Provincial bonfire kana kuzvarwa kwerudzi

Nhungamidzo
Danai vefire brigade! Ndivo chete vanogona kudzima moto pasi pembongoro yake.

Mwaka 1996
America inopemberera Zuva reIndependence. Mukukudza izvi, Will Smith anoponesa pasi kubva kune imwe nyika kurwisa achishandisa hutachiona hwekombuta. Ini ndinochengetedza pasi nekubatanidza varwi vane laser pfuti. Maiwe, ruponeso harusi mufirimu, asi mumutambo UFO: Enemy Unknown. Panguva ino ndinonzwisisa kuti ndinoda kushanda muIT. Asi kwete nekuda kwekufarira kugadzirwa kwepfuti yelaser kana kutonhorera kwemavhairasi ekombuta. Zvese nekuda kwemumwe mutambo wekombuta - Leisure Suit Larry. Mutambo mumwechete une katuni nemabhobho! Chii chimwe chinodiwa kuti mukomana akure zvakanaka? Chinhu chimwe chete - kuitira kuti Amai vasawane mutambo. Uye kuti irege kuwanikwa, inofanira kuvanzwa. Aya ndiwo maitiro andakaita izvo MS-DOS neWindows

Mwaka 1999
Hama dzeWachowski dzakataura nezve matrix, uye boka reBomfunk MC rakanyora Freestyler imwe chete. Hafu yeguta yakapfeka magirazi matema, ichiimba β€œraka maka pho” uye ichirota ichipukunyuka matrix. Ndaisada kubuda mumatrix. Ini ndaida kuronga network yekombuta mune imwe imba yakavakidzana uye kunzwisisa kuti mavara emashiripiti IPX/SPX akasiyana sei neTCP/IP. Aya ndiwo maitiro andakaita Linux uye network stack.

Mwaka 2004
Will Smith anoponesa vanhu zvakare, asi panguva ino nezve marobhoti. Ndiri kuenda kukoreji kunodzidza engineering yemagetsi. Iko hakuna marobhoti, hapana makomputa network, uye zvechokwadi hapana mabhobho muindasitiri yemagetsi emagetsi. Kukurudzira i zero. Ini handisi robhoti, ndine zviroto. Deduction. Aya ndiwo maziviro andakaita kuti zviri nyore sei kuodza mwoyo mhuri.

Mwaka 2005
Vakatinyepera! Bruce Wayne haasi mamiriyoni uye Batman. Batman ndiChristian Bale. Zvakasarudzwa. Ini ndichave Batman weIT yeguta redu. Ini ndichabatsira munhu wese anovheneka chiratidzo cheBeth muchimiro che "blue skrini yerufu." Ndiwo madzidzisiro andakaita nezve outsourcing.

Mwaka 2007
Optimus Prime neMegatron zvakamhara panyika. Nyika iri munjodzi! Will Smith arikupi? Ndiani achaponesa vanhu kubva mukutsakatika? Zvakanaka, kwete ini. Ungaenda sei kuponesa nyika iwe uine chaiyo Cisco switch mumaoko ako uye chaiyo HP server mubhokisi riri padyo newe? Aya ndiwo madzidzisiro andakaita nezvehunyanzvi uye kukura kwebasa.

Mwaka 2009
Indaneti izere nemajee pamusoro pehofori dzebhuruu. Varume vazhinji vanonyangira vakadzi mukirabhu kuti vawane imba yetseheylo yavo. Asi handina nguva nazvo. Ndava injiniya zvino. Ndiwo maziviro andakaita pamusoro pezviroto zvemhuri yangu kuti ndaizova injiniya. Pashure pezvose, vakakurira muUSSR, uye muSoviet Union shoko Engineer rakanzwika nokudada.

