-Iwe hauna kumuudza?
- Ndingati chii?! - Tatyana akabatanidza maoko ake, akatsamwa zvechokwadi. - Sokunge ndine chandinoziva nezve upenzi hwekutsvaga kwako!
- Sei benzi? - Sergei haana kushamisika zvishoma.
- Nekuti hatife takawana CIO nyowani! – Tatyana, senguva dzose, akatanga kutsvuka nehasha. - Sezvawakaenda kunokwidziridzwa, uri kuisa mabhureki kune vese vanokwikwidza!
- Sei izvi zvichikunetsa?
"Ndini HR director, ndosaka!"
- Mira ... ndazviwana! - Sergei akanyemwerera somwana. - bhonasi yako iri pamoto, handiti? Ndizvozvo, kupera kwegore kuri kuuya nokukurumidza, KPIs ichaverengwa, asi imwe yezvinzvimbo zvako zvakakosha haina chinhu - CIO.
Tatyana, akanyatsoona musanganiswa weanosvika maviri manzwiro, akaita imwe mhando yekudzikamisa maekisesaizi - akatora kufema kwakadzika, akabata mhepo mumapapu ake kwemasekonzi akati wandei, asi, achinzwa kuti akatanga kutsvuka zvakanyanya nekushaikwa kwemhepo, akafemereka nehasha. Sergei akaedza nepaaigona napo kupukuta kunyemwerera pachiso chake achiona maitiro ekufema.
"Sergei ..." Tatyana akatanga.
- Zvakanaka, iwe uchave neIT director. – Sergei akati zvakakomba. - Mumiriri akanaka here?
- Ehe. - Kwakanga kune zvinyorwa zvetariro muzwi raTatiana. - Pano, ndaunza resume yangu!
Mufaro kubva mukuburitswa kuri kuuya kwenzvimbo ine njodzi yebasa rakaita kuti rinzwe - maoko aTatyana akatanga kudedera, uye, maererano neyakajairwa mamiriro ezvinhu, zvese zviri mukati mavo zvakadonha pasi neruzha. Sergei akamhanyira kunobatsira, akapotsa adhumana nemusoro waTatyana, uye akatsvuka zvishoma.
"Saka ...", achienderera mberi nekuputika, Sergei akadzidza kutangazve. – Chimwe chinhu chinozivikanwa... Chimiro cherudzii?
- Ndakashanda ipapo. – Tatyana akati chinyararire, akatarisa kudivi. - Ndinoziva murume uyu. Uyu...Iye... Ndingati sei...
- Murume?
- Kwete!
- Mudiwa?
- Chii?! – Tatyana akasimuka zvekuti akadzedzereka sezvo ropa richiyerera mumusoro make. Kana kuti pamwe rakanga risiri ropa rakamhanyira mumusoro wake wakanaka, wakanaka.
- Saka ndiani? - Sergei akasimukawo uye akatarisa mumaziso aTatyana.
“Iwe ndiudze...” Tatyana akapopota, achikatyamadza mweya nemashoko. - Vakasarudza kubvunzurudza ... Vakaronga ...
- Chokwadi kwete. Ini ndinongoda kunzwisisa kukurudzira kwako. Uye rubatsiro. Kana usingadi, usandiudza. Ini ndiri guva, munoziva.
- Ehe. – Tatyana akagara pachigaro, akasendamira maoko ose patafura uye akabata musoro wake nezvanza, achikwenya bvudzi rake. - Zvakanaka, Sergey. Kunyangwe ... Muzhinji ...
- Rega ndifungidzire - anodiwa kwauri neimwe nzira. – Sergei akagara pachigaro pedyo. - Uye iwe unoda chaizvo mukomana uyu ... Mira, handina kuterera ... Uyu mukomana?
- Hongu ... Chii?! - mazhenje akapotsa adonha kubva pameso aTatiana. - Chii chauri kufungidzira?
- Hazvinei kuti chii. - Sergey, kana zvakadaro, akasendamira shure zvishoma pamwe chete nechigaro, izvo zvakaita creak isingafadzi. – Hauzivi, hanzvadzi kana tete. Makafungei?
- Hapana. – Tatyana akaridza tsamwa. - Uchabatsira here kana kwete?
- Zvirokwazvo. Ingoisiya ipfuure neyakajairwa maitiro. Kuti pasave neanofungira chinhu. Unobvumirana nazvo here?
- Zvirokwazvo! – Tatyana akanyemwerera asina chokwadi. - Saka, ndinomukoka?
Sergei haana kumborega kushamiswa kuti nokukurumidza sei mafungiro emusikana uyu akachinja. Panguva yekukurukurirana - uye aya aive maminetsi akati wandei - akakandwa kubva mumoto wetariro mugomba rekupererwa, kubva paruvengo rwunopisa kuenda kutsitsi dzechokwadi, kubva mukuridza hasha kusvika kumufaro usingadzoreki, unofema. Zvichida iye mutambi akanaka, kana kuti haana kugadzikana mupfungwa (ndinofunga kuti ndizvo zvavanodana), kana ... Kwete, dumbu rake hariratidziki kuoneka, uye masikati mukicheni anodya borscht, kwete mastrawberries ane fodya. mafuta emafuta sekurumwa.
- Koka. Ari kupi? Kure? Unogona kuuya nhasi?
“Ehe, iye…” Tatyana akambonyara. "Atove pano, munzvimbo yekupaka, akagara mumota."
"Zvakanaka, ikozvino ..." Sergei akatora rondedzero kubva patafura, akawana nhamba yefoni, ndokuifonera. - Mhoro! Eugene? Mhoro, zita rangu ndinonzi Sergey Ivanov, director director wekambani yeKub. Tatyana, HR director ... Zvakanaka, unoziva ... Muchidimbu, ndakakupa resume yako, uye ndinobvuma kukufunga iwe ... Kwete mupfungwa ye microscope ... Kazhinji, pinda, mira. kuvhiringika mumota. Ikoko, bvunza maneja wehofisi kuti angawana sei Sergei, ndini ndoga pano. Iyo password pawachi ndeye "Starfleet." Ehe, haudi pasipoti, ingondiudza password. Ndizvozvo, ndakamirira.
