Superman vs Programmer

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Nyamavhuvhu airatidza kuve akashata. Trill yemabhero ekutanga yakanga ichangofa, mvura yakanga yatanga, mhepo dzaMarch dzakanga dzabva kuna Mwari anoziva kupi, uye tembiricha yeCelsius yakanga iri mukati medhijiti imwe chete.

Murume wechidiki akanyatsonzvenga madhaka, achiedza kuti asasvibisa shangu dzake nhema. Kumutevera kwaiva mumwe, aitaridzika sepizi mbiri mupodhi - bhachi regrey risingashamisi, classic jeans, chiso chakatetepa uye musoro wakashama nekuvhunduka kwebvudzi rebrown richibhururuka mumhepo.

Wekutanga akasvika paintercom achibva adzvanya bhatani. Mushure mechinguva chidiki chemagetsi, izwi raspy rakanzwika.

- Nokuti ani? - akabvunza intercom.

- For Borey! - mukomana akadanidzira, achitenda kuti nekuda kwemhepo zvaizova zvakaoma kunzwa.

- Chii? Vakavinga ani? - pakanga paine kushatirwa kuri pachena munzwi.

- For Borey! - mukomana akadanidzira zvakanyanya.

- Unofanira kunyarara. – wechipiri akati achinyemwerera. "Vane foni yakashata ipapo, havainzwe."

- Ini ndiri weBorey, weBoreas. Boris. - wekutanga akadzokorora nezwi rakadzikama, uye akanyemwerera neruremekedzo, achitarisa wechipiri. - Ndatenda!

Intercom yakaita ruzha runokoka, magineti padhoo ndokudzvanya zvinofadza, uye vamwe vairwara vacho vakapinda muchivako chekireshi. Maive neimba yekukiyira mukati - anenge mapoka ese aive munzvimbo iyi aive nemapinhi akasiyana.

- Baba! - pakanga paine kuchema kubva kukona yekamuri yekukiya. - Baba vangu vauya!

Pakarepo kamwe kamukomana kaifara kakabva kabuda kunosangana nevarume vachibvisa shangu dzavo ndokumhanyira kunombundira wekutanga.

- Mira, Borya, ine tsvina pano. - Baba vakapindura vachinyemwerera. "Ndichauya manje timbundire."

- Uye baba vangu vakauya! - mumwe mwana akamhanya kubva kukona.

- Uye wangu ndiye wekutanga! – Borya akatanga kuseka.

- Asi yangu yechipiri!

- Kolya, usapokana. – baba wechipiri vakadaro nehasha. - Handei tinopfeka.

Mudzidzisi akaoneka nechepakona. Akanyatsotarisa madzibaba - ndivo vaive vekupedzisira kusvika, asi sekuti pane chaarangarira, akabva anyemwerera.

- Ndingakukumbira kuti ugare pano kwemaminitsi gumi? – akabvunza. "Mumwe wangu akatora kiyi naye, asi ini ndoda kuvhara boka." Ndichamhanya pamberi pewachi, panofanira kunge paine spare ipapo. Uchamirira here?

- Chokwadi, kwete dambudziko. - baba vekutanga vakakwenya.

- Zvakanaka, ndinokutendai. - mudzidzisi akaputika mukunyemwerera uye akakurumidza kuenda kumusuwo. - I nokukurumidza!

Kambani ine hushamwari yakatamira kumakiyi. Borin, aine ndege, aive akatarisana neKolin, aine bhora.

"Kuno kuri kupisa ..." vakadaro baba vekutanga, vakafunga kwemasekonzi mashoma, vakabvisa bhachi ravo ndokuriisa pacarpet pedyo nelocker.

- Ah, iT-shirt yakanaka yaunayo, baba! - Borya akadanidzira, ndokutendeukira kuna Kolya. Tarirai! Ndakakuudza, baba vangu ndivo vekutanga! Iri paT-shirt yake zvakare!

Kolya akatarisa kumusoro kubva pakupfeka uye akaona T-shirt yeyero yakapenya neuniti hombe tsvuku pachipfuva. Pedyopo pakanga paine chimwe chiratidzo, zvinoreva izvo vana vakanga vasati vaziva.

- Baba, nhamba iyi chii? - Borya akanongedza munwe wake paT-shirt yake.

- Ndiyo tsamba "S", mwanakomana. Pamwe chete inoverengwa “one es”.

- Baba, chii chinonzi "es"? – Borya haana kurega.

- Zvakanaka ... Tsamba yakadaro. Sezviri mushoko ... Superman, semuenzaniso.

- Baba vangu munhu mukuru! Iye mumwe superman! - Borya akadanidzira.

