Kuyo yonke impelaveki, ukutya kwam kuFacebook kunye neakhawunti yam yobuqu ibigcwele amakhonkco kwividiyo enye - "Intlanganiso ebaluleke kakhulu" evela kumalungu eQela leComedy. Amagqabantshintshi kunye nemisayino yayiyi-monosyllabic: "ha", "kanye", "khumbula, senze into efanayo kwi-N", njl. Andizange ndibukele ividiyo ngokukhawuleza, kodwa ngokukhawuleza xa ndiyibona, ndaqonda: eli nqaku. Inqaku elingoHabr. Ngenxa yokuba le vidiyo iye yaphola, akukho nto imbi ngokunxulumene nanamhlanje kune "Red Lines," ehlekisayo kwaye ngandlel 'ithile ineempawu, ezibangela ukuba zingabi nobubele, kodwa zixhalabile, ziphantse ukuhleka. Ke, makhe sibone, siza kuyiqonda.
Ividiyo ngokwayo, ukuba nabani na akakayiboni (ndithumela ikhonkco kwezona ziqhelo eziqhelekileyo, ukuba i-SS ngokwayo iyayilayisha, ndiya kuyilayisha kwakhona). Iividiyo zihlala zicinywa kwaye kufuneka sizilungelelanise kwakhona :)
Ingcebiso: kuba ziqhubeka zicinywa, khangela kuYouTube usebenzisa amagama athi "intlanganiso ebalulekileyo ehlekisayo" okanye "isikhonkwane okanye intonga." Abo banomonde ngakumbi banokuphonononga yonke intengiso kwaye bafumane eyokuqala ngo-48:45 in (ngendlela, kubalandeli, ekuqaleni komcimbi kukho udliwano-ndlebe noWylsacom, njengomcimbi we-geek).
Okokuqala, ndifuna ukuthetha ukuba ividiyo yayinomgcini-skrini opholileyo ongazange enze eli bali kuphela, kodwa ngubani onomxholo. Ndiqinisekile ukuba lo ayingombhali oqhelekileyo wabafana, kodwa umntu oye wadlula emlonyeni wenkampani enkulu kwaye waziva iimpawu ezibalulekileyo.
Umgca wentengiso: .
Ekuboneni kokuqala, kunokubonakala ngathi injongo yevidiyo kukuhlekisa nge-newspeak yeofisi kunye ne-slang, engaqondakaliyo kumphathi wokubonelela osebenza nzima oye wajika ngengozi waba ngumphathi wokubonelela. Kumbukeli ongenamava, le nto kanye iyiyo-intetho engaqondakaliyo, ukuphendula okuhlekisayo, imifanekiso ecacileyo. Kumntu oye waphila iminyaka eyi-14 yobomi benkampani kunye neenkampani ezintathu ezinkulu kakhulu (yonke i-IT), ividiyo ivakala ihluke ngokupheleleyo. Le yicaricature yethu sonke, bafana. Kwabanye, phantse yonke into ibalwa, kwabanye, inxalenye kuphela, kodwa umntu akanakukhumbula njani ukungafi kukaGogol: "Ngubani na ohlekayo? Uyazihleka wena."
Ngoko masihambe
Ndaweni ithile phambi kwale ntlanganiso, umphathi wobonelelo wenze i-ajenda - kwaye bonke abaphathi bahlanganisana malunga nokuba babethelele uphawu okanye baluncamathele. Sele kweli nqanaba sibona ingxaki yokuqala: ukungabikho koxanduva lomntu womqeshwa ngaphakathi kwesakhelo sobuchule bakhe, umnqweno wokudlulisela yonke into kwintsimi yoxanduva oluhlangeneyo. Ukongezelela, kunokwenzeka ukuba, i-ajenda ngokwayo yenziwe ngokungalunganga kwaye ingundoqo yomcimbi ayizange ivakaliswe, ngaphandle koko wayeza kukwazi ukuba yingxelo yakhe eyayilindelwe.
Sibona iqela elikhulu labaphathi, sifunda malunga nobukho bamasebe kwinkampani - oku kuthetha ukuba sithetha ngesakhiwo esiyinkimbinkimbi sombutho we-hierarchical, ohambelana ngokuchanekileyo noxanduva oluhlangeneyo. Kungenxa yoko le nto badwelisa inani elikhulu lezenzo eziya kuqaliswa emva kwentlanganiso.
Ukongeza, ukuya ekupheleni kwevidiyo, kucetywayo ukuba kuqhutywe ukuhlolwa kwedijithali kunye neqela lokugxila. Kwiinkampani ezinkulu kukho izizathu ezininzi zezenzo ezinjalo:
- chitha uhlahlo lwabiwo-mali lwesebe lakho kuphando
- vavanya ingqikelelo kwaye ufumane ulungelelwaniso lwangaphandle, olubalulekileyo
- babonise ukuba abasebenzi ababandakanyekayo kwezi nkqubo abahlawulwa ilize.