- Sergey, nei wakazvidaidza? – Tatiana akabvunza achinetseka.
- Nokuti ndinokuziva, Tatyana. Uyezve, iwe uri ... Zvakanaka, unofarira mugumisiro. Iwe unotanga kusvibisa snot yako, o Zhenya wangu, ingozvibata zvakanaka, usateerera benzi iri ... Ndakakuvimbisa kuti ndichamubhadhara. Ehe, kana asiri munyarikani. Iyo CIO inofanirwa kunge yakati siyanei nedzimwe.
- Zvingava nani kuti usabvunza. – Tatyana akapindura achinyemwerera aneta. - Sezvandinozvinzwisisa, handibvumidzwe kutora chikamu?
- Hongu, zvinorambidzwa. Kunyangwe, iwe wakakwanisa kumuudza?
"Ndakati hapana chekutaura, nekuti hapana chandaiziva."
- OK. - Sergei akasimudza maoko ake mukuyananisa. - Ndizvozvo, Tatyana, zvakanaka. Toonana mumaawa mashoma.
Tatyana akabuda muhofisi. Sergei, pasina kutambisa chero nguva, akakurumidza kutarisa pamusoro pekutanga zvakare. Hapana chinofungira - CIO yakajairwa, isina basa kune chero munhu, isingapi chinhu uye kwete kunyanya kupindira. Sergei ave achida kutsiva chinzvimbo ichi nekadhibhodhi benzi, sezvavaimboita kuisa pendi mapurisa emigwagwa mumigwagwa. Yakachipa, haibvunze chikafu, yave yakamira kwemakore, asi vanhu vachiri kutya. Panogona kunge paine zvimwe zvinobatsira kupfuura kubva kumunhu mupenyu ari munzvimbo iyi.
Pfungwa dzaSergei dzakavhiringidzwa nekugogodza pamusuwo. Mushure mekukokwa kuti apinde, Evgeniy mumwechete akaonekwa muhofisi - mudiki, akapfeka sutu yakanaka, aine bvudzi rakashongedzwa (raakabva agamuchira minus mu karma kubva kuna Sergei), uye, hongu, nekunyemwerera kweushamwari paari. face. Pamwe, pane imwe nzvimbo yandakatora kosi yekunyemwerera, zvairwadza zvinorwadza - zvakafara zviri pakati nepakati, asi pasina kukanganiswa kwechiso, kuratidza maitiro, asi kwete kusvika pakutamba kwembwanana, zvine chiremerera. Oo mamaneja avo.
- Mhoro. - Sergei akati, achipinda mukumwemwerera - kwete nekuda kwehutsika, asi mukomana wacho aingove akatsetseka, ainakidza uye akashongedzwa, senge iPhone.
- Mangwanani akanaka. – Evgeniy akapindura akadzikama uye akanongedza chigaro. - Unondibvumira here?
- Hongu chokwadi.
"Sergey, ndinokutendai nokuda kwaizvozvo," Evgeny akatanga. - Chii…
-Blah blah blah. - Sergei akanganisa. - Evgeny, ngatiendei tisina molasses. Ndakabvuma kukuona nokuda kwechikonzero chimwe - Tatyana akakurudzira. Ishamwari yangu yekare uye ndinovimba maonero ake. Resume yako ndeye crap. Mukuyerera kweiyo shit imwechete inosvika zuva rega rega mumaemail eHR, ndingadai ndisina kukuona iwe. Asi iye zvino wakapinzwa basa, nenguva yekuedzwa yezuva rimwe chete. Nekudaro, iwe uchafanirwa kutora bvunzo.
- Test? - Evgeny akanga asina kushamiswa. - Nokuti ruzivo?
- Ini handisi kuzotaura kuti bvunzo ndeyei. Iwe hauzodi kuzadza mapepa, kupindura mibvunzo, nezvimwe. Iwe unozofanirwa kushanda seCIO yekambani yeCube kwemaawa akati wandei. Gadzirisa matambudziko chaiwo, zviratidze kubva kumativi akasiyana. Ini chete ndini ndinoziva maitiro ekupasa bvunzo, saka hauzogamuchire kurudziro pane maitiro kubva kune chero munhu, kunyangwe kubva kuna Tatyana. Iwe unongoshanda nepaunogona napo, uye ini ndichakuona. Unobvumirana nazvo here?
- Ndeapi marudzi emabasa? – Evgeniy akatsikitsira maziso ake kunyumwira.
- Mhando dzakasiyana. - akadzokorora Sergei. -Zvakajairika CIO mabasa awakatogadzirisa kakawanda. Handei kubasa kwenyu.
Sergei akasimuka zvakasimba ndokufamba achienda kunobuda. Evgeny, mushure mekuzengurira zvishoma, akasimuka ndokutevera. Mushure mokufamba mamita maviri mumugwagwa, Sergei akapinda muimba yekusangana isina chinhu, akatarisa-tarisa, uye akanongedza chigaro pakati petafura refu.
- Heino nzvimbo yako yebasa, gara pasi. Saka, mitemo iri nyore. Iwe ndiwe CIO itsva yekambani. Ini zvino ndichaenda kunozivisa kumunhu wese kuti chishamiso chakaitika, uye zvino matambudziko ane chekuita neruzivo rwemichina achagadziriswa zvakare. Ndicharatidzawo paungawanikwa. Pane mukana wekuti vaunoshanda navo vauye kwauri nemabasa. Zvadaro, zvionere iwe pachako.
- Pane mukana here kuti hapana achauya? – Evgeniy akabvunza agere patafura.
- Eat. - Sergei akagutsurira musoro. - Asi usavimba zvakanyanya pazviri. Zvakanaka, ndizvozvo, bye-bye.
