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Ani nani anowana mazai ese eIsita kutanga achawana kuwedzera mu karma π
Zvinoita sezvisingakanganisi kuti ndege dzinobva kuLondon dzinosvika muMoscow na12 mangwanani. Izvo zvakafanana zvinoenda kune ndege kubva kuAmsterdam. Sezvineiwo, Swedish Airlines zvakare inobhururuka pane yakashata hurongwa. Uye vanhu chete vanoburuka ndege kubva kunyeredzi uye mitsetse, kunyangwe vakarara, asi kwete nekuti vaifanira kukwira ndege yekufamba kwemaawa gumi nemaviri na3 am (havaiti izvozvo kwavari), asi nekuti avo uyo neimwe nzira anobhururuka achienda kuRussia kubva mhiri kweAtlantic, anochengeta mapiritsi ekukotsirisa uye anorara murunyararo mukati mekufamba.
Chokwadi, vatauri vedu havagone kuverengerwa sevasina simba: vasvika muhafu yekutanga yezuva, hapana akaenda kunorara zuva rese remusangano risati rasvika (panguva ino dzimwe nguva ndinonzwa semudzidzisi muboka rakakurumbira), asi zvakasiyana, munhu wose akanga azere nesimba rokuongorora guta duku, ona zviri kuitika kumativi ose. Sezvineiwo, mamiriro ekunze aive akanaka chaizvo uye zuva, richirova mapaneru emafafitera, rakadururuka paasphalt pese pazvaibvira. Phil haana kutadza kutora izvi pa Instagram yake.
Wekupedzisira kusvika akanga ari Robert Nieman weMozilla, uyo akabva ataura kuti akanga auya netsvimbo yehockey naye uye aizotsiva, uye achipindura tsinhiro yangu parunhare pamusoro peβmotokari iri kuuya shure kwedu,β akataura kuti mune dzimwe nguva. yemitauro yenyika "mota" haina zvakawanda - kwete zvishoma, inozivikanwa muchina pfuti. Ipapo ndakaona zvakandimirira mberi, asi neChishanu zvakava pachena kuti izvi zvine chokuita nesu tose. Zvichakadaro, Robert haana kumisa majee ake e-caustic ("Ndiri kutamba neruremekedzo") uye tsinhiro dzakapinza kweminiti. Nokudaro, pakupera kwechinyorwa ichi, takagadzirira kushamisika kwakakosha kwaari - kuitira kuti Moscow, toaster uye kambani yedu inofara icharamba iri mumoyo make.
Takatotaura zvakasiyana, saka nguva ino tichaisa pfungwa pavari pamwe chete nevateereri, vanobatana uye mushure memutambo, izvo zvinoshamisa zvakagumisa zuva rekuzivana, ruzivo rutsva, kunzwisisa uye, ndinogona kungofungidzira, chii chimwe.
Sezvaungave waona, panguva ino pakanga pasina matambudziko nekofi kana toast. Ndinoda kutenda kuti munhu wese aigutsikana, nekuti matumbu ndiwo akanyanya kutetepa uye akaoma chikamu chemunhu wese, kunyanya kana zvasvika kune vanogadzira. Vakomana vakadya zvinotapira zvinotapira nemufaro vasati vatanga kunyoreswa uye vanhu vakadirana muhoro.
Kutenda kwakakosha kuvasikana vakanaka vakatibatsira nekunyoresa vatori vechikamu uye nezvimwe zvese zvaida kutariswa kwechikadzi.
Pakupedzisira, 10 o'clock dzakarova. Vachida kukachidzwa netoast, shamwari dzedu dzinodiwa dzakarangarira kuti chingave chinhu chakanaka kuti tiedze kuenderana kwemidziyo yese tisati tatanga shoo inoyevedza. Zvisinei, hapana aiva nematambudziko. Panguva yatakapedza, takazviwana tamira pachikuva pamberi peyakanga iri chaizvoizvo imba yakazara. Ralph akati muAmerica ane huremu "Wow!", Phil akadzokera kumashure zvishoma nezvishoma nepakati pesimba rake akananga pachigaro, Robert akanga achipedzisa mitsetse yekupedzisira yekodhi ichionekwa mumasiraidhi ake, uye Ian ... zvakanaka, Ian akanga achigadzirira kuenda uye taura zvaaida kutaura.
