Isaziso sokuqala: esi sithuba singolwesiHlanu kuphela, kwaye sisonwabisa ngakumbi kunobugcisa. Uya kufumana amabali ahlekisayo malunga nee-hacks zobunjineli, amabali avela kwicala elimnyama lomsebenzi womqhubi weselula kunye nezinye i-frivolous rustle. Ukuba ndihlobisa into ethile kwindawo ethile, kungenxa yenzuzo yohlobo kuphela, kwaye ukuba ndiyaxoka, ke zonke ezi zizinto ezivela kwimihla edlulileyo ukuba ayiyi kulimaza nabani na. Kodwa ukuba ubambe impazamo yobugcisa okanye enye impazamo, ndilungise ngokungenalusini, bendisoloko ndikwicala lobulungisa.
Qaphela, ndiqala ngaphandle kokugqithisa!
Ngasemva eyadini
Kwigumbi lethu lomsebenzi kumgangatho wokuqala kwakukho iifestile ezinkulu, ukusuka kwisiseko kwaye phantse ukuya kwisilingi. Baphuma baya kwindawo yokupaka iimoto, apho zonke iintlobo zoocanda kunye nabanye abasebenzi bahamba kusasa. Indawo yokupaka ibekwe kumgama owaneleyo ukusuka ngaphambili kunye nazo zonke iingenelo zenkonzo, kwaye emva kwemiqobo emibini.
Ngenye intsasa, ngelo xesha, iinqwelo-mafutha zamapolisa zafika kweso sakhiwo, amapolisa ema kuzo zonke iingcango zokungena aza agqogqa wonke umntu ophumayo. Isilumkiso sifika kuluhlu lokuposa olusemthethweni: ngequbuliso (ngesiquphe ngokwenene, hayi njengesiqhelo) uqwalaselo lwelayisenisi yesoftware lufikile, kwaye iindawo zokusebenza ziya kuhlolwa. Nabani na onayo nantoni na ephihliweyo kwiikhompyuter zakhe kufuneka adilizwe ngoko nangoko!
Ewe, yonke into enxulumene neenkqubo zokusebenza, iofisi kunye nesoftware eluncedo kakhulu yayinelayisensi. Kodwa kungekhona yonke into, kungekhona rhoqo kwaye kungekhona yonke indawo; Ngokuphathelele oko kufakwe abasebenzi kwiilaptops zenkampani yabo, libali elimnyama ngokupheleleyo. Ndileqise ukuyojonga iimoto kwindawo yam yoxanduva lobugebenga, ndidiliza into ngokukhawuleza...
... Kwaye ngeli xesha, iinjineli ziqala ukungena kwigumbi lomsebenzi ngamanyathelo akhawulezayo kunye novalo, kunye neelaptops kunye neenjineli zeenkqubo ezingalweni zabo. Bangena ngomnyango baze baphume, begigitheka ngokungenangqondo kwemeko, ngefestile: zonke iingcango zivaliwe, kodwa iidemon zomthetho kunye nomyalelo azizange zicinge nge-backdoor enjalo. Ke, ngelixa isebe lobalo-mali laliphicothwa (apho yonke into yayingumzekelo), abasebenzi bakhupha yonke into engalunganga.
Ixesha elidlulileyo likhona
Ukuba unomdla kwaye awuyivala ithebhu, nantsi enye inkcazo yento eyenzekayo ngexesha, indawo kunye nabantu. Ndingumfana omhle oselula, oluhlaza, onjengegqabi lesorrel, ophumelele kwi-IT, owafumana umsebenzi kwidesika yobunjineli yeSamara Megafon (eyayikwayiMSS Povolzhye ngoko). Kum, olu yayilunxibelelwano lokuqala lokwenyani kunye neTekhnoloji ene-T eyinkunzi kunye neeTechnicians enenkulu ngakumbi: ukuba ngoyena usathana omncinci kweli khitshi lesihogo, ndabukela ngovuyo umsebenzi weenjineli zikasathana ezinamava, ngokungaphumeleliyo ukuzama ukuqonda iinjineli zabo. ubulumko. Kude kube obo bulumko bungene kwi-pores yengqondo yam, bendikwazi ukuzulazula kwiqela lokujonga izinto ezahlukeneyo, ndinexhala ngalo lonke ixesha "bomvu" kubonakala apho.
Ukuba nabaphi na abalinganiswa abakhankanywe apha bayazazi ngesiquphe, molo kuwe!