Uye Sergei akakurumidza kunyangarika kubva mukamuri rekusangana. Evgeny akatamba-tamba nebhegi rake zvishoma, achifunga kuti aizoiisa kupi, uye pakupedzisira akaiisa pachigaro chinotevera. Kwapera maminetsi mashoma gonhi rakavhurwa ndokupinda mumwe mukadzi waaisaziva.
- Mhoro. – akadaro akaoma. - Zita rangu ndiValeria, mukuru weakaunzi. Iwe uri mukuru mutsva wedhipatimendi reIT?
- CIO, kunyatsojeka. - nokuda kwechimwe chikonzero, Evgeniy akaruramisa. - Tora chigaro, Valeria, ngatizivane!
- Fuck it, ini handifanire kukuziva. - Valeria akagunun'una, achienderera mberi akamira padyo nemusuwo.
Evgeny akavhiringidzika zvishoma ndokunyarara. Valeria, serombo rakanaka, aivewo akanyarara, akatarisa IT director mumaziso chaimo. Pakupedzisira, apo kumbomira kwakatanga kukwevera mberi, Evgeniy akasarudza kuedza zvakare.
"Valeria ..." akatanga. - Ndingakubatsire sei? Tichifunga kuti ndanga ndichishanda mukambani yenyu kwemaminetsi mashoma.
- Ehe, haugone kundibatsira mugore. – chief accountant akaramba achidira huturu. "Iyo idiot yakashanda pamberi pako, Seryozha, zuva nemwedzi, haina kukwanisa kutibatsira." Mese muri mapenzi, chamungaite kungonongedza maaccountant muchiti mahand-offs asingazive ma basic operations.
"Ini ..." Evgeniy akanyemwerera. - Valeria, ndinonzwisisa kuti une maitiro asina kunaka kune IT department, yakaumbwa netsika yekutaurirana nevagadziri. Ndinokuvimbisai, ndinokunzwisisai zvakakwana. Asi neni zvichave zvakasiyana, ndinoziva nzira yekuwana mutauro wakafanana nevashandisi vebhizimisi vepamusoro-soro.
"How is Evona..." Valeria akadaro. - Zvakanaka, huya, tsvaga mutauro wakafanana neni.
Valeria akafamba-famba patafura akagara pasi pakatarisana naEvgeniy.
- Chirongwa chako hachishande. - Valeria akatora zviuru zvinoverengeka zveakaunzi kamwechete.
— Chii chaizvo chisingashande? Uye chirongwa chipi? - Inzwi raEvgeniy rakaratidza chido chechokwadi chekubatsira.
- Ndinofanira kutsanangura kwauri chirongwa chipi chisingashande? - mukuru weakaundendi akaerekana achema. - Ini ndiri accountant, kwete programmer! Iwe ndiwe mugadziri wepurogiramu! Iwe unofanirwa kuziva kuti ndeipi chirongwa chisiri kushanda!
- Pane dzidziso yekuti pane zvikanganiso mune chero, kunyangwe chirongwa chakareruka. - Evgeniy akapindura asina chokwadi. - Unonzwisisa, Valeria, ndichangosvika. Sezvineiwo, ini handitomboziva rudzi rwesoftware inoshandiswa mukambani yako. Ndingabatsira sei nechirongwa ndisingatomboziva zita rayo?
- Saka haubatsiri? - Valeria akanyemwerera zvakaipa.
- Ehe. Mira... Mira... Ndichabatsira, hongu!
- Saka batsira! Chirongwa chako hachishande!
- Chii chirongwa chaizvo?
"Iri kutanga ..." Valeria akazembera pachigaro chake ndokuyambuka maoko ake pachipfuva chake. -Zvese zvinogona kuwanikwa kubva kunyanzvi dzeIT mibvunzo yakawanda. Chii chinonzi chirongwa, uye chiripi chikanganiso, uye kuti ungachigadzira sei, uye nei uri kuita izvi zvachose, uye zvakanyorwa muaccounting policy, uye ndinyorere iyo technical specifications, uye sei izvi, uye sei izvo ... Ugh!
Valeria akasimuka nekukasira - zvekuti chigaro chakapidiguka - uye zvine hungwaru akananga kumusuwo.
- Valeria, mira! - Evgeniy akasvetuka, akamhanyira kumusuwo ndokusendamira musana wake pairi, asingabvumiri mukuru weakaundendi kuti apfuure.
- Ndipinze! - Valeria akati, azere nehasha.
- Ini ndichakubatsira! Zvakanaka ... Damn ... Unogona kunge une 1C. Hongu, zvechokwadi 1C! Ndinoshuva kuti dai ndaiziva imwe shanduro ...
Valeria akanyemwerera zvakare. Akabata mubato wegonhi ndokutanga kuudhonza achizama kusundira kure muviri wainhuwirira weCIO.
"Mira kweminiti ..." Evgeniy akaramba kwemasekondi akati wandei, asi akabvuma ndokusiya padivi.
Valeria, akatarisa pamberi pake nehasha, achiruka tsiye dzake zvakasimba, akabuda mukamuri rokusanganira. Eugene akavhara gonhi nokuneta, akatsaukira pachigaro chake ndokuwira pachigaro. Mumoyo mangu makabva maita kusvotekana, hasha dzainge dzave kuvira mukati memoyo wangu, maoko angu achidedera, maziso angu aita kakunyorova, semwana mudiki vabereki vakaramba kuterera ndokungomuendesa pakona. Akadongorera nepafafitera achishaya kuti otiza here.
- Mhoro. – akabva kumashure. - Anogona?
Evgeny akadedera nekushamisika, ndokuzocheuka ndokuona musikana wechidiki, akanaka kwazvo ane makore makumi maviri nemashanu. Akanga atomira mukati mekamuri rokusanganira, achivhara musuo zvishoma nezvishoma. A brunette, akapfeka blouse yechando-chena ane mabhatani maduku, mamwe acho, uye nzvimbo yemutsipa, angangodaro aifanira kusungirirwa nemugadziri - kunyanya muhofisi. Kutaridzika kwacho kwainyatsoenderana neskirt nhema dema-kusvika mumabvi uye magirazi anoyevedza ane mafuremu matema matema.
