{"id":54760,"date":"2020-01-03T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-01-02T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/prohoster.info\/blog\/blog_prohoster\/fantasticheskij-rasskaz-proekt-ch-sueta-suet-10-min"},"modified":"2020-02-18T14:02:49","modified_gmt":"2020-02-18T11:02:49","slug":"fantasticheskij-rasskaz-proekt-ch-sueta-suet-10-min","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prohoster.info\/sq\/blog\/news\/fantasticheskij-rasskaz-proekt-ch-sueta-suet-10-min","title":{"rendered":"Tregimi fantastik \"Projekti Ch. V\u00ebshtir\u00ebsit\u00eb\" (10 min.)","gt_translate_keys":[{"key":"rendered","format":"text"}]},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00abP\u00ebrpjekje t\u00eb kota! \u2013 tha Ecclesiastes. \u2013 P\u00ebrpjekje t\u00eb kota, gjith\u00e7ka \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebrpjekje!\u00bb
\n\u00c7far\u00eb dobi ka njeriu nga t\u00eb gjitha pun\u00ebt e tij, t\u00eb cilat i b\u00ebn n\u00ebn diell?
\nRaca kalon dhe raca vjen, nd\u00ebrsa toka q\u00ebndron p\u00ebrjet\u00ebsisht.
\n\u2026
\nAskush nuk e kujton ata q\u00eb kan\u00eb jetuar m\u00eb par\u00eb, dhe p\u00ebr ata q\u00eb do t\u00eb shfaqen m\u00eb von\u00eb, nuk do t\u00eb kujtojn\u00eb ata q\u00eb do t\u00eb jetojn\u00eb pas tyre. <\/p>\n

Ecclesiastes 1:2<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

\"Tregimi
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\nEra n\u00eb Haron m\u00eb p\u00eblqeu krejt\u00ebsisht. B\u00ebra hapa t\u00eb par\u00eb dhe pa dashje u p\u00ebrkul. Ajo kishte nj\u00eb er\u00eb ozoni dhe nj\u00eb freski artificiale, si gjithmon\u00eb ndodhin n\u00eb bot\u00ebrat me terraformim t\u00eb pap\u00ebrfunduar. E kuptoni \u00e7far\u00eb kam parasysh\u2026 K\u00ebshtu q\u00eb b\u00ebra koll\u00eb dhe e p\u00ebrshpejtova hapat. <\/p>\n

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Nj\u00eb punonj\u00ebs i Netflindex m\u00eb p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndeti shum\u00eb miq\u00ebsisht. Duke u buz\u00ebqeshur gjer\u00ebsisht, doli nga pas tavolin\u00ebs dhe m'u dha dor\u00ebn fort.
\n\u2013 Mir\u00ebm\u00ebngjes! Jam shum\u00eb i lumtur q\u00eb po ju shoh. Kemi pritur p\u00ebr ju\u2026
\nNe shk\u00ebmbyem komente t\u00eb zakonshme miq\u00ebsie.
\n\u2013 Pjet\u00ebr, \u2013 u prezantova.
\n\u2013 Maks.
\n\u2013 Shum\u00eb k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsi!
\nN\u00eb tavolin\u00eb u shfaq\u00ebn dy filxhan\u00eb kafeje, q\u00eb l\u00ebshonin nj\u00eb arom\u00eb t\u00eb mrekullueshme ngjall\u00ebse. Ajo q\u00eb duhet. Shk\u00eblqyer. U kundrova pas dore n\u00eb karrigen e but\u00eb. M\u00eb n\u00eb fund ndjeva se gjendja ime psikologjike po p\u00ebrmir\u00ebsohej pak.
\nDuket se Maks po priste k\u00ebt\u00eb moment. Me nj\u00eb goditje t\u00eb madhe, ai e kreu filxhanin e tij dhe e t\u00ebrhoqi at\u00eb n\u00eb mes t\u00eb tavolin\u00ebs.
