Unoda sei mukuru wako? Unofungei nezvake? Darling uye uchi? Mudzvinyiriri? Mutungamiriri wechokwadi? Complete nerd? Maoko anopenga? Nhai Mwari, murume rudzii?
Ndakaita masvomhu uye ndave nevakuru makumi maviri muhupenyu hwangu. Pakati pavo paiva nevakuru vemadhipatimendi, vatevedzeri vevatungamiriri, vatungamiriri vakuru, uye varidzi vebhizimisi. Nomuzvarirwo, munhu wese anogona kupihwa imwe tsananguro, kwete nguva dzose censorship imwe. Vamwe vakakwira, vamwe vakatsvedza pasi. Mumwe anogona kunge ari mujeri.
Pavanhu makumi maviri ava, handisi kunyatsotenda kwavari vese. Gumi nenhatu chete. Nokuti iMbudzi. Ndizvozvo, nebhii guru.
Mbudzi ndiye sabhuku asingakusiye uchibhowekana. Inogara ichiisa zvibodzwa zvitsva, inowedzera zvirongwa, inokumanikidza kufamba, uye haibvumire iwe kuzorora. Mbudzi inogara ichiwedzera kumanikidza. Uye iwe, pasi pekumanikidzwa uku, wedzera kusimba.
Pakanga pasina mbudzi, asi vakomana vakanaka. Ndakaverenga zvinomwe zvacho. Vakuru vakadaro vakaita saBrezhnev. Pasi pekutonga kwavo, une kusamira kwakakwana. Iwe haukure, usasvike kumusoro, usasimudze manera ebasa, usawedzera mari yako.
Kushanda nevasiri mbudzi kwakafanana nekurota. Akauya kuchirimwa, akasiya mushure memakore akati wandei - uye zvakaita sekunge akange asina kumboshanda zvachose. Zvidzidzo zvangu hazvina kunaka, pakanga pasina mapurojekiti anonakidza, handina kana kurwa nemunhu. Sezvo Makarevich akaimba, "uye hupenyu hwake hwakafanana nemichero kefir."
Kuona kana mukuru wako ari dhongi kana kuti kwete kuri nyore. Kana usiri kukura neimwe nzira inoyerwa, saka haasi dhongi. Kana kuburitsa kwako, kutengesa, nhamba kana kumhanya kwemapurojekiti, chinzvimbo, muhoro, pesvedzero iri kuramba ichiwedzera, saka mukuru wako imbudzi.
Mbudzi dzine nyaya inonakidza. Paunenge uchishanda nembudzi, unomuvenga nokuti anokanganisa homeostasis yako, i.e. chido chorugare. Akauya mangwanani, akadurura kofi, uye akagadzirira kudzikamisa chirongwa, uye ipapo - bam, uyu Kozlina akauya achimhanya ndokuisa rimwe basa regehena. Zvose zvaunofunga ndizvo - zvakanaka, iwe mbudzi!
Uye paunosiya jerk, kunyanya kune imwe kambani, unoona kuti munhu uyu akakubatsira zvakadini. Kunyanya kana iwe wakauya pasi pekuraira kwemumwe mudiwa. Unonzwisisa kuti kwaive kwakakura sei kurwira chimwe chinhu, kumhanya, kudonha, kusimuka uye kumhanya zvakare. Mbudzi yakatsikirira, asi iwe hauna kutyora, uye wakasimba.
Semuenzaniso, pasi pekumanikidzwa kubva kune imwe mbudzi, ini-handedly ndakatamisa chirimwa kubva ku1C 7.7 kuenda kuUPP mumwedzi miviri. Nekumanikidzwa kubva kune imwe mbudzi, mugore rekutanga rekushanda muFrance, ndakapasa zvitupa zvishanu: 5C: Nyanzvi, uye 1C: Project Manager yedhizeti. Macertification ipapo aive mu-munhu, pa-saiti, uye ini handina kupotsa imwe nekuti ndaida mbudzi yakashata. Paive nembudzi yakandimanikidza kunyora inotonhorera inotonhorera kuronga hurongwa muvhiki, uye pasi peakamutangira, aive asiri mbudzi, ndakatambura kwemwedzi mitanhatu. Mbudzi dzine simba zvikuru dzakandimanikidza kurongedza zvinhu mukuchengetedza dura, kutenga uye accounting.