Mutorwa, asina kumirira kukokwa, akafamba achipfuura Evgeniy, achimuputira nekunhuhwirira kwemafuta asingazivikanwi, akagara pedyo naye. Aive padhuze zvekuti CIO aikwanisa kuona ratidziro yake mumalenzi. Musikana wacho zvishoma nezvishoma akatendeukira kuna Eugene, achibata gumbo rake zvishoma nezvishoma nemabvi ake, uye akanyemwerera zvinyoro.
- Ngatizivei? – akabvunza. - Zita rangu ndiZhenya. Uye newe?
"Ahhhh ..." mukuru weIT akavhiringidzika. - Izvi ... Evgeniy.
- Chii chakaitika ...
Inzwi remusikana rakaita serisina rechokwadi, sekunge rainzwika zvakanaka mumusoro waEvgeniy, semumhanzi wepamusoro-soro mu-ear headphones. Kuvimba, uye panguva imwechete - kuvhiringidzika zvechokwadi, nemashoko ekuzvikudza ane utano, uye panguva imwechete - nehuwandu hwekunyara, husingazivikanwi, asi sekunge hwakanzwika kwemakore akawanda akatevedzana. Evgeny akanga asingakwanisi kufamba, sokunge kuti aitya kuparadza ichi chisina kujairika, asi nguva yakanaka kudaro yakaitika netsaona muupenyu hwake. Haana kana kufambisa gumbo rake, achiramba achinzwa chiedza uye kufadza kumanikidzwa kwemabvi emusikana.
“Chinzwa, Zhenya...” musikana akaenderera mberi. - Ndinofara zvikuru kuti iwe, chaizvo iwe, uchatishandira. Ndinofunga kuti tichabudirira. Ndiri kuzvinzwa.
Achitaura izvi, musikana wacho akasimudza musoro wake, achiratidza kuti Eugene aifunga kuti mutsipa wakanaka zvikuru. Asingateerere chikonzero, maziso ake akatsvedza pasi, pamusoro peganda rakatambanudzwa zvishoma ...
- Asi chii nhai?
Evgeny akasvetuka achishamisika, achipotsa agogodza pamusoro petafura yemusangano inorema. Achicheuka, akaona murume muhombe, akareba mamita angasvika maviri uye airema makirogiramu angangoita zana nemakumi maviri. Chiso chehofori chakashongedzwa nemavanga maviri uye mhino yakanyura zvishoma padivi - mutambi wetsiva, Evgeniy akafunga.
- Uri kuitei, mhamha? - hofori ichityisa yakasvika kuna Eugene, yakatarisa mumaziso ake.
- Anton, usadaro. - Asina kugadzikana zvachose, Zhenya akasimuka zvishoma nezvishoma kubva pachigaro chake. - Kungozivana chete. Iyi ndiyo CIO itsva.
- Zvino achakwegura; - Anton haana kurega. - Iye acharega basa pakarepo. Wapenga here kana kuti chii? Unonamira mukadzi wangu pazuva rekutanga rebasa. Wakakwanisa kuichengeta here, kana kuti chii?
“Ini... nda...” Eugene akatanga.
- Bhuoy musoro! - mwana akachema. "Bitch, ndikakuona zvakare, ndichakubvarura, wanzwisisa here?"
- Hongu chokwadi. Kwete, handizvo zvawafunga…ndakango…Iye…
- Chii? Taurawo kuti ndiye ane mhosva!
- Kwete, hongu ...
- Zvino imhosva yako? – Anton kamwe kamwe akanyemwerera.
- Kwete, mirira ...
- Sei uchitenderera sehonye pasi pe ultraviolet mwenje? Ndakakoira pamusika, saka ndipindure!
- Hongu, iwe unoziva, pamwe imhosva yangu. - kuzvidzora akatanga kudzokera Evgeniy. - Anton, ndinokumbira ruregerero nemoyo wese nekuda kwemamiriro andakaita, ayo anobvumira kududzira kaviri.
- Kuti. - Anton akagutsurira musoro. - Zhenya, ngatiende. Parizvino iwewo uchaiwana, mop... Darling.
- Favorite mop? – Zhenya akanyemwerera. - Hongu, iwe uri nyanzvi yekurumbidza, VaZhubrak.
- Saka, fuck it. – Anton airatidza kuzvikudza. - Ndizvozvo, ngatifambei.
Uye vaviri vacho, vachisundana nokuseka uye vachiseka, vakabuda mukamuri rokusanganira.
- Amai vako kuburikidza nejoko, fucking farce. - Evgeniy akapika nenzwi guru, achiwedzera mamwe mazita asina kudhindwa uye zvirevo.
Akadzokera pachigaro chake, nekutya akatwasanudza hembe yake, ndokubvisa bhachi rake - mushure mehurukuro yaipisa akakwanisa kudikitira zvakanyanya. Pasina kuzengurira, akazarura fafitera, achibvumira mweya unotonhora waDecember kuti upinde mukamuri rokusanganira, uye akamira panzvimbo yaivhozhokerwa pedyo nehwindo kwechinguvana kutozosvikira avamba kutonhora.
Mifungo mizhinji yakapenya mumusoro mangu, asi nekukurumidza rukova urwu rwakapararira rwakashanduka kuita imwe, pfungwa huru, inopedza zvese - kumhanya. Ibva pano usina kucheuka. Ini handina kusaina chero magwaro, handina kuita chero zvipikirwa, hapana acharangarira, haazozvinyore pane yangu yekutanga, uye zvandinokurudzira hazvizoparadzwi. Nonsense, idiocy, purazi remubatanidzwa, dhongi rakakwana. Iyi haisi iyo nzira iyo Tatyana akatsanangura nayo kambani yeKub. Asi pamwe hatifanire kutonga nezuva rekutanga, kana neawa yekutanga? Mari! Izuva rekutanga rinoratidza zvakaita kambani! Iwe haugone kutsungirira izvi, zvinotowedzera kuipa.
