Zita rangu ndiIvan Shkodkin. Ndinoshanda uye ndinogara semugadziri wepurogiramu uye ikozvino ndine pause. Uye sezvinotarisirwa, pakumbomira kwakadaro pfungwa dzakasiyana dzinouya mupfungwa.
Semuenzaniso: kuziva kuti ndeupi mutauro wepurogiramu waunonyora, ndinogona kuti: kwawakabva, nguva yakareba sei yawakafamba, kuti mutauro wako wakatsamwisa sei uye wakakufadza iwe, kwauchazoguma. Ndinoyeuka zvakanaka mutauro wangu wekutanga wepurogiramu pazera remakore 4: yaiva sando. Ndinoyeuka mashandisiro andakaita sando kushandura silinda yealtimeter yendege yehondo kuita cube (sekuru vangu vakauya nayo kubva kune imwe nzvimbo kubva kunhandare yemauto iri pedyo).
1. Tanga
Sando yaive mudziyo wemashiripiti. Ndaigona kuronga chero chinhu kuita cube kana ndege. Ndaigona kuita minana mukurovera zvipikiri nemagirazi anopwanya. Vavakidzani vaivepo vaishevedzera vachiti:
- Dzikama mukomana wako! Hapana rugare kubva pakutsamwa kwake!
Asi amai vangu vaigara vachindipindura:
- Mwanakomana, kana ukanhonga sando, roverera chipikiri kumusoro chaiko!
Uye ndakarova!
Yasvika nguva yekuenda kuchikoro. Ndakaita rombo rakanaka: mudhorobha medu maive nechikoro chakanakisa chaive nekirabhu yekombuta. Paive nemaBC nemaCorvettes ipapo, paive nenetiweki yemunharaunda uye Robotron-100 printer. Asi, senguva dzose, chikoro chacho chaidhura, uye kusvika ikoko kwakanga kusiri nyore. Sezvineiwo ndakasvika. Kubva musi wa1 Gunyana, ndakagara pasi pabookmaker. Ikoko ndakasangana ne "Musikana wechikoro". Ndakasangana nemitauro yakasiyana muhupenyu hwangu, asi handife ndakakanganwa uyu. Ndakadzidzisa βMusikana weChikoroβ kuti abwaire sikirini, uye akandidzidzisa madhigirii. Ndakadzidzisa βMusikana weChikoroβ kuti βMhoro, nyika!β, uye akandidzidzisa zvokuita zvokunyaradza. Asi paivawo nevana vakashata. Vabereki vavo vakanga vari kunze kwenyika vakavatengera Apple Lisa 2. Vaiitira munhu wese manyawi, vaitarisira pasi vamwe vese. Uye rimwe zuva, mumwe munhu wekirasi akanyora purogiramu yakaisvonaka iyo, mukupindura kupinza zita, yakaratidza mashoko okuti: βNyora kodhi, Vanya! Nyora!β ndikarohwa nemheni. Kubva panguva iyoyo zvichienda mberi, zvisinei nezvandakaita, ndakanyora kodhi.
Ndakanyora code mumusoro ndichienda nekuuya kubva kuchikoro. Ndakanyora kodhi ndichifamba kuenda kuchitoro, ndichibvisa marara, kana kutsvaira kapeti. Ndakaita izvi nguva dzose. Kunyange vanambuya vegamuchidzanwa pasuo, apo ndaipfuura navo, vakatsinhira nokuchenjera, kuti: βUye murume uyu anoziva kunyora kodhi!β
Chikoro chakabhururuka nekukurumidza, nekufema kumwe, uye mugore repamusoro, vabereki vakaunza IBM XT kune imwe yevakuru vedu. Kumhanya, kwakagadziridzwa magirafu kuita. Uye Adlib sound card paISA bhazi ... Ndakaona kuti muchina uyu waizotora nyika. Pandakasvika kuvabereki vangu, ndakataura zvakasimba kuti ndaizoshanda muzhizha, kuita zvose zvandinoda, asi ndaida motokari iyi. Vabereki vangu vakatya nekufara kwangu, asi vakasarudza zvakakodzera kuti ndipiwe mukana uye vakavimbisa kuwedzera imwe yemari yacho, vachifunga nezvekuti akanga ari ma90s.
