“Indlela yokulawula iinkcuba-buchopho. Mna, Nerds kunye neGeeks" (inguqulelo ye-e-book yasimahla)

Molweni, bahlali baseKhabro! Sagqiba kwelokuba kwakungekuko ukuthengisa iincwadi kuphela, kodwa nokwabelana nabo. Uphononongo lweencwadi ngokwazo lwalunjalo apha. Kwiposti ngokwayo kukho isicatshulwa kwi "Attention Deficit Disorder in Geeks" kunye nencwadi ngokwayo.

Ingcamango ephambili yencwadi "Isixhobo saseMzantsi" ilula kakhulu kwaye iyamangalisa kakhulu. Kwakuya kwenzeka ntoni ukuba uMzantsi wawuxhotyiswe ngeqela lonke lee-AK-47 ngexesha leMfazwe yamakhaya yaseMntla-Mzantsi? Ukuba siqulunqa umxholo wencwadi yonke ngokufutshane, baya kuba bephumelele. Kwaye kulula! Umbhali - uHarry Turtledove - wagqiba ekubeni angasebenzisi ixesha lokuhamba kunye nezinye izimuncumuncu ezizithandayo zenzululwazi; ubhala nje ngolu hlobo: “Khawuleza! UMzantsi uphumelele! MALUNGA! Yaye baya kwenza ntoni ngoku ngabo bonke obu bukhoboka?

Ndiqinisekile ukuba abantu abanomdla kwiMfazwe yombango baya kuyonwabela le ncwadi, kodwa ayilunganga kwaphela kwabo, njengam, abanengxaki yeGeek Attention Deficit Disorder. Ngelixa ndifunda, olu phawu lwam lungenabungozi lwazibonakalisa ngokupheleleyo ngalo lonke ixesha kwacaca ukuba into eza kulandela yayiyinkcazo eneenkcukacha yendlela yokuphila okanye imigaqo yokuziphatha yaloo maxesha kwenye imeko yeMfazwe yamakhaya ... Kwaye ngoku sele ndibiwa bubuthongo... ZzZzZzzZZZzz.

Ngokubanzi, “Izixhobo zaseMazantsi” yinto eyonwabisayo yokufunda, kodwa ndiye ndazifumana ndijonge phambili ngokuphindaphindiweyo: “Kulungile, yonke into icacile. Siza kuhlala ixesha elingakanani esi sahluko?” Njengoko ndandisondela ekupheleni kwencwadi, kwacaca ukuba abahambi bexesha elizayo babengayi kubonakala baze badibanise iNorth kunye ne-South ngoncedo lwegajethi yekamva elimangalisayo. Eh...bendidanile. Ewe. Ngqo! Ngokuqinisekileyo, ndivuyiswa kukuba uMongameli uLee wafunda isifundo sakhe waza waqala ukuphelisa ubukhoboka ngokwakhe, kodwa ... ziphi ii-lasers? Ndiyakucela...

Hey bantu! Ndiliqili! Ndidinga iyelenqe elikhawulezayo, elicaciswe ngamafutshane, amabinzana acacileyo nanamandla. Ndinike iCopeland, ndinike uCalvin noHobbes, ndinike uAsimov, ndinike abaLindi. Ndifuna amabali anje kuba ndihlupheka kakhulu kwi-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder.

Ukuba awukayivali le ncwadi okwangoku, nawe unengxaki yeGeek Attention Deficit Disorder okanye enye ingxaki yengqondo efanayo. Masiyijonge!

Okwangoku, beka phantsi incwadi yakho, sukuma uye kwidesika yakho. Zingaphi izinto ezahlukeneyo ozenzileyo ngexesha lokugqibela ulapha? Ngokomntu, ndandinomyalezo we-Slack ovulekileyo, ndiphulaphule umculo ovela kuSpotify, emva koko ndangena kwiifayile ezininzi ezabelwana ngazo kumaqela ahlukeneyo, ndibe ne-Chrome evulekileyo kunye neethebhu ezintathu, apho ndibukele ukurhweba kwi-E * TRADE, ndimise iseva ye-WordPress. kwaye ufunde ngeengqokelela zeefilim zeebhokisi zeebhokisi zeefilim. Yaye akuphelelanga apho! Ndine-iMessage kunye ne-Tweetbot evulekileyo, apho ulwazi malunga neecookies ezintsha kunye neziphumeleleyo eziphumeleleyo zazihamba ngolonwabo, kwaye ndineefestile ezimbini ezivulekileyo apho ndabhala khona iingcinga ngokudityaniswa kwamva nje ngohlobo loluhlu lwemisebenzi eyahlukeneyo. Ewe! Ndiza kuphinda ndisibhale esi sahluko kwakhona!

