Kupera kwevhiki kwese, Facebook feed yangu neakaundi yangu pachezvangu zvaive zvakazara nezvinongedzo kuvhidhiyo imwe chete - "Musangano Wakakosha" kubva kunhengo dzeComedy Club. Maonero uye masiginicha aive monosyllabic: "ha", "chaizvo", "rangarira, takaita zvimwe chete muN", nezvimwe. Handina kuona vhidhiyo yacho pakarepo, asi pandakangoiona, ndakaona: ichi chinyorwa. Nyaya yaHabr. Nekuti vhidhiyo yacho yakazonaka, haina kunyanya kukosha nhasi pane "Red Lines," inosekesa uye neimwe nzira ine zviratidzo, isingakonzere mutsa, asi kutya, kuseka kuseka. Zvakanaka, ngatione, tichazvigadzirisa.
Vhidhiyo yacho pachayo, kana paine munhu asati aiona (ndiri kutumira chinongedzo kune yakanyanya kujairika yezviteshi, kana iyo SS pachayo ichiisa, ndichaiisa zvakare). Mavhidhiyo ari kugara achidzimwa uye isu tinofanirwa kuaronga zvakare :)
Zano: sezvo vachiramba vachidzimwa, tsvaga paYouTube uchishandisa mazwi "akakosha musangano komedhi" kana "zvipikiri kana tsvimbo." Avo vane moyo murefu vanogona kudzokorora kushambadzira kwese uye kuwana yekutanga na48:45 mukati (nenzira, kune vateveri, pakutanga kwenyaya pane kubvunzurudzwa neWylsacom, senge nyaya ye geek).
Chekutanga pane zvese, ndinoda kutaura kuti vhidhiyo yaive neanotonhorera screenwriter uyo asina kungoita nyaya iyi chete, asi ndiani ari pamusoro. Ndine chokwadi chekuti uyu haasi munyori akajairika wevakomana, asi mumwe munhu akapinda mumuromo wekambani yekambani huru uye akanzwa zvakakosha nuances.
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Pakutanga kuona, zvingaita sekuti chinangwa chevhidhiyo ndechekuseka hofisi newspeak uye slang, izvo zvisinganzwisisike kune ari nyore anoshanda nesimba maneja wekupa uyo akangoerekana achinja kuita maneja wekutengesa. Kune asina ruzivo muoni, izvi ndizvo chaizvo zvazviri - kutaura chokwadi kusanzwisisika mutauro, kusetsa, kusetsa, mifananidzo yakajeka. Kune munhu akararama kwemakore gumi nemana ehupenyu hwekambani uye makambani matatu makuru kwazvo (yose IT), vhidhiyo inonzwika zvakasiyana zvachose. Uyu ndiwo mufananidzo wedu tese, vakomana. Kune vamwe, zvinenge zvinhu zvose zvinoverengwa, kune vamwe, chikamu chete, asi munhu angasayeuka sei Gogol asingafi: "Ndiani waunoseka? Urikuseka wega."
Saka handei
Pane imwe nzvimbo musangano uyu usati waitwa, maneja wezvekutengesa akagadzira hurongwa - uye mamaneja vese vakaungana kuti varoverere chikwangwani kana kubatirira. Parizvino padanho rino tinoona dambudziko rekutanga: kushaikwa kwemutoro wega wemushandi mukati mehurongwa hwehunyanzvi hwake, chishuwo chekuendesa zvese kumunda webasa remubatanidzwa. Mukuwedzera, zvichida, iyo ajenda pachayo yakaumbwa zvisizvo uye chinangwa chenyaya yacho chakanga chisina kutaurwa, kana zvisina kudaro angadai akaziva kuti yaiva chirevo chake chaitarisirwa.
Isu tinoona boka rakakura remaneja, tinodzidza nezvekuvapo kwemadhipatimendi mukambani - izvi zvinoreva kuti tiri kutaura nezve yakaomesesa hierarchical yesangano dhizaini, iyo inonyatso kukonzeresa kune pamwe mutoro. Ichi ndicho chikonzero ivo vanonyora nhamba huru yezviito zvinozotangwa mushure memusangano.
Uye zvakare, kusvika kumagumo kwevhidhiyo, inokurudzirwa kuita digital screening uye boka rekutarisa. Mumakambani makuru mune zvakawanda zvinokurudzira zvezviito zvakadaro:
- shandisa bhajeti redhipatimendi rako pakutsvaga
- nyatso edza iyo pfungwa uye uwane yekunze, yakakosha kururamisa
- ratidza kuti vashandi vari kuita izvi havabhadharwe pasina.
