Imfazwe yindlela yokukhohlisa. "Ubugcisa beMfazwe" nguSun Tzu.
Ngenye imini umhlobo wam wandifowunela endicela ukuba ndincede ndiphumelele ukhuphiswano. Waqhubeka esilwela indawo yokuqala kukhuphiswano loonobuhle, kodwa ayizange iphumelele. Umntu okhuphisana naye wayesoloko engaphambili.
Imiqathango yokhuphiswano yayimi ngolu hlobo lulandelayo: kufuneka ulayishe ifoto yakho kwi-albhamu yeqela kwaye ucele abahlobo bakho ukuba baphawule kule foto ngokulandelelana kokujikeleza, ukongeza amanani, umzekelo: 1, 2, 3, njl. Umntu okhuphisana naye wayesoloko ephambi kwakhe. Kwangelo xesha, ifoto yomntu okhuphisana nayo yayiyoyikeka kwaye yathathwa kwifowuni yangaphambi konogumbe. Kukhuphiswano wadlala mdaka, ukutsiba ngokulula amanani aliqela kwaye ngokubanzi waziphatha ngendlela evuselela inkanuko. Kwaye waba nabahlobo abambalwa ngokuphindwe kathathu. Waphumelela njani? Ubukrelekrele emntwini wetshomi yam bufumanise ukuba unosisi kwaye ujola neAvon cosmetics unetshomi ezingapha kwewaka. Ngoko umhlobo wam walwa nomkhosi wonke.
Ndavuma ukunceda, nangona ndandingazi ukuba ndingenza njani. Into yokuqala awayenzayo kukumxelela ukuba ayeke ukukhuphisana, kuba yayiyinto engenamsebenzi. Kububudenge ukulwa ngentloko ukuba imikhosi ayilingani. Ngelo xesha wayekwinombolo yesibini. Wathi makaphumle aphumle okwangoku. Uye wahamba waya kucinga. Umbono wokuqala wawulula kwaye unqabile, thenga amawaka ambalwa eakhawunti eshiyekileyo ngobuninzi kwi-Intanethi kwaye uzisebenzise ukoyisa utshaba. Ukukhangela ngokukhawuleza kwi-Intanethi kunye nokucofa kwi-ICQ akunikanga ziphumo. Kwavela ukuba iVKontakte yazisa ukubhaliswa ngenombolo yefowuni kwaye ngoku akukho lula ukufumana i-akhawunti.
Ewe, masiqhubele phambili kwisicwangciso B. Ukuba asikwazi ukuphumelela ngokunyanzeliswa, siyakuyithatha ngobuqili. Ndibaleke ndatyhutyha iivenkile ndafumana ezona SIM cards zinexabiso eliphantsi, zajika zayiMegafon SIM card. Kuphela 60 rub. Kwaye yonke imali ikwi-akhawunti, edibanisa. Umphathi wabuza ngokukhawuleza intombazana: ndingathatha iiSIM khadi ezininzi ngexesha elinye? Phendula: kunjalo! I-odolo ye-20pcs. Ayizange yothuke nentombazana leyo. Ngenxa yokufuna ukwazi, ndabuza: i.e. Ngaba kulungile ukuba ndithathe iiSIM khadi ezininzi? Kodwa intombazana yaphendula yathi yonke into ilungile, iyenzeka, ithi bavela kwidolophana kwaye bathathe zonke izalamane ngaxeshanye. Kulungile, Kulungile. Eyona nto yayinzima kum, uchwephesha wekhompyutha, yayikukutyikitya izivumelwano zazo zonke ezi SIM khadi, ziphindwe kabini. Amaphepha, brrr!..
Ndifike endlini ndaregister iVontakte accounts ezi sim cards. Bendixakekile imini yonke. Akukho matshini ozenzekelayo wobungakanani obunjalo akukho ngqiqweni. Ukutshintsha ngokukhawuleza iiSIM khadi, ndasebenzisa imodem, kulula ukuyitshintsha apho. Ngokuhlwa yonke into yayisele ilungile. Iqela lam elikhulu lamajoni angama-20 e-zombies. Wonke umntu waqeqeshwa, waqeqeshwa kwaye walinda iqela labo ekulaleleni (bongezwa kwiqela kwaye balinda emaphikweni). Isicwangciso sasilula. Umhlobo kwakhona uqala ukukhuphisana nomntu okhuphisana naye, ezama ukuhambisana naye kwaye kwimizuzu yokugqibela, xa kuncinci kakhulu ngaphambi kokuphela kokhuphiswano, ngokukhawuleza uvote kunye nabalweli bam be-zombies kwaye uhlwithe uloyiso kumgca wokugqibela. Kodwa icebo lam lalingamiselwanga ukuba libe yinyaniso.
Malunga neyure ngaphambi kokuphela kokhuphiswano, saqalisa ukudlala. Umhlobo wakhe wangcungcuthekisa abahlobo bakhe wabacela ukuba bazibandakanye neqela baze babhale inombolo yabo. Ndandikwenye ikhompyutha, ndilinde ixesha lam. Sakhawuleza sadibana nomntu okhuphisana naye. Ngelo xesha sasisemva kwakhe iivoti ezingama-30. Kodwa okumangalisayo kukuba, akazange asabele nangayiphi na indlela kumsebenzi wethu. Ngaphezu koko, kwavela ukuba kwakungekho nakwi-intanethi. Wayezithembile uloyiso lwakhe kangangokuba akazange azikhathaze ngokubonakala ekupheleni kokhuphiswano! Ekupheleni kweyure, umhlobo wam wayesele eqokelele inani leevoti ezifunekayo kwaye wade wadlula phambi kwakhe. Kodwa songeza zombies zam kunjalo. Iqela lam le-super-duper elite, ebekufanele ukuba libangele isiphithiphithi kunye noloyiko kuluhlu lotshaba, lajika laba sisigebenga nje esixhela amajoni aleleyo phantsi kobumnyama.
Kwiintsuku ezimbalwa kamva, uloyiso kukhuphiswano lwaqinisekiswa. Ndaweni ithile kwiicomments babhale ngazo zombies zam ukuba beziyifake. Ewe, kwakungekho ngqiqweni ukuthatha iifoto zokuqala ezivela kukhangelo. Kodwa abaphumeleleyo abagwetywa, akunjalo?
Ngendlela, umntu okhuphisana naye wathumela umyalezo ovuyisayo eludongeni ukuba wathatha indawo yesibini kukhuphiswano. Ukoyiswa kwamkelwe ngesidima. Kuyancomeka oko.
Kulungile, ndingubani? Ndiye ndaya e salon esemthethweni nda blocker zonke ii sim card, ndakhupha imali kuzo kwi number yam. Kwaye iingcuka zondliwa kwaye izimvu zikhuselekile kwaye umalusi unenkumbulo engunaphakade.
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