Ukuba iyasebenza, ungayichukumisi (kodwa yichukumise ukuba ayisebenzi)
Enye ye-super-techies ekhankanywe ngasentla yayinguMisha Basov. Kwiminyaka yokusebenza eMega, ndeva izinto ezininzi ezilungileyo nezinomdla ngaye emoyeni ukuba wayemi phantse kwimvelaphi kwaye waqalisa iqela leenkqubo. Andizange ndikwazi ukunxibelelana naye ngokufanelekileyo: sadibana ngokoqobo kwisebe labasebenzi, xa ndizisa amaxwebhu kwaye wawathatha.
Enye yeenkqubo zokubeka iliso esisebenze nazo yabhalwa nguMisha. Andikhumbuli ngokwenene oko kwakubekwe iliso apho, kodwa ndiyazi ukuba uMisha wabhala isisombululo sexeshana, esathi sahlala sisisigxina. Kwaye kulungile: uninzi lwezinto ezenziwa ngabachwephesha bokwenyani kwiimfuno zabo ngokukhawuleza zijika zilungile. Olo hlolo lwalufanele wonke umntu, lusebenza ngaphandle kwenkxaso okanye ukulungiswa, nangona kwakungekho mntu waziyo ukuba njani.
Kwiminyaka embalwa emva kokugxothwa kukaMisha, ukubekwa esweni kwaqala ukubonisa iphepha elingenanto.
Ndakhalisa ngoko nangoko i alarm. Umphathi weshifti wakhalisa i-alam. Intloko yecandelo yakhalisa i-alam.
Intloko yesebe yakhalisa i-alam. Intloko yenkonzo yakhala I alarm. Intloko yesebe yakhalisa iintsimbi. Umlawuli we-IT wommandla wonke weVolga weva ukukhala kwaye ngokukhawuleza wabiza intlanganiso. Apho wabiza intloko yesebe. Wakhonkotha intloko yenkonzo. Yena, engawuqondi undoqo wengxaki, wabiza intloko yesebe. Lo, engayiqondi into eyenzekileyo, wabiza intloko yecandelo, ebize umphathi weshifti. Hayi ke, wandijongisa utolo.
Ngandlel’ ithile, ekubeni nditshintshile emsebenzini, ndaya kule ntlanganiso. Amagama amaninzi athethwa, umntu onoxanduva lokubeka iliso wabizwa (asizange sive nantoni na eqondakalayo), kwakhunjulwa ukuba uBasov wabhala malunga nokubeka iliso, ukuba ukubeka iliso kubaluleke kakhulu, kodwa akukho mntu uqondayo okanye owaziyo ukuba kusebenza njani. ... Konke kwavela kwinto yokuba inkqubo engasebenziyo nengaqondakaliyo kufuneka isuswe, kwaye endaweni yoko isisombululo esiqinisekisiweyo esivela kumthengisi oqinisekisiweyo kufuneka siphunyezwe.
Ngelixa yonke le nto yayithethwa, ndacenga umntu ukuba afumane ilaptop kunye nokufikelela kwi-SSH kulo mncedisi. Ndandinomdla wokubona ukuba yeyiphi na inkqubo epholileyo ebhalwe nguBasov wasentsomini.
Xa ndingena, into yokuqala endiyenzayo ngaphandle komkhwa kukuchwetheza:
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Ndicoca / var/log, esele igcwele kule minyaka idlulileyo, uhlaziyo lokubeka iliso - yonke into iyasebenza. Yilungisile!
Intlanganiso iyama, iyawa, kwaye wonke umntu uyachithakala. Apha endleleni intloko yesebe iyandivuyisa indithembisa ngebhonasi!..
... Endaweni yebhonasi, kamva ndafumana ukubetha kwengqondo ngenxa yokusilela ngempazamo ukuyalela inkqubo yokubeka iliso kumthengisi othembekileyo.
Zihlala phi ezi zindlu?
