuta uye ndinoedza kuisa pfungwa dzangu. Asi nhasi hazvina kutara, sezvauri kuona ...
Imwe runhare, uye zvakare kubva kunhamba isina kujairika.
- Taura.
Apa izwi nderechirume.
- Mhoro, ndinogona kutaura naPyotr Nikolaevich?
Anoziva zita rangu rekutanga uye patronymic. Mutengi here? Zvinenge zvakanaka.
– Ndiri kuteerera.
- Inobva kuSberbank kuchengetedza basa kuti vari kunetseka. Kuedza kusatenderwa kuisa account yako pachako kwaonekwa. Warasa kadhi rako here? Tarisa, ndapota.
- Just miniti.
Ndinoenda kunosungirirwa, ndobudisa chikwama changu muhomwe yebhachi rangu, ndotarisa mukati. Zvese izvi hazvitore kupfuura masekonzi gumi nemashanu.
- Ndine mepu.
- Hauna kuzvipfuudza kune ani zvake? - izwi rinoratidza kunetseka.
Kana kuti ari kungoedza kutaura?
- Hapana.
- Saka, kupinda kusina mvumo. Mumamiriro ezvinhu akadaro, iyo account inofanirwa kuvharwa kwemavhiki maviri. Iwe haugone kushandisa account yako kwemavhiki maviri. Asi kana uchida, ndinogona kuseta maviri-factor authentication. Muchiitiko ichi, zvinhu zvose zvichashanda mangwana.
"Isa," ndinosarudza.
- Taura nhamba yako yekadhi uye password, iyo inotumirwa kuburikidza neSMS. Ini ndinofanira kupinda muakaunti yako kuti ndimise maviri-chinhu chechokwadi.
Hongu, hongu, mushandi weSberbank anodana mutengi kuti apinde muakaunti yake. Zvese zvinova pachena sezuva.
- Une chokwadi here kuti zvinhu zviviri? - Ndinotanga kutamba benzi.
- Zvinonyanya kuvimbika.
Pane kusashivirira muzwi.
-Zita rako ndiani, nyanzvi yekuchengetedza? – ndinobvunza ndisina mhosva.
- Yuri.
"Enda kugehena, Yura," ndinokurudzira nekugutsikana. - Imi ma scammers muri kuita nguva nhasi, kana chii? Dai yaiva sarudzo yangu, ndaipinza purasita yemutobvu mumhino yemumwe nemumwe. Ndaizouraya munhu wese.
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Ndinoviga iPhone yangu muhomwe. Ndinofamba-famba mumba kwekanguva, ndichiedza kupinda mumood yebvunzo dzeyuniti. Ndinotora danho rakananga kukombiyuta, asi bhero repamusuwo rinondirira.
Ko ma bailiffs emanyepo adzoka here?
Ndinomhanyira patafura, ndobatidza intercom, ndotora pfuti yakatakura ndoita zvekupfugama.
"Ndakuudza, usauye pano zvakare." Ndichakuuraya! - Ini ndinoshevedzera ndakananga kumakrofoni zvine hunyanzvi sezvinobvira.
Ndobva ndafunga kutarisa mukamera. Ava havasi vatsigiri: pane murume asina kujaira akapfeka zvipfeko zvechiuto pamusuwo.
“Mandishevedza,” murume wacho anotsanangura kudaro.
"Handina kudana chero munhu," ndinopindura, ndisingazivi kana kufema kana kugadzirira matambudziko matsva.
“Ndini Jehovha,” vanodaro kune rumwe rutivi rwomukova.
- WHO??? – Ndinoshamiswa.
- Ishe.
- Wow, izvi hazvina kumbobvira zvaitika!
Ndinoshamiswa nekutanga kwekugadzirisa: mukomana ane zvakawanda zvekufungidzira.
- Wakakumbira kumwe kunzwisisa. Izvi zvinoda kukurukurwa nemunhu. Mungandipinza here?
Enlightenment? Akataura nezvenyevero here? Hongu, hongu, ndakakumbira Ishe kuti vandivhenekere...
