Umgidi kungolwesihlanu admin nangosuku lwabo. Ngokhuphiswano, imidlalo kunye ne-quirks. Kwakunjani kwiminyaka eyi-8 eyadlulayo.
Amalungiselelo oSuku loLawulo luka-2011 aqale kwiinyanga ezininzi ngaphambili. Ndifumene le leta:
Dear admins!
“Usuku loMlawuli weNkqubo” lukufuphi nje! Amalungiselelo omthendeleko wesithathu we-IT ADMINFEST sele eqalile.
Ngokwesiko, umthendeleko we-IT uya kubanjwa eRostov-on-Don njengenxalenye yeNtlanganiso ye-SysAdmins ye-All-Russian.
Inkqubo yeholide ibandakanya: Ukuvulwa okukhulu koMthendeleko, ikhosi yomqobo, i-CD Bowling, kunye nokhuphiswano lomlawuli wenkqubo yemveli: ukuphosa impuku; ibhodi yezitshixo; ukutshatyalaliswa kwe-scarecrow kwaye, ngokuqinisekileyo, ubusuku bomthendeleko kwimbeko yakho.
Amaqela - abathathi-nxaxheba: amaqela asekwa ngabantu abasi-8, ukuba ungumntu onobubele, iqela elimiselweyo le-ODMINs, bhalisa iqela lakho kwaye uthabathe inxaxheba kugqatso lwesiqhelo lwe-sysadmin.
Abagwebi: Amalungu eKlabhu yeeCIO zaseMzantsi Russia - "ABAZI".
Ukuthatha inxaxheba kumsitho kusimahla, ngaphandle kobunzima...
Ubhaliso lwenziwa ngokuzithandela, KODWA LUNYANZELEKILEYO. Abo bangenako ukuya baya kufumana iimpahla ezingama-20 kwidesika yoncedo ENGAPHANDLE KOMXO.
Kwandula ke kwafika enye ileta, kodwa ngeli xesha ineenkcukacha ezingakumbi:
Iintsuku ezili-17 ezishiyekileyo de i-AdminFesta iqale!
Ukuba usuku lwakho lonke lokusebenza lujikeleza kwikhompyutheni, une-screwdriver epokothweni yakho endaweni yezitshixo ze-Porshe, uyazi kakhulu nge-DNS kunye ne-http, kwaye iingxaki zehlabathi zangaphandle ziingxaki zehlabathi zangaphandle kuphela, awukwazi. yima ubudenge kwaye ukholelwe kuCthulhu, iimpahla zakho ezizithandayo zi sweatshi , i-jeans egqwethiweyo kunye neeteki ezithambileyo, kwaye uzibala phakathi kweqela elikhethekileyo labantu abanomsebenzi wabo "umlawuli wenkqubo", ngoko sikulindele ngoJulayi 29, 2011, ukucela umngeni kunye nokungakwazi ukufunda nokubhala ngokubanzi kunye nokungaziqondi izinto ezisisiseko ngemisitho yemidlalo yemveli kunye nemisebenzi - e-Adminfest!
Kulo nyaka siyakumema ukuba uziphose kumoya wenguqu, ukusuka kwikhadi lepati kunye neentsuku zokusebenza ukuya kwizilogeni zokwenyani kunye nemanifesto. Ziva ivumba lomlingo lenkululeko yokuthetha, vakalisa iinkxalabo zakho ezibuhlungu, ulwe nezinto ezingenangqiqo! Asinakulinda ukuthandwa yindalo;
Iimfuno zethu: “Phantsi kukungakwazi ukufunda ngekhompyutha! Wonke uMsebenzisi uyayazi ukuba iphi i-DNS!