Omnye wemisebenzi yeenjineli ezazisemsebenzini yayikukulawula izitshixo zokufikelela nge-elektroniki kumagumbi eekhompyutha. Iiholo ngokwazo zandichukumisa kakhulu ngelo xesha: imiqolo yeeracks ezizaliswe yiseva kunye nezixhobo zokutshintsha, imigca yefiber optics kunye neentambo ezinqamlezileyo (kwezinye iindawo zibekwe ngokugqibeleleyo, kwezinye zijike zaba sisigaqa esimangalisayo se-spaghetti), i-hum eqhubekayo i-air conditioners kunye nemigangatho yobuxoki phantsi kwayo kwakukulungele ukupholisa iziselo ... Iminyango yokungena kwiiholo yayivalwe ngeengcango ezinzima ze-hermetic, ezenzelwe ukuqinisekisa ukuthintela ngokuzenzekelayo xa kwenzeka umlilo. Ukungena nokuphuma kwabhalwa ngokungqongqo kwaza kwasayinwa, ukuze kwaziwe ukuba ngubani ongaphakathi yaye ngoba.
Into endiyithandayo kakhulu kula magumbi, ngokuqinisekileyo, iikhabhinethi zeseva "yezindlu eziphezulu" - ezimbini ze-HP SuperDome 9000, ezibonelela ngentlawulo. Iinodi ezimbini ezifanayo, enye yayihlala iyindawo yokulwa, kwaye eyesibini yayiyi-synchronous hot standby. Umahluko phakathi kwazo wawukwiidilesi ze-IP kuphela, enye yayingu-x.x.x.45, enye yayingu-x.x.x.46. Zonke iinjineli zazizazi zombini ezi dilesi ze-IP, kuba ukuba kukho into eyenzekayo kwi-billing system, into yokuqala oyenzayo kukukhangela ukuba izindlu eziphezulu ziyabonakala. Ukungabonakali kwezindlu eziphezulu kuyamangalisa.
Ngenye intsasa kwenzeka into enjengale. Kwimizuzwana emibini, zonke iinkonzo ziyanyamalala kuzo zombini iiseva, kwaye intlawulo iyawa ibe yinto engekhoyo. Sijonga ngokukhawuleza iiseva - ziyakhala, kodwa akukho nto kuzo!
Ngaphambi kokuba sibe nexesha lokuqalisa amanyathelo afunekayo, siva isikhalo esikhulu "BULALA, MFUNDI!"; i-arch-administrator yazo zonke iiseva ibaleka ukuya kwigumbi lomsebenzi, ikrazula isitshixo se-elektroniki segumbi leinjini yomoya ukusuka kwishelufa kwaye ibaleke apho.
Ngokukhawuleza emva koku, ukubeka esweni kubuyela kwisiqhelo.
Nantsi into eyenzekayo: umqeshwa omtsha wombutho wekhontrakthi, owayelungiselela ipakethe yoomatshini abatsha, wabanika iidilesi ze-IP ezilandelelanayo, ukusuka ku-x.x.x.1 ukuya ku-x.x.x.100. “Umfundi” wayengazi ngeeadresi ezingcwele ezingachukunyiswayo, yaye akuzange kuthi qatha kubantu bakudala ukuba kukho umntu onokungena kuzo ngolo hlobo.
Inkonzo ye-Antispam
Wow, iishifti zasebusuku! Ndandibathanda kwaye ndibathiyile, kuba yayiyi-50/50: mhlawumbi umsebenzi ocwangcisiweyo kwisixhobo, apho uthatha inxaxheba esebenzayo, unceda injineli ngobuchopho obuthongo kunye nezandla ezingcangcazelayo, okanye ukuthula nokuzola. Ababhalisi balele, izixhobo ziyasebenza, akukho nto yaphukileyo, igosa lomsebenzi likhululekile.
Umsebenzi uhamba ngokwesicwangciso.
Ngenye imini, le kuzola ezinzulwini zobusuku kuphazamiseka umnxeba kwifowuni yeofisi: molo, ivela kwi-Sberbank ukuba bayakukhathaza, i-SIM khadi yakho, apho izilumkiso zethu zithunyelwa khona, ziyekile ukusebenza.
Oku kwakukudala, nangaphambi kokungeniswa koqhagamshelo lwe-IP kwisango le-SMS. Ngoko ke, ukuze i-Sber ikwazi ukuthumela i-SMS kwinombolo yayo edumileyo ye-900, bathatha i-SIM khadi ebonelelweyo (inokwenzeka ukuba, ngaphezu kweyodwa), bayifake kwimodem ye-GSM, kwaye yindlela esebenza ngayo.
Kulungile, ndayamkela ingxaki kwaye ndaqalisa ukumba. Okokuqala, ndijonga isimo seSIM khadi kwi-billing, ivaliwe. Yintoni esihogweni - ecaleni kwayo kukho umbhalo obomvu othi "UNGAVIMBI" kunye nekhonkco kumyalelo we-archdemon jikelele. Wow, inika umdla ngokwenene.
