Molo, ndinguKatya, andikaphangeli unyaka ngoku.

Ndasebenza kakhulu ndaza ndatsha. Ndawuyeka andakhangela msebenzi omtsha. Ubunzima bezemali bandibonelela ngekhefu elingenammiselo. Ndaba nexesha elimnandi, kodwa ndalahlekelwa nolwazi lwam kwaye ndakhula ngokwasengqondweni. Ubuphi ubomi ngaphandle komsebenzi, kwaye yintoni ongafanele ulindele kuyo, funda phantsi kokusikwa.

Ukhululekile kumaxhala

Usuku lokugqibela lokusebenza. Ndiye ndalala ndingabekanga alarm. Ewe sana!

Ndivuka ngentsimbi yokuqala emva kwemini. Ndabiwa bubuthongo, elinjani lona iphupha elibi! Ndithathe izitshixo ndileqe kuloliwe ohamba ngaphantsi komhlaba. “Akuvumelekanga ukufota neevidiyo kwiholo. Cima iiselfowuni ngexesha leseshini. Konwabele ukubukela". Phew, ndiyenzile. Kwincoko yomsebenzi baqokelela isidlo sasemini. Eh, madoda, amahlwempu ndidiniwe, amahashe asebenzayo. Ndicima ifowuni.

Ulonwabo olupheleleyo, amacebo amabhongo, uludwe olungapheliyo “lwendawo omawuye kuyo,” “omele ukubone,” “ukufunda ntoni.” Ekugqibeleni, kukho ixesha layo yonke iminqweno yakho. Ndilala de kube yisidlo sasemini, umfula uyasebenza ungayeki, ndonwabile ndingayeki. Kuhle kakhulu ukuba yinyani.

Ukulindela kunye nenyani

Iincwadi zifundiwe, imidlalo igqityiwe, amanqaku afundiwe, yonke imivalo ifundwe, iingcamango ziphelile, intshiseko iphelile. Ubuvila, isizungu, ubomi bemihla ngemihla kunye nokungavisisani ngokupheleleyo. Ndayeka kakhulu ngenxa yomsebenzi, kodwa akukho nto yokwenza. Ndinezihlobo ezininzi, ndikhululekile nangayiphi na imini, kodwa akukho mntu wokuphuma naye. Ndiyakwazi ukubhala amanqaku, ukufunda, ukuhamba, kodwa ndihlala ekhaya ndibukele uchungechunge lweTV. Into ayihamba kakuhle? Ndone phi?

Akukho msebenzi, akukho ngxaki

Ulindelo. Azisekho iintsuku ezibekiweyo, ucwangciso, ulungiso olushushu kunye novavanyo olungaphumeleliyo.

Inyani. Ndiziva ndingento yanto. Akukho mntu udinga ulwazi namava am. Andiphuculi nto kwaye andidali nto. Kwiingxoxo zomsebenzi, ubomi buhamba ngokupheleleyo, isiphelo seenkonzo zonke sigqitywa, abafana baya kwiinkomfa, baya kwibhari ngoLwesihlanu. Kwaye andiyi ndawo ngaphezu kwePyaterochka. Njengebhonasi ndifumana uloyiko lokushiywa ngaphandle kwemali. Ewe ewe, kwaye akusekho i-canteen: ukuba ufuna ukutya, funda ukupheka.

Kuya kubakho ixesha lokukhwela

Ulindelo. Ndiza kwenza izinto ezininzi, ndiya kukwazi ukwenza yonke into.

