Molo sithandwa. Ndineendaba ezimbi. Ngelishwa, ndaphinda ndagxothwa. Ndiyazi ukuba uya kufunga - uya kuthi ayindim ogxothiweyo, kodwa ukuba mna ndiyindoda ebuhlungu kwaye engenathemba, kodwa ngeli xesha ayikho ngam.
Lityala lam lonke . Konke kungenxa yakhe. Ngoku ndiza kukuxelela yonke into.
Inqaku lokuqala lesicwangciso olenzileyo lisebenze ngokugqibeleleyo. Xa ndathi ndivela eMoscow, akukho mntu wazikhathazayo ngokujonga ukubhaliswa kwam - bavuma. Kwaye kwasebenza.
Ewe, babuza imibuzo embalwa malunga neendawo zabo zokusebenza - babuza ukuba kutheni kungekho nkampani yaseMoscow apho, kodwa ndaphuma kuyo-ndathi mna, njengeyona nto isebenzayo, ndihlala ndithunyelwa ukugcina impahla. kwindawo esemaphandleni, apho ubuchule bam bungekho.
Ndibaxelele iinkcukacha zeeprojekthi kunye neziphumo eziphunyeziweyo - ke, ezo undivumele ukuba ndizicengceleze. Wakwazi nokuphendula imibuzo. Ngokubanzi, ndenze umbono wow.
Andizange ndiyeke ukumangaliswa kukuqonda kwakho - emva kwayo yonke loo nto, nguwe ondinike elona cebiso libalulekileyo ebomini bam bonke. Ngaba uyakhumbula kumsebenzi wam wokuqala, apho ndandisebenza khona iikhomputha ezintathu, imodem kunye nenkqubo yomphathi womxholo wewebhusayithi, ixesha elide bengafuni ukundiqesha ngokusemthethweni? Kwaye xa ekugqibeleni bevuma, uthe-bavumele babhale phantsi isihloko esithi "injineli yesoftware". Umgcini-mali akazange akhathale, wabhala njalo, kwaye ukususela ngoko ndihlala ndihlala, ngalo lonke ithuba, ndiqinisekisa ngesibindi ukuba ndingumdwelisi wenkqubo yangaphambili.
Oku kunesiphumo somlingo kubadwelisi benkqubo abakhoyo. Ukuqwalasela ukuba ndimdala kuninzi lwabo, lo mfanekiso ulandelayo ubonakala kwiingqondo zabo ezibuthathaka: abatsha, abanomdla, kwi-T-shirt engcolileyo, umphathi wethu uhleli kwikona yegumbi lomncedisi kwaye ubhuqa into eFoxPro, eDelphi. okanye ISISEKO. Ewe, ndicinga ukuba yiloo nto kanye abayicingayo.
Kwintlanganiso yokuqala yeqela, mna, njengoko bekulindelekile, ndathi eyona nto ibalulekileyo sisiphumo. Ndihlala ndisitsho njalo. Ewe, ndikhumbula ukuba wawusithi le yintetho engenantsingiselo, ehlanjiweyo, egugileyo engazange ichukumise nabani na kangangexesha elide, kodwa andinakucinga ngenye into endinokuyithetha. Andithethi ngezihloko zabo zeprogram, kuba ndiya kubanjwa kwigama lokuqala. Ke, ndibambe ukuba unako. Ewe, ndithetha ibullshit yokuphatha eqhelekileyo. Kodwa akukho nto yokufika emazantsi.
Wabaxelela, njengoko bekulindelekile, ngeengxaki zoshishino. Ndiyazi ukuba uya kumangaliswa leli gama - ndize nalo ngokwam. Wonke umntu uthi "imisebenzi yeshishini" okanye "imisebenzi yeshishini", kodwa andifuni ukufana nomntu wonke. Ndivumele ndibe nencasa yam. Wonke umphathi omkhulu kufuneka abe nencasa yakhe, isitayile esikhethekileyo, ubhalo olukhethekileyo. Inqaku lam elinamandla ziingxaki zeshishini.
