“Mafambisirwo anoitwa vanhu vane njere. Ini, Nerds uye Geeks" (yemahara e-bhuku vhezheni)

Mhoroi, vagari veKhabro! Takasarudza kuti zvakanga zvakarurama kwete chete kutengesa mabhuku, asiwo kugoverana navo. Ongororo yemabhuku pachayo yaive pano. Mune positi pachayo pane chidimbu kubva ku "Attention Deficit Disorder muGeeks" uye bhuku pacharo.

Pfungwa huru yebhuku " Weapon of the South" zvakapfava zvikuru uye zvakadaro zvinoshamisa zvikuru. Chii chingadai chakaitika dai Maodzanyemba akashongedzerwa neboka rose reAK-47 panguva yeHondo yeNyika yekuMaodzanyemba? Kana tikaronga zviri mubhuku rose muchidimbu, vangadai vakakunda. Uye zviri nyore! Munyori - Harry Turtledove - akasarudza kusashandisa nguva yekufamba uye zvimwe zvinonaka zvesainzi ngano; anongonyora seizvi: “Kurumidzai! Maodzanyemba akakunda! ABOUT! Uye vachaitei zvino nehuranda hwose uhwu?

Ndine chokwadi chekuti vanhu vanofarira Hondo yeVanhu vachanyatsonakidzwa nebhuku iri, asi harina kukodzera kune avo, seni, vanotambura neGeek Attention Deficit Disorder. Ndichiri kuverenga, hunhu hwangu uhwu husingakuvadzi hwakazviratidza zvizere pese pazvakava pachena kuti zvaizotevera yaive tsananguro yakadzama yemararamiro kana tsika dzenguva idzodzo mune imwewo mamiriro eHondo yeVanhu... Uye zvino ndave kutobatwa nehope... ZzZzZzzZZzz.

Kazhinji, "Zvombo zveMaodzanyemba" kuverenga kunonakidza, asi ndakazviwana ndadzokororazve kuenderera mberi: "Zvakanaka, zvese zviri pachena. Chikamu ichi chichagara kwenguva yakareba sei?" Sezvandakaswedera kumagumo ebhuku, zvakava pachena kuti vafambi venguva kubva mune ramangwana vaisazoonekwa uye vanoyananisa Maodzanyemba neMaodzanyemba nerubatsiro rwechimwe chishamiso cheramangwana gadget. Eh... Ndakapererwa. Ehe. Ndizvozvo! Zvechokwadi, ndinofara kuti Mutungamiri Lee akadzidza chidzidzo chake ndokutanga kubvisa uranda pachake, asi ... varipi ma lasers? Ndinokukumbirai...

Nhai vanhu! Ndiri shasha! Ndinoda chirevo chinokurumidza mheni, chinoratidzwa muchidimbu, zvirevo zvipfupi uye zvine simba. Ndipe Copeland, ndipe Calvin naHobbes, ndipe Asimov, ndipe maWatchmen. Ini ndinoda nyaya dzakadai nekuti ndinotambura zvakanyanya kubva kuGeek Attention Deficit Disorder.

Kana usati wavhara bhuku rino parizvino, saka iwewo uri kutambura neimwe nzira yeGeek Attention Deficit Disorder kana imwewo dambudziko repfungwa rakafanana. Ngatizviongororei!

Parizvino, isa bhuku rako, simuka uende kudhesiki rako. Zvingani zvakasiyana zvawakaita pawapedzisira kuuya pano? Ini pachangu, ndaive neSlack messenger yakavhurika, ndaiteerera mimhanzi kubva kuSpotify, ipapo ndakapinzwa mumafaira akati wandei kubva kuzvikwata zvakasiyana, ini ndaive neChrome yakavhurwa nematabu matatu, kwandakaona kutengeserana paE * TRADE, kuseta WordPress server. uye verenga nezvekupera kwevhiki bhokisi hofisi kuunganidzwa kwemafirimu. Uye handizvo zvoga! Ndakanga ndiine iMessage neTweetbot yakavhurika, kubva kune ruzivo nezvemakuki matsva uye akabudirira kwazvo eshamwari dzangu aiyerera nemufaro, uye ini zvakare ndaive nemahwindo maviri akavhurika kwandakarekodha pfungwa pane ichangoburwa kubatanidzwa muchimiro cheakasiyana mabasa rondedzero. Ehe! Ndichanyorazve chitsauko chino!