Dzimwe nguva zvinoratidzika kwandiri kuti maDutch haagoni kuchinjwa. Chaizvoizvo, vamwe vese vakakokwa vakabvumirana neizvi, uye pfungwa iri pano ndeiyi: Ian akasvika aine hembe chete, achiuya nelaptop, charger yayo, jekete rakareruka uye, sezviri pachena, ndizvo zvese. Zuva nezuva, patakanga tapinda mumiziyamu kana kuti imwe nzvimbo yaifarirwa nevakawanda, Ian, nemufaro usingaoneki, akatidana kuti βvemudyandigereβ uye akataura kuti zororo βrechokwadiβ rinofanira kuva rakasiyana. Nekudaro, isu takamuratidzawo chimiro ichi mukupera kweChishanu, uye hazvigone kutaurwa kuti nyanzvi yechidiki kubva kuCloud9, yatinoremekedza, haina kugutsikana.
Uye kunyange zvazvo Ian pakutanga akanga ari munhu wekupedzisira pachirongwa, akafemerwa nemukana wekuvhura musangano uyu nenzira yakasarudzika nemushumo wekutanga. Panguva ino, Phil, Ralph naRobert vakanga vatova nekushingaira zvikuru vachirova zvigunwe zvavo pamakiyi, vachiwedzera uye kupedza chimwe chinhu panguva yekushanda kwaIan.
Phil akabva angoona mhando yemidziyo iri pasaiti uye akafara kuti mifananidzo yakaratidzwa pamasikirini uye kwete kubva kune purojekita. Sezviri pachena, izvi zvakamudzikamisa zvishoma uye, kunyangwe Phil aiwanzo famba kuti ape hurukuro pamusangano, hapana ainyatsoziva zvekutarisira kubva kune vateereri, asi mushure mekuona kuita kwevateereri pakutaura kwaIan (uyo vakomana nerudo, asi panguva panguva imwe chete kwete kuseka, akadana uye akanzi "mwana" ari nyore uye laconic), Phil akanga akagadzirira zvachose kuenda pachikuva. Nemamaikorofoni epini madiki akasungirirwa kumakora avo, vaitaridzika sevatori vechikamu mushoo yekomedhi, kunyanya kupihwa huwandu hwemajee pachikamu chaRobert. Zvakanaka, hapana, sezvandakavimbisa - tichakunda zvakare.
Sezvo Phil achishandira sangano rekugadzira uye kwete kambani yekuvandudza yekutamba, hurukuro yake yaive "yekubatsira" uye masiraidhi akandishamisa. Nekudaro, ndine chokwadi chekuti vashanyi vedu vese vakafarira iyi fomati, sezvo mushure mezvose, javascript iri kumberi-kuguma, uye kumberi-kuguma kwakabatana zvisingaite nezvatinoona nemeso edu pakuvhura peji rewebhu, uye Phil akataura nezvazvo chaizvo. iyi - fungidziro yekutanga, nezvekuti usaiparadze sei. Zvirinani, ndizvo zvazvaita kwatiri, kana paine chakaipa, gadzirisa.
Panguva iyi, Ralph akanga achitya zvikuru pamusoro pemushumo wake, uye vateereri vakanga vachigadzirira kuenda kune imwe zororo.
Sezvo takaraira zvishoma Pasha Dovbush, uyo akataura chechina, takasiya kunwa kofi uye kukurukura dzimwe hurukuro, panguva imwe chete tichiteerera zvakataurwa uye zvido zvevakurukuri vokutanga.
Kunyange zvazvo vazhinji vakakwanisa "kutuka" Ralph nekudzokorora zvinyorwa zveAmplifyJS, ndinofunga kuti chirevo chake chaifadza kune vakawanda, sezvo munhu akamuunza kuti ataure pamusoro pe, kazhinji, kusimudzira mabvi mukati mekambani, kwete kuita mari, asi kunharaunda. Ichi chimwe chezvikonzero chinoita kuti nharaunda ifare π
Ralph paaitaura, mukurukuri wedu wokutanga anotaura chiRussian, Pavel Dovbush, wokuBadoo, akanga achigadzirira kubuda. Takasangana naPasha mazuva mashoma musangano usati wataura uye akasiya fungidziro isingadzimiki pandiri senyanzvi uye, zvakatonyanya kukosha, ane tarisiro inobudirira. Pasha ainyatsonzwisisa zvinhu zvose panhunzi, kunyange kana zvimwe zvinhu zvakanga zvisiri nyore kunzwisisa kekutanga, uye pakupedzisira, paakaenda pachikuva, akapa nyaya inofadza inofanirwa kutariswa nemunhu wose.
Panguva iyo Pasha akanga ave kutopindura mibvunzo yevateereri, ndakanzwa kubatikana zvikuru padivi pakanga pakagara Robert. Akazopedzisa kunyorazve masiraidhi ake ndokundinyemwerera zvinotapira, izvo zvakangowedzera chikonzero chekunetseka, muchiedza chehunhu hwake chaihwo.