\n\u2013 Pra\u2026 \u2013 un\u00eb e shikova me pritje p\u00ebrfaq\u00ebsuesin e korporat\u00ebs.
\nMaks u b\u00eb i ngadalt\u00eb dhe u ndal paksa, duke k\u00ebrkuar fjal\u00ebt:
\n\u2013 E kuptoni\u2026 Kompania jon\u00eb sapo ka nisur nj\u00eb projekt t\u00eb vog\u00ebl\u2026 N\u00eb fakt, ai as nuk ka nj\u00eb em\u00ebr. Po kalon si \"\u00c7-42\" n\u00eb buxhet. Dhe humorist\u00ebt tan\u00eb e gjet\u00ebn menj\u00ebher\u00eb nj\u00eb fjal\u00eb \u2013 \"pastrim.\"
\nUn\u00eb e ngrita ballin, duke u p\u00ebrpjekur t\u00eb kujtoja di\u00e7ka:
\n\u2013 Pastrim? A \u00ebsht\u00eb nga mitologjia antike?
\nMaks m\u00eb shikoi me respekt:
\n\u2013 Po\u2026 pothuajse\u2026 Nga krishterimi\u2026 Nuk ka r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi! N\u00eb thelb, ideja \u00ebsht\u00eb shum\u00eb e thjesht\u00eb. E kuptoni, se \u00e7far\u00eb gar\u00eb ka aktualisht p\u00ebr \u00e7do p\u00ebrdorues n\u00eb treg: Guglosofti na ndjek hap pas hapi, dhe as Eppla nuk fle. K\u00ebshtu q\u00eb na erdhi ideja: marrim sonda t\u00eb p\u00ebrkohshme dhe fillojm\u00eb t\u00eb mbushim baz\u00ebn e klient\u00ebve. Sonda skanon klientin nj\u00eb milisekond\u00eb para se t\u00eb vdes\u00eb n\u00eb koh\u00ebn e tij. Ne k\u00ebtu e japim klientin n\u00eb form\u00eb. Po, ndihmojm\u00eb, riparojm\u00eb, trupin e rinovojm\u00eb... Voil\u00e0! Dhe kemi nj\u00eb abonent tjet\u00ebr, dhe klienti \u00ebsht\u00eb i k\u00ebnaqur. Pse? E kuptoni, tanim\u00eb kostot p\u00ebr t\u00eb t\u00ebrhequr nj\u00eb klient t\u00eb ri jan\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb se dyqind e pes\u00ebdhjet\u00eb kredite! Nd\u00ebrsa n\u00eb projektin ton\u00eb: trupi \u2013 pes\u00ebdhjet\u00eb, korrigjimi \u2013 nj\u00ebzet, shpenzimet administrative nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr nj\u00ebqind... Dhe kostot e skanimit me prodhimin masiv, si\u00e7 e kuptoni, mund t\u00eb injorohen \u2013 disa kredi maksimumi.
\nUn\u00eb lash\u00eb pak:
\n\u2013 E kuptoj\u2026 M\u00eb duket se kam lexuar diku p\u00ebr nj\u00eb projekt t\u00eb till\u00eb\u2026 Por kishte nj\u00eb em\u00ebr tjet\u00ebr\u2026 Kaval\u00eb ose Alkav\u00eb, \u2013 godita gishtat, duke i hedhur tutje hiper-sugjerimin, t\u00eb ofruar nga ndihm\u00ebsi.
\n\u2013 Valhalla, \u2013 p\u00ebrmir\u00ebsoi Maxi me nj\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshje t\u00eb hidhur. \u2013 Ky \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb projekt i Guglosoftit. Por edhe p\u00ebr projektin ton\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb shkruar\u2026 paksa\u2026 S\u00eb fundmi kishte nj\u00eb artikull n\u00eb AiF dhe nj\u00eb sh\u00ebnim n\u00eb blogun e Dima Boltunov. Por\u2026 e kuptoni, nj\u00eb budallall\u00ebk i till\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb paksa i par\u00ebnd\u00ebsish\u00ebm p\u00ebr publikun e gjer\u00eb. Ata duan di\u00e7ka masive, q\u00eb t\u2019i mahnit\u00eb imagjinat\u00ebn\u2026
\nNdyshoi nj\u00eb heshtje e bezdisshme.