Ndijonga isizathu sokuthintela, ndenze indlu kwiintshiyi zam kwaye ndihambe ukuya kwiofisi elandelayo, apho intombazana evela kwisebe lobuqhetseba ijonge esweni.
"Lenochka," ndiyamxelela, "kutheni uye wavala iSberbank?"
Uxakiwe: bathi kwafika iskhalazo sokuba ispam siphuma kunombolo 900. Hayi ke ndiye ndayivimba, bebezoyilungisa kusasa.
Kwaye uthi-izikhalazo zababhalisile azihoywa!
Baphinde balayita isim card nyani.
Ibali eloyikeka kakhulu
Ukuqala kwam ukufumana umsebenzi, mna nabanye abasandul’ ukuzalwa sanikwa into efana nokhenketho lokuqhelaniswa nelo. Babonise izixhobo: iiseva, ii-air conditioners, ii-inverters, ukucima umlilo. Babonise isikhululo esisisiseko esasimi kwelinye lamagumbi ovavanyo lovavanyo, bechaza ukuba nangona abathumeli bavulwa ngamandla amancinci, kungcono ukungangeni emnyango okhuselweyo ngeli xesha. Bachaza ubume benethiwekhi yeselula, malunga neyona nto iphambili kunye namandla okugcina, malunga nokunyamezela impazamo, kwaye malunga nokuba inethiwekhi yenzelwe ukusebenza nangemva kwebhombu ye-athomu. Andazi ukuba le nto yayithethwa ngenjongo yokuyithetha okanye yayiyinyani na, kodwa yahlala entlokweni yam.
Kwaye ngokwenene: kungakhathaliseki ukuba luhlobo luni lwezinto eziphambeneyo ezenzeka ekuhlaleni, inethiwekhi yezwi yeVolga yayihlala isebenza ngokuqhubekayo. Andiyongcali yonxibelelwano, kodwa ndiyazi ukuba izixhobo (zombini izikhululo ezisisiseko kunye neetheminali zabaxumi) zenzelwe ukusinda "ilizwi" eliphezulu. Ngaba amandla kwi-BS aphelile? Kuya kunciphisa amandla, ukutshintshela kwisethi ye-diesel generator / iibhetri, cima ukuhanjiswa kwepakethi yepakethi, kodwa ilizwi liya kuqhubeka. Ngaba uyisikile intambo? Isiseko siya kutshintshela kwisitishi sikanomathotholo esanele ilizwi. Ifowuni ilahlekile iBS? Uya kwandisa amandla kwaye ahlolisise umoya ade adibanise kwinqaba (okanye ade akhuphe ibhetri). njl.
Kodwa ngenye imini kwakhanya izibane eofisini, kwaza kwaduma oomatshini bokuvelisa idizili esitratweni. Wonke umntu uleqile ukuya kukhangela izixhobo zabo zekhompyutha: akukho nto ibalulekileyo eyenzekileyo kwicandelo le-IT, kodwa ukusuka kuhlolo lwe-BS bekukho "awk" exakayo. Kwaye emva koko: "Bantwana, ZONKE iziseko zethu ziphantsi, jonga unxibelelwano."
Sikhupha iiselfowuni zethu - akukho mqondiso.
Sizama i-IP telephony - akukho ukufikelela kunxibelelwano lweselula.
Akukho nethiwekhi. Kukonke. Akukho ndawo.
Ndikhumbula amazwi malunga nokuqhushumba kwebhombu yeathom, ndilinde kancinci kancinci imizuzwana embalwa ukuze ubushushu bufike kuthi - ngesizathu esithile andikhange ndicinge ngesinye isizathu sokulahleka kwenethiwekhi. Kwakusoyikisa kwaye kunomdla ngexesha elifanayo: ngandlela-thile ndaqonda ukuba andinakuba nexesha lokwenza nantoni na. Abanye abafana nabo babedidekile; akukho mntu wayenokuqonda nto.
Kwakungekho qhushumbo. Emva komothuko wemizuzwana emihlanu, sagxalathelana ukuya kumnxeba wesixeko esinentambo esasifumaneka kwityala elinjalo, saza saqalisa ukutsalela umnxeba kwiiofisi zengingqi. Inethiwekhi yesixeko, ngethamsanqa, yasebenza, kodwa kwimimandla baqinisekisa: yonke iSamara "ifile", akukho hardware i-pinging okanye ukudayela.