Bantu, oku asikokwenza izinto ezininzi. Le yimeko enzima yeNgqwalaselo yokusilela kweNgqwalasela. Ngokuqhelekileyo andikwazi ukusebenza ekhompyutheni de ndibe nemisebenzi emihlanu ubuncinane ngexesha elinye. Ukuba ubala malunga nezinto ezininzi ezahlukeneyo njengoko ndenzayo, ke mhlawumbi nawe uphethwe yile Syndrome. Le Syndrome ingaqhelekanga!

Ukuxilongwa "Geek"

Umama wayengowokuqala ukundixilonga nge-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder. Oku kwakusekupheleni kweminyaka yoo-90. Ngenye imini wandiphathela isidlo sangokuhlwa egumbini lam (ndiyigeek), apho ndachwetheza into kubahlobo bam ngolonwabo kwincoko yakudala kwi-IBM XT yam (ndiyi-super geek), ndimamele umculo (kusenokwenzeka ukuba nguMhlambi Ama-Seagulls, ndifana nenqanaba le-geek ++) kwaye ndabukela "Buyela kwikamva" kunye nesandi esicinyiweyo (i-giiiiick yangempela!). UMama wagqabaza ngoko kwakusenzeka ngolu hlobo: “Unokuyinikela njani ingqalelo yakho kwinto ethile xa konke oku kusenzeka kuwe ngaxeshanye?” Ndathi kuye, “Mama, andizukwazi ukunikela ingqalelo ngaphandle kwayo yonke le ngxolo indingqongileyo!”

Ubukho beGeek Attention Deficit Disorder ebomini bakho kunye nokuqina kwayo ngokuthe ngqo kuxhomekeke kwindlela onxibelelana ngayo ne-avalanche yolwazi oluza kuwe ngazo zonke iindlela zokuphelisa unxano lwakho olunamandla lwetekhnoloji entsha. Okunokwenzeka ukuba uneendlela ezintathu ongakhetha kuzo:

1. “Ukhutshiwe ngaphandle.” Awunayo iTV kwaye akunakwenzeka ukuba usifunde kwaphela esi sahluko.

2. Ufumana umxholo ngokumodareyitha. Xa ndikucela ukuba ubale ukuba zingaphi iifestile ozivulileyo kwidesktop yakho, unokuthi, “Enye. Umxhasi wam we-imeyile ukuba afunde i-inbox yam,” okanye uzibekele isikhumbuzi sokubala iifestile zakho emva kokufunda esi sahluko. Ngokunokwenzeka, unomcwangcisi onokufikelela ngesandla sakho ukusuka apho uhleli khona ngoku.

3. Ufumana umxholo “ofana nombhobho womlilo.” Ithebhu yesikhangeli, ithebhu yesithunywa, umculo imini yonke kunye neTWITTER TWITTER TWITTER. Geek ingqalelo intsilelo ukuphazamiseka! Ndiyavuya ukuhlangana nawe!

Ubukho beGeek Attention Deficit Disorder kubahlobo bakho kulula kakhulu ukujonga. Nalu uvavanyo olulula: Cela umhlobo wakho imvume yokuhlala kwikhompyuter yakhe kwaye uqalise ukususa ubumdaka obukwidesika yakhe. Hambisa i icon apha, yenza ubungakanani befestile apho. Ukuba umhlobo wakho ukubukele ngokuzolileyo ujikeleza kwidesktop yakhe, ngoko ke kusenokwenzeka ukuba akanayo iGeek Attention Deficit Disorder. Kodwa ukuba ngokuxhalabileyo uyonwaya intloko yakhe kwaye aqalise ukuba novalo xa uhambisa i icon 12 pixels ukuya ekunene, ke Geek Attention Deficit Disorder ngokucacileyo emsebenzini apha. Nokuba yeyiphi na indlela, gcina izandla zakho kwikhompyuter yakhe!

Ukutshintsha umxholo

Unokucinga ukuba ubuchule obuphambili emva kwe-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder yi-multitasking, kwaye yinyani. IiGeeks ezineSifo sokuNika iNgqwalaselo zii-multitaskers ezimangalisayo, kodwa esi ayisiso isakhono sazo sokuqala. Ikhono labo eliphambili kukukwazi ukutshintsha umxholo.