\nUn\u00eb vendosa t\u00eb ndryshoj tem\u00ebn:
\n\u2013 \u00c7far\u00eb sondash p\u00ebrdorni?
\nMaxi u ndez:
\n\u2013 Koh\u00ebt e fundit bler\u00eb nj\u00eb partij\u00eb Elektronik\u00eb-BF.
\nUn\u00eb ngrita brezat habitur.
\nMaxi vuri re \u00e7uditjen time:
\n\u2013 Sigurisht, Samsuvej \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb i besuesh\u00ebm. Por e kuptoni vet\u00eb, sanksionet\u2026
\n\u2013 E kuptoj, \u2013 konfirmova edhe nj\u00eb her\u00eb.
\n\u2013 N\u00eb t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00eb, pajisje e shk\u00eblqyer. Tani i rekomandoj t\u00eb gjith\u00ebve q\u00eb njoh. P\u00ebr krijimin e kronik\u00ebs familjare \u2013 thjesht ideale! D\u00ebshironi, do t\u2019ju d\u00ebrgoj nj\u00eb kod promokoorporativ?
\n\u2013 Po, le t\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb\u2026
\nNe diskutuan detajet teknike dhe u kthyem p\u00ebrs\u00ebri n\u00eb pyetjen kryesore.
\n\u2013 Pra, ne i ringjallim t\u00eb vdekurit\u2026
\n\u2013 K\u00eb, m\u00eb falni?
\nMaxi u shkaktua leht\u00eb:
\n\u2013 Epo, kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb gjuh\u00eb argote q\u00eb kemi, e kuptoni\u2026
\nKjo d\u00ebshir\u00eb e vazhdueshme p\u00ebr t'u kuptuar, q\u00eb q\u00ebndronte n\u00eb \u00e7do fjal\u00eb t\u00eb tij, ishte shum\u00eb simptomatike. Nj\u00eb konflikt tipik i pavet\u00ebdijsh\u00ebm Obama \u2013 Goloborodko.
\n\u2013 Pra nga i ringjallim ata, i regjistrojm\u00eb, i lidhim me baz\u00ebn ton\u00eb dhe mbaroi! Tani le t\u00eb shqet\u00ebsohet departamenti social. Por k\u00ebta burokrat\u00eb\u2026 \u2013 Max b\u00ebri nj\u00eb sharje t\u00eb fort\u00eb. \u2013 Aspak nuk duan t\u00eb punojn\u00eb! E lan\u00eb p\u00ebr ne adaptimin primar dhe mb\u00ebshtetje garantuese. Si t\u00eb ishin vet\u00eb qytetar\u00ebt e pap\u00ebrfillsh\u00ebm!
\nKryqva p\u00ebrmes dhembshuris\u00eb. \u00cbfinally, arrit\u00ebm te thelbi i \u00e7\u00ebshtjes.
\n\u2013 Ehh, formatuam nj\u00eb duzin\u00eb planetesh p\u00ebr t\u00eb pasur ku t\u2019i d\u00ebrgojm\u00eb t\u00eb vdekurit. N\u00eb virtualitet shumica e tyre nuk mund t\u00eb p\u00ebrshtaten ashtu si\u00e7 duhet. Dhe ja\u2026 po fillojm\u00eb ngadal\u00eb t\u00eb vendosim. Vila mbi det, ose nj\u00eb sht\u00ebpi n\u00eb prerin\u00eb \u2013 sipas d\u00ebshir\u00ebs. Nj\u00eb t\u00eb ardhur baz\u00eb, sintetikuesin e Baltikut Nr. 9, internet pikabit \u2013 dhe t\u00eb gjith\u00eb jan\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebnaqur. Fillimisht nuk kishte probleme fare. Por sa m\u00eb thell\u00eb shkojm\u00eb, aq m\u00eb shum\u00eb v\u00ebshtir\u00ebsi ndodhin\u2026
\n\u2013 Si e gjeni intervalin e nevojsh\u00ebm kohor dhe gjeolokacionin p\u00ebr skanimin?