Vanhu, izvi hazvisi multitasking. Iyi inyaya yakakomba yeAttention Deficit Disorder. Ini kazhinji handisi kukwanisa kushanda pakombuta kusvika ndave neanosvika mabasa mashanu panguva imwe chete. Kana iwe ukaverenga nezvezvinhu zvakawanda zvakasiyana sezvandinoita, saka iwe unogonawo kutambura neSyndrome iyi. Iyi yakasarudzika Syndrome!

Kuongororwa "Geek"

Amai vangu ndivo vakatanga kundiongorora neGeek Attention Deficit Disorder. Uku kwaiva mukupera kwema90s. Rimwe zuva akandiunzira chisvusvuro mukamuri rangu (ini ndiri geek), kwandakataipa chimwe chinhu kushamwari dzangu nemufaro mune imwe hurukuro yechinyakare paIBM XT yangu (ini ndiri super geek), ndaiteerera mumhanzi (zvingangoita Flock of Seagulls, ini zvakafanana geek level ++) uye ndakatarisa "Kudzokera kune Ramangwana" neruzha rwakadzimwa (chokwadi giiiiick!). Amai vakataura nezvezvakanga zvichiitika seizvi: “Ungaisa sei pfungwa dzako pane chimwe chinhu apo zvose izvi zviri kuitika kwauri panguva imwe chete?” Ndakavaudza kuti, “Amai, handizokwanisi kuisa pfungwa dzangu pasina ruzha urwu rwakandipoteredza!”

Kuvapo kweGeek Attention Deficit Disorder muhupenyu hwako uye kuomarara kwayo zvakananga zvinoenderana nekuti unodyidzana sei neavalanche yeruzivo rwunouya kwauri kuburikidza nematanho ese kudzima nyota yako ine simba yetekinoroji nyowani. Zvikuru iwe une sarudzo nhatu:

1. "Wabuda kunze." Hauna TV uye kashoma kuti uverenge chitsauko chino zvachose.

2. Iwe unogamuchira zvinyorwa zvine mwero. Pandinokumbira kuti uverenge kuti mangani windows awakavhura padesktop yako, unogona kuti, "Imwe. Yangu email mutengi kuti uverenge inbox yangu, "kana zvimise chiyeuchidzo kuverenga yako windows mushure mekuverenga chitsauko chino. Sezvingabvira, une murongi waunogona kusvika neruoko rwako kubva pauri pari zvino.

3. Unogashira zvirimo “sepaipi yemoto”. Browser tab, mutumwa tebhu, mimhanzi zuva rese uye TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER. Geek attention deficit disorder! Ndafara kusangana newe!

Kuvapo kweGeek Attention Deficit Disorder mushamwari dzako zvakare kuri nyore kutarisa. Heino muedzo wakapfava: Kumbira shamwari yako mvumo yekugara pakombiyuta yake uye wotanga kubvisa huzhinji huri padhesiki rake. Fambisa chiratidzo pano, saizi yehwindo ipapo. Kana shamwari yako yakadzikama ikakuona uchitenderedza padesktop yake, saka anogona kunge asina Geek Attention Deficit Disorder. Asi kana akakwenya musoro wake neshungu uye otanga kuvhunduka paunofambisa chiratidzo 12 pixels kurudyi, ipapo Geek Attention Deficit Disorder iri pachena pabasa pano. Chero nzira, chengeta maoko ako pakombiyuta yake!

Context switching

Iwe unogona kufunga kuti iyo yakakosha kugona kuseri kweGeek Attention Deficit Disorder ndeye multitasking, uye ichokwadi. Geeks ane Attention Deficit Disorder anoshamisa multitaskers, asi uku hakusi kugona kwavo kwekutanga. Kugona kwavo kukuru ndiko kugona kushandura zvirimo.