Uye uyu, Sergei, angangodaro akagara uye achiseka. Iye pachake akatiza kubva panzvimbo iyi, aisakwanisa kutakura mutoro webasa, uye zvino anogara muhofisi huru, yakanaka uye anonyepedzera kuti ari kuita basa. Evgeniy atoziva kuti ndiani munhu asingabatsiri mune chero kambani. Uyo ane izwi rekuti "budiriro" mumusoro wake. Kana kuti "mhando". Uyewo "process".
Tinofanira kumhanya. Hongu, pakarepo. Evgeny akakurumidza kupfeka bhachi rake, akatora bhegi rake, akafambisa macheya panzvimbo, ndokuenda kunovhara hwindo.
- Unondibvumira here?
- Damn, sei musuwo uyu wakanyarara? - akafunga Evgeny. Tenda Mwari, panguva iyi haana kusvetuka nekushamisika, akangobvunda zvishoma.
Ndakacheuka ndokuona pamusiwo pakamira mumwe mukomana mupfupi, akapfeka jini nehembe yainge yakanyatsotwasuka. Chiso chake chaive chakafukidzwa nemashanga matema, maziso ake akatsikitsira akatarisa Eugene. Vasikana vangangofarira uyu, chero bedzi vatemi vemapuranga vekuCanada vari mufashoni.
- Mhoro. - mukomana wacho akashinga akananga kumusangano uye akatambanudza ruoko rwake mukukwazisa. - Stas, programmer. Uye ndiwe mukuru wangu mutsva. Evgeny, handiti?
- Rudyi. - Evgeny akagutsurira musoro. - Izvi chete, Stanislav ...
- Just Stas. – mukomana akanyemwerera zvinoshamisa noushamwari.
- Zvakanaka, Stas chete. Handina chokwadi chekuti ndichava mukuru wako. Handisati ndaita sarudzo yekuti ndoshandira kambani yenyu here kana kuti kwete.
- Ngatikurukurei. - akadaro Stas, uye akakurumidza kugara pane imwe yezvigaro.
Mushure mozengurira zvishoma, Evgeny akadzokera kunzvimbo yake - pakatarisana neStas. Pamwe achakwanisa kubata imwezve hurukuro, sezvo asina kukwanisa kutiza asina kuonekwa.
- Ndakanzwa zvakawanda pamusoro pako, Evgeniy. - Stas neimwe nzira yakanyatso kuteedzera kutarisa kwemukuru mutsva. - Kutaura chokwadi, ndinofara kuti wakauya kwatiri. Ndakatowedzera kufara Sergei paakaenda.
— Manga muchifara here? - Evgeniy akafinyamisa kumeso. - Sei?
- Hongu, nei?! - Stas akadanidzira, sekunge shefu mutsva ainyatsoziva nhoroondo yedhipatimendi reIT rine mbiri yekambani yeKub. - Hongu, nokuti idiot! Hauna kuona here?
"Kutaura chokwadi ..." Evgeny akatanga, asi akagumburwa. - Ini handisati ndagadzira maonero.
- Handeyi nazvo! Asi semaonero ako, ndeupi pfungwa iyi idiotic yekutsvaga yauri kupfuura nayo?
- Sergei, akadaro pachake. - Evgeniy akanga achiri kuedza kunzwisisa kuti purogiramu yakanyanyisa yaienda kupi.
- Saka chinhu chinosekesa ndechekuti hapana munhu anopa damn nezve mhedzisiro yeiyi kuda! - Stas, akafara naye, akasendamira kumashure pachigaro chake. - Ndakanga ndichangobva mudhipatimendi revashandi - mirairo yakapihwa yekukuhaya.
"Mira ..." Evgeniy akadzungudza musoro asingatendi. - Saka nei zvese izvi?
- Hongu, nokuti idiot! Saka kurwara zvekuti dzimwe nguva zviri nyore kutevera kutungamira kwake pane kukakavara uye kuratidza. Zviri nyore kunyange kumuridzi.
- Mira, Stas...
- Unogona kushandisa "iwe."
- Mirira, Stas ... Kana pasina munhu ane hanya, uye Sergei, mumashoko ako, zvakanaka ...
- Camp idiot.
- Hazvina basa ... Sei vachimuchengeta?
"O-o-o-o..." Stas akakweva achigutsikana. - Uyu mubvunzo wakanaka kwazvo! Makumi mapfumbamwe nemapfumbamwe muzana evanhu vari mukambani vachafara kukurukura nezvazvo kana iwe ukandibata.
- Zvakanaka, zvakadaro.
- Kusaziva. - Stas akazunungusa mapendekete ake uye akanyemwerera nemoyo wese zvekuti Evgeny aisakwanisa kuzvidzora uye akanyemwerera zvakare. - Pane imwe nguva, gore rakashata remakore apfuura, iye neni takaita akati wandei mapurojekiti anotonhorera. Nokuda kweizvi, akava CIO. Zvakanaka, ndizvo chete, kutaura zvazviri, apa ndipo pakaputswa shongwe yake. Handingashamisike kana aenda kune shrink. Uye kana zvikasadaro, inguva yekutanga.
- Chii chaizvo chakatanga? - Evgeny zvakare akasendamira kumashure pachigaro chake uye akasununguka zvishoma.
- Mhando dzese dzehupenzi. Mushure mezvirongwa izvozvo, hapana chimwe chaakaita. Anoramba achifamba-famba, achichema kuti munhu wese akamupoteredza idhongi, uye ndiye ega - D'Artagnan. Akaverenga akawanda mabhuku akangwara - uye anonyanya kusarudza ayo asina anozombotora. Uye ipapo anoshamisira, senge, ndinoziva boka rehunyanzvi, uye ndinogona kuvandudza chero maitiro, uye kunyange kuwedzera purofiti yekambani yese.
- Uye chaizvoizvo? Pamwe?