Baba vechipiri vakanyemwerera uye vakanyarara vakaramba vachipfeka Kolya. Muridzi weT-shirt yeyellow akanyara zvishoma, akatendeukira kulocker ndokutanga kutsvanzvadzira mukati.

- Baba, sei makachenjera kudaro? – Borya akabvunza, achibvisa kabudura. – Wanga uri pazororo, handiti?

- Zvinenge. Kumusangano.

– Chii chinomwe... Narem... Minar...

– Semina. Apa ndipo panoungana vakadzi vazhinji, uye ini neshamwari dzangu, takapfeka maT-shirts akafanana, tinovaudza mashandire.

- Unofanira kushanda sei? – Borya akawedzera maziso ake.

- Zvakanaka, hongu.

- Havazivi kushanda? - mwana anobvunza akaramba achishamisika.

- Zvakanaka ... Vanoziva, asi kwete zvose. Ini chete ndinoziva chimwe chinhu, saka ndinovaudza.

- Kolya! Kolya! Uye baba vangu vanoziva zviri nani kupfuura vanatete vese kushanda! Vese vanouya kune yake sermernar, uye baba vanovadzidzisa ipapo! Ndiye Superman wekutanga!

- Uye yangu zvakare inoenda kune sermernar! – Kolya akadanidzira, ipapo akatendeukira kuna baba vake ndokubvunza chinyararire. - Baba, munodzidzisa vanatete venyu kushanda here?

- Kwete, mwanakomana. Ndiri kudzidzisa sekuru. Uye vanondidzidzisa. Tinoungana uye munhu wese anotiudza maitiro ekushanda.

-Ndiwewo Superman wekutanga here? – Kolya akabvunza netariro.

- Kwete, ndiri programmer.

- Borya! Baba vangu mugadziri wepurogiramu! Anoendawo kumasermernars uye anodzidzisa babamunini vake!

"Baba, ndiani uyu ... Porgram ..." Borya akabvunza baba vake.

- Zvakanaka, ini ndiri mugadziri zvakare. – Baba vakapindura chinyararire asi nechivimbo.

- Hongu! Wanzwa? – Borya akanga ari mudenga rechinomwe. - Baba vangu vese vari programmer uye superman! Uye ndiyewo wekutanga!

Kolya akapopota ndokunyarara. Pakarepo baba vake vakabva vataura.

- Kolenka, unoda kuenda neni kumusangano here? A?

- Unoda! Want! Ndekupi uku, kure sei?

- ABOUT! Kure kure! Iwe neni tichabhururuka mundege, tora amai vako nesu, ini ndichave pamusangano masikati, uye iwe uchashambira mugungwa! Zvakanaka, handizvo?

- Ehe! Hooray! Kechipiri pagungwa! Baba, muri munhu mukuru zvakare!

- Aihwa. – Baba akanyemwerera zvishoma condescendingly. - Ini handisi superman. Nehurombo, mashura haana kukokwa kumusangano uyu. Vagadziri vepurogiramu chete.

- Saka Borya haasi kuenda?

"Zvakanaka, handizivi izvozvo..." Baba vakazeza.

- Borya! - Kolya akadanidzira. - Uye isu tichabhururuka kuenda kuSermernar nendege! Uye isu tichashambira mugungwa! Asi ma supermen haatenderwi ikoko!

"Uye ini ... Uye isu ..." Borya akanga ava kuda kupindura chimwe chinhu, asi pakarepo akatanga kuchema.

- Borka! – baba vakapindira. – Tinodei gungwa iri? Zvinofinha sei! Tichangobva ikoko! Ngatiite izvi zvirinani...

Borya akabva amira kuchema akatarisa baba vake aine tariro. Kolya akamira akashama muromo uye, asingaonekwi ari oga, akatanga kunhonga mhino yake. Baba vake vakanga vakatarisa divi, asi kushushikana kwaaiita kwakamushayisa mufaro.

- Unoziva chii? - Baba vaBorin pakupedzisira vakauya nechimwe chinhu. - Iwe neni tichaenda kuchirimwa chemotokari mangwana! Unoda? Ndiri kungozvizivisa ipapo ... Uh-uh ... Ndiri kudzidzisa tete vangu vaduku kuverenga mari, uye ndinogona kuenda chero kwandinoda! Iwe neni tichaenda kunoona kuti michina mikuru inogadzirwa sei! Chimbofungidzira!

- Unoda! Want! – Borya akaombera maoko ake nomufaro.

- Uye ivo vachakupa ngowani ipapo zvakare! Unoyeuka here kuti ndakakuratidza mufananidzo wangu ndiri mungowani?

Borya akagutsurira musoro nemufaro. Maziso ake aipenya nemufaro.