Kwimizuzu emihlanu kamva, enye yeenjineli zamandla yazisa iindaba: kwakukho umlilo kwindawo ethile kwindawo yombane, ukucima amandla ubuncinane kuyo yonke iSamara, kwaye mhlawumbi nommandla. Ukhuphe umoya; kwaye xa ukutshintshela kumandla agciniweyo kwenzeka, bade baphefumle.
Elinye ibali eloyikisayo (kodwa sisidenge esincinci).
Eyona fakap inkulu kwinkumbulo yam yenzeka ngexesha lomgca othe ngqo olandelayo ngoku unoziro. Ngelo xesha, babesandula ukwazisa inqaku ngokuthumela imibuzo ngeSMS, ngoko balungiselela ukunyuka komthwalo kwinethiwekhi kwangaphambili: bahlolisise kwaye balungiselela yonke into, kwaye iveki yonke ngaphambi kosuku X bavala nawuphi na umsebenzi. ngaphandle kwezo zingxamisekileyo. Iprotocol efanayo isetyenziswe kuyo nayiphi na imeko xa kulindeleke umthwalo okhulayo, umzekelo, ngeeholide. Kwaye kwiinjineli ezisemsebenzini, kuyafana nosuku lokuphumla, kuba xa isixhobo singachukunyiswa, akukho nto inokwenzeka kuyo, kwaye nokuba kuyenzeka, zonke iingcali zihlala eofisini kwangaphambili.
Ngokuqhelekileyo, sihlala, siphulaphule inkokeli yesizwe, kwaye ungakhathazeki nantoni na.
I-"F ***" ezolileyo ivela kubaqhubi bebhodi.
Ndizijonge - ngokwenene "f***": inethiwekhi yekhampasi iwile.
Ngomzuzwana, yonke into iyafa (ngelo xesha kwakungekho meme malunga noNatasha kunye neekati, kodwa bekuya kuba luncedo). Icandelo lomsebenzisi womnatha liyanyamalala, kwaye icandelo lezobuchwepheshe liyanyamalala. Ngoloyiko olukhulayo, sizama ukujonga ukuba yintoni eseleyo kucwangco lokusebenza, kwaye emva kokujonga, safikelela kwikhabhinethi ibhotile efihliweyo ye-cognac yamayeza: kusele iminxeba yelizwi kuphela (ndinixelele, bayabambelela!), Yonke enye into ifile. . Akukho Intanethi - hayi umrhumi we-GPRS, okanye ifayibha, eyabelwe ababoneleli abancinci abaninzi. I-SMS ayithunyelwanga. Iimpundu! Sibiza imimandla - inenethiwekhi, kodwa ayiboni iSamara.
Kwisithuba esingangesiqingatha seyure, isiphelo sehlabathi saphantse sabonakala. Abantu abazizigidi ezilishumi abathe baqhawuka yonke into ngesiquphe nabangakwaziyo ukungena kwiziko lemibuzo kuba iitheminali zelizwi kwiziko lemibuzo zisebenza ngeVOIP.
Kwaye oku ngexesha lentetho yomlawuli omnyama! Olunye uloyiso lweSebe likaRhulumente kunye no-Obama ngokwakhe!
Amagcisa asemsebenzini atsibela kwisiqalo esiphantsi kwaye asebenza ngokufanelekileyo: kwiyure enye inethiwekhi yaphila.
Uhlaselo olunjalo alukho ummandla, okanye kwinqanaba lengingqi, kufuneka lixelwe eMoscow kunye nazo zonke iinkcukacha kunye nokukhutshwa kwabenzi bobubi. Ngoko ke, abo bathatha inxaxheba kuphando babenqatshelwe ukuthetha inyaniso phantsi kweentlungu zokugxothwa, kwaye ingxelo yaqulunqwa kwi-Civil Defense, egcwele amanzi kunye nenkungu, apho kwavela khona ukuba "yinto ngokwayo, akukho mntu. kubekek’ ityala.”
Eyona nto yenzekayo Kwaye baqhekeza umphathi womphathi, njalo njalo; Ke ngoko, bacinezela enye yeenjineli ezintsha, bemxelela ukuba enze unxibelelwano olufunekayo lwenethiwekhi “ngelixa yonke into izolile.” Unjineli akazange abe nobuganga bokuchasa, okanye nokuba afune umyalelo obhaliweyo: le yayiyimpazamo yakhe yokuqala. Okwesibini, wenze impazamo xa elungiselela iCisco ekude, efumana iziphumo zerekhodi zefakap ngelona xesha lifutshane.