Umbono wokutshintsha umxholo sisitshixo sokuqonda iGeek Attention Deficit Disorder. Yingcamango elula kakhulu. Ukugxila kwinto ethile, kufuneka uchithe ixesha kunye namandla athile ukufumana ingqondo yakho kwisimo sengqondo esifanelekileyo. Cinga ngendlela oqhele ukufunda ngayo iNew York Times ngeMigqibelo kusasa. Unayo ikofu yakho, iipajama zakho ezimnandi, ibhedi yakho, kwaye ngoku ungena ngoko nangoko kwinto eyithethayo, nokuba yintoni na. Lo ngumxholo wakho.

Ngoku khawufane ucinge ukuba phakathi kwenqaku olifundayo, ndihlutha iphephandaba ezandleni zakho kwaye ndivule i-CNN, apho, ngokupheleleyo ngethuba, kukho ingxelo malunga nento efanayo oye wayifunda nje.

Intoni? Crap! Kwenzeke ntoni ngoku?

Ufumene utshintsho lomxholo. Yayingeyonto imbi kakhulu kuba umabonwakude wayebonisa ibali elifanayo nelo ufunda ngalo kwiphephandaba. Yayiyindlela eyahlukileyo - iintloko ezithetha ngomabonakude kunye nomgca weendaba okruqulayo ezantsi kwesikrini.

Sekunjalo, kuyacaphukisa, akunjalo? Ulibale ukuba kutheni ndihluthe iphephandaba ezandleni zakho. Ngoku ndithetha ngokutshintsha kwengqondo ukusuka kwinkqubo yokufunda ukuya kwinkqubo yokujonga. Olu tshintsho ludla ngokuthatha ixesha. Udinga ixesha lale nto, kodwa umndilili we-geek kunye ne-Attention Deficit Disorder iyakuqaphela nje ukutshintshela umxholo, kwaye kuphelele apho. Ngapha koko, kukho amathuba aphezulu ukuba kanye kulo mzuzwana wetyisa zonke iindaba zanamhlanje eziza kuye zivela kumajelo ahlukeneyo angaqhelekanga.

Umthwali we-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder uyahluka kwabanye abantu kuba ukutshintsha imeko yakhe kwenzeka kungakhange kuqatshelwe. Umsipha wengqondo wokutshintsha umxholo we-geek uphuhliswe kakuhle kakhulu kuba uchitha ubomi bakhe bonke etshintsha ingqalelo phakathi kwemijelo eyahlukeneyo yedatha, ezama ukukhupha intsingiselo kwingxolo yolwazi ukuze eve into ebalulekileyo kuye.

Nabani na angakwazi ukwenza izinto ezininzi. Kodwa abathwali beGeek Attention Deficit Disorder bayenza ngokumangalisayo. Bazixakekise kumzamo ongapheliyo wokufumana kunye nokwenza ulwazi ngesantya esiphezulu.

Ukwenza usetyenziso olusebenzayo lweGeek yokuNgqwalasela kwiSifo sengxaki

Ndibhala malunga ne-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder njengokungathi luphawu lwe-freaks yolwazi-obsessed ... eyiyo. Yiyiphi enye indlela onokujamelana ngayo kwihlabathi apho uziva ucinezelekile rhoqo kumajelo eendaba? Uba nobuchule bokulawula ukuhamba kolwazi. Apha ndineendaba ezimnandi ezingakumbi kuwe.