“Uyezve...” Baba vakaenderera mberi, voda kukachidzwa. - Iwe neni tichaenda kupurazi hofori! Unoyeuka uchitamba pakombiyuta naamai vako here? Ikoko, huku dzakaisa mazai, mhou dzakakandira mukaka, nguruve - uh ... Zvakanaka, chii chaungati?

- Unoda! Baba! Want! - Borya akapotsa asvetuka kubva pahafu-yakatambanudzwa tights. - Vachatitendera mukati imomo nekuti uri Superman?

- Zvakanaka, hongu, vanamainini vese vari papurazi rino vanofunga kuti ndiri Superman. – Baba vakadaro vachidada. "Ndakavabatsira kuverenga mari."

"Piss ..." baba vaKolya vakazevezera. Asi Kolya akanzwa.

- Uye baba vangu imbwa! - mwana akadanidzira. - Ichokwadi here, baba? Iyo hure ine simba kupfuura Superman?

- Shh, Kolya. - Baba vakakurumidza kutanga kutsvuka. - Iri ishoko rakaipa, usayeuka ... Uye usaudza amai vako. Baba mugadziri wemapurogiramu.

"Ndinodawo kuenda kupurazi kunotamba ..." Kolya akatanga kuchema.

“Unoziva chii...” Baba vakanyemwerera. - Ndichakuitira mutambo pachangu! Zvakanakisa! Uye nezve purazi, uye nezvemota - kazhinji, nezve chero chaunoda! Uye ngatizvidaidze... Tichazviti kudii? Kolya ndiye akanakisa?

- Baba, tingaita sei mutambo? - mwana akabvunza zvisingaite.

- Baba vako mugadziri wepurogiramu! – baba vakapindura vachidada. -Vagadziri vezvirongwa havakwire nepakati penguruve, vanogara mumba marefu, akanaka uye vanogadzira mitambo! Tichakuitira mutambo wakadai - uchauzunungusa! Ngatiiise paInternet, uye nyika yese ichairidza! Nyika yese ichaziva nezve Kolya wangu, munhu wese achakuitira godo! Kunyange mashura!

Kolya akafara. Akatarisa baba achifara, achigara achitarisa-tarisa Borya aiseka uye mubereki wake asina kunaka (parizvino).

- Unoda kuti Superman ave mumutambo here? - Baba vaColin vakawedzera kumanikidza. - Ngaave ... Handizivi ... Kudzingirira huku? Kana huku kumashure kwake? A? Zvakaita sei? Huku, hanzi, madhadha, nguruve, mhou - munhu wose anomhanyira Superman uye anoedza kubvisa bhurugwa rake.

- Baba, ndiye Superman. – Kolya akafinyama. - Ndiye ane simba, achakunda huku dzose.

- Hongu! Zvakadini ne kryptonite? Iri idombo rakadaro, nekuda kwaro Superman anorasikirwa nesimba rake! Huku dzedu dzose dzichagadzirwa kubva kryptonite ... Zvakanaka, kubva padombo remashiripiti rinokunda Superman!

“Zvakanaka...” Kolya akapindura achizengurira.

- Izvo zvakabvumiranwa! - Baba vakaombera maoko. - Zvino ngatipfekei!

Kwainge kwakasviba mukona yeBorya. Baba vacho, havana kuda kuramba vachifunga uye vachiratidzika sebenzi, vakatanga kupfekedza mwanakomana wavo neshungu. Akarumanisa mazino ake zvekuti matama ake aitamba.

"Baba..." Borya akadaro akanyarara. - Huku hadzingakukundi, handizvo here?

- Aihwa. – baba vakagutsurira nemazino avo.

- Mapurisa achakudzivirira here?

- Ehe. Mapurisa. - Baba vakapindura, asi pakarepo vakamira, sekunge kwaedza paari, uye zvakanyanya kuwedzera inzwi rezwi rake. - Teerera, Borka! Iwe neni tichaenda kumapurisa chaiwo mangwana! Tichavabatsira kubata makororo!

Mwanakomana akanyemwerera. Kolya, akashama muromo, akatanga kutarisa-tarisa kumativi ose. Baba-purogiramu, vakashamiswa, uye vasisavanzi, vakatarisa muvengi.

- Ehe! Ndizvozvo! - Baba vakatora Borya pamapfudzi ndokumuzunza zvishoma, vachimukurira nesimba, izvo zvakaita kuti musoro wemwana utange kurembera zvisina simba. - Ndinoziva vamwe vatete pano ... Uye vanasekuru ... Ndiani akaba mari! Uye vanofunga kuti hapana anoziva! Ndinoziva! Iwe neni tichaenda kumapurisa tonovaudza zvese! Chimbofungidzira, Borka, kuti vachafara sei! Mapurisa chaiwo! Pamwe vachakupa menduru!

