Unogona kundidaidza kuti ndakabatwa nekudzidziswa. Izvo zvinongoitika kuti munguva yenhoroondo yangu yebasa, nhamba yemaseminari akasiyana-siyana, kudzidziswa uye mamwe maitiro ekudzidzisa akareba kupfuura zana. Ndinogona kutaura kuti haasi ese edzidzo makosi andakatora aibatsira, ainakidza uye akakosha. Zvimwe zvacho zvainyanya kukuvadza.
Chii chiri kukurudzira kwevanhu veHR kuti vakudzidzise chimwe chinhu?
Handizivi kuti ndiani akaudza HR kuti kana munhu akasabudirira pane chimwe chinhu pabasa, imhaka yekushaya ruzivo. Panogona kuve nezvikonzero zvakawanda: maitiro emukati mukambani, yakavanzika kukurudzira mukati mechikwata, chinangwa mamiriro pamusika. Sarudzo dzinosanganisira ngoro uye ngoro diki. Asi nokukurumidza kana kuti gare gare, pfungwa yesimba rinopa upenyu rezivo itsva inooneka kubva kune imwe nzvimbo. Uye zvino mamaneja mazhinji ari kumhanyira munzvimbo dzakavharwa vachitsvaga iyo inoyera grail. Yese iyi misangano yeamphitheatre, mafiripichati, mharidzo, hurukuro dzinokurudzira, nyaya, nguva dzepfungwa dzepfungwa hadzireve chinhu. Kupambadza nguva. Ndinorangarira kuti ndakambova nemukana wekupinda misangano mitatu ine hurongwa humwe chete. Ndizvo chete kuti munhu akavaronga aigara muparadigm: "Kufinhwa uye kusurukirwa? Dana musangano!β Uye saka vanhu vakawanda vanowanzova vakabatikana vaiungana mudzimba dzemisangano dzehurumende, vakakurukura chimwe chinhu nehasha, ndokuzopararira pasina migumisiro inooneka. Uye chinonyanya kushamisa ndechekuti mushure menguva yakati zvinhu zvese zvakadzokorora. Sezvakangoita mufirimu Groundhog Day. Hapana nharo dzekupambadza nguva dzakashanda. Hapana kubatanidzwa kwemigumisiro yebasa reboka, hapana migumisiro inooneka, hapana. Process nekuda kwe process. Hazvina maturo kutaura, izvi zvakadya mari yekambani? Rent yezvivakwa, mazororo ekofi, kufamba uye pekugara kwevashandi vasiri vagari. Uye saka kakawanda mumutsara uye chete kune imwe isiri yakakura kwazvo unit. Mukambani yandaimboshanda maiva nevakawanda.
Saka sei zvese izvi? Chekutanga kuronga. Mune kambani hombe, bhajeti rinowanzo kurongerwa gore risati rasvika. Uye kana maererano nechirongwa iwe une zviitiko zve256, ipapo pachava chaizvo izvo zvakawanda zvacho, zvikasadaro gore rinouya iwe, semubati webhajeti, uri munjodzi yekugurwa zvidimbu nemari.
Chimwe chikonzero chekuronga kudzidziswa kwemakambani manejimendi. Kana mukuru wacho akadzidza pachikoro cheSoviet, ipapo Lenin "Dzidza, dzidza uye dzidza zvakare!" zvakadzika midzi muuropi hwake. Aya mashoko, nenzira, ane kuenderera kusina kurongwa: "Kudzidza, kudzidza, kudzidza zviri nani pane basa, basa, basa!"
Handidi kuti iwe uumbe maonero asiriwo echinyorwa chino, uchiti munyori anopesana nedzidzo seyakadaro, asi kana nzira yedzidzo isingapikiswe, yakamanikidzwa uye isina kufunga, haugone kutarisira zvishamiso.
Wakaraira infocygan?
Pose pandinogamuchira kokero yokupinda kumwe kurovedzwa, ndinoyeuka mufananidzo unosetsa.
Mumwe murume anotyaira achienda kumufudzi anofudza boka remakwai, anosendamira nepahwindo ndokuti:
Kana ndikakuudza kuti una makwai mangani kuboka rako, ungandipa rimwe here?
Mufudzi akashamisika zvishoma anopindura:
- Chokwadi, sei kwete.
Ipapo murume uyu anoburitsa laptop, oibatanidza nenharembozha yake, otanga chinongedzo kuInternet, anoenda kuwebhusaiti yeNASA, anosarudza GPS satellite yekubatanidza, anoona marongero chaiwo epaari, uye otumira imwe satellite yeNASA, inotarisa nzvimbo ino uye inopa mapikicha epamusoro-soro. Mukomana uyu anobva aendesa mufananidzo kune imwe yemarabhoritari muHamburg, iyo mukati memasekondi mashoma inotumira kwaari meseji inosimbisa kuti chifananidzo chagadziriswa uye mhedzisiro data yakachengetwa mudhatabhesi. Kuburikidza neODBC, inobatana neMS-SQL dhatabhesi, inokopa iyo data mutafura yeEXCEL uye inotanga kuita masvomhu. Mumaminiti mashoma, anogamuchira mugumisiro wacho uye anodhinda mapeji 150 ane ruvara paprinta yake duku. Pakupedzisira anoti kumufudzi:
- Une makwai 1586 muboka rako.
- Ndizvozvo! Ndiwo makwai akawanda andinawo muboka rangu. Zvakanaka, tora sarudzo yako.
Murume wacho anosarudza imwe oiisa muhunde. Zvino mufudzi akati kwaari:
- Teerera, kana ndikafungidzira waunoshandira, uchandidzorera here?