Ewe, kukho enye inkcazo yeprosaic. Ndisebenze njengomphathi weprogram ixesha elide, kwaye ... Ewe, ewe, andisebenzi, kodwa ndizama ukusebenza. Ndisebenza okwethutyana. Ndizama ukufumana imali eyongezelelweyo. Awukwazi ukukhohliswa-andihlalanga naphi na ixesha elingaphezu kweenyanga ezintandathu. Kuphela izixeko ezihlala zitshintsha emsebenzini zindisindisa- azinaxesha lokundikhumbula.
Andazi ukuba uqhuba njani ngaphandle kwam - emva kwayo yonke loo nto, ndisekhaya izihlandlo ezimbalwa ngonyaka. Ngamanye amaxesha, ngokuqinisekileyo, iingcamango ezingaqhelekanga zingena ngaphakathi - zithi, nguye oye weza nesicwangciso ... Kwaye uyasixhasa ... Uhlala ngaphandle kwam konke ... Omncinci, ophumeleleyo, umphathi kuninzi. Inkampani ye-IT edumileyo eRashiya... Kodwa akakwazi nokundifumana umsebenzi njengegcisa... Undithumelela oko ezinye iilali... Ke, yiloo nto! Shoo, shoo, iingcinga zobubhanxa! Ndiyazi, sithandwa, ukuba uyandithanda kwaye undinqwenelela okuhle kuphela! Ngokuqinisekileyo ndiya kukwenza ube nebhongo ngam, kwaye siya kuba kunye kwakhona!
Uye waphazamiseka. Ke, kudala ndilawula abadwelisi benkqubo kwiifektri. Zonke iifektri zinemisebenzi yeshishini - zihlala zixoxwa kwiintlanganiso apho ndikhona. Ukuthenga izixhobo ezitsha, ukukhangela iinjineli zokuyila eziqeqeshiweyo, ukulungiswa kweendleko, ukungenisa endaweni, ukuphuhlisa iimveliso ezintsha, ukungena kwimarike yamazwe ngamazwe. Le yimisebenzi yeshishini eqondakalayo nakum. Kodwa akukho namnye kubo oya kuze abelwe kwisebe le-IT. Ubuninzi - baya kukubandakanya ekudibaniseni ikhompyutha kumatshini.
Isebe le-IT kwiplanti linomsebenzi omnye - ukugcina yonke into isebenza. Ukuba kukho into engasebenziyo, abadwelisi benkqubo bayagxothwa-nokuba ngabasebenzisi okanye ndim. Ukuba ayisebenzi ixesha elide, okanye i-jamb ichaphazela umsebenzi wesityalo, bayandikruqula. Kwaye andithandi ukungcungcuthekiswa, ngakumbi esidlangalaleni, kwintlanganiso yabaphathi. Le yeyona nto imbi kakhulu enokwenzeka. Ingakumbi xa bendinyanzela ukuba ndichaze izizathu zokusilela - ndiza kubaxelela ntoni? Ubuninzi "abenzi bobubi baya kufunyanwa kwaye bohlwaywe, siya kusebenza kwimilinganiselo yokuthintela oku, zininzi iinkcukacha zobugcisa ongaziqondi." Kwaye ukuba basangena kwiinkcukacha, nditsho ke ukuba umcimbi ukwi-dichotomous majorization ye-matrix.
Ke, umsebenzi weshishini ngomnye endinokuthi ndixhatshazwe ngawo. Yiyo loo nto ndixelela abadwelisi benkqubo ukusuka kusuku lokuqala ukuba iingxaki zeshishini zezona zibalulekileyo. Shiya yonke into kwaye uyenze. Vumela abanye basombulule iingxaki zoshishino; abanakuze basiphathise zona.