Inyani. Ukunqongophala kwamaxesha amisiweyo kukunyanzela ukuba unikele ixesha elininzi kwimisebenzi kunelifunekayo. Ulwabiwo olungasebenziyo lwezibonelelo luyadandathekisa. Andikakwazi ukwenza nto. Lonke ixesha lam lokukhulula lihla: isiqingatha sexesha sichithwa yimisebenzi yasekhaya, isiqingatha sexesha sisonqena nje. Umsebenzi wempangelo wathabatha indawo yesiqhelo ekhaya. Ukucoca, ukupheka, ukukhangela izaphulelo kwivenkile, uhambo oluya e-Ikea, ukucoca, ukupheka. Kutheni ndisenza obu bubi? Ndichitha ixesha kuyo kuphela kuba ndinayo. Andilali kakuhle: Ndichitha amandla amancinci kwaye ndinobunzima bokulala, okanye ndizulazula ebusuku kwaye ndingalali. Ukungabikho kolawulo kuyandikhathaza. Ndiyatya ebusuku kwaye ndityeba ngokugqithisileyo. Andazi ukuba ngoluphi usuku namhlanje. Andikhumbuli ukuba ndenze ntoni izolo. Ndithethelela yonke imini engenamsebenzi ngesicatshulwa esivela kuBoJack:

“Indalo iphela inenkohlakalo nengakhathaliyo. Undoqo kulonwabo asikokufuna intsingiselo. Kukwenza nje izinto ezincinci ezingenamsebenzi de ekugqibeleni ufe. "

Ndizobona abahlobo bam, ndizakuba nabo ndibathandayo

Ulindelo. Ndiza kuhlala nabahlobo imini yonke kwaye ndichithe ixesha elininzi nosapho lwam.

Inyani. USonya ukhululekile ngoLwesithathu, uKatya ukhululekile ngeempelaveki kuphela, kwaye u-Andrey akazi kwangaphambi koko. Ngenxa yoko, sidibana kanye ngenyanga kangangesiqingatha seyure. Kunzima ngakumbi nabathandekayo. Wonke umntu entsatsheni uyaphangela yaye uyadinwa, kodwa mna kuphela ndinexesha elininzi lezinto zobuqu. Kwaye nokuba ndithumela izihlobo zam kwiholide efanayo engapheliyo, liliphi ithuba abanokuthi bakhethe ukuhamba nam ukuya ebhayi okanye kwikonsathi kunokuba baxinge kwixesha elitsha leMidlalo yeetrone? Ndandikwazi ukutyelela usapho nezihlobo kwidolophu yasekhaya, kodwa ixesha elininzi ndandibalinda nje ukuba bagoduke emsebenzini. Ndingaya kusela nangayiphi na imini, kodwa ndisajonge impelaveki kuba yimpela veki kuphela apho ndingazenza nabahlobo bam.

Ndiza kuyenza yonke into ebendiyibekele bucala

Ulindelo. Ndiya elwandle, ndifunde isiNgesi, ndifunde ukupenda kwioli, ndiqale ukuya echibini, ndinakekele impilo yam, ndifunde zonke ezo ncwadi.

Inyani. Andiyi elwandle-umbono waphulukana nokubaluleka xa ingqondo yam yayiqhotyiswe bubushushu behlobo. Andisifundi isiNgesi kuba akukho mfuneko yokuphucula umgangatho wam. Nangona iincwadi zokuqala ezisi-7 zikaHarry Potter zaba negalelo. Andipeyinti ngamafutha okanye ndiye echibini - ayisiyiyo le nto ndifuna ukuchitha ixesha lam kuyo. Ukuya koogqirha kwajika kwaba yimfuno engapheliyo enoxilongo olungenantsingiselo. Ndafumanisa ukuba izinto ndandingazibeki phantsi ngenxa yomsebenzi, zazingenamdla okanye zingabalulekanga. Kwafumaniseka ukuba ndinezinto ezimbalwa zokuzonwabisa ngaphandle komsebenzi, kwaye akuyomfuneko ukuba ndichithe usuku okanye inyanga eyahlukileyo kuzo. Kwanele ukuyeka ukusebenza iiyure ezili-12 kwaye uchithe iintsuku zakho zokusebenza ngencwadi enhle okanye uhambo oluya kwi-cinema, ngaphandle kokuzama ukukrazula zonke izinto ezivuyisayo zobomi kwimini yakho exabisekileyo. Nayiphi na iholide iyonwaba ngakumbi xa ifanelekile, kanye njengokuba ukutya kunencasa ngakumbi xa ulambile. Kwaye emva komlo kunye nomphathi malunga nokwabiwa kwezixhobo zokubuyisela kwakhona, kuluchulumanco olukhethekileyo ukuza ekhaya, ungene kumdlalo kwaye usasaze bonke abaphathi.