Ndiri kuedza kufunga kuti zvinogoneka sei kuti:
1) munhu anonamata,
2) panguva imwechete inokumbira kurairwa.
Ngatiti hafu yavo inamate. Vangani vanonyengetera vanokumbira kunzwisisa? Kazhinji vanokumbira ruponeso, hutano, mufaro ... asi kuraira? Ngatitii 10%. Tinowana 5% hits. Zvakawanda, asi panguva imwe chete zvishoma. Nei murume wacho akasimbisa kurayira kana pane ruponeso? Zvino chikamu chinenge chasvika makumi mashanu - vese vachinamata. Munhu wose anokumbira ruponeso: Ndakakumbirawo.
- Rega mutorwa mumba mako?! Uri kuseka here? - Ndinotaura zvishoma nechivimbo.
“Ndini Jehovha,” vanokuyeuchidza seri kwomukova.
- Uye ini ndiri Ivan Susanin.
- Ndauya kuzotaura imwe pfungwa mauri. Wakumbira kunzwisisa here?
Ndiri kutanga kukahadzika. Hongu, zvinoita sehupenzi, asi ndiri kutanga kukahadzika nazvo.
Kwenguva yakati ndainetseka kuti ndoita sei. Ndakaerekana ndaona.
– Kana muri Ishe, pindai nepamusuwo wakakiiwa.
- Asi ini ndiri muchimiro chemunhu! - inonzwika muvatauri.
"Ibva pano, innovator," ndinoseka nemufaro, ndichidzosera pfuti patafura. - Ini handitengi wiring yakachipa.
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Ndinogara pasi pakombiyuta ndoshanda. Ndine nguva shoma yasara - ndinofanira kufunga bvunzo dzeyuniti. Marina achauya munguva pfupi, uye kukodha panguva yerudo haaite. Kunyange zvazvo mune imwe yezvokutengeserana ndakaona mukomana achiita zvepabonde uye purogiramu panguva imwe chete.
Kamwe kamwe, siren yemapurisa inonzwika kunze kwehwindo, ipapo izwi resimbi rinosimudzwa nerunyanga rwebhuru:
-Kutarisa, kurwisa-hugandanga mashandiro! Mauto akakosha ari kushanda! Tinokumbira vagari vechivako ichi kuti vasabva mudzimba dzavo kwenguva pfupi. Uye iwe, gandanga bastard, buda maoko ako kumusoro! Ndinokupa 30 seconds kuti ufunge.
- Haiwa mhani!
Ndinonzwisisa kuti ndakatsamwa. Pachave pasina kusunungurwa, hapana zuva nemukadzi wandinoda - hapana. Kutanga pachava nekupfura, ipapo vachaputika mufurati uye vanokwevera chitunha changu chakaradzikwa kunze mumugwagwa. Kana kuti pamwe havazokukwevera kunze, asi vachakusiya pano - chii chakasiyana?
Ndakaumburuka pachair yangu pfuti iri mumaoko. Ndinotarisa nepahwindo, nepamukana uri pakati pemachira akadhonzwa. Ndizvozvo: musuwo wakavharirwa, nepfuti dzemuchina dzakapfeka masutu ezvombo zvakatenderedza. Pakadzika pechivanze ndinoona tangi, yakanongedza muromo waro kwandiri. Tangi rakabvarura lawn... kana kuti lawn yanga yabvaruka kare? handicharangariri.
handisisina basa nazvo. Nemaoko angu ekutamba ndinorerekera chigaro chebasa padivi pacho, chinova chakanyanya kugadzikana pane kupfugama. Kana iwe usingadi kupfura kubva pahwindo, rega vaputse gonhi. Nenzira iyi ndichagara kwenguva refu.
Inzwi rinotyisa rinonzwika mumugwagwa.
-Masekonzi makumi matatu ekufungisisa apera. Tiri kutanga chirongwa chekurwisa magandanga.
Kurova kwakasimba kunonzwika - igonhi resimbi riri kuputswa.
Yasvika nguva yekunamata. Zviri nyore kuti ini ndatove pamabvi angu - ini handidi kuzvidzikisa.