\n\u2013 Para ringjalljes s\u00eb t\u00eb vdekurit, derisa gjith\u00eb informacioni \u00ebsht\u00eb pron\u00eb korporate, ne b\u00ebjm\u00eb nj\u00eb analiz\u00eb t\u00eb mentogram\u00ebs, nga aty e marrim historin\u00eb e vdekjeve t\u00eb t\u00eb af\u00ebrmve dhe miqve t\u00eb tij. Dhe ashtu m\u00eb tej, m\u00eb tej\u2026 \u2013 Max b\u00ebri nj\u00eb gjest ekspresiv me dor\u00eb.
\n\u2013 E \u00e7uditshme, \u2013 thash\u00eb me nj\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshje. \u2013 Kam lexuar diku q\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb lasht\u00ebt nj\u00eb nga p\u00ebrfundimet m\u00eb t\u00eb frikshme ishte t\u00eb vdisje i vet\u00ebm dhe t\u00eb mbes\u00ebsh i pap\u00ebrgatitur. Duket se kishte ndonj\u00eb far\u00eb t\u00eb arsyeshme n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb?
\nMax shtriu duart:
\n\u2013 Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb do arrijm\u00eb dhe te ato. Lufta p\u00ebr klient\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb shum\u00eb intensive! Megjithat\u00eb, padyshim, na intereson m\u00eb s\u00eb shumti segmenti masiv\u2026 Por nuk ka r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi\u2026 Departamenti yn\u00eb tani ka arritur n\u00eb gjysm\u00ebn e shekullit t\u00eb nj\u00ebzet\u00eb. Nj\u00eb periudh\u00eb shum\u00eb premtuese. Midis nesh, GoogleSoft na e la at\u00eb n\u00eb k\u00ebmbim t\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb shekullit t\u00eb tet\u00ebmb\u00ebdhjet\u00eb. Me vitet e kat\u00ebrta \u00ebsht\u00eb shum\u00eb e leht\u00eb t\u00eb punosh: thjesht zgjidh lokacionin si\u00e7 duhet dhe ngarko t\u00eb vdekurit me eksabajt\u00eb. Por ka dhe disa specifika\u2026<\/p>\n

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Dera u hap, dhe n\u00eb kabinetin tim hyri nj\u00eb vajz\u00eb. E bukur, por pa ndonj\u00eb gj\u00eb t\u00eb ve\u00e7ant\u00eb. Fustan i bardh\u00eb me pika, k\u00ebpuc\u00eb e lakuar me hund\u00eb t\u00eb rrumbullakosur n\u00eb tak\u00eb t\u00eb ul\u00ebt. Flok\u00eb t\u00eb zinj. Pak kozmetik\u00eb. Ajo duket se kujdeset p\u00ebr veten. \u00c7far\u00eb, kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb simptom\u00eb e mir\u00eb. Nj\u00eb grua e bukur, e sigurt n\u00eb vetvete. Vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb hund\u00eb e leht\u00eb e ndenjur dhe mjek\u00ebr e holl\u00eb e zez\u00eb i jepnin fytyr\u00ebs s\u00eb saj nj\u00eb shprehje disi t\u00eb rrezikshme, madje edhe grabitqare. Por, gjithsesi, duke e par\u00eb at\u00eb, kurr\u00eb nuk do t\u00eb mendoja se ajo mund t\u00eb kishte kryer kaq shum\u00eb vet\u00ebvrasje t\u00eb suksesshme. Dymb\u00ebdhjet\u00eb vet\u00ebvrasje. Mund t\u00eb thuhet, nj\u00eb rekord n\u00eb praktik\u00ebn time.