Unxibelelwano lokuqala nalo mdwelisi wenkqubo, yeha, aluzange luphumelele. Ndiye ndabuza ukuba yintoni ingxaki ayisombululayo-bendicinga ukuba uzovele andixelele, kodwa ndanqwala intloko. Hayi, laa bastard yavula ikhowudi yomthombo kwaye kwafuneka ndiyijonge. Ndabuza nge period - wangathi uthi iinyanga ezimbini. Ndehlise isantya kancinci, ndikhumbula indlela ocebise ngayo ukusebenza ngemihla ebekiweyo. Ndakhumbula indlela yokunciphisa isiqingatha - kakuhle, xa igama lihlulwe ngokunyabileyo kwisiqingatha, ndalisebenzisa.
Ekuqaleni ndiphantse ndasebenzisa indlela ye-Pi - kakuhle, xa igama liphindaphindwa ngenombolo 3.14. Ndiyabulela oothixo, ndakhumbula - le yindlela yabaphathi bakho xa unikwe umsebenzi. Kwaye kubaphantsi - isiqingatha sesahlulo. Kubonakala ngathi andizange ndiwaxube okokuqala.
Ngemini elandelayo kwafika umngeni wokwenyani weshishini - isebe lobalo-mali landikhwaza phambi komlawuli. Baye bathi siphoswa lixesha lokunika ingxelo kuba umcwangcisi akancedisi. Mna, ngobudenge, ndazama ukuphikisana nabo - bathi, kutheni undiphatha, yintoni ingxelo enokuthi ibe khona ngo-Agasti? Iqeshwa ngekota. Emva koko ndafunda ukuba kukho abahlawuli berhafu abakhulu ngakumbi emhlabeni, esi sisixhobo, kwaye bangenisa iingxelo rhoqo ngenyanga. Uphumile kuyo, ewe-bathi, bendingazi ukuba umkhulu kakhulu, kulungile ukuba uyithethile. Kodwa andizange ndiyithande i-grin ebusweni be-bitch-chief accountant.
Ndayishiya intlanganiso ndaya etoilet. Iziganeko ezinje ngelaxative ziyandichaphazela. Ndandisele ndilinyathelo elinye ukuba ndingaphumeleli! Ndahlala apho into engangemizuzu elishumi elinesihlanu ndade ndabuyela ezingqondweni ndaleqa kumhleli. Kwaye le nto ihleli apho, iyancwina - ngathi, kutheni ubaleka njengenjana kwikhaba lokuqala kwisebe le-accounting? Khange ndisabele kule nto ixesha elide - ndiyazi ukuba abadwelisi benkqubo ababahloniphi abo banoxanduva lwabasebenzisi. Ewe, kwaye musa ukunikezela, ukunyaniseka. Umvuzo wam uphindwe kabini, kwaye uhlala apha, unebhongo. Kodwa ndingumphathi, kwaye ungaphantsi. Beka iinyawo zakho ezandleni zakho kwaye uyenze. Kwaye ungalibali ukunika ingxelo.
Ngelishwa, esi siganeko sakhawuleza sangcolisa igama lam kubaphathi. Ukuba ngaphambi kokuba basondele kum-mhlawumbi bafuna ukujonga ngokusondeleyo, ngoku, njengoko bethetha, sele behlolisise. Izikhalazo zavela, eminye imisebenzi emidala yeza ukuba lo mdwelisi wenkqubo damn akakwazanga ukwenza iinyanga ezininzi okanye iminyaka. Mna, njengoko ufundisile, ndabhala ngokunyanisekileyo yonke into kwincwadi ebomvu, eyemibuzo engxamisekileyo. Ewe, ndachazela wonke umntu ukuba ngoku le ngxaki ngokuqinisekileyo iya kusonjululwa, kuba ndithathe ulawulo kuyo.
Into ecekisekayo kukuba isimo sengqondo somlawuli sitshintshile. Inqaku elikwimephu yendlela yakho ebizwa ngokuba yi "Intsimbi yokuQala" yeza ngaphambi kweshedyuli. Umlawuli wandibiza kwaye wathi wayesele exhalabile - emva koko, kudliwano-ndlebe ndathembisa ukuba ndiza kuqalisa iiprojekthi ezintsha, ndinike iziphumo, ndizibonakalise. Ngokwesicwangciso, ndathi iprojekthi yam yokuqala yayiyinkqubo yokulawula umsebenzi.