Mushure mekufunga zvishoma, murume anoti:
- Handeyi nazvo.
βUnoshanda sechipangamazano,β mufudzi wacho akadaro kamwe kamwe.
- Ichokwadi, nhamo! Uye wakafungidzira sei?
βZvakanga zviri nyore kuita,β anodaro mufudzi, βwakasvika pasina akakudana, unoda kubhadharwa nokuda kwemhinduro yandinotoziva kumubvunzo wausina kubvunzwa nomunhu, uyezve, haudi. kuziva chinhu chakaipa pamusoro pebasa rangu. Saka dzorera imbwa yangu.
Hazvinei kuti zvingave zvinosekesa sei, chikamu muzana chenyanzvi dzinotaura nezvechidzidzo mazviri hapana chavanonzwisisa chakakwirira kupfuura chenyanzvi dzehunyanzvi chaihwo. Ndinogutsikana neizvi kazhinji. Yekutanga kujekesa mibvunzo, kupfuura iyo yakataurwa, inogona kuvhiringa vatauri. Zvakare, kazhinji izvi zvinowanzoitika kumasemina pamusoro pemusoro wenyaya: "Innovative Marketing", "Digital in the Conditions of Digitalization, etc." Kana zvasvika kumisoro yakashandiswa senge backend, frontend kana C #, nyaya dzakadai hadziwanzo.
Ndichakudzidzisa kurarama...
Pamusoro pemasemina edzidzo ekirasi, makore akati wandei apfuura makambani makuru akafarira kudzidziswa kwekukura kwevanhu uye marudzi ese ehupenyu hwechirimo matekinoroji. Dzimwe nguva zvainzwa kunge hove dzave kuburitswa muuropi hwako uye wakatanga kutadza kuona chokwadi. Ndinobvuma, kunyange ini, uyo anowanzo nyunyuta pamusoro pemarudzi ose ekunyengera, ndakava ne "zvisizvo" nguva nenguva. Iyo tekinoroji inonzwisisika, iwe unozununguswa mupfungwa, uchimanikidzwa neboka garandi uye zvisungo, wobva wanyudzwa mumamiriro asina kugadzikana ekudzidziswa. Nekuda kweizvozvo, huropi hunonyunguduka, kukosha kushanduka, uye zvisungo zvekambani zvekuvimbika zvinogadzirwa. Zvinoita sekunge maStakhanovites akanyengedzwa uye akakumbirwa kuti apinde muchadenga mangwana.
Pane joke yekare:
- Zita rako ndiani, mukomana?
- Lekha!!!
- Unoda kuva ani?
- Astronaut !!!
- Sei muzivi wemuchadenga?
- Lekha!
Mune mamwe mazwi, mantras emakambani kazhinji haapi nzvimbo yakawanda yekufambisa. Akatasva bhiza rake uye "Alga!" (Kazakh Alga - mberi).
Nyanzvi dzeIT dzandaiziva dzaiva nenguva yakaoma zvikuru. Kunyangwe iwe wazviona kana kwete, vanhu vanowanzo shanda muIT nekufunga kwakarongeka, ine yakasimbiswa sisitimu yehunhu uye maonero. Uye fungidzira kuti iwe, akadaro akazvimiririra, ane chiremera uye anobudirira nyanzvi, kamwe kamwe unotanga kusvibisa pachena uye edza "zvisina simba". Zvakanyanya kuoma kuti urege kuve mubirwa wekunyengedzwa mumamiriro ezvinhu aya, kunyanya kana munhu wese akagara akakotamisa misoro yake mudenderedzwa rekudzidzisa rakashata, asina kurara kana kuzorora kwezuva rechipiri. Pamusoro pekuremerwa kwepfungwa, kunewo kunetseka nezveramangwana, nekuti kazhinji vatungamiriri vemazinga akasiyana, humiro uye vavariro vanosarudzirwa boka. Hazvisi nyore zvachose kuti usarasikirwa nemusoro wako munhangemutange iyi yekunzwisisa. Somugumisiro wokurovedza muviri kwakadaro, vanhu vakachinja chaizvoizvo basa, vakasiya mhuri dzavo, uye vakatanga kuita zvinhu zvinoshamisa. Somuenzaniso, vakasiya mabasa avo kuti vapende kana kuruka. Handifunge kuti kambani yakazvimisira zvibodzwa zvakadaro payakaita mapurojekiti edzidzo akadai nemubhadharo wekambani.
Yechiiβ¦
Pane kumwe kudzidziswa kwakapfuura, mumwe munhu anoremekedzwa akati: βZvaizova zvakanaka, nguva dzose usati watanga chimwe chinhu chinokosha, waizvibvunza mubvunzo: - Saka chii?β Uye munoziva, ndinobvumirana naye. Kana iwe pachako uchipa kukutumira kune iyi kana iyo yedzidzo kosi, seminari, musangano, iwe unowanzo kunzwisisa kuti nei uchichida. Kana kuti unofunga. Muchiitiko apo kambani inosarudzira izvi kwauri, zvingava zvakanaka kufunga mhinduro kumubvunzo: "Saka chii?" Zvikasadaro, kutambisa nguva nemari. Unofungei?
Panzvimbo yeshoko rinotevera
- Mhoro! Tiri kutanga seminari "Maitiro ekuwana miriyoni rubles pazuva rimwe." Mubvunzo wevateereri. Tikiti rekuenda kuseminari rakaita marii?
- Chiuru rubles.
β Mune zvigaro zvingani muimba iyi?
- Chiuru.
- Ndatenda, seminar yapera.
Source: www.habr.com