\nVajza quhej Judit. Mendova se do t\u00eb duhet ta nxjerr gjith\u00eb informacionin nga ajo me mundim, por, p\u00ebr habin\u00eb time, ajo ishte plot\u00ebsisht e hapur dhe leht\u00ebsisht e lidhur. Kam marr\u00eb nj\u00eb shprehje t\u00eb ngroht\u00eb mirkuptuese dhe kam hedhur krah p\u00ebrmbi, duke e d\u00ebgjuar historin\u00eb e saj banale.
\n\u2013 \u2026 N\u00eb grupin tim p\u00ebrzgjidheshin vajza t\u00eb bukura. Nj\u00eb grua e bukur \u00ebsht\u00eb shum\u00eb m\u00eb e leht\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb qet\u00ebsuar f\u00ebmij\u00ebt. F\u00ebmij\u00ebt gjithmon\u00eb ishin shum\u00eb t\u00eb frik\u00ebsuar pas ndarjes nga prind\u00ebrit. Mendoj se ata instiktivisht ndjenin se \u00e7far\u00eb i priste, pavar\u00ebsisht t\u00eb gjitha mashtrimeve dhe g\u00ebnjeshtrave tona. P\u00ebr m\u00eb tep\u00ebr, vajzat e bukura p\u00eblqehen nga oficer\u00ebt\u2026 Dhe f\u00ebmij\u00ebt\u2026 ata n\u00eb \u00e7do grua ishin t\u00eb gatsh\u00ebm t\u00eb shihnin n\u00ebn\u00ebn\u2026
\n\u2013 \u00c7far\u00eb marr\u00ebdh\u00ebniesh kishit me n\u00ebn\u00ebn tuaj?
\n\u2013 \u00c7far\u00eb?
\n\u2013 E pra, n\u00ebna juaj. A kishit marr\u00ebdh\u00ebnie t\u00eb mira?
\n\u2013 Un\u00eb\u2026 jo\u2026 Nuk e di\u2026 Ajo nuk mund t\u00eb m\u00eb falte q\u00eb fillova t\u00eb takohem me Fridrihin. M\u00eb par\u00eb\u2026 Akoma para luft\u00ebs\u2026
\n\u2013 E kuptoj\u2026 \u2013 b\u00ebra nj\u00eb sh\u00ebnim n\u00eb bllok. \u2013 Vazhdoni, ju d\u00ebgjoj.
\n\u2013 Diku njer\u00ebzit gjithmon\u00eb vinin n\u00eb grupe. Ne ose b\u00ebnim asgj\u00eb p\u00ebr disa dit\u00eb, ose punonim nga m\u00ebngjesi deri n\u00eb nat\u00eb. Nismat e m\u00ebdha t\u00eb njer\u00ebzve nuk duhej t\u00eb lejohej, dhe as ndihmesat p\u00ebr akomodim nuk ishin, vet\u00ebm depo p\u00ebr gj\u00ebra. Prandaj punonim derisa t\u00eb \u00e7lirohnim plot\u00ebsisht t\u00eb gjitha vagona. I ndihmonim f\u00ebmij\u00ebt t\u00eb zhvesheshin dhe i \u00e7onim n\u00eb dhoma. M\u00eb e v\u00ebshtir\u00eb ishte t\u00eb qet\u00ebsoje ata q\u00eb ishin pes\u00eb-gjasht\u00eb vje\u00e7. F\u00ebmij\u00ebt gjithmon\u00eb besonim se e gjenin veten n\u00eb duar. Duhej thjesht t'i zhveshnim dhe t'i merrnim n\u00eb dhoma. Un\u00eb gjithmon\u00eb tregoja nj\u00eb p\u00ebrrall\u00eb p\u00ebr Djaloshin me gishta ose k\u00ebndoja nj\u00eb k\u00ebng\u00eb, e dini: <\/p>\n

Rozhinkes mit mandlen,
\nShlof-zhe, Yidele, shlof\u2026<\/i><\/p>\n

P\u00ebrpjekesha t\u00eb p\u00ebrshkruaja nj\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshje t\u00eb sinqert\u00eb:
\n\u2013 Po-po. Shum\u00eb e bukur\u2026
\n\u2013 Shum\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00eb madje m\u00eb ndihmuan t\u00eb vendosja rrobat e tyre. Na d\u00ebnonin gjithmon\u00eb n\u00ebse sendet nuk ishin t\u00eb palosura n\u00eb nj\u00eb grumbull t\u00eb sakt\u00eb. Megjithat\u00eb, m\u00eb pas thjesht i hidhnin n\u00eb nj\u00eb grumbull\u2026
\n\u2013 Dhe baba juaj? Ai gjithashtu e donte past\u00ebrtin\u00eb n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi?