Uye hongu, zvinoitika kuti zviitiko zvakakomba zvakadaro zvinoitirwa zvisarudzo zvidiki sekuongorora peji rekutora reGore Idzva. Iyi imari isina kufanira, zviri nani kutendeukira kune a/b bvunzo :)
Kupfuurirazve, panguva yemusangano, zvikonzero zvakakosha zvemaitiro aya emamaneja ekambani zvinoburitswa.
"Tinoda kudzivirira kukundikana, kuitira kuti pasave nekumashure kwakashata." Iyo kambani sezviri pachena inotya kukanganisa nekuti inogona kukanganisa mukurumbira wavo. Zvinosuruvarisa, munguva yedu, ruzivo (kunyange rusina kuvimbiswa) runopararira pakarepo uye zviri nyore kuti uwedzere uye usaita chisarudzo pane kuti uratidze kuti hausi ngamera uye kushandisa mari kune anti-crisis communications, iyo, uyezve, haipei. chero zvivimbiso. Hunhu uhu hunowanikwa kumakambani anenge ese.
"Glume ine muchetura, uye tinoda kudzivirira kuonekwa sekambani ine muchetura." Zvakare, mufananidzo wekambani haukoshi kwete mukati chete, asiwo kunze, kunyanya kuitira kuti usarudze vanyoreri vakanakisisa. Kana paine makuhwa akaipa pamusoro pekambani, hazvichagoneki kuwana nyanzvi inotonhorera. Uye vatengi vanogona kushungurudza kambani pamusoro pechinhu chiduku chiduku.
"Izvi zvinopokana nehuzivi hwedu hwesimbi," "vachatigamuchira." Iyo kambani inotarisa kumashure kune akakosha maitiro. Kunyanya, pano uye nekuwedzera tinoona kuti mubatanidzwa wave kutsamira pane imwe yemafashoni uye ane gakava maitiro - ecology. Chokwadi, kana mubatanidzwa unozivikanwa ukaita chimwe chinhu chisina ushamwari, unotarisana nehasha dzevasiri vatengi chete, asiwo makambani asina purofiti uye vatsigiri. Uye izvi zvakare mukurumbira, njodzi, mari ...
Nzira dzekukurukurirana dzekambani dzinonakidzawo. Kutanga, zvinoziviswa kuti mumwe wevatungamiri achatumira tsamba inotevera musangano (nenzira, nokuda kwechimwe chikonzero havana kutaura shoko rokuti "kutevera", rinonzwika pakupera kwemusangano wega wega wemakambani makuru. ), ipapo chiteshi uye chats zvinogadzirwa ipapo muvatumwa ipapo. Uye zvakare zvinhu zviviri zvehutungamiri hwemazuva ano zvinoratidzwa.
- Wese munhu anotaura chikonzero chekuti sei vakasarudza iyi kana iyo mutumwa. Ichi zvakare chikamu chekubviswa kwebasa - ndakazivisa, ndakakakavara, uye iwe unoita zvaunoda.
- Mazhinji matekinoroji anoshandiswa. Chokwadi, kambani imwe inogona kuva ne 2-3 vatumwa + mail + chatroom. Izvi zvinokanganisa, zvinokanganisa, zvinoparadzira ruzivo uye zvinoderedza kushanda zvakanaka. Dambudziko nderekuti makambani anogona kutsvaga mamwe matekinoroji nemapoka evashandi, uye ipapo kupesana kwechido kunomuka.
Panguva imwecheteyo, maneja-muongorori anopa kutarisa mharidzo muKeynote. Uye, ndinofanira kutaura, iri kufamba kwakanaka: ruzivo rwunoonekwa uye rwunouya kwete chete kuburikidza nechiteshi chekuteerera, asiwo kuburikidza nekuona, izvo zvinovandudza maonero. Kunyangwe muvhidhiyo iyi i "nzvimbo yakajeka", yakanaka yekuona. Izvi hazvireve kuti iwe unofanirwa kutambisa nguva yekushanda pazviratidziro pane chero zvidiki (tinorangarira nei magamba akaungana?), Asi kana musoro wacho wakakomba, kutsigira tsananguro nemasiraidhi chinhu chinoshamisa kune vatori vechikamu.
Tasara nemapoinzi matatu akakosha.
Dambudziko renguva refu yekuita sarudzo. “Wakagara pasi uye haugone kugadzirisa nyaya huru. Pamakanga muchifunga kuti rudzii rwenyere yatinofanira kuridza, takabirwa katanhatu. Iwe unosarudza gore - gore! “Ndoisa kupi chinotonhorera?” maneja wezvekugovera, uyo, kutaura idi, akagadzira iyi ajenda, anozunungusa mhepo.