Ndinofunga kuti zvatakaratidzwa naRobert zvakaramba zviri mupfungwa dzemunhu wose aiuya kwenguva yakareba. Chekutanga, harisi zuva rega rega raunowana mukana wekuona uye kutaurirana nemunhu ane ruzivo, akangwara uye anonakidza kubva kuMozilla, ari kuita evhangeri yepuratifomu yese ("Ndakaenda kuimba yemamongi ndichiri mudiki, uye ndakapomba. kumusoro makumbo angu ipapo").
Muchidimbu, hapana chekuwedzera pano, uye isu hatisi kuzoratidza mafoto aRobert, nekuti isu tine mufananidzo mumwe chete wakadaro unofanirwa kutariswa. Uye zvakare, masiraidhi ake haapfuure kuomesesa kuongororwa kwechishandiso chedu :) Dai wanga uri kumusangano, tarisa kurekodha kwekutaura, uye dai wanga usiri, unogona kungotarisa. , zvichakwana.
Uye, mukutanga, hazvifanirwe kushamisa kuti vanhu vazhinji vakasarudza kugadzirisa zvirahwe zvevasikana kubva kuSuperJob, avo vakabvisa matatu matatu iPads mushure mekudya kwemasikati, kusvika pakudya kwemasikati. Tinogona kungofara kune vanenge vakunda tozvishuvira kuti vasikana vakadai vane zvipo zvakadai vauye kwatiri pamusangano nguva zhinji π
Mushure mekudya kwemasikati, Shavkat Ainurin weNews360 akataura nezvekugadzira kwavo vhezheni yewebhu yekushandisa kwavo. Pano ndinoda kutaura diki kune wese akauya: tinoziva kuti iwe unoda vatauri vekunze, asi ichi hachisi chikonzero chekubata vamwe vedu nekutarisisa kana ruremekedzo.
Kana iwe uchikahadzika izvi, edza kunyora chero rondedzero uye kuiverenga pamberi pevanhu vausingazive, taura, padyo nehofisi, usingaite kana mumwe wavo anyemwerere. Mushure meizvozvo, nyora mumashoko panguva yaunogona kuzviita :)
Microsoft's Kostya Kichinsky akauya pachiitiko nguva pfupi yadarika, patakanga tichinetsekana kutanga kuonana nehofisi yeCanada yeBlackberry, uko vashandi vanoshandisa malaptops anodzima moto anopa chero mukana wekunze wekushandisa kana ruzivo - muchidimbu nekuda kweizvi taifanira kushandisa. Skype kuti unzwe Adhamu zvishoma gare gare.
Zvisinei, Kostya haana kutambisa nguva uye, zvinoita sokuti, kuita kwake kwakagamuchirwa zvakanaka nevakawanda. Anogona kunge akaisa chimwe chinhu mumaposta chaakaparadzira nekushingairira mumba.
Pakupedzisira, nguva yasvika yemitambo yedu iri kure. Zvinonzwisa tsitsi kuti pakupedzisira hatina kukwanisa kuunza vanhu vaviri ava kuMoscow - Blackberry manejimendi akachinja mukurukuri kune wepamusoro-level panguva yekupedzisira, uye Joe akanyimwa visa katatu akatevedzana asipo. chero zvikonzero zvechinangwa.
Zvisinei, tinofara kuti pakupedzisira mitambo yacho yakabudirira. Nguva inotevera tichazotumira vatauri netsamba yevamiriri.
Pakupedzisira, mushure mekunge chirongwa chikuru chechiitiko chapera, takabvisa mibairo midiki mumhando ye4G Yota modem, kunyangwe hazvo munhu wese aive akamirira chinhu chimwe chete - apo mikova yebhawa nekambani yeBadoo yaizovhurwa ( kwatinopa kutenda kukuru nekuronga mabiko akadai emunhu wese) pakupedzisira achatitendera kupinda mukupemberera kwake kwehupenyu.
Pakupedzisira, zvakaitika.
Kunyangwe isu takanga tisingazive kusvika panguva yekupedzisira iyo Badoo yaironga, asi mhedzisiro yakapfuura chero tarisiro!
Moonshine stills, chess, mitambo, hookah kona - pakanga paine mamiriro ese apa kunyungudisa mwoyo yenyanzvi dzeIT, vachitambudzwa nechirongwa chemusangano wemaawa. Pakamboita kakunyara nekumaka nguva, munhu wese akazoenda zvake uye party chaiyo yakatanga.
Ndinokutendai zvakare, habrapeople nevatori vechikamu mumusangano. Maonero ako anotitendera kuti tirambe tiri chimwe chezviitiko zvinonakidza zveIT nyanzvi muMoscow, isu tichaedza chete kuve nani!
PS Pakupedzisira, izvo zvatanga takamirira kubva pakutanga.
Huya zvakare!
Source: www.habr.com