\nAjo dridhej dhe m\u00eb shikonte \u00e7uditsh\u00ebm:
\n\u2013 Baba im?
\n\u2013 Po. Ai e donte past\u00ebrtin\u00eb?
\n\u2013 E donte\u2026
\n\u2013 Mrekullisht, \u2013 sh\u00ebnova n\u00eb bllok. \u2013 M\u00eb falni q\u00eb ju nd\u00ebrpreva.
\nKjo bised\u00eb m\u00eb lodhi tmerr\u00ebsisht.
\nE d\u00ebgjova me kujdes historin\u00eb e saj t\u00eb thjesht\u00eb dhe, kur Judith m\u00eb n\u00eb fund u qet\u00ebsua, fillova ta bindja:
\n\u2013 Kuptoni, ju tashm\u00eb e keni shlyer t\u00eb gjith\u00eb fajin tuaj. Megjithat\u00eb, p\u00ebr t\u00eb qen\u00eb t\u00eb sinqert\u00eb, un\u00eb as nuk shoh ndonj\u00eb faj nga ana juaj. Ju vepruat n\u00ebn k\u00ebrc\u00ebnimin e dhun\u00ebs, madje t\u00eb vdekjes. Pra, pse t\u00eb vuani? T\u00eb gjith\u00eb bota \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00ebt tuaja. Jetoni, p\u00ebrjetoni lumturi! E sqarova q\u00eb, nga kjo vend\u2026 Si e thirrej\u2026 Tre\u2026 Tre\u2026 \u2013 hapa gishti duke kujtuar emrin.
\n\u2013 Treblinka.
\n\u2013 Po, po, Treblinka\u2026 Jan\u00eb ringjallur m\u00eb shum\u00eb se treqind mij\u00eb njer\u00ebz, dhe disa qindra prej tyre kan\u00eb kryer detyrat e nj\u00ebjta q\u00eb keni kryer ju. P\u00ebr m\u00eb tep\u00ebr, askush nuk do ta dij\u00eb emrin tuaj t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00eb dhe historin\u00eb e jet\u00ebs suaj. Nuk keni \u00e7far\u00eb t\u00eb turp\u00ebroheni, dhe nuk keni asnj\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb cilin t\u00eb turp\u00ebroheni. Megjithat\u00eb, p\u00ebrs\u00ebri e them, un\u00eb nuk shoh asgj\u00eb t\u00eb turpshme n\u00eb veprimet tuaja. Dhe \u00e7do person me mend do ta shihte ashtu. P\u00ebr m\u00eb tep\u00ebr\u2026 \u2013 un\u00eb shqiptoj dosjen e saj, \u2013 si\u00e7 e kuptoj, ju madje keni arritur t\u00eb hakmerreni ndaj nd\u00ebshkuesit tuaj kryesor. Analiza e mendimeve t\u00eb nj\u00ebrit prej t\u00eb ringjallurve tregon se, nj\u00eb sekond\u00eb para vdekjes s\u00eb tij\u2026
\n\u2013 \u00c7far\u00eb?.. \u2013 nd\u00ebrpreu vajza monologun tim. Z\u00ebri i saj dridhej. \u2013 A e keni ringjallur Augustin Mit\u00eb?