Mwaka 2011
Nguva yekutanga ibvunzurudzo yakananga neIT director. Vanoti pakutanga aingova iye nechirongwa chake chikuru, uyezve bhizinesi rakaonekwa rakatenderedza zvese. Ndinoshuva kuti nditore piritsi yeNZT ikozvino kuitira kuti ndigone kuongorora nzvimbo dzose dzerima uye hazvizotyi. Uye saka takasangana - vanhu vaviriwo zvavo vane mitezo yakafanana. Mubvunzo wake wekutanga ndewekuti: Ndinoziva C +? Mubvunzo wangu wekutanga ndewekuti RTO yavo ndeyei? Mapinduriro ezvose zviri zviviri akafanana nokukuma kwemhou. Ndinogamuchirwa. Asi nei zvese zviri nyore? Ndinokurumidza kuona kuti chero kukanganisa kukanganisa kwangu. Izvo hazvina basa kuti vanogadzira mapurogiramu vakagadziridza iyo yekumashure-yekupedzisira kubva palaptop yavo kuburikidza ne wifi. Mugadziri wepurogiramu haakwanisi kukanganisa, uye purogiramu yacho yakakwana. Izvi zvese admin benzi, hapana chaanonzwisisa muhupenyu huno. Iwo admin's appendages (zvakanaka, aya anobva pamapendekete) aidiwa kukura munzvimbo yepelvic. Ndiwo maziviro andakaita kuti vhudzi jena chii.

Mwaka 2013
Izvi zvese zvinokonzerwa nekuti ini ndiri mubhizimusi rekutengesa rekutengesa. Mumahofisi makuru, munhu wese anoremekedzana. Uye chii chingave chakakomba kupfuura Mabhangi? Kwete mabhangi eWall Street (kune mapere mazhinji ipapo), asi mabhangi madiki emuno. Uye ikozvino ndakatopfeka sutu. Vanondibata sewe. Vanoteerera zvandinofunga, asi nei zvichifinha kudaro? Yakawanda ye bureaucracy, hapana shanduko, hapana hunyanzvi. Ndiri kutadza kufema. Ndiwo maziviro andakaita nezvekuneta.

Mwaka 2014
Mucheto weramangwana hauna kujeka. Hafu yezuva randinonwa tii, hafu yezuva ndinotsvaka rimwe basa. Bhingo! Zvakare bhanga, asi remubatanidzwa uye nemabasa akaoma ekubatanidza matavi. Ini ndinopasa kubvunzurudzo uye ndinogamuchira chinopihwa. Kubva svondo rekutanga chairo ndaive ndaremerwa nebasa remaprojects. Checkmate routine! Kubatanidzwa kwakasimba kunoita kuti inzwe - ini ndoda kugara kubasa (musiyano kubva kuMSK + 7). Mapurojekiti anopedzwa, uye mubairo itsamba yekudzikisa muyero wangu. Aya ndiwo maitiro andakaita kuti musikana anonzwa sei paunorambana naye kuburikidza neSMS.

Mwaka 2015
Yakaputsika uye yakaora mwoyo. Kudzoka mukutengesa. Hakuna timu, munhu wese zvake. Maneja haakwanise kusiyanisa flash drive kubva kune sfp. Tsaona mushure metsaona. Ndinotora zvese mumaoko angu. Pane zvakawanda zvisina kurongwa kutaurirana nechikwata, yakawanda yekuchinjana ruzivo. Mutambo wekutevedzera wechikwata unohwina. Ndini mukuru mutsva wezvivakwa. Zvakanaka, zvino ndichadzidzisa munhu wose kurarama uye kutsiva munhu wose. Uye kune vatengesi vanokuvadza vasingakwanise kugadzira zvimiro zvewebhusaiti, uye kune vanogadzira mapurogiramu vanoda kukwidziridza kodhi yavo nemashoko okuti "sevha inoda kuwedzera processors uye ndangariro uye SSD madhiraivha," uye maaccountant ane clumsy accounting yeIT assets mu1C. Kuda kwangu kwakakurumidza kutonhodzwa nekushevedzera kucarpet kune IT director. Vangu hemispheres havasati vamboita bonde rerudo kudaro. Ndakadzidza zvinhu zvakawanda zvitsva, uye kuti vatengesi vakanaka - vanowana mari, uye kuti vanogadzira mapurogiramu ndivo vanovhenekera vekambani yedu uye mutungamiriri pachake aimbova programmer (deja vu kana chimwe chinhu), uye kuti vanhu vakachenjera kwazvo vanoshanda mu accounting. , uye accounting yakapusa imhaka yekuti handikwanise kuronga accounting iyi.