Pfungwa yekuchinja kwemamiriro ezvinhu ndiyo kiyi yekunzwisisa Geek Attention Deficit Disorder. Ipfungwa yakareruka. Kuti uise pfungwa pane chimwe chinhu, unofanirwa kushandisa imwe nguva uye imwe simba kuti uise uropi hwako muchimiro chepfungwa chaidzo. Funga nezvekuti unowanzoverenga sei New York Times neMugovera mangwanani. Une kofi yako, mapijama ako akanaka, sofa yako, uye zvino unobva wapinda mune zvazvinotaura, chero zvazvingava. Aya ndiwo mamiriro ako.

Iye zvino fungidzira kuti pakati pechinyorwa chauri kuverenga, ndinobvuta pepanhau kubva mumaoko ako uye ndinoshandura CNN, apo, zvachose nemukana, pane mushumo pamusoro pechinhu chimwe chete chawakangoverenga.

Chii? Crap! Chii chaitika zvino?

Iwe uchangosangana nekuchinja kwemamiriro ezvinhu. Zvakanga zvisina kunyanya kutyisa nekuti TV yairatidza nyaya imwechete yawakaverenga mupepanhau. Yakanga yangove yakasiyana-siyana - misoro yeterevhizheni inotaura uye mutsara wenhau unogumbura pasi pehwindo.

Zvakadaro, zvinotsamwisa, handiti? Kanganwa kuti sei ndakabvuta bepanhau mumaoko ako. Iye zvino ndiri kutaura nezvekuchinja kwepfungwa kubva pakuverenga kusvika pakuona. Kuchinja uku kunowanzotora nguva. Iwe unoda nguva yeizvi, asi avhareji geek ine Attention Deficit Disorder inongozvicherekedza iye mamiriro ekuchinja, uye ndizvo zvese. Muchokwadi, pane mukana wakakura wekuti sekondi ino ari kugaya zvese zvenhau dzanhasi dzinouya kwaari kubva kwakasiyana siyana nzira.

Mutakuri weGeek Attention Deficit Disorder anosiyana kubva kune vamwe vanhu pakuti kuchinja kwemamiriro ake ezvinhu kunoitika zvisingaonekwe. Iyo geek's mamiriro-kuchinja mhasuru yepfungwa yakagadziridzwa zvakanyanya nekuti anopedza hupenyu hwake hwese achichinja pfungwa pakati pemhando dzakasiyana dzisina hukama dze data, achiedza kutora zvinoreva kubva kune yakakura vhoriyamu yeruzha rweruzivo kuti anzwe zvakakosha kwaari.

Chero ani zvake anogona kuita zvakawanda. Asi vatakuri veGeek Attention Deficit Disorder vanozviita zvinoshamisa. Ivo vari kuita mukutsvaga kusingaperi kuwana uye kugadzirisa ruzivo nekumhanya kukuru.

Kuita Kubudirira Kushandisa kweGeek Attention Deficit Disorder

Ini ndinonyora nezve Geek Attention Deficit Disorder sekunge yaive chiratidzo cheruzivo-chinotariswa freaks ... icho chiri. Chii chimwe chaungagona kurarama nacho munyika umo unonzwa uchidzvinyirirwa nguva dzose nezvinobudisa nhau? Unova shasha pakudzora kufambiswa kwemashoko. Pano ndine mamwe mashoko akanaka kwauri.