Ngokokwazi kwam akukho mntu wohlwaywayo.
Iholide iza kuthi
Iiholide, njengoko besenditshilo, bezisoloko ziziintsuku ezikhethekileyo kuthi. Ngeentsuku ezinjalo, umthwalo kwinethiwekhi ukhula ngokukhawuleza, inani leefowuni zokuhalalisa kunye ne-SMS lihamba phezu kophahla. Andazi ukuba kunjani ngoku, ngophuhliso lonxibelelwano lwe-Intanethi, kodwa ke ngoMhla woNyaka omtsha kuphela, i-opsos yakhupha isohlwayo esibaluleke kakhulu kwiifowuni zokuvuyisana.
Ngoko ke, ngo-Eva woNyaka oMtsha, iinjineli ezivela kuwo onke amasebe zazihlala zisebenza eofisini (kwaye ngaphandle kweofisi kwakukho amaqela alungele ukutyhala kwi-snowdrifts ukuze aphelise ingozi kwisikhululo esisezantsi kwidolophana encinci ye-drischi). Iingcali zokuhlawula, abalawuli bee-hardware, i-software plumbers, iingcali zenethiwekhi, abatshintshi, amagcisa eenkonzo, iikontraki ezixhasayo - isidalwa ngasinye sinesidalwa. Kwaye ukuba iimeko zivumelekile, bajinga kwigumbi lethu lomsebenzi, bejonge kwizixhobo zethu zokubeka iliso ukunyuka kwetrafikhi kulandela iindawo zexesha kulo lonke ummandla weVolga.
Amaxesha amathathu okanye amane ngobusuku besibhiyozela uNyaka oMtsha, nangona kunjalo, lo ibingengombhiyozo ungako njengolindelo lwexhala: ngaba isixhobo siya kumelana nomthwalo ogqithisiweyo, kuya kuqhagamshelwana kwikhonkco lobugcisa obuntsonkothileyo...
USasha, owayephethe amatyala, wayesoyika. Yena, ngokomgaqo, wayesoloko ebonakala ngathi ubomi bakhe bonke buchithelwe kwi-nerve ekrwada, kuba kwakufuneka alungise zonke izinto ezilungileyo ezenzekayo nge-billing, abe noxanduva lwazo zonke ii-jambs, wavuswa kaninzi kunabanye. ebusuku; ngokubanzi, Andazi ukuba njani okanye kutheni wayesebenza apho wayesebenza. Mhlawumbi wayehlawulwa imali eninzi, okanye intsapho yayibanjwe. Kodwa ngobo busuku ndandinemvakalelo yokuba xa ucofa uSasha ngozipho, ngoko ngenxa yoxinzelelo lwangaphakathi oluqokelelwe kuye, uya kuqhekeka abe luthuli. Kwimeko enjalo engathandekiyo, sinomtshayelo, kodwa okwangoku sifika emsebenzini, sikhotha i-cognac elinde ithuba lethu.
Iyure emva kweyure, konke ukunyuka komthwalo kwadlula, wonke umntu waqala ukujonga kwakhona iinkqubo zabo. Utshintsho lujika lube luhlaza: zonke iitrafikhi zokuhlawula ziye zanyamalala kwenye yezitshixo zengingqi. Kwaye le datha malunga nazo zonke iifowuni ezidlula kwiswitshi; zibhalwa kwifayile, elayishwe ngeziqwenga nge FTP (uxolo, kodwa ngokuthembekileyo) kwiBRT yokutshaja.
Umhambisi, ecinga umthamo we-turpentine enema eya kunikwa ngenxa yokulahlekelwa yinxalenye yengeniso yoNyaka omtsha kulo lonke ummandla, waqala ukuthuthumela. Ephethukela kuSasha, wathetha neGosa elinguMnu. Billing elibekekileyo ngelizwi elizele lithemba elichulumancisayo: “Sasha, nceda ujonge, mhlawumbi iBRT ikwazile ukuthomalalisa amaxabiso? Owu, nceda, khangela!”
USasha wathatha i-cognac, wahlutha isangweji ye-caviar, wayihlafuna kancinane kwaye, eqengqele amehlo ngovuyo ngenxa yokuba wayengenalo ilungu, waphendula wathi: "Sele ndijongile, akukho zifayile ... ”.