Ndiza kuphucula izakhono zam kwaye ndifunde izinto ezintsha

Ulindelo. Ndiza kufunda ulwimi olutsha, ndigqibezele iiprojekthi zesilwanyana sasekhaya, kwaye ndiqalise ukunikela kumthombo ovulekileyo.

Inyani. Ukucwangcisa? Loluphi uhlobo lwenkqubo? Owu, “Wubulale umjikelo” uyakhululwa! Thenga, khuphela, dlala, ungadikwa.

Kwiinyanga ezintandathu zokuqala, ingcinga yokucwangcisa yayibuhlungu. Oku kubizwa ngokuba kukudinwa. Emsebenzini, ndathatha imisebenzi emininzi yesiqhelo kwaye ndaphulukana nethuba kunye nomnqweno wokuntywila nzulu kwingqikelelo esemva kwe-hood, ukusebenza kuyilo, kunye nokwenza uphando. Ndayeka ukucwangcisa iiunicorns, ndaqalisa ukucwangcisa amahashe aphakathi, kwaye ndakhawuleza ndadinwa yiyo. Ndandingekho krelekrele ngokwaneleyo ukuba ndingatshintshela kweminye imisebenzi okanye ndiyeke ukuhlala eofisini kangangeeyure ezili-12, yaye ngokuthe ngcembe ndaphoxeka ngoko ndandikwenza. Ndayeka, kodwa ingcinga yokuba inkqubo iyadika yahlala entlokweni yam ezinye iinyanga ezintandathu. 

Emva kwezinye iinyanga ezimbalwa, andizange ndiphinde ndiphakamise impumlo yam, kodwa andizange ndibonise mdla ungako. Emsebenzini, sixoxa ngetekhnoloji, sabelana ngezimvo, kwaye siyakhuthazana. Emva kokuba ndinqunyulwe kuluntu, ndawa ngaphandle komxholo kwaye ndalahlekelwa ngumdla kwinto eyenzekayo kwi-IT. Kodwa umhlobo osenyongweni wakubonisa oko. Waphumelela kwinqanaba lokufaneleka kwiSikolo sama-21 waza waya eMoscow ukuba abe ngumdwelisi wenkqubo. Kwafuneka ndiqhubeke. Ekuqaleni ndacebisa iincwadi kunye namanqaku kuye, emva koko ndaphinda ndazifunda ezi ncwadi kunye namanqaku ngokwam. Wabuya umdla, kwafuneka ndiqalise. Umnqweno wokuphuhlisa nokususa iintaba ubuyile. Umnqweno wokusebenza ubuyile. Ndabona ukuba kunomdla ngakumbi ukufunda phakathi kwabantu abanengqondo efanayo: kunye nabo unokuxoxa ngezinto eziphathekayo kwaye uziqonde ngokunzulu, baya kukunika iingcamango kwaye abayi kukuvumela ukuba unikezele. Kwaye oogxa bam bayidlale kakuhle kakhulu le ndima. Bekumnandi ukusebenza nani bafana!