- Ndiani akatarisa? Anongotaura kuti anogona, uye vamwe vose havagoni. Uye neimwe nzira apa ndipo panoperera nhaurirano. Ndiani, chaizvoizvo, achamubvumira kuita chimwe chinhu chakakomba? Saka anogara, ndiko kuti, akagara, mudhipatimendi reTI uye akadanidzira kubva ipapo kuti zvinhu zvose zvakanga zvisina kunaka uye zvisina kunaka.
- Mira, Stas... Sei akazova mutungamiriri webudiriro ipapo?
—Wakambonzwa here nezvenheyo yaPetro?
- Ehe. Mirira ... Izvi ndezvekuti basa rinotora nguva yose yakagoverwa nokuda kwaro here?
- Kwete, uyu mutemo waParkinson. The Peter Principle, handiyeuki shoko neshoko, asi ndechimwe chinhu chakadai: munhu anokwira manera ebasa kusvikira asvika pakusagona kwake.
"Hongu, ndakanzwa chimwe chinhu ..." Evgeniy akagutsurira. - Uye izvi zvinoshanda sei kuna Sergei?
- Sei? - Stas akashamisika zvechokwadi. "Vakangomuisa panzvimbo iyi kuti azvisvibise ipapo, uye vagomukanda kunze zvakakotsekana!" Kana pane zvishoma akakwanisa kubata nebasa reIT director nekuti akagara pamutsipa wangu, iye zvino haana kupfeka sefalcon. Haana vanomutungamirira, hapana anomuteerera, hapana anombopa maprojects ebudiriro. Anenge ava kutobuda mumugwagwa. Haasi chimwe chinhu kunze kwemutungamiriri webudiriro, zero. Asvika pamwero wake wekusagona basa. Kana kuti, vakamubatsira kuzviita. Uye mazuva ake akaverengwa.
"Hmm ..." Evgeny akafinyamisa kumeso, asi mushure memasekondi mashoma akangoerekana anyemwerera. - Ndazviwana. Ndatenda, Stas!
- Unogamuchirwa! Mangwana, ndinovimba, zvese zvichanaka, ngatitaure zvakadzama? Zvikasadaro tiri nyonga nyonga. Kupenga uku kwakarasa zvese ndokukandira zvese pandiri ndega. Haatomboti mhoro manje, mwana wemuharare.
- Hongu, hongu, mangwana, Stas. - Evgeniy akasimuka uye akatambanudza ruoko rwake. - Ini handina kudaro, ndiri murume wechiito. Ndinogona kunyange purogiramu. Ngatishande pamwe chete!
- Zvirokwazvo! - Stas akazunza ruoko rwemukuru wake nemufaro ndokufamba akananga kumusuwo aine danho rakasimba.
Asvika pamusuwo, akacheuka, akanyemwerera chaizvo, ndokubuda mukoridho. Evgeny akanyemwerera. Mamiriro acho ezvinhu akatanga kuchinja zvakasiyana zvachose. Ngationei kuti ndiani achatiza...
Runhare rwakabva rwarira. Nhamba yacho yairatidza kuiziva, asi yaisava mumacontacts angu. Evgeniy akatora foni - yaiva Sergei.
- Evgeny, chaizvoizvo, ndizvo zvose. - akadaro Sergei. - Mumaminitsi angangoita mashanu, ngatiendei kuhofisi yangu. Muchawana nzira here?
- Hongu, iri pedyo, ndinofunga.
- Ok. Ndakamirira!
Evgeny akakurumidza kusimudza bhegi rake, akatwasanudza bhachi rake, akapfavisa bvudzi rake noruoko rwake uye, asina chimwe chinhu chokuita, akatanga kufamba achidzoka nokudzoka mukamuri rokusanganira. Maminitsi akakwevera kwenguva yakareba, asi ini ndakanga ndisingadi kuuraya nguva nefoni yangu, kuitira kuti ndirege kuparadza mafungiro akanaka.
Pakupedzisira, maminitsi mashanu akapfuura, uye Evgeniy akabuda mukoridho. Asvika pamusuo waSergei, akagogodza nechivimbo uye, achinzwa kokero, akapinda mukati.
Mukati, kunze benzi budiriro mutungamiriri, paiva Tatyana. Evgeny akanyemwerera kwaari noushamwari, asi mukupindura, nokuda kwechimwe chikonzero chaasingazivi kwaari, akagamuchira chete tsiye dzakapfava uye chitarisiko che caustic.
- Saka, Tatyana, yave nguva yekuti uende. - Sergei akanongedza kumusuwo. - Tichazotaura mberi pasina iwe.
- Sergey, unondinzwisisa here? – Tatiana akabvunza nehasha.
- Hongu, usanetseka. Iwe hauzvide, sezvaunoda.
- Zvakanaka. - zvaiva pachena kuti Tatyana haana chokwadi nemhinduro yaSergei, asi kuvapo kwaEvgeniy zvichida hakuna kubvumira kutaura pachena.
Tatiana akabuda muhofisi zvishoma nezvishoma. Evgeniy, asina kumirira kukokwa, akawira pasi pachigaro, akagara mairi semuridzi, akasunungura bhachi rake uye akatarisa mumaziso aSergei pasina kunyara.
- Zvakanaka, chii chiri mugumisiro? - akabvunza Evgeny.
- Zvinotyisa. - Sergey akanyemwerera. - Chaizvoizvo, senguva dzose.
- Pane zve? - mukwikwidzi akangoerekana ave serious ndokugara akati twasu. - Chii chakaipa?
-Wakaita zvakaipa pamuyedzo. Zvakatoipa kupfuura vamwe vavhoti. - Sergei akaramba achinyemwerera. - Asi, zvisinei, zvisinei nemhedzisiro, iwe uchapihwa basa rekushanda mukambani yedu.