Haiwa Jehovha, ndiponesei! - Ndinonamata nomwoyo wose. - Ndiponesei, Musiki weVasiki, Musiki weVasiki. Ndapota ndiponesei. Uye unza imwe pfungwa.
Kurova zvine simba kunoenderera mberi. Plaster iri kudonha kubva padenga uye chandelier iri kuzunguzika. Neruzha urwu ndinonzwa nhare ichirira.
"Ehe," ndakadaro mu iPhone yangu.
Uyu ndiye mutengi - uyo wandiri kupedzisa kusunungurwa.
- Peter, zviri kufamba sei? - anobvunza. - Uchava nenguva neMuvhuro here?
- Oleg Viktorovich! - Ndinodanidzira nemufaro.
- Zvakaoma kukunzwa, rega ndikufonere.
“Hapana chikonzero,” ndinopindura, ndichiziva kuti kufonazve hakuzobatsiri. - Imba iri kuvandudzwa, handisi kuzvinzwa ini zvakanaka.
Kugogodza pamusuwo kunoenderera mberi, madziro anozununguka, chandelier inozununguka.
- Ndinobvunza, zvinhu zviri kufamba sei? - mutengi anodanidzira mufoni.
“Pane zvimwe zvinonetsa,” ndinopindura kudaro.
- Matambudziko? - anoshevedzera mutengi akatsamwa.
“Aiwa, kwete, hapana chakakomba,” ndinovimbisa murume akanaka. - Kugadzirisa. Hapana chakakomba, ndichazviita nenguva.
Kupopota kwediscordant kunonzwika, ipapo pfuti. Nerumwe ruoko ndakaisa iPhone panzeve, rumwe ruoko ndichinongedzera pfuti kudoor.
- Chokwadi kugadzirisa, kwete kupfura? - mutengi kusava nechokwadi, achichinja inzwi rake kubva kune hanya kusvika kune tsitsi. - Yandex haina kuita seyakavimbisa.
"Jeckhammer yakabatidzwa," ndinonyepa.
- Kana zvakadaro, kubudirira!
- Ndichaita zvose, Oleg Viktorovich.
Zvese-zvakajeka beeps, asi ini ndinoramba ndichidzokorora otomatiki:
"Ndichaita zvose, Oleg Viktorovich. Ndichaita zvese".
Mushure mezvo ndakaisa iPhone yangu muhomwe, tora pfuti mumaoko ese uye gadzirira kufa.
Zvisinei, pfuti dzinomira. Vanoti mune megaphone - nezwi rimwechete resimbi, asi neine tinge yekukunda kwakakodzera.
- Maita henyu munhu wese, basa rekurwisa hugandanga rakapedzwa zvinobudirira. Matsotsi aparadzwa.
Vakapaza musuo weimba yaiva pedyo here?
Ndinosvetukira pafafitera ndodongorera kunze kwepakapakati pemachira. Vapfuri vemuchina vanodzungaira vakananga kubhazi rinosvika, tangi rinotendeuka kuti riende.
Ndinozorora, ndinodzorera chigaro panzvimbo yayo yepakutanga uye ndinowira mairi, ndaneta.
- Ndinokutendai, Ishe. Uye ndiunze imwe pfungwa kwandiri. Ndipeiwo kunzwisisa, Musiki weVasiki, Musiki weVasiki! Ndipeiwo pfungwa.
Handina nguva yekupfugama, asi acharegerera. Tinofanira kudana Marina kuti adzoke uye kumunyevera kuti asatya patsangadzi yakabvaruka. Anofanira kusvika nokukurumidza.
Ndinotora iPhone yangu muhomwe ndotsvaga nhamba.
- Marin!
"Ah, ndiwe, Petya," izwi raMarina rinonzwika.
- Uri kupi?
- Kuuya kumba.
- Kumba? - Ndinobvunza zvakare, ndakavhiringidzika.
- Teerera, ndasvika kwauri, uye pane mask show. Zvese zvakavharwa uye havakubvumidze kupinda, padhuze nepamukova wako. Handina kukwanisa kusvika pauri, wanga wakabatikana. Chii chaitika?