OK. Makwikwi agamuchirwa. Kuchinja kwewadhiropu. Kuchinja kweraibhurari. Kuwana red profile diploma yedzidzo yepamusoro. Misangano yakawanda nemisangano - kushoma kutaurirana nechikwata. Kuwedzera kurairidza uye kubvunzana - kushoma kwehunyanzvi basa remanyorero. Chikwata chakabatana uye chakadzidziswa. Mapurojekiti ese nezvivakwa zvakapedzwa nenguva. Ndizvo zvandakazoita maneja.

Mwaka 2018
Uturu hwangu hwanzwa nzara. Inogona kudhura nzvimbo dze data muminda umo pasina munhu kunze kwegophers. Anoda kunyura mushanduko yedhijitari. Anokumbira dhijitari kwemangwanani, masikati uye kudya kwemanheru. Saka ndakaenda kuSt.

Mwaka 1915
D. W. Griffith anoburitsa The Birth of a Nation. Vanhu vakawanda vakabuda muhoro vachiona firimu. Iyi firimu inoita manyemwe akasimba paruzhinji zvekuti kuratidzira kunotanga kubva kune vese "vatema" uye "vachena".

Saka pashure pokutama ndinonzwa ndakasimba zvikuru, asi handigoni kubuda muhoro.
Sei ndisingakwanisi kubva muhoro? Nemhaka yokuti ndinozvivimba zvikuru mumano angu zvokuti ndakatengesa chinhu chiri chose muguta rangu rekare, ndikatora chikwereti ndokutenga imba muSt. Uye ndichiri nechivimbo.

Kungoti handina kuwana basa kwemwedzi mishanu :)

Murazvo wemoto wakaonekwa panguva yekutsvaga - chete mapurogiramu anodiwa pano.

Ndakapfuura nemubvunzurudzo dzinoverengeka (zvese zvehunyanzvi uye manejimendi) uye munhu wese aifarira hunyanzvi hwangu hwekuronga. Pandakabvunza kuti sei mukuru wedhipatimendi rinoona nezve data centre achifanira kuziva 1C programming kana GO, vakanditarisa neziso rezizi.

Mushure mebvunzurudzo iyi, moto wakandibvumira kubika bhekoni nemazai pairi.

Ini handisi kuzotarisa kune HR mune zvese. Zvichida rimwe zuva ndichafunga kunyora chimwe chinyorwa, uye chichave chakatsaurirwa kuna HR. Zvino nezve chimwe chinhu. Ndakaendesa CV yangu munaNovember, uye ndakakokwa muna Ndira. Hurukuro dzakanaka. Mutambi-murairidzi chinzvimbo. Mhinduro yekuti ndakaifarira, asi ivo vanozotarisa kune vakawanda vavhoti mwedzi waNdira usati wapera. Yakawedzerwa kusvika pakupera kwaFebruary. Zvino kusvika pakupera kwaMarch.

Ndiri kunyorera shamwari. Ndokumbira utumire CV yake kukambani iyi. Mukati mevhiki, akapasa kubvunzurudzwa, akagamuchira kupihwa uye "Ini ndiri munhu anotonhorera" kubudirira. Fungidzira kuti ndiani? Programmer.
Ndakadzima moto wekudziisa mhuri yese ichidziya moto.