Kwaye ewe, kwenzeka ukuba iziganeko ezinzulu ezinjalo zibanjelwa izigqibo ezingenamsebenzi ezifana nokuvavanya iphepha lokufika loNyaka omtsha. Le yinkcitho engafanelekanga, kungcono ukujikela kuvavanyo lwe-a/b :)
Ngaphezu koko, ngexesha lentlanganiso, izizathu ezibalulekileyo zokuziphatha kwabaphathi beenkampani ziyatyhilwa.
"Sifuna ukunqanda ukusilela, ukuze kungabikho mvelaphi ingalunganga." Inkampani ngokucacileyo iyoyika iimpazamo kuba zinokuchaphazela igama labo. Ngelishwa, ngexesha lethu, ulwazi (nokuba lungaqinisekiswanga) lusasazeka ngokukhawuleza kwaye kulula ukulugqithisa kwaye ungenzi isigqibo kunokuba ubonise kamva ukuba awuyiyo inkamela kwaye uchithe imali kwii-anti-crisis zonxibelelwano, ngaphezu koko, musa ukubonelela. naziphi na iziqinisekiso. Olu phawu luqhelekile phantse kuzo zonke iinkampani.
"Iglu inetyhefu, kwaye sifuna ukunqanda ukubonwa njengenkampani enetyhefu." Kwakhona, umfanekiso wenkampani awubalulekanga kuphela ngaphakathi, kodwa nangaphandle, ngokukodwa ukuze ukhethe abafaki-zicelo abalungileyo. Ukuba kukho amahemuhemu amabi malunga nenkampani, akusayi kuba nako ukufumana ingcali epholileyo. Kwaye abathengi banokuhlukumeza inkampani ngento encinci yobudenge.
"Oku kuchasene nentanda-bulumko yethu yasimahla," "baya kusamkela." Inkampani ijonga emva kwiindlela ezibalulekileyo. Ngokukodwa, apha nangaphezulu sibona ukuba i-corporation ixhomekeke kwenye yezona ndlela zifashini zifashini kunye neziphikisanayo - i-ecology. Enyanisweni, ukuba i-corporation eyaziwayo yenza into engahambelani nendalo, iya kujongana nengqumbo yabathengi kuphela, kodwa kunye neenkampani ezingenzi nzuzo kunye nabameli. Kwaye oku kwakhona ludumo, imingcipheko, imali...
Iindlela zonxibelelwano zenkampani nazo zinomdla. Okokuqala, kubhengezwa ukuba omnye wabaphathi uya kuthumela ileta emva kwentlanganiso (ngendlela, ngenxa yesizathu esithile abazange bakhankanye igama elithi "ukulandelela", kuvakala ekupheleni kwayo yonke intlanganiso yeenkampani ezinkulu. ), ke imijelo kunye neengxoxo zenziwa ngoko nangoko kwizithunywa ezikhawulezileyo. Kwaye kwakhona iimpawu ezimbini zolawulo lwangoku zityhiliwe.
- Wonke umntu uvakalisa isizathu sokuba bakhethe le okanye eso sithunywa. Oku kukwayinxalenye yokususwa koxanduva - ndazise, ββndaphikisana, kwaye wenza into oyifunayo.
- Uninzi lweetekhnoloji ezisetyenzisiweyo. Ngokwenene, inkampani enye ingaba ne-2-3 yabathunywa + i-imeyile + igumbi lengxoxo. Oku kuphazamisayo, ukudideka, ukusasaza ulwazi kunye nokunciphisa ukusebenza kakuhle. Ingxaki kukuba iinkampani zinokuphembelela itekhnoloji ethile ngamaqela abasebenzi, emva koko kubekho ukungqubana kwemidla.
Ngelo xesha, umphathi-umhlalutyi unikezela ukubukela umboniso kwi-Keynote. Kwaye, ndimele ndithi, oku kuhamba kakuhle: ulwazi lubonwa kwaye alufiki kuphela ngejelo lomsindo, kodwa nangombono, ophucula ukuqonda. Nangona kwividiyo le "indawo ecacileyo", imbonakalo enhle. Oku akuthethi ukuba kufuneka uchithe ixesha lokusebenza kwiinkcazo kuyo nayiphi na into encinci (sikhumbula ukuba kutheni amaqhawe ahlangene?), Kodwa ukuba isihloko sinzima, ukuxhasa inkcazo kunye nezilayidi kuyamangalisa abathathi-nxaxheba beentlanganiso.
Sishiywe ngamanqaku amathathu abalulekileyo.
Ingxaki yamaxesha amade okuthatha izigqibo. βUhleli ngeempundu kwaye awukwazi kusombulula umcimbi osisiseko. Xa ubusenza isigqibo malunga nokuba luhlobo luni lokuhlaba umkhosi, siye saphangwa izihlandlo ezithandathu. Ugqiba unyaka - unyaka! "Ndingasibeka phi isibanda?"