Ngendlela, enkosi ngokundinceda. Ndirhangqe ngempazamo i-flash drive kunye nekiti yokuhambisa yale nkqubo kwindlu yangasese - kulungile ukuba uthumele ikopi. Ndaye ndajikeleza kangangeentsuku ezininzi, kodwa ndakwazi ukuhambisa inkqubo kwenye yeeseva-ekuphela kwayo eqhuba iWindows, yayisetyenziselwa inkqubo yolawulo lokufikelela, yayindala, kodwa yayibonakala isebenza.
Ngokubanzi, yonke into injengoko ubutshilo: "Ndiqale ukusebenzisa inkqubo yolawulo lomsebenzi - ndikhululekile iinyanga ezintandathu." Ewe, akusiyo yonke into, ngokuqinisekileyo ... Ndidla ngokuyicima le nkqubo emva kwenyanga. Mhlawumbi unokuthetha nomdwelisi wenkqubo owenze ukuba ngandlel’ ithile aguqule inkqubo? Ewe, woyikeka kakhulu. Ngaba ukuzalisa amasimi angamashumi amabini ukubeka umsebenzi omninzi kubasebenzisi benkqubo yolwazi lwezityalo?
Ngelishwa, akukho mntu wazikhathazayo ngokungenisa imisebenzi kwinkqubo yam. Ndahlala ndisithi njengoko ubufundisa – “ukwenza izinto elubala sisiseko socwangco”, kwaye “ukuba umsebenzi awubhalwanga, awusayi kusombululeka”, kwaye “akukho msebenzi-akukho sisombululo”. Kodwa, ngenxa yokuba Khange ndiphinde ndithathelwe ngqalelo kakhulu, akwabikho mntu umamelayo.
Kwintlanganiso elandelayo nomphathi ndabethwa. Ndizamile ukuzithethelela - bathi, ayilotyala lam, inkqubo ilungile, kodwa ishishini alikho. Andinagunya kubasebenzi bamanye amasebe. Wazama ukuthelekelela ukuba naye akanawo amandla, ekubeni wonke umntu ezenzela isigqibo sokuba asebenzise inkqubo okanye hayi. Ngendingazange ndiyenze, kakade.
Ngandlel’ ithile wacaphuka ngoko nangoko, yaye okokuqala encokola nam wasebenzisa amanyala. Ekuqaleni ndayifaka emva kwamagama alishumi, emva koko emva kwesihlanu (kunye nendlela yokunciphisa isiqingatha?), Emva koko yayingumsinga oqhubekayo. Eyona nto iphambili yile: amandla akanakunikwa, anokuthathwa kuphela. Kwaye enye into: umphathi nguye ofumana iziphumo. Ndidla ngokuthetha into enye, kodwa ngandlel’ ithile ndabonakala ndiyiqonda into awayeyithetha.
Ayisiyonto nje icacileyo ukuba esi siphumo sokungafezeki sinokufezekiswa njani. Mhlawumbi ungandicacisela? Ndingabanyanzela njani abasebenzisi benkqubo abangandixeleliyo ukuba bangenise imisebenzi kwinkqubo yam? Ungaqali nje, nceda, malunga nazo zonke iintlobo zezakhono ezithambileyo, unxibelelwano olunqamlezayo, ubunkokeli kunye namaziko ezimvo. Ndingenza ntoni?
Andizange ndize nantoni na engcono kunokunyanzela umdwelisi ukuba afake yonke imisebenzi kwinkqubo. Yonke into eza kuye ngazo naziphi na iziteshi - iposi, ngomlomo, njl. Wathandabuza okwethutyana, ngentliziyo enesiqingatha, kodwa waqala ukuhambisa imisebenzi. Enyanisweni, andiyazi ukuba kwenzeka njani, kodwa imisebenzi yakhe yabhalwa ngaphandle kokuzalisa yonke imimandla engamashumi amabini. Kugqekeziwe, okanye yintoni?