• Abantu abangachatshazelwa yi-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder bakholelwa ukuba abathwali bale syndrome abanako ukugxila ingqalelo yabo kuba (jonga nje thina!) Ingqwalasela yabo ihlakazekile. Nceda uyeke ukucofa kwizixhobo ezahlukeneyo! Uqala ukundiqaqanjelwa yintloko. Oku akuyonyani! Abathwali be-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder banekhono elimangalisayo lokugxila ingqalelo yabo kwizinto abazikhethileyo njengengqwalasela yabo. Nangona le ingeyiyo imeko yethu esisigxina neyendalo, kwaye (ewe!) ngamanye amaxesha kusithatha ixesha elide kunabanye abantu ukuba singene kwiZowuni (ulwazi oluninzi malunga noMmandla kwiSahluko 36), kodwa xa silapho, ... Wow! Wowu!
• I-Intanethi yenzelwe abo baneGeek Attention Deficit Disorder. Nokuba kukugqabhuka okumangalisayo kolwazi oluphuma kwiifidi zakho ezininzi zeendaba, okanye inani elikhulayo leapps ezifuna nje ukubamba intwana yexesha lakho, i-Intanethi iyayazi malunga nobukho beGeek Attention Deficit Disorder. Uyazi ukuba nayiphi na iwebhusayithi elungileyo kunye naluphi na usetyenziso olulungileyo lunokuthi lwenziwe ukuba lungaphenduli umbuzo othi, "Ngaba uyafuna ukwazi okuthile?" kodwa umbuzo othi, "Ndingathatha ixesha elingakanani ukuhoya?"
• I-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder ingaba nefuthe elihle kumsebenzi wakho. Ngaba ukhe wasebenza kwindawo yokuqala? Ngaba wakha wakhululwa isoftware? Zinjani iiveki zokugqibela ngaphambi kokuqaliswa kwemveliso? Sizibiza ngokuba "zii-fire drills" kuba wonke umntu ujikeleza ngathi uyaphambana kwaye esenza zonke iintlobo ze-shit engacinganga. Kwimeko efana nale, i-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder iba sisiphene esifanelekileyo kuba inciphisa amandla afunekayo ekutshintsheni umxholo.
• Ukuba isakhiwo osebenza kuso siyatsha, baleka ufumane umntu one-ADD emgangathweni wakho. Ayizukuxelela nje ukuba ziphi na iindlela zokuphuma zikaxakeka, iya kukunika iingcebiso eziluncedo malunga nendlela yokuphepha ukuphefumla umsi, kunye nokubonelela ngobutyebi bedatha malunga nokuba nokwenzeka kokusinda kwimililo kwizakhiwo eziphakamileyo. Kwenzeka njani ukuba le njineli yesoftware incinci ikwazi konke oku? Ngubani owaziyo ... Usenokuba wayifunda le Wikipedia kwiminyaka emibini edlulileyo. Okanye mhlawumbi omnye wabahlobo bakhe abasondeleyo baseNew York ngumcimi-mlilo. Ithini na le nto ngoku? Ingasindisa ubomi bakho okanye, ngakumbi, ikunike ubutyebi beenyani eziluncedo phambi kokuba nobabini niqhotse njenge chips.

Amacala angalunganga

Ndithetha nge-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder njengesiphako esihle esipinki. Nangona kunjalo, inamacala angalunganga.

Okokuqala, ukufumanisa indlela yakho yobuqu yokucubungula ihlabathi elikujikelezayo ngumsebenzi omningi, kwaye (uxolo!) Ngokuqinisekileyo uya kuphulukana nolwazi oluthile. Oku kuya kukucaphukisa, kodwa kwangaxeshanye kuya kukukhuthaza umzuzwana ngamnye ukuba ukhangele "into yakho elandelayo enkulu."

Okwesibini, uya kuhlala ubonakala njengomntu owaziyo konke kwabanye. Zama ukuba ungabi ngowazi konke. Enyanisweni, uninzi lwabantu alulwazi lonke olu lwazi lungenamsebenzi, zonke ezi ndaba zahlukeneyo, iziganeko zangoku, iinyani ezingaziwayo kunye neefomula zemathematika ezinzima. Kwaye aba bantu bonwabile ngaphandle kwabo. Kungenxa yokuba "uzele kumphezulu" ngolwazi olutsha kunye nolukhulu akuthethi ukuba wonke umntu ufuna ukuyiva.

Uya kuhlala uswele umonde xa usebenzisana nabo bakhethe indlela yokuphila eyahlukileyo - eyahlukileyo kwindlela yokuphila ye-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder carrier. Ngamathub’ athile uya kuzama ukwabelana nothile ngobulumko bakho obuyiqhezu, kodwa uwangawangisa isandla sakho emva kwemizuzu emine xa kucaca ukuba: “Ingcwele ngcwele! Abayiqondi nje!" Kukho inokwenzeka yokuba bayifumene yonke loo nto kwaye uphethwe sisifo esibangela ukuba ixesha lakho lokuhoya lilinganiswe kwii-microseconds.

Nokuba unengxaki yeGeek Attention Deficit Disorder okanye hayi, kufuneka uqonde into enye. Akayi kudlula! Isizukulwana esasungula iGeek Attention Deficit Disorder kwiminyaka yee-80 kunye nee-90 sele sithatyathelw’ indawo sisizukulwana esingazange sazi ihlabathi elingenaso, yaye siya kucatshukiswa yinto eyahlukileyo ngokupheleleyo.

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