Kwakukho "imithetho" enjalo kumacala omabini:
Isifungo sika "Admin":
Mna (igama elipheleleyo) ndifunga ngokunyanisekileyo kwiimbono zobuzalwana bolawulo kunye nehlabathi liphela letekhnoloji yolwazi, ndiyafunga:
— ukungaphambuki inyathelo elinye kumqulu ongabhalwanga woMzantsi Afrika, ukuhlonipha izithethe zawo nomoya womanyano olungabonakaliyo lobuchwepheshe bolwazi;
-thatha inxaxheba ngokunyaniseka kumzabalazo wokusinda kwaye ungaze ubaphoxe abahlobo bakho ngamaxesha anzima. admins kwaye hayi rhoqo kakhulu abasebenzisi abangakhathaliyo;
-dlulisela ulwazi kubalingane bakho, ungashiyi i-byte enye kwabafanelekileyo kwaye unyanisekile kumoya wobuzalwana;
- ube ngumzekelo wenkcubeko, uthembise kakhulu kwaye usebenze ngokumodareyitha;
-Xa ufumanisa umsebenzisi okrelekrele, musa ukuphazamisana nendaleko yakhe, camngca kwaye uhleke ngokuthula kumboniso;
- xa usebenzisa i-fuel, jonga i-stack ngokuphuphuma kwaye phantsi kweemeko azivumeli ukuba kwenzeke.
Isifungo soMgwebi:
Mna, endiye ndafunda, ukuqala ngolu suku ukugweba iMidlalo ye-Olimpiki ye-Giga, ndiyalwazi uxanduva lokuqwalasela umoya weholide kwaye ndibone amandla am angenamkhawulo kunye nesilingo kubathathi-nxaxheba abahluphekileyo kwaye ndifunge:
- ugwebe kwaye uvavanye iziphumo ngokungenamkhethe, ukwenzela ukuba oyena unamandla kunye nobulumko baphumelele, kwaye kungekhona lowo ufuna ngaphezulu;
- nika amanqaku ngokuhambelana nomgangatho wokuphumelela uvavanyo kwaye unganiki ngaphezu kwamanqaku aphezulu kukhuphiswano, nokuba ndiyawazi amanani nangaphezulu;
-ungavumeli abalandeli kunye nee-cheerleaders (kunye nabahle) ukuba bancede iqela;
— Ndiyazilahla izinyobo nangaluphi na uhlobo, ukusuka kwibhiya enika ubomi kunye neenjana ezingwevu ukuya kwiifloppy disks ezindala ezaphukileyo.
Kaloku, ngubani onokuthi ngokuzithandela angalamkeli izimemo ezilinga ngolo hlobo?
Ngoko, emva kokubhalisa, ndafumana ithuba lokuzimasa lo mbhiyozo wobomi!
Ngorhatya lwangoLwesihlanu ekudala ndilindelwe, ndafika kwindawo eboniswe kwisimemo. Indawo engqonge le paki itshintshile ngaphaya kokunakanwa. Phantse zonke iikona kunye nomthi owujongileyo wawuthandeka emehlweni.
Endleleni etyhutyha iidiski, umntu unokufumana lula itafile yabaququzeleli, apho ubhaliso lwenziwa khona, ikhadi leqela lomlawuli likhutshwe, kwaye ukukhangela iqela lakhe ukuba lithathe inxaxheba kukhuphiswano lwenzeka.
Ngelixa ukubhaliswa kunye nokuqhelana kwabathathi-nxaxheba kwakusenzeka, iitafile zokupeyinta umzimba zazisele zisebenza, apho abathathi-nxaxheba bomnyhadala bafumana ukongezwa okutsha kwizikhumba zabo.
Ngaphezu koko, ekupheleni kweso siganeko, amalungu eqela afumene amanqaku ongezelelweyo kwimifanekiso enjalo, eyathi ekugqibeleni yaba nefuthe ekubekweni kokugqibela kwamaqela kwitafile yokugqibela.
Ngoko ke ndazifumana ndiliqela, ndajoyina udidi lwalo, ndaza ndafumana isimboli yeqela - i-memory stick yeemitha ezingama-256 (gnusmas DDR PC3200).
Amanye amaqela aneempawu - i-floppy disk ye-intshi ezintlanu, iipleyiti ze-screw, njl.
Kodwa amakhadi etheko anjalo anikezelwa kumthathi-nxaxheba ngamnye ekuqaleni komsitho.
Iqela lam lingasentla kwifoto, umphathi ubambe ezandleni zakhe uxwebhu lombutho, apho, emva kokhuphiswano ngalunye, amanqaku afunyenweyo - iintsuku zokusebenza - ancamathiselwe.