Enyanisweni, ikhonkco lokuvunywa kwinkampani enkulu ayinakucothisa iprojekthi kuphela, kodwa inokubangela ingozi ethile - umzekelo, ukuchitha okanye ukonakalisa ubutyebi, ukuphosakela ithuba lemarike, ukusilela ukuphumeza i-automation ngexesha, njl. Kwakhona, kukho ukuxelisa umsebenzi (ukulungelelanisa), umsebenzi uyenzeka ngokusesikweni, kodwa akukho sigqibo sokugqibela. Amashishini amancinci akakwazi ukufumana ubunewunewu obunjalo-aya kubhanga :)
Okokugqibela, ekuphela kwesisombululo esinengqiqo esicetywayo kukusebenzisa "izikrufu zeplastiki ezenziwe kwinkunkuma yolwandle esetyenzisiweyo" kuphawu. Isigqibo esilungileyo esivela kumntu onomvuzo wesigidi (ugh, wasebenza) - thabatha kwaye wenze. Kodwa ke sibuyela kwinto yokuba iqhawe elibi levidiyo ngumphathi wobonelelo, kuba uyawaphula umsebenzi kanye ngokwezikhokelo kwaye abuze umbuzo omtsha: "Ngaba intloko yesikrufu senzelwe i-screwdriver yePhillips? okanye intloko ye-hex?" I-trigger isebenzile, yonke into iqala kwakhona kwisangqa, intlanganiso icwangcisiwe. Oko kukuthi, nakumsebenzi omncinci onjalo, umqeshwa uyazikhulula kumthwalo wokwenza isigqibo. Kodwa musa ukukhawuleza ukumgweba - mhlawumbi inkampani itshutshisa nasiphi na isigqibo esizimeleyo kunye nenyathelo, uyazi ukuba yenza ntoni kumqalisi.
Ke, sabona iqumrhu eliqhelekileyo, elixhomekeke kuluvo lwangaphandle kunye noxanduva olumfiliba kakhulu. Ngokuqinisekileyo le yinkampani engasebenziyo ebonelele ngenkxaso yemithombo yengeniso. Ngoko ke, kubasebenzi beenkampani ezinkulu, ividiyo "bubomi bobomi," kwaye kubasebenzi bamashishini amancinci naphakathi sisizathu sokuhleka izinto ezithile, hayi, hayi, zityhutyha. Ngokukodwa ukuba umphathi osebenzayo ovela kwishishini elikhulu uyaqeshwa. Kufuneka sifundise kwakhona :)
Malunga Newspeak
Ekugqibeleni, ndiya kuphendukela kumxholo oyintloko wevidiyo - i-Newspeak, ulwimi lweofisi oluzaliswe nge-anglicisms nalapho kungafunekiyo. Ndingumsebenzi wale mihla oqonda ngokupheleleyo onke la magama kwenzekile ukuba kwimisebenzi yangaphambili ndiwasebenzise xa yayingekabikho yesiqhelo (2008-2010). Ke, yonke into apha icace kakhulu.
- Amagama anjalo anika amandla abonakalayo kwintetho;
- Bafihla iimpazamo, iingxaki kunye ne-screw-ups.
- Babalaselisa abambalwa abakhethiweyo abawaqondayo la magama.
- Bakunika imvakalelo yobuchwephesha-uziva ngathi ungowona mboniso ubalaseleyo kwiifilimu zoshishino zaseMelika.
Kodwa konke oku kuyinyani ukuya kwinqanaba elithile. Xa uba yingcali, uyaqonda ukuba kuphela umntu owazi kakuhle ngesihloko unokuchaza ngolwimi lomntu kunye neminwe yakhe. Kwaye abantu abanjalo abayidingi i-newspeak yeofisi.
Ewe kunjalo, amanye amagama, ngakumbi kwi-IT, awasayi kuphinda angasebenzi: siyaphinda kwaye sizibophelele, silungise kwaye sijonge, sisebenzise kwaye siyithumele kwimveliso. Ezi ziijagoni zobungcali. Kodwa kufuneka ulahle isisombululo kunye ne-disizhin :)
Ngelixa ndibhalayo, ndacinga ukuba kwavela into efana nesincoko esithi "wayecinga ntoni umbhali xa ebhala le noveli," nangona wayengakhange acinge nganto, kodwa waphunga iwayini kwaye waphupha ngeserf encinci. Ke ilapha-asazi ukuba umgcini-skrini wayecinga ntoni, kodwa ukuhleka kwethu kunye nokunyaniseka kwale vidiyo kunempawu. Kwaye kupholile ukuba nje sihleka, oko kuthetha ukuba yonke into ilungile ngokuzigxeka.
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