Bvunzo dzokupedzisira dzakapasa, uye sezvo vabereki vangu vakanga vari vanhu vanopfuurawo zvavo, ndakanga ndisina zvakawanda zvokusarudza: ndaifanira kuenda kuyunivhesiti. Ndakapasa bvunzo dzekupinda ndisina kuenda chero kosi yekugadzirira, uye neimwe nzira ndakabva ndawana nzira yangu mudhipatimendi resainzi yekombuta. Ikoko ndakawana Modula-2. Ndakatanga kutora chikamu muchikwata chepurogiramu chechikoro, kwandakaratidza zvibereko zvakanaka. Chikwata chedu chakahwina fainari yemakwikwi ehushumiri. Uye kunyange dhipatimendi, achichema nemufaro, aigara akatsamwa kuti pakanga pasina mamongi, kuvharwa uye lambdas muModule, achitendeukira kumurairidzi wechikwata nemisodzi, akati: "Zvakanaka, uyu mwanakomana wehure anomhanya sei!"
Yunivhesiti yakabhururuka sezuva rimwe chete. Uye patova nemwedzi mitanhatu vasati vapedza kudzidza, vatengesi veebony vakatanga kusvika kune imwe dhipatimendi. Vakatarisa zvese, vakahwihwidza, vakasarudza vadzidzi vepamusoro-soro. Uye saka, pazuva rekugamuchira diploma yangu, mumwe murume anoremekedzwa akadaro anouya kwandiri, anonditambidza kadhi rebhizimisi uye anobvunza:
- Mwanakomana, watofunga nezveramangwana rako here?
Bhizinesi kadhi rakati "Galera Production Limited." Sabhuku anogutsikana akapfeka bhachi rakanaka, imba iri papfudzi rekuruboshwe, motokari youmbozha kuseri kwake rworudyi, uye nhamba dzorunhare chete. Ndakafunga, wadii kudira poquois?
2. Galley
Pandakangoyambuka chikumbaridzo chegwara rengarava, maneja wechigadzirwa akabva andirwisa:
-Sei wakamira pano, noob? Ndiri kukubhadharai ambuya! Zvakanaka, handei tiite misikanzwa nekukurumidza! ..
Ndakafunga kuti rakanga risiri pfungwa yakanaka kwazvo - ndakanga ndisina nguva yekuwana basa uye pazuva rekutanga ndakapopoterwa.
Takanga tine nzvimbo huru yakashama. Kurudyi kwangu kwakanga kwakagara mumwe mukomana ane ganda dema aibva mudunhu rimwe chete. Akabva andimhoresa.
- Mhoro, zita rangu ndiSanya Banin. Uye munhu wese anonditi Banya.
"Mhoroi, zita rangu ndiIvan Shkodkin, uye munhu wese anondidana kuti Ivan Shkodkin," ndakapindura.
Zvisinei, taiita semapenzi maviri, nokuti mumwe nomumwe wedu akanga ane bheji rakarembera pachipfuva chedu. Galley corporate ethics, zvakaipa.
Zuva rakatanga nerally. Taibata nziyo nomusoro, taiimba nziyo dzoupenzi, taidzokorora tadzokororazve marudzi ose emarara uye taipindura mibvunzo yose yokuti: βHungu, ndinoona, ndichazviita.β Pane imwe nguva ndakafunga kuti iyi yakanga isiri nzvimbo yakaipa zvakadaro: makuki, tii, zviitiko zvemitambo. Iwe unongoda kuita zvese zvinokumbirwa kwauri nenguva uye nenguva. Rimwe zuva maneja wedu akatipa basa rekugadzirisa nguva yekuvaka yepurojekiti. Ini neimwe nzira handina kufunga zvakanyanya nezvekuti ndozviita sei nekukurumidza. Angori mashoma ezvinyorwa, kufanana, uye akabatanidza muchina weBani. Basa racho rakauya pamwe nekukurumidza kakawanda, izvo ndakakurumidza kuzivisa kune mukuru.
-Uri idiot here? Iwe unofunga isu pachedu hatina kufunga kuti toita sei izvi nekukurumidza? Hongu, tose tichadzingwa! Zvakanaka, ndakabva ndadimbura sumbu racho ndokudzokera kuchirongwa chekare!
Sezviri pachena, ndakatya chaizvo maneja iyeye, nekuti ndakabva ndachinjirwa kune rimwe dhipatimendi. Manheru, ndichinwa doro uye muto weapuro-mazambiringa mune cafe, ndakaudza vandinoshanda navo nezveizvi.