Kana uine rombo rakanaka, uchasangana neMegaGoat muhupenyu hwako. Ndaive nemukuru mumwe chete akadai.
Mbudziwo zvayo inoronga chinangwa uye inoda kuti ibudirire. MegaKozel inowedzera mamiriro - kuzadzisa chinangwa mune imwe nzira, uchishandisa nzira dzakananga. Semuenzaniso, kwete kungopedzisa chirongwa, asi chiite uchishandisa Scrum. Gadzira hukama pakati pemadhipatimendi maviri, asi kwete nemirau uye otomatiki, asi nenzira dzemuganhu wekutonga.
Zvechokwadi, hazvibviri kushandisa unyanzvi hwausingazivi. Tinofanira kudzidza. Uyezve, pakupedzisira, iwe unozviziva zviri nani kupfuura MegaGoat pachake - akaverenga bhuku chete, haana kuzviisa mukuita. Asi MegaGoat iMegaGoat. Kana chinangwa chaitwa uye ukafunga kuzorora, anokudana uye anokumanikidza kuti urongedze ruzivo rwako, taura nezve tsika yekushandisa nzira, bata semina, nyora chinyorwa pane yekambani portal, nezvimwe.
MegaGoat inokumanikidza kuti ugare uchidzidza. Iye chaizvo, chaizvo chaizvo, akapa bhuku kana hurukuro, ndokuzoita bvunzo nenzira yekubvunzurudzwa kwake. Makore akati wandei apfuura, uye ndichiri kurangarira kuti SSGR, CGR, NPV ndezvipi, mangani emhando dzehutungamiriri maererano naGoleman, Eric Trist ndiani, nei Taylor ari nani kupfuura Mayo, iripi gorilla iri fucking uye nei isina munhu. ndakazviona, ini ndichatumidza mhando hunhu maererano neBelbin, ini ndichatsanangura chakavanzika chekubudirira kwekambani yeMorning Star uye nei, chokwadi, Diesel Gate yakaitika muVolkswagen.
MegaGoat, hongu, iri nani pane Mbudzi. Asi kune mashoma MegaGoats. Ndakasangana nemumwe chete muhupenyu hwangu. Ehe, hongu, pandakanga ndiri mukuru wevagadziri vechirongwa pachirimwa, ini ndaivawo MegaGoat kwavari. Ndakaunza mabhuku, ndikada kuverenga, ndokuzobvunzurudzwa. Akandimanikidza kuti ndiongorore basa rangu, kutsanangura kubudirira uye kukundikana maererano nemaitiro ekutungamirira, uye kwete "damn, zvakanaka, yakashanda, chii chimwe chinodiwa."
Saka kana mukuru wako ari Mbudzi, fara. Kurevesa kwaanoita, ndiko kukurumidza uye kuri nani kwaunokura. Zvakanaka, usagumbuke kana iwe uchitungamirirwa nemudiwa.
Muchiitiko ichi, pane workaround - Mbudzi kubva kunze, zvishoma nenyanzvi. Dzimwe nguva vanhu vakadaro vanonzi varairidzi kana varairidzi, asi handizvo - havangakuudze chokwadi, saka havazogadziri kumanikidza kwakakosha. Uye pasina kumanikidzwa iwe hauzotanga kuramba.
Semuenzaniso, kana iwe uri programmer, wobva watsvaga mumwe programmer anozokanganisa kodhi yako. Achakuudza kumeso kwako kuti uri shit coder yemaoko. Iwe haungazviudze izvi, uye mutengi haazvinetse, kunyangwe maneja weprojekiti haafungire mazviri. Mbudzi haizonyara.