Evgeniy akanyatsotarisa Sergei kwemasekonzi akawanda, achiedza kunzwisisa chikonzero chekunyemwerera kwake. Kana muedzo usingatauri chinhu, uye Sergei anoziva izvi, saka sei ari kuputika seMay rose? Kunyange ... Kana iye ari peek-a-boo, ipapo kunyemwerera kungave kusina kubatana zvachose nezviri kuitika kumativi ake.
Achigutsikana netsanangudzo iyi, Evgeny akasununguka zvakare uye akapinda mukumwemwerera kugutsikana.
- Chaizvoizvo, ndizvo chete. - akapfupikiswa Sergei. - Tevere iwe ...
"Mira ..." Evgeny akamuvhiringidza, achisimudza chanza chake. - Pamwe tsanangura zvinoreva bvunzo yako iyi?
- Hmm, ndaifunga kuti haungabvunze ... Zvakanaka. Iwe unofunga kuti chii chakaitika muimba yemusangano iwe wakagara ipapo?
- Zvakanaka, sezvandinozvinzwisisa, vanhu vakauya kwandiri nemabasa, nezvinetso zvinorwadza izvo pasina munhu ... Zvakanaka, kusvikira pane IT director, hapana akazvigadzirisa.
- Aihwa. Vakauya kwauri nemitambo.
- Mitambo ipi?
- Nevemakambani.
- Hatina kunzwisisa ...
- Zvakanaka ... Pane basa, uye pane kutamba. Iyo yakakwirira nzvimbo, iyo yakawanda mitambo. Iyo CIO inowanzoita mitambo yakawanda, nekuti chinzvimbo chakadaro zvekuti iwe unofanirwa kunyatso kupindirana neanenge ese madhipatimendi. Saka ndaida kuona kuti unoita sei nemitambo iyi.
- Uye Sei?
- Hapana nzira. - Sergei akadzungudza musoro. — Wakatanga kuvatamba.
- Pane zve?
- Zvakanaka, Valeria, accountant wedu mukuru, akauya kwauri akatamba mutambo wake waanofarira webasa rake - "chirongwa chako hachishande." Iwe unonzwisisa kusakwana kwechirevo ichi, handiti?
- Zvirokwazvo. - pasina kuzeza, Evgeniy akagutsurira musoro.
- Uye anonzwisisa. Uye munhu wose anonzwisisa. Mutambo une sarudzo nhatu dzekusimudzira. Chekutanga ndechekuti unotamba worasikirwa. Mukuru weakaundendi anotendeudzira munhu wese kuti iwe uri murashi, uye chero tsvina inogona kuroverwa pauri, asi iwe uchaimedza woita. Izvi zvinoitika kakawanda. Chechipiri sarudzo iwe unotamba uye kuhwina. Unonyengerera vamwe vese kuti mukuru weakaunzi ibenzi risina kukwana, uye uri munhu kwaye, nekuti wakamuunza kumvura yakachena.
- Zvakadini nezveyechitatu sarudzo? - Evgeny akabvunza apo Sergei akangoerekana anyarara.
— Yechitatu sarudzo haisi yekutamba mutambo. Iyo yakanyanya-kesi mamiriro, kunyanya kune iyo CIO.
- Zvakaita sei kusatamba mutambo? - Evgeniy akavhiringidzika. - Izvi zvinoratidzika sei mukuita?
- Mukuita, uku ndiko kukurumidza kubva, kana kutsauka. Sezvakaita Aikido. Unodzokera shure, uye munhu anenge akurwisa anongobhururuka achienda kwaakananga kwaakananga. Kana - gwara rekuziva remutambo wakapfuura wega. Zvakanaka, sarudzo yekupedzisira ndeyekungogumisa mutambo. Iwe unogona kuita izvi neStas, semuenzaniso.
- Pane zve? - Evgeniy akawedzera maziso ake mukuvhunduka.
- Zvakanaka, akauya kwauri kuzokuudza kuti ndiri idiot chii?
-Ini...
- Ehe ndoziva. - Sergei akazunguza ruoko rwake. - Kwete zvakadzama, asi ndinoziva. Ndakauya nemabasa ese, mazwi uye zvinyorwa zvemutambo ini. Hauna kufunga kuti yasvika nguva yekuti ndione kuderera, wati?
"Kwete, chokwadi ..." Evgeniy akatanga kudikitira. - Uye kazhinji, iyi Stas ...
- Chenjera! - Sergei akamukanganisa. - Chekutanga, unofanira kushanda naye. Chechipiri, urikuda kutamba neni izvozvi. handikupi zano.
- Kwete, hongu ... Ndaingoda kutaura kuti iye mukomana anonakidza.
- Isu tese tinonakidza pano. - Sergei akadzungudza musoro. - Iwe, ndinofunga ...
Pakarepo smartphone yaSergei, yakarara patafura, yakazununguka. Achikumbira ruregerero, akakurumidza kubata mudziyo, akaverenga meseji uye akaerekana anyemwerera zvikuru. Mushure mekutamba neiyo smartphone zvishoma, akaidzosera patafura.
"Saka ..." Sergei akaenderera mberi. - Teerera mazano angu. Ndakauya pano kubva kuzasi chaiko. Ndakauya pano semugadziri wepurogiramu, ndokuva IT director, uye ikozvino ndiri mutevedzeri. General Development Officer Munhu wechitatu mukambani. Unoziva here chakavanzika chekubudirira kwangu?
- Usatamba mitambo?
- Ichi chinhu chinodiwa kuti ubudirire. Pane kurongeka kwakaringana - ini handitambe mitambo yevamwe vanhu, asi tanga yangu. Mutambo wako wega uri nani, kunyanya kana ukautamba wega.
- Ndiko kuti, sei ... Ndega ...
- Saka seizvi. Iwe unoita chimwe chinhu chisingaitwe nemumwe munhu. Munoita maprojects ebudiriro asina munhu ane nguva yawo. Iwe unodzidza mabhuku pane bhizinesi vamwe vachiverenga marudzi ese eupenzi paInternet. Damn, unotokumbira kukwidza muhoro vamwe vachinyara. Wakambonzwa nezve iyi tekinoroji - kumhanyisa basa?