Ndagqiba ekubeni ndakhe phezu kwempumelelo yam. Umnyanzele ukuba agcwalise zonke iindawo - uhlalutyo, abahluli bezinto eziluncedo, njl. Kodwa ndafumana isiphumo esingalindelekanga - ndaxhatshazwa kuba umdwelisi wayeka ukwenza nantoni na ngokupheleleyo. Ngokwemvelo, ndaya kuye - le nit ihlala, iyancuma, kwaye ithi lonke ixesha lam lokusebenza lichithwe ngokuzalisa amasimi kwinkqubo yam. Lalingekho ixesha lokuxoxisana kunye nokuqinisekisa-ndivele ndamvimba ibhonasi yakhe yenyanga, kwaye ndahlala phantsi ukuze ndigcwalise uhlalutyo ngokwam.
Ngelishwa, andizange ndiqonde uninzi lwemisebenzi, ngoko ke ndazalisa i-analytics ngokuchanekileyo ngokwaneleyo ukufezekisa injongo yam - ukubonisa i-plus. Ewe, njengoko wafundisa. Yonke imisebenzi yabonakala iluncedo kwishishini. Yonke imisebenzi iye yabonakala ingabizi mali ininzi. Yonke imisebenzi izise ingeniso ethe ngqo kwishishini. Hayi nje isebe IT, kodwa uhlobo iyunithi yeshishini.
Ndilungiselele intetho yeseshoni yesicwangciso. Kuhle ukuba ndine template engabonakaliyo - faka nje i-logo yesityalo, amanani ahlaziyiweyo kwifayile ye-Excel, zonke iigrafu kwintetho zifanelekile, kwaye izizathu kunye nezigqibo ziyafana - kakuhle, ukuba ndilungile kwaye ndiyasebenza. .
Kodwa ke kwenzeka into engenakulungiseka. Ndandivuya kakhulu malunga nempumelelo yam ezayo kangangokuba ndagqiba ekubeni ndiyibhiyozele kwindawo yokutyela yendawo. Akuzange kuhambe kakuhle kakhulu-ndanxila, ndasela ipilisi, ndade ndagula. Kwafuneka ndithumele umcwangcisi endaweni yam. Ndimthumelele umboniso, wathi yena ngokwakhe uye waya kwinkomfa engxamisekileyo ukuze afunde ingxelo, waqhubeka ewola umlungu wakhe.
Ngengomso eofisini bandijonga ngendlela engaqhelekanga. Ekuqaleni ndandicinga ukuba kungenxa yoluthuthu lwam—imiphumo yetyhefu yayisathath’ unyawo. Ndawugquma umkrwelo ngesiseko, nangona mhlawumbi wawuphawuleka, ngoko ke babenesingqala okanye bajonge kude?
Kodwa yonke into yajika yaba yiprosaic ngakumbi. Lo mdwelisi weprogram yenjakazi uvule intetho yam kwaye wahlengahlengisa amanani. Wafaka umvuzo wam kwiikholamu zeendleko zokusombulula iingxaki. Ndizamile ukungazinyanzeli kakhulu, ndiye ndathatha ingeniso engeyiyo ephezulu, kodwa iindleko eziphindwe kathathu zazisa yonke "ingeniso" yethu kwiminus. Ndiye ndabukela ukurekhoda kwevidiyo kwiseshoni yeqhinga, kwaye kwafuneka ndicele ukuya ekhaya isiqingatha sosuku - andizange ndizive ndineentloni. Bahleka kakhulu. Kwaye esi sisile sikunye nabo.
Yaye khawufane ucinge - emva koko wabuya waza wacela ukunyuswa komvuzo! Obunjani ubuganga okufuneka ubenabo ukwenza oko! Ayikuko nokuba andinalo noluncinci ufifi lokuba ndingawunyusa njani umvuzo wakhe - kukuba ndisisidalwa esingenambeko! Ngokwemvelo, ndamthuma. Ewe, hayi ngokuthe ngqo, kodwa njengoko ubufundisile-njengoko, ayingomzuzu ulungileyo, awukabonisi ziphumo okwangoku, njl.