(Umhloli-zimpazamo wam omangalisayo wabuza ukuba kwenzeke ntoni na kwi-switcher engekho mgangathweni. Owu, ikamva lakhe lalibi kakhulu: wagwetywa iveki yomsebenzi kumgca wokuqala wenkxaso yeziko leefowuni, engavumelekanga ukuba afunge. Brrr!)
Mgibisele ilitye ongenasono
Ngokusekwe kula mabali, umntu unokufumana ingcamango yokuba mna okanye abanye abantu ababesemsebenzini babe noxanduva. Akukho nto ilolu hlobo, balunya, kodwa ngandlela-thile ngaphandle kwe-epic enomdla kunye nemiphumo. Lo msebenzi wawuthathwa njengofanelekile kubafundi bezolo ngaphandle kwengqondo kunye namava, akukho nto inokuyithatha kumqeshwa onjalo, baya kumkhupha ukuze bamdibanise - ngoko akuyonyani ukuba uya kuba nengqondo. Kodwa ukutyhola iimpazamo zabo emsebenzini yayiluqeqesho lweenjineli ezahlukeneyo kwezemidlalo: baphoswe luphawu, abaluqondanga, abazange babazise kwangethuba, ngoko bohlwaye. "Igosa lomsebenzi" lalibuchwepheshile ngokugqibeleleyo ubugcisa bokwenza izizathu; yayingasoloko iphumelela, kodwa wonke umntu wayeyiqonda yonke into. Ke ngoko, yabhabha - kodwa, njengomthetho, ngaphandle kwemiphumo emibi.
Sihlela enye "ukusilela" kutshintsho lweshifti.
Kwiminyaka eliqela ndisebenza apho, ndikhumbula amatyala amathathu xa umntu othile wagxothwayo kweli sebe.
Ngenye imini injineli esebenza ebusuku yagqiba ekubeni isele utywala, kwaza kwangena umlawuli wezobugcisa kwigumbi lomsebenzi wangena. Ngamanye amaxesha wayengena ngolu hlobo aze avele athi molo (kufana nokuba waqala kunye namagosa omsebenzi). Ndatshisa umfana ngetoti yebhiya, ndacofa iphone, ndagxotha. Khange siphinde sisele utywala ebusuku.
Ngelinye ixesha, umqhubi webhodi yokutshintsha emsebenzini waphoswa yingozi embi kakhulu. Andisazikhumbuli iinkcukacha kwakhona.
Kwaye okwesithathu - ekupheleni komsebenzi wam apho. Iimeko zokusebenza zaba mbi kakhulu, kwabakho ukuguquguquka okungalawulekiyo kunye nexesha elongezelelweyo eloyikekayo. Maxa wambi abantu babesebenza iiyure ezingama-12, emva koko baye kulala iiyure ezili-XNUMX baze baphinde benze umsebenzi wemihla ngemihla. Mna ngokwam ndasebenza ngolu hlobo nje ukuba impilo yam ivumelekile kwaye ihlawulwe; ke okunene bayeka ukuhlawulela ixesha elongezelelekileyo (ngokomgangatho bathembisa imbuyekezo kunye nexesha lokuphumla xa kunokwenzeka - kodwa wonke umntu waqonda ukuba akukho mntu uya kuze ahambe uhambo), kwaye banyanzelwa ukuba baphume emsebenzini phantse nezisongelo. Enye injineli yayingakwazi ukumelana ne-cuckoo, yavuka kwindawo yakhe yokusebenza phakathi kweshifti yayo yaya ekhaya ngonaphakade, endleleni yajonga kwiofisi yentloko yenkonzo kwaye yamthumelela iileta ezintathu. Ndikhumbula i-imeyile apho le njineli yayibizwa ngokuba yi-fascist kunye nomngcatshi emva kwenyani, kumgca ngamnye kwafundwa indlela abasemagunyeni batshiswa ngayo ngesenzo esinjalo.