Chinhu chakasarudzika chenzvimbo dzekuMadokero kwandiri kwaive kuvapo kwechinodikanwa chechirungu chekutaura. Uye hazvina basa kuti imhando ipi yekambani kana basa. Handikwanise kuziva kana ichi chiri fashoni chirevo kana chinodiwa? Ndakafunga kuzvitarisa. Ndakagadzira CV yenhema yenyanzvi. Akaitumira kumakambani akafanana. Ini ndinoenda nekubvunzurudzwa kwefoni, ndinouya kuhurukuro muChirungu, uye ndinobvuma zvechokwadi kuti nhanho yacho yakaipa. Mhedzisiro yacho kuramba. Isu tinogadzira "fake" CV yemugadziri. Isu tinozvitumira kune iwo makambani kwavakatumira linden techie. Mibairo - tinowana mamwe magwaro. Kushaikwa kweChirungu chekutaura kunonetsa vanhu vashoma.
Tinogara nevavakidzani - moto wakapisa gomba padenga ravo.

Zvinoita kunge ndiri mugwara chairo. Iyi yatova bvunzurudzo yechi4 uye iri nevaridzi. Izvi zvisati zvaitika, vatungamiri vezvemari nevashandi vakabvunzurudzwa, pamwe chete nehurukuro neaimbova colonel weInistry of Internal Affairs (o sei ndiri kutaura izvi - hapana zvekare). Takataura kwemaawa matatu, tichikurukura zvese kubva pazvikepe zvemuchadenga kusvika pakuderedzwa kwevashandi. Ndatova Kwauri. Uyezve uyu mutsara "Wakadii neprogramming?"
Uku ndiko kuseka kwangu. Havana kuzombondifonera.

Simba remoto rinokwana kupisa imba yose uye kupaka pasi pevhu.

Rudzi rwakazvarwa panguva ipi? Nyika dzevagadziri. Ndakafunga, uye ndichiri kufunga kudaro, kuti muguta randakanga ndakakurira, vaiti vepurogiramu vainyanya kukosha nokuti pakanga pasina chinhu zvachose. Asi izvo zvaive kare, asi ikozvino ndakaenda online uye ndakawana mhinduro kune chero dambudziko. Iye zvino chero tsoko inogona kuunganidza chidimbu chekodhi kana kuisa sisitimu yekushandisa. Uye usati wakanda tsvina yetsoko kwandiri, funga nezvenyaya yekuti ndakatora mienzaniso yakapusa. Haasi tsoko dzese dzichanyora kunyorera kana chirongwa chakakodzera, uye kwete tsoko dzese dzichakuvakira zvakajairwa zvivakwa zvekumhanyisa kumashure-kumagumo kwechirongwa ichi chekunyorera. Aya mabasa anogona kuitwa chete nemaprimate ane ruzivo.

Iyo muenzaniso ichiri kuputsika. Sei maneja kana mainjiniya achida kuronga? Kwete, zvakanaka, kana iwe uri mukuru wevagadziri kana DevOps mune yekutanga IT, saka zvirokwazvo unoida. Uye kana iwe uri musanganisi akachena, nei uchida iyi kung fu?

Iko hakuna kana chinyorwa chimwe chete nezve kuti munhu akasiya sei hurongwa uye ave "tenzi wemichina."
Iko hakuna kosi imwe chete ye "maitiro ekuve mainjiniya eCisco." Ese mapodcasts evagadziri. Instagram yakandipa kuti ndive blockchain programmer mumazuva mashanu. Handeyi nazvo! Nyika yakasikwa mumazuva 5, asi iwe unogona kuva programmer muna 7. Chii?

Social Vagadziri chete ndivo vanotora ongororo dzevashandirwi.

Mazana ezvinyorwa pamusoro pekudzidzisa mwana kuronga uye kwete imwe chete pamusoro pekuita mwana mainjiniya. Asi muSoviet Union izwi rekuti Engineer rakanzwika nekudada...

Epilogue
Igore 2019. Hama dzeWachowski dzakava hanzvadzi. Remake yeFreestyler yakatorwa mifananidzo. Vanodzima moto havana kumbosvika. Kunze kwehwindo, chando chinonyauka kubva mutsime, kana kubva mumoto pasi pembongoro yake.

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Izvi zvichanzwika sezvisinganzwisisike, asi ndidzo nyaya dzako dzakava manyowa mukubudiswa kwechinyorwa chino.

Source: www.habr.com

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