Bekufanelekile

Akukho nto yokuzisola. Ndafunda iincwadi ezintathu, ndafudukela eMoscow, ndalala iminyaka eyi-10 kwangaphambili kwaye ndafunda izinto ezininzi ezintsha ngam. Andingomhambi eYurophu, andingosomashishini, andilovolontiya, andinabantwana kwaye andinazo izinto zokuzonwabisa ezindenza ndifune ukuhamba kwangoko emsebenzini. Kwaye endaweni yokukhangela imithombo emitsha yokuziqonda, ndazinikela emsebenzini. Ndandiphilela umsebenzi. Zonke iitshomi zam nazo zonke izenzo bezikhona. Ndasiqonda isizathu sokuba ndingayiqondi ibhalansi yobomi bomsebenzi. Ubomi bam babusekelwe kumsebenzi. Umsebenzi ujike waba bubomi. Ndasebenza iiyure ezili-12, kungekhona ngenxa yokuba ndandidlamkile, kodwa ngenxa yokuba ezinye iiyure ezi-4 zomsebenzi zazindikhokelela kusukelo oluthile, yaye kwa ezo yure zi-4 ngaphandle kweofisi azizange zindikhokele. Ayizange indikhathaze into yokuba ngaphandle kwenqwaba yeencwadi, akukho nto inditsalela ekhaya. Into eyayibonakala ibalulekile yayingenamdla, yaye yonke into ebangela umdla yayibonakala ingabalulekanga. Ndandicinga ukuba ndifuna ukuhamba, kodwa andizange ndibeke iliso kwi-Aviasales. Ndandicinga ukuba ndifuna ukufunda isiNgesi, kodwa andizange ndithenge incwadi yokufunda. Ndandifuna ukudlala i-Skyrim kunye nombala we-anti-stress coloring books, kodwa xa ixesha elibekiweyo liphelile (kwaye lihlala livutha), ngubani ofuna iincwadi zemibala, ayibalulekanga, ngoko ke banal. Kwaye ndatshisa phambi kokuba kuphele umhla obekiweyo, kuba iincwadi zemibala “zazichasene noxinzelelo.”

Ukuba awuhambanga eholideyini ixesha elingaphezu konyakaUnokuba ngumntu ophumeleleyo kunye nolonwabo, okanye le yintsimbi ye-alarm. Ndikhuthazwa ngabantu abanokusebenza ngaphandle kweholide. Bayazi indlela yokuphumla okusemgangathweni kwiintsuku ezingama-2-3 ngexesha leeholide: ukuhamba ngeenxa zonke kumazwe amaninzi okanye ukuya kumthendeleko, ukuzakhela ikhompyutha okanye ukuya kuloba eSiberia. Bakwaqhekeza iintsuku zabo zokusebenza ngeenkomfa kwaye baququzelele iintlanganiso zesebe. Abayi ekhefini ukubaleka isiqhelo kunye nabaphathi abayingozi. Ukuba wena, njengam, awunguye omnye waba bantu, kungcono ukuya eholideyini. Iholide kulawulo lokuxinana. Akufanele ugcine iintsuku ngenxa yentlawulo emva kokuhamba - yinto entle, kodwa ibenye. Musa ukukhawuleza ukugxeka umphathi okhohlakeleyo ongazange akuvumele ukuba ungene - khangela ukulungelelaniswa, lumkisa kwangaphambili. Relax ekhaya ukuba awukalucwangcisi uhambo lwakho okwangoku. Khetha ixesha elifanelekileyo, ukuba awufuni ukulahlekelwa yimali eninzi. Ungawajongeli phantsi amandla eholide enika ubomi. Ukuba usakhetha ukusebenza nzima ngaphandle kwelungelo lokuphumla, ndiyathemba ukuba unenjongo efanelekileyo. “Chaza iindlela zakho zokuphumelela. Kungenjalo ulikhoboka nje lomsebenzi." ("Ishishini njengomdlalo. I-Rake yeshishini laseRashiya kunye nezigqibo ezingalindelekanga")
Ukusebenza nzima kuya kufuna ukuphumla kakhulu. Yenza into oyithandayo ngoku. Akukho xesha? Soze kubekho ixesha, nkqu nasemhlalaphantsi. Umgangatho wokuphumla ubaluleke ngaphezu kobuninzi bayo. Ungenanto yokwenza? Zama izinto ezintsha, wandise i-horizons yakho, khangela abantu abanomdla kwaye mhlawumbi uya kubelana ngezinto abazithandayo.

Zikhathalele.

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