Ngoko ke lo mkhwa waya kumphathi wacela ukuba anyusele umvuzo wakhe! Kwaye ndinyuswe ngamashumi amabini! Emva koko, i-bastard, wayimisa ngamabomu yonke into ngale ndlela - okokuqala weza kum, kwaye emva koko kumlawuli. Ukuze ndiqonde ukuba ngubani oxabisa ntoni apha. Kwaye xa ndabuza ukuba wonke umba wokunyuswa kwemivuzo ulungelelaniswe njani apha kumzi-mveliso-kakuhle, ngubani oza kuthetha naye, indlela yokuyibonisa, ngexesha elifanelekileyo-wathi akayi kwabelana nam naluphi na ulwazi. Njengokuthi, andizange ndimncede, kwaye akayi kundinceda.
Waza ngobudenge wandixelela ukuba mandilale. Kanye ebusweni. Kuhle ukuba kwakungekho mntu. Emva kokunyuswa komvuzo, waba yinto engaqhelekanga ngokubanzi - uhleli, wenza into, uzama, ukrazula iesile lakhe. Ndagqiba ekubeni ndithathe i-advantage kwaye ndimphathele umsebenzi abantu abathengisayo kudala becela ukuba ndiwenze. Kulapho andithumele khona. Uthi ngoku umalathisi umnika imisebenzi ngokuthe ngqo. Kwaye andisenguye ummiselo kuye. Ewe, ndiye ndambombozela into, efana “kakuhle, jonga, uzigqibe ngokwakho” - kwaye kwakhona ngekhefu lokugula.
Ngoku kwakucacile ukuba andizuhlala ixesha elide apha. Kodwa ngelixa amandla asemthethweni ehleli, ndaye ndagqiba ekubeni ndiziphindezele kule nit. Ndaya kumlawuli kwintlanganiso, kwaye saxoxa ngazo zonke iiprojekthi ezingaphumelelanga ixesha elide. Ewe, njengoko sixoxile, ndazama ngandlela-thile ukuzithethelela, ngaphandle kokungena kwiinkcukacha zeeprojekthi (ekubeni ndingazi), kwaye wajonga i-smartphone yakhe kwaye ngamanye amaxesha wanqwala intloko yakhe.
Ekugqibeleni, ndathi ndisandul 'ukufumana ingxaki yengcambu, ngokwethiyori kaGoldratt - ngumdwelisi wethu. Masimgxothe, ndithi, kwaye yonke into iya kuba ngcono kwangoko. Emva koko wajonga phezulu kwi-smartphone yakhe, wandijonga emehlweni kwaye ezolile wathi: ugxothiwe.
Isiphelo sisengqiqweni, ngokubanzi. Kungoku nje bendiqala ukugxothwa ngenxa yenkqubo. Phofu ndiye ndayombona emva koko-ndathi uyayazi ukuba ndigxothwe yintoni? Uyaphendula - hayi, andazi. Andiqondi, wena bastard, ukuba ngumbuzo weqhinga. Ukuba nguye obekek’ ityala ngokugxothwa kwam. Kutheni le nto kufuneka ndiye esihogweni kwakhona, ndikhangele iifektri, ndiqeshe igumbi kwindawo yokuhlala, ndizenzele iphakheji engenakhaya kwaye ndicinge ngawe, sithandwa.
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, ihlanganiswe nguwe, ndiyigqithisele kumdwelisi wenkqubo. Andiqondi ukuba kutheni uyibhale, kwaye kutheni - egameni lam, kodwa oh kulungile. Kwaye kutheni ubonise abafowunelwa benkampani oyisebenzelayo kunye nenombolo yakho yefowuni ephathwayo? Kodwa wazi ngcono, sithandwa.
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