Chokwadi, ketani yemvumo mukambani hombe haingodzikise purojekiti, asi zvakare kukonzera kukuvadza chaiko - semuenzaniso, kutambisa kana kukanganisa sosi, kupotsa mukana wemusika, kutadza kuita otomatiki nenguva, nezvimwe. Zvakare, kune kutevedzera kwechiito (kurongeka), basa rinoitika zviri pamutemo, asi hapana sarudzo yekupedzisira. Mabhizinesi madiki haakwanise kuwana humbozha hwakadaro - vanoenda kubhuroka :)
Chekupedzisira, mhinduro chete ine musoro yakatsanangurwa ndeye kushandisa "masikiru epurasitiki akagadzirwa kubva kumarara egungwa akadzokororwa" kune chiratidzo. Chisarudzo chakanaka kubva kumunhu ane muhoro wemiriyoni (ugh, yakashanda) - tora uye uite. Asi tobva tadzokera kune chokwadi chekuti chimiro chisina kunaka chevhidhiyo ndiye maneja wedhipatimendi, nekuti anotyora basa racho chaizvo zvinoenderana negwara uye anobvunza mubvunzo mutsva: "Musoro wescrew ungagadzirirwa Phillips screwdriver. kana musoro wehekisi?" Iyo inokonzeresa yakashanda, zvese zvinotangazve mudenderedzwa, musangano wakarongwa. Ndiko kuti, kunyange mubasa diki rakadaro, mushandi anozvirerutsira pamutoro wekuita sarudzo. Asi usamhanye kumupa mhosva - pamwe kambani inotambudza chero sarudzo yakazvimirira uye danho, unoziva zvazvinoita kune wekutanga.
Saka, takaona mubatanidzwa, zvinoenderana nemaonero ekunze uye nekusajeka mutoro. Iyi zvirokwazvo ikambani isingashande iyo yakatsigira masosi emari. Nokudaro, kune vashandi vemakambani makuru, vhidhiyo "hupenyu hwehupenyu," uye kune vashandi vemabhizimisi maduku uye epakati chikonzero chekuseka pane zvimwe zvinhu izvo, kwete, kwete, zvinopinda. Kunyanya kana maneja anoshanda kubva kubhizinesi hombe achipihwa basa. Tinofanira kudzidzisa zvakare :)
About Newspeak
Pakupedzisira, ndichaenda kune musoro mukuru wevhidhiyo - Newspeak, mutauro wehofisi wakazadzwa neanglicisms kunyange pausingadiwi. Ini ndiri mushandi wemazuva ano anonzwisisa zvachose mazwi ese aya; zvakaitika kuti mumabasa apfuura ndaifanira kuashandisa apo yakanga isati yasvika (2008-2010). Saka, zvinhu zvose pano zvakanyatsojeka.
- Mashoko akadaro anopa uremu hunooneka kukutaura; kukangaidza zvishomanana kunoratidza ruzivo rwamaneja “mumamiriro ezvinhu ekambani.”
- Vanovhara zvikanganiso, matambudziko uye chaiwo screw-ups.
- Vanosimbisa vashoma vakasarudzwa vanonzwisisa mazwi aya.
- Vanokupa pfungwa yehunyanzvi - iwe unongonzwa kunge uri mumifananidzo yakanaka kubva kumafirimu ebhizinesi reAmerica.
Asi izvi zvese ndezvechokwadi kusvika pane imwe nguva. Kana iwe ukava nyanzvi, iwe unonzwisisa kuti munhu chete anonyatsoziva musoro anogona kutsanangura mumutauro wevanhu uye neminwe yavo. Uye vanhu vakadaro havadi office newspeak.
Ehezve, mamwe mazwi, kunyanya muIT, haachaenda kunze kwekushandisa: isu tinogadzirisa uye kuzvipira, kugadzirisa uye kutarisa, kutumira uye kutumira kune kugadzira. Aya majagoni enyanzvi. Asi iwe unofanirwa kubvisa mhinduro uye disizhin :)
Pandakanga ndichinyora, ndakafunga kuti zvakazoitika zvakafanana nerondedzero "munyori aifunga nezvei paakanyora chinyorwa," kunyangwe angave asina kufunga nezve chero chinhu, asi akanwa waini uye akarota nezvechidiki serf. Saka zviri pano - hatizive zvaifungwa nemunyori wemifananidzo, asi kuseka kwedu uye hutachiona hwevhidhiyo iyi zviratidzo zvakanyanya. Uye zvinotonhorera kuti chero isu tichiseka, zvinoreva kuti zvese zvakanaka nekuzvishora.
Source: www.habr.com