\n\u2013 No... natyrisht\u2026
\nE ringjall\u00ebn edhe Hitlerin?
\n\u2013 Mos u shqet\u00ebsoni! Sigurisht q\u00eb e ringjall\u00ebn. Ose do ta ringjallin s\u00eb shpejti\u2026 N\u00ebse doni, mund ta kontrolloni n\u00eb baz\u00ebn e t\u00eb dh\u00ebnave. Por do t\u00eb mund t\u00eb takoni djalin tuaj vet\u00ebm n\u00ebse ai jep p\u00eblqimin\u2026
\n\u2013 Cili djal\u00eb?
\n\u2013 Po, vet\u00eb that\u00eb: Friedrich Hitler. E kuptoj q\u00eb n\u00ebna juaj ishte kund\u00ebr takimeve tuaja, por\u2026
\n \u2013 E ringjall\u00ebt Hitlerin? \u2013 p\u00ebrs\u00ebriti Judith, duke m\u00eb par\u00eb me v\u00ebmendje.
\nN\u00eb syt\u00eb e saj kishte nj\u00eb zem\u00ebrim t\u00eb madh. E kuptova se thash\u00eb di\u00e7ka q\u00eb nuk duhej.
\nV\u00ebshtrimi i vajz\u00ebs u err\u00ebsua, ajo iu drejtua dhe p\u00ebshp\u00ebriti:
\n\u2013 Dua t\u00eb vdes... <\/p>\n

\u2026<\/p>\n

Kur u ktheva n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi, u mbylla n\u00eb kabinet, derdha nj\u00eb got\u00eb martini dhe ndeza \"Para nat\u00ebs\". E adhuroj komedit\u00eb e vjetra, ato gjithmon\u00eb m\u00eb qet\u00ebsojn\u00eb, dhe mua m\u00eb duhej patjet\u00ebr t\u00eb \u00e7lirohem. Ishin t\u00eb gjitha nerva. Kaq shum\u00eb energji dhe koh\u00eb t\u00eb humbura, dhe gjith\u00e7ka dolli kot! Asgj\u00eb nuk ndihmonte. P\u00ebrdora metod\u00ebn e Heisenbergut, sistemin e Manovskit, madje edhe e thash\u00eb logjik\u00ebn elementare \u2013 ishte e kot\u00eb. N\u00ebse nj\u00eb grua i vjen di\u00e7ka n\u00eb mendje, nuk ka asgj\u00eb q\u00eb e bind dot. N\u00eb fund, i rekomandova Max-it korrigjimin e memories, por problemi ishte se korrigjimi mund t\u00eb p\u00ebrdorej vet\u00ebm me miratimin e pacientit. Dhe Juditha donte vet\u00ebm t\u00eb vdiste. Nj\u00eb pabesueshm\u00ebri e budallall\u00ebkut!
\nU shtriva pas n\u00eb karrige dhe mbylla syt\u00eb. Kujtesa ime u shkrin\u00eb n\u00eb imazhe magjike. Sa mir\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb t\u00eb jetosh.<\/p>\n

\"Tregimi
\nArtist Valeri Shamsutdinov<\/i><\/p>\n

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N\u00ebse ju p\u00eblqeu tregimi, vizitoni faqen time: https:\/\/alexkimen.com<\/a><\/noindex>
\nAtje do t\u00eb gjeni tekstet e mia t\u00eb reja. Faleminderit shum\u00eb p\u00ebr koh\u00ebn e kaluar.<\/i>
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