Ngokuphathelele iingcamango zam zobuqu, esinye isiganeko sathi thsuphe engqondweni yam ngenxa yokungaqheleki kwaso. Kwakhona, umsebenzi wasebusuku, yonke into izolile, akukho nto yenzekayo. Kwinguqu yokutshintsha sijonga ukubeka iliso: oops, ukusetyenzwa kwedatha ukusuka kwiiswitshi zawa phantsi ebusuku, kuhle ukuba ukukhanya okubomvu kukhanya ixesha elide. Ndajonga lo mqondiso ubusuku bonke kwaye andizange ndiwubone okanye into. Ngaphandle kwento yokuba le yenye yezona zinto zicacileyo nezibonakalayo zokubeka iliso, andikasiqondi isizathu sokuba ndingayiboni.
Kwakungekho zizathu zinokwenziwa apha, ijoyinti yayimsulwa kwaye ikhulu leepesenti, ingozi yodidi lwesihlanu kunye nokugxothwa. Emva kweeyure ezilishumi elinesibini zomsebenzi wobusuku kwade kwasemini, bandihlukumeza baza bandinyanzela ukuba ndibhale amanqaku engcaciso. Ekubeni kwakungekho mntu wayenokuyikholelwa inyaniso, kwafuneka ndize nenye indawana yokuba, ngenxa yokwenzakala, ndasebenzisa kakhulu isithomalalisi sentlungu ndabiwa bubuthongo. Intloko yenkonzo yandikhwaza e-ofisini yayo, ngokubanzi, yonke into yayijonge ekugxothweni – kodwa oko kwaphumela ekukhalinyweni nasekuvinjweni kweebhonasi. Ngelo xesha, uMega wayengaziboni iibhonasi kangangeminyaka eliqela, ngoko andizange ndifumane monakalo.
Ukukhumbula isiqendu kunye nokufika komlawuli wezobugcisa: ngobunye ubusuku enye i-redneck igxininise kwigumbi lomsebenzi kwaye yaqala ukukhwaza ukuba sihleli singatshixwanga (igumbi lomsebenzi akufanele litshixiwe ngokomgaqo), ukuba sasiyinyamakazi apha, kwaye oko kusasa wayelindele kuthi sonke amanqaku achazayo ngazo zonke iimpazamo zethu. Lo mbala ubomvu wayeyintloko yenkonzo yezokhuseleko, kwaye WASUKUMA. Emva kokukhwaza, umphathi wokhuseleko wabalekela ebumnyameni, yaye kusasa sabuza umphathi wethu, “Simele senze ntoni?” “Mkrubeni,” waphendula, saza saphela eso siganeko.
Ndaliqhekeza njani isebe
Ngaloo mihla, i-bashorg (eyayiyi-bash.org.ru, kwaye kungekhona into ekhoyo ngoku) yayingumthombo wenkolo. Iingcaphuno zavela apho phantse isibini ngenyanga, kwaye ube EYAKHO! ISICATSHULWA!!! EMHLABENI!!! kwakupholile, yithi, ukuba ne-domain yakho yenqanaba lesibini ngo-2000. Loo bashorg ngandlel 'ithile ngakumbi IT-anime, nangona funny ukuba wonke umntu.
Rhoqo ngentsasa yokusebenza kweyona njineli incinci (oko kukuthi, yam) yaqala ngokufunda i-bashorg - imizuzwana engamashumi amathathu yokuhleka phambi kweeyure ezilishumi elinesibini zokubandezeleka.
Omnye umntu endisebenza naye wakha wandibuza ukuba ndigigitheka ngantoni. Ndambonisa ntoni. Wathumela ikhonkco kwisebe.
Umsebenzi wama kangangeentsuku ezimbalwa: okwandothusayo kukuba, akukho namnye koogxa bam owayesazi nge-bash de kube ngaloo mzuzu. Kwahlekwa kwigumbi lomsebenzi: "Ah-haha-haha, patch KDE, ahaha-haha!" “Igogo-hamba-hamba, ntywilisela oonomyayi ngemekyuri, bgegegeg!” Usuku lokusebenza lwalahleka, kodwa kwelinye icala, ubomi babo bandiswa ngokuphawulekayo.
Ibhonasi kwabo bagqiba ukufunda
Khumbula, ngexesha leentshebe kwakukho ihlaya elidumileyo: "Ndibona ii-C ezimbini zokuqhuba eNorton, ndicinga - kutheni ndifuna ezimbini? Ewe, ndiyicimile enye!” Indikhumbuza kakhulu elinye lamabali endiwathandayo, elingabaliswa ndim, kodwa ndim. Kwaye ngalo lonke ixesha ihlekisa njengeyokuqala:
18+, kodwa awukwazi ukuwacima amagama engoma
Isicatshulwa
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