Rega Mbudzi igare ichikutsamwisa, ikuchengete pazvigunwe zvako, uye isakurega uchizorora. Iyo yakanyanya kusiyanisa misoro iyo Mbudzi inogona kukanda shit pauri, zviri nani. Chinzvimbo chako uye ruzivo rwako hazvina basa zvachose. MegaGoat ambotaurwa, murume akapfuma kwazvo, haana kana kumboedza kunditorera tabhu yemvura mumusoro make. Naizvozvo, yaigara ichichinja, ichikura uye ichifambira mberi.
Zvakanaka, kana iwe uine rombo rakanaka, unoshanduka kuita Mbudzi Yako uye womira zvichienderana nekuvapo kwekumanikidza kwekunze. Iwe uchazvigadzirira iwe pachako, iwe haungazvibvumire kuzorora, iwe uchazvisundira iwe pachako. Kunyangwe iwe uchigutsikana zvachose nekunze kwekunze, kunyangwe mbudzi imwe.
Mbudzi pachayo inoziva kushatirisa kunyangwe Mbudzi dzinoitungamirira. Nokuti nguva dzose haana zvakakwana. Kwete kubhadhara, asi kumanikidzwa. Anonyatsouya kuMbudzi yake oti - rega nditore izvi, uye ndinoda chirongwa chepamusoro, uye kazhinji, iwe, Mbudzi, hausi Mbudzi. Huya, isa nyanga dzako pasi undisundire.
Kana uri sabhuku funga kuti uri Mbudzi here kana kuti kwete. Zviri nyore uye zviri nyore kuve mudiwa, ndinoziva, ndakaedza. Munhu wese anokubata zvakanaka, anokuremekedza, pamwe anotokuda, hausi kumanikidza, uchagara uchibatsira, tsvaga mhinduro, kukuponesa kubva kumatambudziko, kukutsigira mushoko nezviito, kukuregerera iwe pakukanganisa uye kukudzivirira kubva kuMbudzi dzepamusoro. .
Asi, kuva akatendeseka uye nemwoyo kumwoyo, hausi kuitira vanhu izvi, asi iwe pachako. Unoda kunyaradzwa iwe pachako. Zvakakunakira iwe kana vachikuda, zvese zvakatsetseka, zvakadzikama, pasina matambudziko. Kunakidzwa nehupenyu.
Dambudziko nderekuti vanhu vako havakure iwe uri mudiwa. Unonzwisisa izvi, asi unovhara maziso ako. Senge, ani nani anoda kusimudzira anozviita ega. Uye ndichabatsira kana abvunza. Chete haabvunze nekuti hapana chikonzero. Hapana pressure. Hakuna mbudzi. Gara pamwe chete, mumichero inodziya kefir, uye iwe uchaenda, pasina kuwedzera kwekukura.
Chikonzero chekuda rugare chakafanana - homeostasis. Uku ndiko kugona kwehurongwa kuzvitonga, kuchengetedza kugadzikana kwemukati, nekuita zviito zviri nyore. Ichi ndicho chido chekugara munzvimbo yekunyaradza, kushandisa simba shoma.
Uyezve, mushandi nemaneja vane chido ichi. Iine zviratidzo zvakawanda uye mazita. Semuenzaniso, usazunungusa chikepe, usatyaira masaisai, wedzera mabasa nezvipikiri zvitatu, sunungura mabhureki, nezvimwe.
Chinhu chakashata ndechekuti homeostasis inowanikwa mumunhu nemasikirwo, zvese physiologically uye maererano nekuvandudza ruzivo, hunyanzvi, kuzadzisa zvinangwa, nezvimwe. Kuchengeta mamiriro ezvinhu azvino kunowanzova nyore pane kusimuka uye kuenda kune imwe nzvimbo.
Apa ndipo panobatsira Kozlina. Munhu pachake, mushandi, haakwanisi uye haadi kukunda chikumbaridzo chinodarika iyo budiriro inotanga. Uye pesvedzero yekunze inomubatsira mune izvi, inomumanikidza, inomukurudzira.
Izvi zvinotungamira kune yakapusa formula: isu tinofanirwa kuita kuti ive yakasununguka kuvandudza pane kugara pambongoro yedu.
