Ukusasaza iikati nge-DHCP
- Bopha intambo kwintshontsho lekati
- Qalisa ikati phakathi kwesihlwele
- Xa efunyenwe umniniyo, woyikhulula ngokwakhe itakane entanjeni.
Ukusasaza amantshontsho nge-HTTPS
- Ngaba ufuna ikati?
— Ngaba unawo umlibo kunye nesiqinisekiso sokugonya?
- Ewe, khangela. Phofu, ngaba incwadana yakho yokundwendwela iphelelwe lixesha?
- Hayi, nguMoldavian nje. Ngaba ngokwenene eli likati?
- Ke ngoku ntoni?
- Kutheni unoMalusi waseJamani kwinzala yakhe?
Ukusasaza iikati nge-TCP
- Mholo.
- Mholo.
— Ngaba ndingakubuza imibuzo embalwa?
— Unako, kodwa ungadluli ezimbini ngexesha.
- Uyalibona intshontsho lekati?
- Oku?
- Ewe.
- Ndiyabona.
- Ngaba ufuna ukuzithathela yona?
- Hayi. Nantsi eminye imibuzo?
- Hayi.
- Sala kakuhle.
- Sala kakuhle.
Ukusasaza iikati nge-UDP
- Nali ikati lakho!
(umthengisi ubeka ikati ezandleni zakhe aze abaleke).
Ukusasaza amantshontsho nge-ICMP
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Ukusasaza amantshontsho ngeBGP
- Ngaba awuyifuni ikati?
- Hayi. Ndincoma ukuba ndiyinike kwiimarike.
- Iphi?
-Ngqo phambili, thatha owesithathu ekhohlo, uze ubuze umntu. Okanye ngoku thatha ujikelo lwasekhohlo kunye nelesithathu ekunene, kodwa kukho irobhothi elide.
Ukusasazwa kweekati yi-DHT/PEX
- Bahlobo, nceda ubuze abahlobo bakho ukuba kukho nabani na kubo omaziyo umntu onabamelwane abafuna ikati!
Ukusasaza amantshontsho nge-SSH
- Darling, kubonakala ngathi ngexesha lekhefu umntu waqhekeza endlwini yethu!
- Yoyikeka! Ngaba kukho into engekhoyo?
- Ngokuchasene noko, wasinika ikati!
Ukusasaza iikati nge-CDN
- Makhulu, usahleli apho, uhambisa amantshontsho! Yongeza eyam nam.
- Akukho mbuzo, sithandwa sam, uneeruble ezilikhulu.
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