• Vanhu vasina kukanganiswa neGeek Attention Deficit Disorder vanotenda kuti vatakuri vechirwere ichi havagoni kuisa pfungwa dzavo nokuti (ingotarisa isu!) Kutarisa kwavo kwakapararira. Ndapota chirega kudzvanya pane midziyo yakasiyana! Wava kutanga kunditema nemusoro. Ichi hachisi chokwadi! Vatakuri veGeek Attention Deficit Disorder vane kugona kunoshamisa kwekuisa pfungwa dzavo pane izvo ivo pachavo vakasarudza sekutarisa kwavo. Kunyange zvazvo iyi isiri mamiriro edu echigarire uye echisikigo, uye (hongu!) dzimwe nguva zvinotora nguva yakareba kupfuura vamwe vanhu kuti tipinde muZone (mamwe mashoko pamusoro peZone muChitsauko 36), asi kana tavepo, ... Wow! Wow!
• IInternet yakagadzirirwa avo vane Geek Attention Deficit Disorder. Kungave kuri kuputika kunoshamisa kweruzivo rwuri kubuda munhau dzako dzakawanda, kana kuwanda kuri kukura kwemaapps anongoda kutora nguva shoma yenguva yako, Indaneti inoziva nezvekuvapo kweGeek Attention Deficit Disorder. Anoziva kuti chero webhusaiti yakanaka uye chero yakanaka app inogona kugadzirwa kuti ipindure kwete mubvunzo, "Unoda kuziva chimwe chinhu?" asi mubvunzo, "Ndingatora nguva yakareba sei kukutarisisa?"
• Geek Attention Deficit Disorder inogona kuve nemhedzisiro yakanaka pabasa rako. Wakamboshanda pakutanga here? Wakamboburitsa software here? Ndeapi mavhiki ekupedzisira chigadzirwa chisati chatanga? Tinozvidaidza kuti “madhiri emoto” nekuti munhu wese arikumhanya mhanya seanopenga uye achiita zvese zvisina tsarukano, zvisina mufungo tsvina. Mumamiriro ezvinhu akadai, Geek Attention Deficit Disorder inova chikanganiso chakanaka nekuti inoderedza simba rinodiwa pakuchinja kwemamiriro ezvinhu.
• Kana chivakwa chaunoshanda chiri kutsva, mhanya utsvage munhu ane ADD pauriri hwako. Haisi kuzongokuudza kuti ndekupi kubuda kwechimbichimbi, ingangokupa matipi anobatsira ekuti udzivise kufemerwa nehutsi, pamwe nekupa hupfumi hwedata pamusoro pekugona kupona moto muzvivakwa zvepamusoro. Zvinoita sei kuti uyu junior software engineer azive zvese izvi? Ndiani anoziva ... Anogona kunge akaverenga izvi pa Wikipedia makore maviri apfuura. Kana kuti pamwe imwe yeshamwari dzake dzepedyo dzekuNew York mudzimi wemoto. Izvi zvine basa rei zvino? Inogona kuponesa hupenyu hwako kana, zvakanyanya, kukupa hupfumi hwezvinhu zvinobatsira musati mese mafry semachipisi.

Mativi asina kunaka

Ini ndinotaura nezve Geek Attention Deficit Disorder seimwe yakanaka pink kukanganisa. Zvisinei, inewo mativi asina kunaka.

Kutanga, kuwana yako pachako maitiro ekugadzirisa nyika yakakupoteredza ibasa rakawanda, uye (urombo!) iwe zvechokwadi ucharasikirwa neruzivo. Izvi zvinokutsamwisa, asi panguva imwechete zvinokukurudzira iwe sekondi yega yega kutsvaga "chinhu chako chinotevera chikuru."

Chechipiri, iwe unowanzoita seunoziva-zvose kune vamwe. Edza kusava anoziva-zvose. Muchokwadi, vanhu vazhinji havazive nezvese ruzivo urwu rusina maturo, zvese izvi zvakasiyana-siyana, zviitiko zvazvino, zvinhu zvishoma zvinozivikanwa uye yakaoma masvomhu fomula. Uye vanhu ava vanofara chaizvo pasina ivo. Nekuda kwekuti iwe "wakazara kusvika pamuromo" neruzivo rutsva uye rwakakura hazvireve kuti munhu wese anoda kuzvinzwa.

Iwe uchagara uchishaya moyo murefu kana uchifambidzana nevaya vakasarudza mararamiro akasiyana - akasiyana nemararamiro eGeek Attention Deficit Disorder carrier. Panhambo nenhambo uchaedza kugoverana uchenjeri hwako hushoma nomumwe munhu, kungozunguza ruoko rwako pashure peanenge maminitsi mana pazvinova pachena: “Kupenga kutsvene! Havasi kuzvinzwisisa!" Pane mukana wekuti vazvifungire zvese uye urikungorwara nechirwere chinoita kuti nguva yako yekutarisisa kuyerwa mumamicroseconds.

Kunyangwe iwe uchitambura neGeek Attention Deficit Disorder kana kwete, iwe unofanirwa kunzwisisa chinhu chimwe. Haapfuuri! Chizvarwa chakagadzira Geek Attention Deficit Disorder mu80s uye 90s chakatotsiviwa nechizvarwa chisina kumbobvira chaziva nyika isina icho, uye vachatsamwiswa nechimwe chinhu chakasiyana zvachose.

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Source: www.habr.com