- Kwete, kutaura chokwadi ...
- Zvakanaka, verenga paunenge wakasununguka. Ingo usashandise pano - munhu wese anoziva nezvazvo.
- Kugona.
- Apa chienda. Paunotanga mutambo umo iwe chete uri wega, haufe wakakundwa. Unogona kungotadza kuhwina, asi izvozvo hazvityisi. Chaizvoizvo, ichi ndicho chakavanzika chose.
Evgeniy akanyarara, achifunga zvakanyanya nezve chimwe chinhu. Sergei, asina chimwe chinhu chekuita, akasvika kune yake smartphone, apo kamwe kamwe akaita seanorangarira chimwe chinhu.
"Hongu, Evgeny ..." akatanga. - Pane imwe chidimbu chenhau, handizive kuti uchaita sei. Iye zvino vakanyora kwandiri kuti Tatyana ... Kazhinji, achakurumidza kudzingwa.
- Unodzingwa sei? – Evgeniy akakungurutsa maziso ake.
- Saka seizvi. - Sergei akadzungudza musoro. - Zvichida haakwanisi kutsungirira, handizivi ... handisi kuita chero chinhu chakaipa pano, ndangonyeverwa kuti ndisatanga mapurogiramu matsva naye. Uye, nemamiriro ezvinhu, ndafunga kukuzivisai. Zvichida izvi zvichachinja chisarudzo chako.
Evgeny akanga akanyarara. Kutarisa kwake kwakakurumidza kumhanyisa hofisi, chiso chake chairatidza kushushikana uye chakanyanya, apo kamwe… Akanyemwerera.
- Chii? - Sergei akabvunza, achitsinzina. - Ichava nemhedzisiro, shure kwezvose?
- Ehe. - Kushushikana kwaEvgeny kwakangoerekana kwanyangarika sekunge neruoko. - Ndichafara kushanda mukambani yako.
"Saka izvi ..." Sergei akafinyamisa kumeso. - Iwe naye, sezvandinozvinzwisisa ... Munozivana ... Zvinoratidzika, kunyange pachedu.
- Saka manje? - Evgeniy akadzungudza musoro. - Ini ... Unoziva, Sergei ... Ndinotofara kuti zvakaitika nenzira iyi.
- Sei?
- Zvakanaka ... handizivi kuti ndingataura sei ... Tatyana, iye, kazhinji ...
- Chii?
- Zvakanaka ... Ngatitii ... Handina manzwiro akafanana kwaari sezvaanondiitira.
- Anoziva nezve izvi?
- Chokwadi kwete, uri kutaura nezvei?
- Unorevei, "kwete, hongu"? Musikana anokuda, asi haakudi, asi iwe unomuudza kuti unodzorera?
- Zvakanaka, zvinhu zvose zvakanyanya kuoma ipapo ... ini ... Ndinofanira kutaura sei izvi ...
- Zvakanaka, ndinonzwisisa. - Sergei akavhiringidza kutambudzwa kwemumwe wake mutsva. "Zvakadzama pachedu, uye hapana kuvimbana kwakakwana pakati pedu kuti titaure nezvazvo." Ndinoremekedza kodzero yenyu uye handirevi chinhu.
- Ndatenda. - Evgeniy akatura befu. - Ndaneta kwazvo, kutaura chokwadi, yako ... I.e. mitambo yamakaronga...
- Zvakanaka, nekuti wakavatamba. - Sergei akasimuka, achiratidza nechitarisiko chake chose kuti yakanga yava nguva yaEvgeniy. "Dai tisina kutamba, tingadai takaita segaka." Zvakanaka, Evgeniy ...
"Hongu, hongu ..." Evgeny akakurumidza kusvetuka, akatora bhegi rake ndokutambanudza ruoko rwake kuna Sergei.
- Tora zororo kubva kumitambo, kana zvichibvira. – Sergei akati achinyemwerera kunyemwerera. - Asi rangarira kuti mitambo haiperi. Chero nguva, zvakakosha kuti unzwisise kana iwe uri mumutambo kana kwete, uye mutambo waani. Zvakanaka?
- Hongu chokwadi. - Evgeny akagutsurira musoro. - Kusvikira mangwana?
- Ehe, tozoonana mangwana. Kana paine zvachinja, ndichafona.
- Pane zve? - kunyemwerera kwakanyangarika kubva pachiso chaEvgeniy.
- Mutsara wakajairwa, usateerere.
- Zvakanaka!
Evgeniy akasiya hofisi, uye Sergei akadzokera patafura. Akatora smartphone yake ndokuisa panzeve.
- Tatyana, uri pano? Oh, okay... Hongu... Usacheme, nhamo... Ndakakuudza, asi hauna kutenda... Kwete, handiuye, ndinotya misodzi yevakadzi. Oh, handizivi... Iwe unofungei, ndozvitora here?.. Kwete, handingazvitore, zvakapusa uye zviri nyore, nekuda kwako ... O, zvakanaka, zvisarudzire iwe ... Chaizvo?.. Zvakanaka, zvakanaka. Zvishevedze?.. Ndinogona, hongu. Kwete ikozvino, asi mumaawa mashoma. Ndichati mukuru akagerwa... Zvakanaka, wapengenuka, tinoda kushanda.
Sergei akakanda foni yake patafura, akazendamira pachigaro chake, akavhara maziso ake ndokuimba chinyararire:
Hey! Ndiri nhubu kwavari
Anoziva zvakavanzika
Base zvido
Vapemhi nemadzimambo.
Ndairidza violin
Tarenda rangu ndiro muchinjikwa wangu,
Nehupenyu neuta
Ndakatamba nemoto!
Apedza akabva anyemwerera ega, ndokusvetuka kubva pachigaro chake ndokupinda mucorridor achiita zvekumhanya zvine simba.
Vashandisi vakanyoresa chete ndivo vanogona kutora chikamu muongororo. , Munogamuchirwa.
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