- Ndinofanira ... Menduru? – Borya akashamisika.

- Zvirokwazvo! Menduru yako, mwanakomana! Mushure mezvose, nerubatsiro rwedu vachabata makororo chaiwo! Hungu, vachanyora pamusoro pako neni mumapepanhau!

"Obituary ..." Baba vaKolya vakanyemwerera zvisina tsitsi.

-Wanga uchigunun'una chii ipapo? - Superman akachema kamwe kamwe.

- Damn, nyuchi yakakurumwa nemboro here kana kuti chii? Kolya, usayeuke izwi iri...

- Ini? - Superman akawedzera maziso ake uye akasvetuka kubva pachigaro chake. – Ndiani akakuudza nezvemakungwa? Ndiani akatanga?

Borya akadududza kubva kuna baba vake, akatora nhanho achienda padivi ndokutarisa zvaiitika nekutya. Kolya akarova mhino zvakare.

- Ndeupi mutsauko unoita kuti ndiani akatanga kutanga ... Uri kuzobiridzira vatengi vako izvozvi kuti ukunde nharo yeupenzi? Une pfungwa dzakakwana here? Vachavharwa chaizvoizvo!

- Ndakanganwa kukubvunza, iwe mugadziri wepurogiramu! Chokwadi, handiti?

- Zvakanaka, mhiripiri yakajeka, handisi kudzidzisa vanamainini vangu kuverenga mari. - mugadziri wepurogiramu achitsvinya. - Enda uverenge nyuchi dzehuku, uye usapotsa imwe chete, zvikasadaro chiyero hachizoshanda.

- Ndeipi chiyero, moron? Unoziva here chinonzi balance?

- Ah, huya, ndiudze pfungwa dzako dzeyero-dhongi. Hongu, unoziva, asi iwe hauzive ... Kindergarten, chaizvoizvo.

- Zvakanaka, hausi kireshi ine zvivakwa zvako zvakanaka zvakareba? Kurudziraiwo nemakuki, mukaka nemasofa, chii chamuri kunyora mumabasa enyu? Idya, weta uye bhabhadzira. Ona hupenyu kutanga, shanyira kanenge fekitori imwe chete, zvino, mushure memakore mashanu, enda kumakombuta kuti unyore yako wega shitty kodhi!

- Sei ndichida mafekitori ako kana ini ndatowana mari yakapetwa katatu kupfuura iwe? - mugadziri wepurogiramu akanyemwerera zvisingaite. - Kune mumwe nemumwe wake. Vamwe vanowana makeke nemari, uye vamwe vanokwira pamisangano ine tsvina vachitsvoda matinji avo navatete vavo. Uye danidzira - ndiri programmer, ndiri superman! Ugh! Nyarai pabasa!

- Ndiri kunyadziswa here? - Superman akafamba achityisa akananga kumugadziri.

Pakarepo gonhi rakavhurwa uye mudzidzisi apererwa ndokumhanyira muimba yekurojera.

- Oh ... Sorry ... Ndakamhanya kwenguva yakareba ... Sei uri pano? Ndakunzwa kubva mucorridor, pane zvauri kutaura?

Madzibaba vainge vakanyarara vachingotarisana nechepazasi pechiso chavo. Vana vakatarisa-tarisa vachitya kune vanhu vakuru, vachiedza kunzwisisa chimwe chinhu.

- Wanga uchikurukura kuti imarii yemari yekupa yekupedza kudzidza? – mudzidzisi akanyemwerera. - A? Sei dzakatsvuka kudaro?

"Kwete ...," mugadziri wepurogiramu akaninira ruoko rwake. - Saka, takakurukura nyaya yehunyanzvi.

- Shamwari, kana chii?

“Eh...” mugadziri wepurogiramu akazeza. - Zvakanaka, hongu. Subcontractors.

- Zvakajeka. – mudzidzisi akatura befu.

Superman akadekarawo zvishoma, akabhabhadzira mwanakomana wake mumusoro ndokutanga kudhonza bhachi rake. Mugadziri wepurogiramu akapukuta mhino yaKolya ndokudzvanya mhino yake zvinyoronyoro, zvichiita kuti mwana atsemuke achinyemwerera. Mudzidzisi akatarisa vabereki zvakare ndokuenda kuboka.

“Eh...” Superman akatura befu. - Iwe neni tataura, Mwari ngavarege kuzvidzokorora kumba... Zvitsanangure gare gare...

"Ehe ...," mugadziri wepurogiramu akanyemwerera nekusununguka. - Uri…

- Hongu, ndakanzwisisa. Newewo. Ehe?

- Ehe. Zita rako ndiani?

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