Zvichireva kutaura, shandura pakati, chinangwa chehomeostasis. Rega maitiro echisikigo achengetedze mamiriro ekufambisa, kwete mamiriro ekuzorora. Rugare ngaruve rusina kugadzikana. Sezvakaita murwiyo runoshamisa rwenguva dzeSoviet - "kuneta kwakakanganwa, vana vanozununguka, uyezve mahwanda ari kurova semwoyo, uye hapana zororo kwatiri, kupisa, asi kurarama ...".
Hazvina kuoma kutarisa mhedzisiro ye "movement homeostasis". Rega ndikupe mienzaniso miviri.
Kana iwe wakambove wakabatanidzwa mune chero mutambo kana kugwinya nguva nenguva, ipapo iwe ungangozosimbisa kuti kana wangopotsa kurovedzera muviri, unonzwa kusagadzikana. Kunyanya kana waidzidzira mazuva ese.
Kana iwe wakazvirovedza umene kurava mabhuku nguva dzose ndokumira kwechinguvana, unonzwa sokunge uri kurasikirwa nechimwe chinhu chinokosha.
Kana ukasarudza kuti hauzooni TV zvachose, unokurumidza kujaira. Zvino, netsaona, kana panguva yezororo, iwe unotarisa kamwe chete, hauna nguva yekutama nekufamba kwenguva, inokweverwa mukati, uye mushure memaawa mashoma unonzwa kusagadzikana, sekunge uri kuita chimwe chinhu kubva kunze. zvakajairika.
Nzvimbo yekunyaradza inongochinja. Homeostasis ibenzi, hazvina basa kwaari kuti rudzii rwemamiriro ekuchengetedza. Kana iwe wakasununguka kurara pasofa, achaita zvese kuti ave nechokwadi chekuti uripo. Kana iwe uchinzwa wakasununguka kuita 100 push-ups zuva rega rega, homeostasis ichakubatsira kuti usarege.
Kuedza kunongodiwa kushandura nzvimbo yako yekunyaradza. Ehe, zviri nani uye zviri nyore kuita izvi zvishoma nezvishoma, pasina kusvetuka kubva pamubhedha kuenda kuEverest - hauzove nesimba rakakwana rekukunda chikumbaridzo. Kuda kunofanirwa kuchengetwa; hapana zvakawanda zvayo, uye haigone kusvetuka kukuru.
Munyaya yeMbudzi, zvinhu zvose zviri nyore, nokuti zvose zvinodiwa pakushandura nzvimbo yekunyaradza yeboka ndezvake, mbudzi, simba. Vamwe vose vanongoda kuteerera vodzungaira vaora mwoyo kuenda uko uyu ane nyanga nendebvu ari kusvetuka-svetuka. Kune vashandi, nzvimbo yekunyaradza inofamba mahara, pasina muripo wekuzvikurudzira, kuronga chinangwa, kana kunyengetedza. Mutoro wose wekukunda chikumbaridzo chehomeostasis unowira pamafudzi embudzi.
Uye mutungamiri anodikamwa, nhamo, anotaridzika senge rag risina simba. Anokoshesa yake homeostasis, nzvimbo yake yekunyaradza kupfuura zvese, achipa mikana yekusimudzira yevashandi vese. Kunyange zvakadaro, kururamisa kwake kwakaiswa ironclad: ani nani anoda, achazvisimudzira. Chokwadi, hazvina kujeka, nei hero iri kudiwa ipapo?
Hongu, mukupedzisa ndichati - usavhiringidze Kozlov neMoron. Mbudzi inotsikirira nezvinangwa, mabasa, zvirongwa. Muromo uri kungosunda. Anopopota, anonyadzisa, anokonzera kunzwa ane mhosva, anomugadza, anogumbura. Inozvisimbisa pamubhadharo wako, muchidimbu.
Mbudzi inogonawo kuita seMoron kana ichiri diki. Mwana wembudzi. Izvi zvinopera neruzivo. Asi Nyangwe Mbudzi inokupa chinangwa. Uye Moron anozongo shinyira mumweya uye, nemufaro, enda kune anotevera akabatwa.
Zvitsvakire Mbudzi. Kuda Mbudzi. Iva Mbudzi iwe.
Source: www.habr.com