Xa amaqela agaywayo (ekugqibeleni kwakukho amaqela amahlanu anabathathi-nxaxheba abasibhozo lilinye), umsasazi wamema wonke umntu eqongeni, abaququzeleli benza iintetho zabo zokuvula kwaye babhengeza ukuqala kwenxalenye yokhuphiswano.
Umbonisi (u-DJ Minus, njengoko wayezibiza ngokuba, kodwa ngokwenene ingcali ye-IT enamava njengoMlawuli) ithetha malunga nemincintiswano kunye nemithetho yesiganeko. Kwaye ukhuphiswano ngokwabo, abaququzeleli abalungiselele.
Ukhuphiswano lokuqala lweqela lethu yayiyi "Web". Imigaqo ilula - amalungu eqela amathathu kufuneka adlule ukusuka ekuqaleni ukuya ekugqibeleni ikhondo lomqobo leeribhoni ezitsaliweyo kangangexesha elithile, ngaphandle kokuphinda indlela yomdlali wangaphambili.
Oko kukuthi, fumana iindlela ezintathu ezahlukeneyo ngomqobo wewebhu.
Yayi, ngoko kuthetha, ukhuphiswano lokufudumala ukuze solule izihlunu zethu kunye nengqondo kwimisebenzi elandelayo.
Okulandelayo yayilukhuphiswano lwe "Relay Race", apho abameli abathathu beqela bacelwa ukuba baqhube, ngendlela yokhuphiswano nelinye iqela, beqhuba ibhola yomnyazi kwimaski yegesi kunye nompu womatshini esandleni esinye, ukuya kumgwebi ekupheleni umzila, squats ezilishumi elinesihlanu kwaye ubuyele kwindawo yokuqala ngelixa udlala ibhola.
Le yayiyenye yokhuphiswano olunzima nolunzima - apha kufuneka usebenze ngokuchasene neqela lotshaba, kwaye usebenzise isantya kunye nonyamezelo.
Kodwa amajoni ethu akazange aphoxeke! Kwaye inkxaso yamanye amalungu eqela yayinamandla kakhulu kwaye ingxola apha.
Okulandelayo yaba kukuzola, kodwa akukho ngaphantsi komdla kaXonix.
Nabani na okhumbula lo mdlalo emva kwe-90 yokuqala uya kuqonda ngokukhawuleza imigaqo.
Ummeli weqela ngalinye wangena ngaphakathi kuxande, evale amehlo.
Ukuya kuthi ga kubomi abathathu beqela ngalinye badlalwe - okokuqala, iqela elinye lalilawula ilizwi lomdlali walo, owadibanisa amacandelo agqityiweyo ngaphakathi koxande ngeribhoni, kwaye ummeli welinye iqela ngeli xesha kwafuneka aphule umgca ayikagqitywa, nayo ivalwe amehlo, kwaye ilawulwa liqela lelizwi.
Ukuhamba komdlali ngamnye ngamanyathelo ongezelelweyo ukuya phambili.
Ekugqibeleni, iqela elinomdlali odlala indawo enkulu ngaphambi kokuphela kwabo bonke ubomi liyaphumelela.
Kwaye kwabakho ukhuphiswano oluzolileyo kabini-ukuphosa izihlalo kunye nokujula impuku.
Kwi-bowling, bekufuneka uqengqele i-disc phambili kwaye uwise izikhonkwane.
Ekubeni izikhonkwane zazibhityile kakhulu, yaye iidiski zazingafuni ukuqengqeleka, babembalwa abantu ababefikelela kwindawo ekujoliswe kuyo, kodwa sekunjalo kwawiswa izikhonkwane!
Ekuphoseni iigundane, ukuchaneka kwakubalulekile - kuba iimonitha zazikude, kwaye isixhobo ngokwaso sasilula kwaye siphantsi kwe-aerodynamic.
Kodwa emva kovavanyo lokuqala lokuphoswa kokujolisa, kwezintathu ezilandelayo, ndiye ndabetha itekeni kanye. Bonke abameli beqela bajule, njengakwibhola ebhowulayo.