- Ndiri kutamiswa kubva pakuyedzwa kuenda kukugadzirwa. Iyi inyika yakasiyana zvachose. - Muhoro makanga muine runyararo rwerufu ... Mumwe munhu kubva muhoro akati:
- Teerera kune zano rangu rakanaka: kana iwe uchiendesa kuendeswa kune kugadzirwa, usave gamba. Ingotaura kuti iwe uri mugadziri, kwete tekinoroji inotsigira nyanzvi.
Manheru akapera pasina runyararo.
3. Chigadzirwa
Kubva pazuva rekutanga chairo, kwaipisa mudhipatimendi rezvigadzirwa. Kutumirwa kukuru kwaitevera kwaingove kugadzirira. Ini naBanya takasvika kuna sabhuku mutsva, uye akabva atanga kutidzidzisa nezvehupenyu:
- Saka, vakomana. Ndine mitemo miviri chete mubazi rangu. Chekutanga. Ita bvunzo pese pazvinogoneka. Modular, kubatanidzwa, chero!
Ipapo mubatsiri wake anoputika achidaidzira kuti maseva ese akaremerwa uye mamwe anoda kutemwa. Mukuru wacho akapa mirairo yekutenga maseva mumakore eAmazon, asi kwete kusvetuka.
Ndichimutarira, ndakati kuna Bana nenzwi riri pasi: βZvinoita sokuti mukuru wedu akangwara.β
Sabhuku vakabva vapindura ndokudzokera kwatiri.
- Hongu, ndine 2 mitemo mudhipatimendi rangu. Chekutanga miedzo. Uye chechipiri, usatomboedza kuita chimwe chinhu chakapusa, sekunyora chimiro iwe pachako kana kuita zvehasha optimization. Ndichakudzipai nemaoko angu.
Chandaifarira pakugadzirwa ndechekuti paigara paine zvekuita. Sabhuku aigara aine manzwiro ekuti mamwe mabhugi akaonekwa musoftware. Aigara achiti:
- Mira, munhu wese. Tarisa matanda!
Ndozvatakaita. Vakomana nevasikana vakanaka munyika vaishanda mudhipatimendi redu. Banya kubva kuArzamas, Kolya kubva kuChernyakhovsk, Lera kubva ... Handiyeuki kuti Lera aibva kupi.
Uye zvino zuva rekusunungurwa rasvika.
Pakarepo, mafoni ese ekutsigira akatanga kurira. Mashoko ehasha pamusangano wekutsigira akaputika nesimba remagirinedhi. Ongororo mumuchina wokudhinda akanga akaita semabhomba. Raiva gehena.
Takagadzirisa zvipembenene semapenzi, takapedza maawa mana usiku muhofisi, takagadzirisa glitches mumabheti, takaita zvataigona. Sabhuku vaive nendebvu, maziso nematama zvakati tuzu, tikabva tazvibatawo. Takakungurutsa pasuru yezvigamba, takazokwanisa kufemereka.
Gore Idzva
Gore Idzva riri kuuya rega rega, mibairo yaipihwa panzvimbo yekutandarira. Uye vakaranga. Sezvineiwo, ndakapihwa bhonasi yakanaka. Paiva neimba huru yemabiko, Iye Akanyanya Kukosha akadana munhu wose aiva pandandanda ndokuvapa hamvuropu. Chijana changu chakasvika, ndakakwazisa Sam ruoko achibva andibvunza mubvunzo:
- Vanoti bug yako nemashiripiti yakachengetedza gore rose kubva pakudonha zvachose? Ndinoda kuona kodhi yako...
Crap. Ndiani akamuudza izvi?! Ini ndinovhura piritsi uye ndinoratidza nzvimbo ino. Kune iyo mukuru anopindura nekuwedzera kwemaziso ake uye anoti: "Zvakanaka, mwanakomana ... Zvakanaka, iwe uri scammer ...". Vanotaura kuti glitch iyi yakachengetedza kambani makumi emamiriyoni emaRubles, pamwe kambani yakawedzera purofiti yayo yekushandisa.
Ndichibuda ndakabva ndasangana nashefu vedu, vainge vatokura, vakadhakwa uye vasina hunhu.
β Vakakupa bhonasi here? Iwe? Kosyachnik? Oberonschik? Kune avo vasina kuverenga Code Perfect naSteve McConnell?
- Hongu, vakaita.
- Zvakanaka, izvi zvakanaka!
Ipapo shefu vakapererwa vakatanga kuwira padivi pake. Akava muridzi wemenduru yegoridhe.