- Counter-terrorism mashandiro.
"Ndizvo zvandakanzwisisa," Marina anodaro akasuruvara. "Ndakamira ipapo kwechinguva ndokubva ndaenda kumba, ndine urombo." Romantic mood pasi pemvura.
"Zvakanaka," ndinopindura, nokuti hapana chimwe chekutaura.
- Usagumbuka.
- Uye iwewo, Marin. Kusvikira nguva inotevera, ndinofungidzira. Kuburitswa neMuvhuro, ndichakufonera neChipiri.
Ndinodzvanya bhatani rekupedzisira.
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Hapana zvachose kukurumidza. Ini ndinobvisa zvishoma nezvishoma tafura: champagne iri mufiriji, jira retafura riri muchipfuva chevadhirowa, magirazi ari mudivi. Guruva repadenga rakapinda mumagirazi, asi handina kunzwa kuda kuapukuta. Ndobva ndapukuta.
Ndinogara pasi pakombiyuta ndoedza kushanda. Pasina - foni inorira. Vachandisiya ndega nhasi here kana kuti kwete?
Ndinotora iPhone yangu ndokuibata paurefu hweruoko kwechinguva. Nhamba yacho haina kujaira. Nharembozha haimire.
“Hongu,” ndakadaro, ndisingakwanisi kumira.
- Anodiwa Muscovite! - bot inobatidza. Zvinoenderana neFederal Law 324-FZ, une kodzero yemahara emutemo zano.
I press end, ndotambanudza ruoko rwangu ne iPhone zvakare. Anobva afona. Manheru anoshamisa, anoshamisa kwazvo...
– Ndiri kuteerera.
"Hello," inzwi remukadzi rinonzwika.
Kuverenga kwekuremekedza. Munhu wacho achapindura uye hurukuro yotanga.
“Mhoro,” ndinopindura ndichiteerera.
Maiwe zvangu, ndine hunhu.
- Une maminetsi maviri ekutora chikamu muongororo yezvemagariro evanhu?
- Kwete.
Ndakaisa iPhone yangu muhomwe. Ini handisi kushanda, handina pfungwa nezve legacy code - ndinongogara nemusoro mumaoko angu. Uye handitomboshamiswe pandinonzwa bhero repamusuwo. Chimwe chinhu chaifanira kuitika nhasi - hazvaigona kubatsira asi kuitika. Pakutanga kwaienda kune izvi.
Ndinoisa ruoko rwangu papfuti patafura uye zvishoma nezvishoma ndinotarisa mukhamera. Ishe zvakare? Vakamuudza kuti aende. Chokwadi chisingarambiki!
- Unodei? – Ndinoti ndaneta.
Kubva kuvatauri kunouya:
“Wakumbira kuponeswa, ndikakuponesa.” Vakakumbirawo tsanangudzo. ndakuunzira yambiro. Vhura door ndapota.
- Iwe uri woga? - Ndinojekesa, ndisingazivi chikonzero.
“Ndiri utatu, asi zvinotora nguva refu kutsanangura,” vanopindura seri kwesuo. - Chimbofunga imwe.
- Zvakadaro, ini handitenderi vatorwa kupinda mufurati.
- Ini handisi munhu.
Ndarukutika, ndaora moyo uye ndakatsamwa, asi simba rasara rapera. Handichagoni kuramba zvakarongwa, izvo zvakandisarudzira zvose. Uye ndiri kuputsika.
"Ndichavhura gonhi izvozvi," ndakadaro ndichinyatsopinda pamaikorofoni. - Kana usiri wega, Ishe, uchawana lead yemasitadhi plaster mumhino dzako. Kana iwe ukaita kufamba kamwe kamwe, chinhu chimwe chete. Unopinda wakasimudza maoko, zvanza zvakatarisana neni. Kana chimwe chinhu chichiita sechinonyumwira kwandiri, ndinopfura ndisingazezi. Unonzwisisa zvese here, hure?
"Ndinonzwisisa," kunouya kuburikidza nevakurukuri.
- Wobva wapinda.
Source: www.habr.com