Olona khuphiswano lukhulu lokucinga ngengqondo – “ngwenya” – lwenzeka kanye ecaleni kwesikhumbuzo sayo!
Apha, abagwebi banike iqela ngalinye amagama amahlanu e-IT, kwaye ummeli weqela wabonisa ngezijekulo intsingiselo yegama ngalinye.
Siqikelele yonke into, nangona bekukho amagama anzima phakathi kwabo kuqikelelweyo: i-trackball, indawo yokugcina, iswitshi kunye ne-intranet. Igama lesihlanu ngandlela thile lathi shwaka entlokweni yam...
Iijaji ziwuthandile umdlalo weqela kangangokuba azizange zikwazi ukuzola ixesha elide emva kokuqikelela igama ngalinye.
Emva komsebenzi onjalo wengqondo, ukhuphiswano lokugqibela lwaba yeyona nto ibalaseleyo kulo lonke ukhuphiswano. Ukutsalwa kwemfazwe kwizibini ezijijekileyo.
Into ephambili apha yayingamandla kunye neqhinga. Abona bathathi-nxaxheba abathathu abomeleleyo kwiqela ngalinye balwe nelinye iqela labo.
Kumdlalo wamagqibela kankqoyi, amaqela ayekhuphisana nabakhuphisana abangenamandla kangako. Ngenxa yoko, iqela lethu liye laba lelona linamandla.
Apha bonke abathathi-nxaxheba bombhiyozo bebevuyisana kakhulu namaqela. Iimvumi ezivela kwinqanaba elikufutshane nazo zabanceda abadlali kakhulu ngeengoma zabo ze-IT.
Umsasazi uzibonakalisa esolula intambo ejijekileyo:
Emva kwawo onke amahla ndinyuka okhuphiswano, ukapteni wethu wafumana amanqaku osuku lomsebenzi kukhuphiswano lokugqibela waza wawancamathisela kwincwadi yeqela.
Ngelixa iijaji zalo msitho zibala amanqaku zishwankathela iziphumo, abaququzeleli bebeqokelela kancinane izinto ezisingqongileyo, kungenjalo besele kurhatyela, kube nengxaki nokukhanyiswa kweendledlana kule paki.
Iziphumo ziqinisekisiwe kwaye zinikezelwe kumqhubi-nkqubo. Iqela lethu liphumelele ukhuphiswano lulonke, kwaye bonke abathathi-nxaxheba bosuku lolawulo bayavuya.
Iijaji ke zanika izipho kubaphathi bamaqela onke, kwaye amalungu eqela aphumeleleyo anikwa izinto ezikhumbulekayo (ndifumene imawusi ye-USB).
Kwaye ukubhiyozelwa kwe-Admin Day kwaqhubela phambili kwinqanaba lokutshisa i-effigy ye-nonsense yomsebenzisi eyenziwa ngabaququzeleli.
Ukapteni wethu walayita lo mmangaliso, owatsha ixesha elide phantsi kweliso leqabane eliqeqeshwe ngokukodwa elinesicima-mlilo. Emva koko baqalisa ukuxhentsa bejikeleza umlilo beva isandi samagubu.
Le yinto egqibe ukwenzeka kunye neyunithi yenkqubo, eyayifakwe kwi-hardware emva kwayo yonke into!
Kwakukho uvuyo kunye neemvakalelo ezininzi kangangokuba zagubungela wonke umntu kunye nayo yonke into ixesha elide.
Emva koko wonke umntu wanyathela eqongeni, apho sasilindele ikonsathi encinci ye-rock, unxibelelwano olusondeleyo nabaququzeleli kunye nabo bonke abathathi-nxaxheba bolu suku lolawulo olumnandi kakhulu!
Le yindlela enye imini ephambeneyo yomlawuli wenkqubo kwisixeko sethu.
Ndibulela kakhulu kubaququzeleli balo mbhiyozo nakubo bonke abathathi-nxaxheba abathe bafumana amandla kunye nexesha lokuba yinxalenye yalo mlo weqela. Ngapha koko, ii-admins zingamandla!
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