Kuita sei? Ndakamubata bendekete ndokuenda kune imwe cafe yemaprogrammer yaive pedyo. Vanhu vemarudzi ose vakanga vatovapo, vachipopota uye vachidanidzira, vakagadzirira kupemberera Gore Idzva mumaawa mashoma. Nechikonzero chakati isu tiri vaviri takanga tisiri kunakidzwa. Kushushikana uye kushanda nesimba kwandaiita zvaikanganisa nhengo dzese dzemuviri wangu. Takagara patafura nemadzimai echidiki akanaka uye hurukuro yakatanga zvishoma nezvishoma.
Mukadzi mudiki:
β Vakomana, munoronga nezvei?
"Ndinoda FreePascal," mukuru
"Uye ndiri paOberon," ndakadaro.
Musikana wechipiri akanditarisa kunge benzi.
-Wakakwana here? Iko hakuna kana generic ikoko?! Iko hakuna tambo seyakavakirwa-mukati mhando?! Chii chakashata newe?
Sabhuku akasimuka ndokutendeukira kwandiri: βHandei tinofurwa nemhepo. Pakaoma apa."
Takasarudza kusadzokera kucafe. Sinou yeGore Idzva yakanga ichidonha neusimbe uye kashoma kubva kumusoro, mafirework aipfura kure uye kuchema kwemufaro kwakanzwika.
- Zvakanaka, sei wakamuudza kuti iwe unoronga paOberon?
- Iwe pachako, Alexander Nikolaevich, akatanga kutanga. Imba yese yakaudzwa nezve FreePascal...
Mukuru akaenderera mberi nehuzivi asi pane imwe nyaya yakasununguka:
- Kwete, wanzwa here? Agile izvi, agile izvo, agile zvinokusunungura iwe! Wanzwa?! SUNUNGURA! Agile haizobatsiri zvachose. Saka nditsvode pambongoro yangu ine mvere!
Kazhinji, haana kuifarira apo FreePascal yakanzi "pascakal", sezvandakanga ndisingaiti pavakataura nezveOberon kuti chitima chake chakanga chasiya.
4. Kambani yake
Pane imwe nguva ndakafunga kuti zvaive zvakakodzera kuronga kambani yangu neimwe zita riri nyore.
Ndakaedza kuhwina matende, kutora chikamu mumakwikwi, asi neimwe nzira zvese hazvina kushanda. Zvinoitika kuti kuve mutungamiri hakusi nyore zvachose. Uye ndakatotanga kufunga kuti galley inzvimbo inodziya.
Ndobva ndaona kuti aimbove shefu akasiya basa rekambani. Ndakamuudza, ndokumuratidza nezvepfungwa yangu, akagwinha gwinha ndokuti:
- Lando. Usatarisire kuti ndichakudaidza sabhuku!
- Hongu, mukuru! - Ndakapindura.
Uye zvinhu zvakafamba zvakanaka. Aiziva zvinhu zvakawanda zvandaisaziva. Kwete kutaura kuti takawana miriyoni, asi takatanga kuwana chimwe chinhu. Asi zvakaramba zvakashata. Nekuda kwaObama akarambwa, mwero wekutsinhanisa ruble wakadzikira, mitengo yakakwira, dambudziko rakasvika uye kusimuka kubva pamabvi ake kwakapera. Mabasa ekambani aifanira kumiswa, shefu vakaenda kune rimwe galley. Zvinonzwisa tsitsi, asi chii chaive zvirongwa ...
5. Curtain
Ndakambowana mwanasikana wangu achiona chiteshi cheYouTube chakatsaurirwa kuComponent Pascal. Muratidziri akatsanangura zvakajeka maitiro ekushanda nemarekodhi akawedzera, nzira dzakawandisa uye maitiro ekupedzisa. Pazera remakore 14, anonyatsoona zvinhu izvo iye pachake akakurira kukoreji chete. Sando yake ine unyanzvi zvikuru, ine simba, uye isingaremi. Chizvarwa chavo chicharovera mbambo nounyanzvi kupfuura hwangu. Ini ndaifunga kuti mune mamwe makore makumi maviri, techno-fuckery pamusoro peiyo goroutines kupesana neshinda muErlang ichaita seyakapusa uye isina njere. Kana kuti zvimwe havazodaro.
Eh... Ndichaenda kubatidza ZX-Spectrum yangu!)
Bun for the mood:
PS Kutenda kukuru kuna Robert Zemeckis nechikwata chake nekurudziro.
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